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N\u0103v\u0103lirea Jidanilor \u2013 pies\u0103 de teatru rar\u0103 de Vasile Alecsandri<\/span><\/h1>\n
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Incorect Politic<\/strong>
\nFebruarie 13, 2023<\/p>\n

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N\u0103v\u0103lirea Jidanilor \u2013 pies\u0103 de teatru rar\u0103 de Vasile Alecsandri<\/strong><\/h2>\n

1884<\/span>\u00a0pies\u0103 neterminat\u0103 publicat\u0103 \u00een Familia Nr1.<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Via FrescaLuiIoanRo\u0219ca<\/a>, \u00een contextul segmentelor [a00 Cotropire pr\u0103dalnic\u0103,\u00a0a10 Nimicirea satelor, a13 Degradare fizic\u0103]:<\/em><\/p>\n

Fragmente. Pentru a citi \u00eentreg Prologul, accesa\u021bi acest link<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n

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[\u2026] Tu, Froim Bercu s\u0103 te a\u015fezi \u00een una din barierele Ia\u015fului,\u00a0\u00a0ca cr\u0103\u015fmar, pentru ca s\u0103 \u00eembe\u0163i \u0163\u0103ranii ce vor veni la t\u00eerg cu provizii; ia sam\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 ca s\u0103 amesteci rachiul cu zeam\u0103 de tutun, cu adeiu, cu ciomofaiu \u015fi cu vitriol. Mojicii beau ca ni\u015fte vite f\u0103r\u0103 a b\u0103ga de seam\u0103 c\u0103 se otr\u0103vesc. [\u2026]\n<\/p>\n

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Tu Besnme Trifman s\u0103 deschizi casapie la Hirlau ca s\u0103 vinzi carne co\u0219er la fra\u0163ii no\u015ftri \u015fi carne trif de vite bolnave la cre\u015ftini. Tu Haim s\u0103 te faci pitar la T\u00eergu Frumos, dar s\u0103 vinzi mojicilor p\u00eeine de f\u0103in\u0103 aprins\u0103<\/span>.[\u2026<\/span>]<\/span><\/p>\n

[\u2026]Tu \u015eaf\u0103rie s\u0103 te faci \u00een orice ora\u015f agent de corup\u0163ie, s\u0103 aju\u0163i pe fra\u0163ii no\u015ftri \u00een procese, \u00eencerc\u00eend a cump\u0103ra consciin\u0163a judec\u0103torilor.<\/p>\n

Tu, Moisi Raibhoffer s\u0103 te lipe\u015fti de casele boierilor ca s\u0103 le \u00eenlesne\u015fti \u00eemprumuturi de bani cu procent de 300% \u015fi cu ipoteca \u00een mo\u015fiile \u015fi casele lor, case \u015fi mo\u015fii vor fi \u00een cur\u00eend ale noastre<\/span>. \u0218i cu r\u0103bdare \u015fi cu str\u0103duni\u021b\u0103 \u015fi cu me\u0219tesug \u015fi mai ales cu bani vom pune m\u00eena pe ora\u0219ele rom\u00e2nilor, vom cump\u0103ra mo\u0219iile lor\u2026 Vom deveni st\u0103p\u00eeni \u015fi ei vor ajunge arga\u0163ii no\u0219tri [\u2026]<\/span><\/p>\n

Tu I\u0163ic s\u0103 ie\u015fi \u00eenaintea lor cale de un sfert de po\u015ft\u0103 ca s\u0103 le cumperi potv\u0103d cu a \u015faptea parte de pre\u0163 \u015fi apoi s\u0103-i aduci la cr\u0103\u015fma lui Bercu pentru ald\u0103ma\u015f. [\u2026]\n<\/p>\n

Tu \u015eloim s\u0103 te faci otelier, tu negustor de haine putrede, tu ciubotar, tu croitor, tu tinichigiu, dar s\u0103 c\u0103uta\u0163i a dura tot lucru prost ca s\u0103 aib\u0103 totdeauna nevoie rom\u00e2nul de meseriile voastre. [\u2026]\n<\/p>\n

\u00cen sfir\u015fit,\u00a0\u00a0voi to\u0163i, v\u0103 \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftia\u0163i prin \u0163ar\u0103 ca holera, apuca\u0163i toate meseriile, toate nego\u0163urile, \u015fi cump\u0103ra\u0163i ieftin \u015fi vinde\u0163i scump \u00eenc\u00eet s\u0103 nu poat\u0103 rom\u00e2nii \u0163ine concuren\u0163\u0103 cu voi. Ei s\u0103 cad\u0103 \u00een s\u0103r\u0103cie pe c\u00eend voi v\u0103 ve\u0163i \u00eembog\u0103\u0163i.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Am zis. \u015ei acum striga\u0163i ca mine: Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 neamul lui Isac, neamul lui Israel!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Silberwolf, Kihos \u015fi mai mul\u0163i jidani str\u00eem\u0163ero\u015fi, cu barbe zburilite, cu perciuni lungi, \u015fi cu boccele de rufe \u00een spinare, se cobor pe c\u0103rare din v\u00eerful dealului, tremur\u00eend de frig, cuprin\u015fi de groaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

Kihos: Au vai! mamunieu! M-a cuprins frigu \u015fi frichi!<\/p>\n

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Silberwolf:\u00a0\u015ei pe mine Kihos dar n-avem ce face.\u00a0Trebuie s\u0103 mergem \u00eenainte p\u00een\u0103 la hotar c\u00eet e noapte, ca s\u0103 trecem \u00een Moldova pe fra\u0163ii no\u015ftri din Gali\u0163ia. Ei ne a\u015fteapt\u0103 ascun\u015fi \u00een codru.<\/p>\n

Kihos: Nu te temi de t\u00eelh\u00eeroi \u015fi de ur\u0219i?<\/p>\n

Silberwolf:\u00a0Ba mi-i groaz\u0103 \u2026 dar sunt poruncit s\u0103 \u00eendeplinesc poruncile Alian\u0163ei din Paris. Ea voie\u015fte s\u0103 umple \u0163ara rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 cu fiii lui Israel de prin toat\u0103 lumea, din Austria, din Rusia \u015fi de aiurea, pentru ca s\u0103 o facem proprietatea noastr\u0103.<\/p>\n

Kihos: Bun ghi\u015feft. Cuno\u015fti potecile?<\/p>\n

Silberwolf: Cunosc. Am f\u0103cut de multe ori contraband\u0103 de oameni prin locurile astea. Am introdus numai eu peste trei mii de fra\u0163i peste creierii mun\u0163ilor\u2026Al\u0163ii fac acea\u015fi contraband\u0103 pe malurile Prutului, aduc\u00eend pe fra\u0163ii no\u015ftri din Rusia.<\/p>\n

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Silberwolf: veni\u0163i dup\u0103 mine\u2026\u00a0A\u0163i intrat \u00een Moldova. Aice-i \u0163ara cu man\u0103!<\/strong><\/p>\n

[\u2026] Fra\u0163i \u00een talmud! Fii r\u0103sle\u0163i\u015fi ai Ierusalimului. Voi care sunte\u0163i poporul lui Dumnezeu. Iat\u0103-v\u0103 \u00een \u0163ara Rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 care e menit\u0103 a deveni o nou\u0103 Palestin\u0103\u2026A\u0163i venit aice unii din voi alunga\u0163i de poli\u0163ia austriac\u0103 pentru orecare hapgevezen, al\u0163ii trimi\u015fi \u00een misiune cuceritoare de Alian\u0163a israelit\u0103. Fi\u0163i bineveni\u0163i pe p\u0103m\u00eentul f\u0103g\u0103duin\u0163ei!\u2026 Acum la lucru. Iat\u0103 prada! (Arat\u0103 mun\u0163ii \u015fi valea)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jidanii (entuziasma\u0163i): A noastr\u0103! A noastr\u0103?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Silberwolf:\u00a0A noastr\u0103 c\u0103ci rom\u00e2nii nu \u015ftiu s\u0103-\u015fi p\u0103zeasc\u0103 comoara str\u0103mo\u015feasc\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Scena II <\/strong><\/p>\n

Ion T\u0103t\u0103r\u0103\u015fan, Vasile Topor (vin din dreapta).<\/p>\n

[\u2026] Ion: Las\u0103 c\u0103-i g\u0103sim noi. Nu degeaba \u00eei urm\u0103rim tocmai de la Ia\u015fi.
\n[\u2026] M\u0103i Vasile, de i-om g\u0103bui undeva s\u0103-\u0163i aduci aminte c\u0103 te nume\u015fti Topor.<\/p>\n

Vasile: Topor de vit\u0103 cu\u015fer. Las pe mine. Eu le sunt rabinul.<\/p>\n

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Ion: Bine v\u0103d c\u0103 \u0163i-s dragi ca \u015fi mie spurca\u0163ii.<\/p>\n

Vasile:\u00a0Ca piperiu \u00een ochi.\u00a0\u015ecii tu m\u0103i Ioane c\u0103 Kihos mi-a otr\u0103vit nevasta cu vitriol la cr\u0103\u015fma lui din P\u0103curari? \u015ecii tu ca fratine-meu i-a luat sumanu din spinare \u00een dricul iernii? Scii tu c\u0103 pe copilul meu, un \u0163\u00eenc de \u015fase ani l-au deprins cu be\u0163ia \u015fi l-au sf\u0103tuit s\u0103 fure g\u0103ini prin mahala ca s\u0103 i le aduc\u0103 lui pentru rachiu? Scii tu c\u0103 nu mai putem tr\u0103i noi, rom\u00e2nii, de r\u0103ul lor?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"N\u0103v\u0103lirea<\/a><\/p>\n

\"N\u0103v\u0103lirea<\/p>\n

Ion: Sciu\u2026 Dintre to\u0163i T\u0103t\u0103r\u0103\u015fenii care \u00eenainte erau gospodari cu case \u015fi gr\u0103dini, numai eu r\u0103m\u0103sesem negustor cu dughean\u0103 la uli\u0163\u0103. Intr-o zi vine Silberwolf \u015fi dureaz\u0103 al\u0103ture de mine un \u015fopron mic de sc\u00eenduri. \u00cen \u015fopron a\u015fed\u0103 un alt nesp\u0103lat ca d\u00eensul cu acee\u015fi marf\u0103 ca a mea. Orice vindeam eu,\u00a0\u00a0Iuda l\u0103sa cu c\u00eeteva parale mai jos; scad pre\u0163ul, scade \u015fi el, ajung \u00een sf\u00eer\u015fit a da marfa cu pre\u0163ul cu care o cump\u0103ram am\u00eendoi; jidanul nu se opre\u015fte \u015fi tot scade \u2026 \u00eenc\u00eet mu\u015fterii mei m\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103sesc \u015fi merg la el care vindea mai ieftin<\/strong>\u2026 M\u0103i p\u0103catule \u00eei zic \u00eentr-o zi, cine dracu te-a adus pe capul meu? Ce-\u0163i pas\u0103 \u0163ie \u00eemi r\u0103spunde el r\u00eez\u00eend? M\u0103i da cum po\u0163i s\u0103-mi ie\u015fi \u00een cap\u0103t, d\u00eend marfa \u00een pagub\u0103? Nu-i treba ta, are cine s\u0103 m\u0103 desp\u0103gubeasc\u0103 p\u00een\u0103 ce te-oi calici pe tine. Dar cine m\u0103i pocitule? Comitetul nostru, Kahalul<\/strong>\u2026\u00a0\u00cemi venea s\u0103-l ucid dar m-am g\u00eendit c\u0103 nu era el vinovatul\u2026 Silberwolf \u00eemi urdise pieirea.<\/strong> \u00a0\u00a0[\u2026]\n<\/p>\n

\u00cen sf\u00eer\u0219it am \u00eenchis dugheana. Creditorii mi-au v\u00eendut marfa cu daraban\u0103, apoi mi-au v\u00eendut \u015fi c\u0103su\u0163a mea din T\u0103t\u0103ra\u015f<\/strong>.[\u2026]\n<\/p>\n

Vasile: Tu ai r\u0103mas cer\u015fetor \u00een \u0163ara ta<\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n

Ion: Da\u2026 cer\u015fetor la drumul mare, cer\u015fetor de codru ca tine.\u00a0\u00a0Asta ne r\u0103m\u00eene nou\u0103 rom\u00e2nilor. Despoi Judele unde-le \u00eent\u00eelnesc [\u2026]
\n[\u2026] \u0162i-ai ascu\u0163it toporul Vasile?<\/p>\n

Vasile: Ca dorul de r\u0103zbunare, dar barda ta?<\/p>\n

Ion: Ascu\u0163it\u0103 ca limba clevetirii jidove\u015f\u021bi\u2026.<\/p>\n

[\u2026] Deschide-\u0163i n\u0103rile \u015fi miroas\u0103 tare! Nu pute a usturoi?<\/p>\n

Ion : Doame ajut\u0103! (iese prin st\u00eenga)<\/p>\n

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Scena III <\/strong><\/p>\n

(\u015eoim\u0103nescu, Ursu, 4 doroban\u0163i vin din dreapta).<\/p>\n

\u015eoim\u0103nescu: Cine s\u0103 treac\u0103 prin creierii mun\u0163ilor?<\/p>\n

Ursul : Jidanii care fug din \u0163ara lor \u015fi n\u0103v\u0103lesc \u00een \u0163ara noastr\u0103.<\/p>\n

[\u2026] Adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 jidanii trec borderie \u00een Moldova, intr\u0103 \u00een ea ca \u00een satul lui Cremine \u015fi ca oala \u00een trup s\u0103n\u0103tos.<\/p>\n

\u015eoim\u0103nescu: De ce-i las\u0103 gr\u0103nicerii?<\/p>\n

Ursul: Apoi ce-o s\u0103 fac\u0103 bie\u0163ii oameni? C\u00eend primesc porunc\u0103 s\u0103-i opreasc\u0103 c\u00eend s\u0103 le dee bun\u0103 pace\u2026 \u00ces n\u0103uci\u0163i de-at\u00eetea, cum le zice doamne iart\u0103-m\u0103,\u00a0\u00a0de-at\u00eetea \u0163\u0103rc\u0103l\u0103ri din Bucuresci. Se las\u0103 \u015fi ei pe t\u00eenjal\u0103 p\u00een-a suna un ceas mai bun.<\/p>\n

\u015eoim\u0103nescu: Ce-a fost p\u00een\u0103 azi nu \u015ftiu, dar de azi \u00eenainte m\u0103i b\u0103ie\u0163i, c\u00eet oi fi de comand\u0103 la hoptar, s\u0103-i \u00een\u0163\u0103rc\u0103m pe jidani de a mai trece f\u0103r\u0103 pa\u015faport [\u2026]\n<\/p>\n

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(Scena IV nu apare \u00een fresc\u0103)<\/em><\/p>\n

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Scena V<\/strong><\/p>\n

(Jidanii, Ion,\u00a0\u00a0Vasili,\u00a0\u00a0vin din st\u00eenga).<\/p>\n

Ion: Potira, potira la fug\u0103 Vasile.<\/p>\n

Vasili: La s\u0103n\u0103toasa! (fuge \u00een dreapta).<\/p>\n

Jidanii : Ai vei, vei, vei, vei ! (fug \u00een dreapta).<\/p>\n

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Scena VI<\/strong><\/p>\n

(Ion, \u015eom\u0103nescu, Ursu, doroban\u0163ii vin din st\u00eenga).<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u015eom\u0103nescu: Iac\u0103 liftele. Dup\u0103 d\u00een\u015fii copii.<\/p>\n

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Ursu: S\u0103 trag domnul c\u0103pitan?<\/p>\n

\u015eom\u0103nescu: Trage \u00een g\u0103mad\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ursu: Cruce-ajut\u0103! (trage \u015fi alearg\u0103 cu ceilal\u0163i dup\u0103 jidani).<\/p>\n

(Se aude afar\u0103 \u0163ipete de jidani).<\/p>\n

Ion (\u00eentre crengi): \u00cen plin! Numai Silberwolf s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00een\u0103 teaf\u0103r pentru mine. Cine mai vine (se ascunde \u00eentre crengi).<\/p>\n

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Scena VII<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u015enapser (\u00eengrozit, vine alerg\u00eend de pe c\u0103rare \u015fi c\u0103t\u00eend \u00een toate p\u0103r\u0163ile).<\/p>\n

\u015enapser: \u00cen mine a tras? [\u2026] Ba nu [\u2026] m-am r\u0103t\u0103cit de tovar\u0103\u015fii mei. [\u2026]de-abia am pus piciorul pe p\u0103m\u00eent rom\u00e2nesc \u015fi m\u0103 g\u0103sesc mai r\u0103u ca \u00een \u0163ara lui Faraon.[\u2026] multe parale a\u015f c\u0103\u015ftiga dac\u0103 a\u015f putea vinde frica din s\u00een m\u0103car cinci bani drama [\u2026] Unde s\u0103 m-ascund? A! \u00cen gaura copacului ca \u00een s\u00eenul lui Avram [\u2026]\n<\/p>\n

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Scena VIII<\/strong><\/p>\n

Marinescu, S\u0103ftica, Lili (intr\u0103 prin dreapta, plini de om\u0103t)<\/p>\n

[\u2026] Marinescu: [\u2026] Spune-mi nu te-ai lovit c\u00eend s-a pr\u0103v\u0103lit sania? [\u2026]\n<\/p>\n

S\u0103ftica: Ce bine era s\u0103 nu plec\u0103m de-acas\u0103, de la mo\u015fie \u00een dricul iernii \u015fi s\u0103 ne expunem la drum cu ce-avem mai scump. Unde-i caseta cu banii \u015fi cu juvaere?<\/p>\n

Marinescu: Iat-o la mine; dar \u015firagul cel de m\u0103rg\u0103ritare unde-i?<\/p>\n

S\u0103ftica: La g\u00eetul copilei.<\/p>\n

(\u015enapser ascult\u0103 ar\u0103t\u00eendu-\u015fi capul din c\u00eend \u00een c\u00eend)[\u2026]\n<\/p>\n

\u015enapser (\u00een parte): Un \u015firag de m\u0103rg\u0103ritare ! Mii de galbeni!<\/p>\n

Marinescu: S-au speriat haramurile \u015fi nu-i poate m\u00eena vizitiul. Merg s\u0103-l ajut.[\u2026]\n<\/p>\n

Saftica : [\u2026] A \u00eenghe\u0163at mititica. Unde s-o ad\u0103posteasc de v\u00eent? A! iac\u0103 un copac g\u0103unos. [\u2026] \u00cen el nu bate v\u00eentul [\u2026](c\u00eend s\u0103 intre \u00een copac \u015enapser iese \u015fi-o apuc\u0103 de g\u00eet pe Saftica)[\u2026]\n<\/p>\n

\u015enapser: Nu striga c\u0103 te ucid!<\/p>\n

Lili (\u0163ip\u0103): Maman !<\/p>\n

\u015enapser : Taci! (\u00cei astup\u0103 gura cu m\u00eena, o \u00eenvele\u0219te \u00een manta, apuc\u0103 caseta \u015fi fuge \u00een dreapta prin planul din fund). De-acum sunt bogat! Aur\u2026Aur\u2026. Aur!<\/p>\n

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Ion (coborind din copac): D-ap\u0103i eu unde-s m\u0103i Iudo? La goan\u0103 dup\u0103 el Ioane\u00a0(alerg\u0103 dup\u0103 \u015enapser).<\/em><\/p>\n

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Scena IX<\/strong><\/p>\n

[\u2026] Marinescu : S\u0103ftic\u0103, vino-\u0163i \u00een fire. Ce s-a \u00eent\u00eemplat? [\u2026]\n<\/p>\n

S\u0103ftica: Au s\u0103rit pe mine. M-o apucat de g\u00eet. Mi-au furat copila\u2026\u00a0\u00a0Mi-au furat copila\u2026Era jidan.<\/p>\n

[\u2026] A s-o omoare, s\u0103-i bea s\u00eengele. [\u2026]\n<\/p>\n

(Ies am\u00eendoi alerg\u00eend prin dreapta)<\/p>\n

(Cortina cade)<\/p>\n

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La prezentarea acestui text s-au folosit imagini generate de inteligen\u021b\u0103 artificial\u0103.<\/em><\/p>\n

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