{"id":949936,"date":"2023-03-21T18:00:36","date_gmt":"2023-03-21T15:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=949936"},"modified":"2023-03-21T18:00:36","modified_gmt":"2023-03-21T15:00:36","slug":"this-little-girls-death-metal-song-about-frozen-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=949936","title":{"rendered":"This Little Girl&#8217;s Death Metal Song About Frozen Rules"},"content":{"rendered":"<article id=\"post-335136\" class=\"zox-post-wrap\">\n<div class=\"zox-article-wrap zoxrel left zox100\">\n<div class=\"zox-post-main-grid\">\n<div class=\"zox-post-width\">\n<div class=\"zox-post-main-wrap zoxrel left zox100\">\n<div class=\"zox-post-main\">\n<div class=\"zox-post-bot-wrap\">\n<div class=\"zox-post-title-wrap zox-tit2\">\n<header class=\"zox-post-head-wrap left zoxrel zox100\">\n<div class=\"zox-post-head zoxrel\">\n<h3 class=\"zox-post-cat\"><span class=\"zox-post-cat\">Around the Interwebs<\/span><\/h3>\n<h1 class=\"zox-post-title left entry-title\">This Little Girl&#8217;s Death Metal Song About <em>Frozen<\/em> Rules<\/h1>\n<p><span class=\"zox-post-excerpt\"><\/p>\n<p>The future is all hers!<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"zox-post-info-wrap\">\n<div class=\"zox-post-byline-wrap\">\n<div class=\"zox-author-thumb\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/ed50431fee4f560b75aa597ad4443b42ef574e14e4e96e2dced55d23ef670d6d-2.png\" class=\"avatar avatar-40 photo\" height=\"40\" width=\"40\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"ed50431fee4f560b75aa597ad4443b42ef574e14e4e96e2dced55d23ef670d6d-2\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"zox-author-info-wrap\">\n<div class=\"zox-author-name-wrap\">\n<p>By<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"zox-author-name vcard fn author\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tDan Alleva\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"zox-post-date-wrap\">\n<p>Published<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"zox-post-date updated\"><time class=\"post-date updated\" datetime=\"2023-03-21\">March 21, 2023<\/time><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"zox-post-soc-top-wrap\">\n<div class=\"zox-post-soc-stat\">\n<ul class=\"zox-post-soc-stat-list left zoxrel\">\n<li class=\"zox-post-soc-fb\">\n<li class=\"zox-post-soc-twit\">\n<li class=\"zox-post-soc-flip\">\n<li class=\"zox-post-soc-email\">\n<li class=\"zox-post-soc-com zox-com-click\"><\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/header>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"zox-post-img-wrap\">\n<div class=\"zox-post-img left zoxrel zoxlh0\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/frozen-kid-1.png\" class=\"flipboard-image wp-post-image\" alt=\"Frozen Kid\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"frozen-kid-1\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"zox-post-body-wrap left zoxrel\">\n<div class=\"zox-post-body left zoxrel zox100\">\n<p>Parents have this habitual need to share &#8220;their&#8221; music with the kids. It&#8217;s an undeniable fact of parenthood. We naturally feel\u2014all of us, no matter what generation\u2014that our music was the best music there ever was, and therefore our children, logically (put loosely), will gravitate to it the way we did when we were pre-pubescent little weirdos bouncing off walls, and engaging in other assorted chaos. <\/p>\n<p>Sure, you may ultimately only succeed in getting your kid to listen to one <strong>Queen<\/strong> song before they insist you put the <em>Encanto<\/em> soundtrack on. If you&#8217;re lucky, you <em>occasionally<\/em> may be able to get away with a quiet <strong>Sabbath<\/strong> tune. Think: &#8220;Planet Caravan&#8221; or &#8220;Solitude&#8221; (Hot tip from this metal dad: the latter is perfect for naptime, though if your kid is a little skittish, you can dream on about any of that happening.)<\/p>\n<p>Then there is drummer and revolutionary girl dad extraordinaire, <strong>Devin Nickles<\/strong>, and his daughter, <strong>Audrey<\/strong>. When <strong>Devin<\/strong> isn&#8217;t behind the drum kit pounding out beats for his band <strong>Wind Cries Mary<\/strong>, this metalhead dad and his daughter bond in the studio together over dad&#8217;s love for the heavy stuff. It&#8217;s adorable as all hell and, by the looks of it, the circle remains unbroken in the <strong>Nickles<\/strong> family. Good on them. A family that rocks together stays together. 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