{"id":842533,"date":"2024-02-20T07:11:33","date_gmt":"2024-02-20T04:11:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=842533"},"modified":"2024-02-20T07:11:33","modified_gmt":"2024-02-20T04:11:33","slug":"navalirea-jidanilor-de-vasile-alecsandri-piesa-interzisa-incorect-politic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=842533","title":{"rendered":"N\u0103v\u0103lirea Jidanilor &#8211; de Vasile Alecsandri (Pies\u0103 interzis\u0103) &#8211; Incorect Politic"},"content":{"rendered":"<article class=\"post-listing post-72974 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail  category-chestiunea-jidaneasca category-educativ category-stirea-zilei tag-navalirea-jidanilor-de-vasile-alecsandri-piesa-interzisa\" id=\"the-post\">\n<div class=\"post-inner\">\n<h1 class=\"name post-title entry-title\"><span>N\u0103v\u0103lirea Jidanilor \u2013 de Vasile Alecsandri (Pies\u0103 interzis\u0103)<\/span><\/h1>\n<div class=\"entry\">\n<p>Sterie Ciumetti<strong><br \/>\nIncorect Politic<\/strong><br \/>\nFebruarie 20, 2024<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidani-navalire-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-72990 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidani-navalire-2.png\" alt=\"N\u0103v\u0103lirea Jidanilor - de Vasile Alecsandri (Pies\u0103 interzis\u0103)\" width=\"780\" height=\"785\"><\/a><\/h2>\n<h2><strong>N\u0103v\u0103lirea Jidanilor \u2013 de Vasile Alecsandri (Piesa complet\u0103)<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Pies\u0103 \u00een 5 acturi \u0219i un prolog.<\/p>\n<p>Persone:<\/p>\n<p>Marinescu, proprietar.<br \/>\nSaftica, so\u021bia lui.<br \/>\nLili, copila lor (4 ani \u00een prolo \u2013 18 ani \u00een acturi.)<br \/>\nBuruh \u0218napser, jidan Gali\u021bian, habotnic.<br \/>\nRifea, so\u021bia lui.<br \/>\nLeiba Kahal, rabin.<br \/>\nImmergold, banchier.<br \/>\nSilberwolf, jurnalist evreu.<br \/>\nKihos.<br \/>\nFroian<br \/>\nI\u021bic.<br \/>\n\u0218oim\u0103nescu, c\u0103pitan de doroban\u021bi.<br \/>\nIon Tataru\u0219an.<br \/>\nVasili Topor.<br \/>\nGheorghe Ursu, sergent de doroban\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Din p\u0103cate \u00een articolul din revista Familia, doar prologul a fost publicat.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>PROLOGUL:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Teatrul represent\u0103 plaiurile mun\u021bilor \u00een timp de ern\u0103. \u2013 O c\u0103rare ese din codri din fuind, \u0219erpuesce pe cost\u0103 \u0219i se cobor\u0103 \u00een scen\u0103. \u2013 \u00cen dreapta, planul II, un copac mare, g\u0103unos. \u2013 Nopte. \u2013 Luna se ivesce printre nori din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<h2><strong>Scena I<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Silberwolf, Kihos <em>(vin din dreapta sp\u0103ria\u021bi.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>KIHOS: Ai vai! Mamunieu! M-a cuprins frigu \u0219i frichi.<\/p>\n<p>SILBERWOLF: \u0218i pe mine, Kihos, dar n-avem ce face. Trebue s\u0103 mergem \u00eenainte p\u00e2n\u0103 la hotar, c\u00e2t e nopte, ca s\u0103 trecem \u00een Moldova pe fra\u021bii no\u0219tri din Gali\u021bia. Ei ne a\u0219teapt\u0103 ascun\u0219i \u00een codru.<\/p>\n<p>KIHOS:: Departe. Hotarul?<\/p>\n<p>SILBERWOLF: Mai avem un del\u2026<\/p>\n<p>KIHOS: \u0218-o vale \u0219-o limb\u0103 de p\u0103dure\u2026vorba rom\u00e2nului\u2026Silverwolf?<\/p>\n<p>SILBERWOLF: Vos ist?<\/p>\n<p>KIHOS: Nu te temi de t\u00e2lh\u0103roi \u0219i de ur\u0219i?<\/p>\n<p>SILBERWOLF: Eu?\u2026nici de cum?<\/p>\n<p>KIHOS: Nici de cum?<\/p>\n<p>SILBERWOLF:: Ba mi-e groz\u0103\u2026dar sunt poroncit s\u0103 \u00eendeplinesc poroncile Alian\u021bei din Paris. Ea voesce s\u0103 umple \u021bera rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 cu fiii lui Israel de prin toat\u0103 lumea, din Austria, din Rusia \u0219i de aiure, pentru ca s\u0103 facem proprietatea nostr\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>KIHOS (vesel): Bun ghe\u0219eft!<\/p>\n<p>SILBERWOLF: Bun \u0219i mare. Mai cu sem\u0103 dac\u0103 c\u0103p\u0103t\u0103m drepturi politice.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidani-navalire.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72984 aligncenter lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidani-navalire.png\" alt width=\"779\" height=\"771\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72984 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidani-navalire.png\" alt width=\"779\" height=\"771\" data-eio=\"l\"><\/p>\n<p>KIHOS: Dar oare le-om c\u0103p\u0103ta?<\/p>\n<p>SILBERWOLF: Ja wohl\u2026Am dat parale multe unde se cuvine\u2026 Presa din Paris, din Berlin, din Londra \u0219i din Viena e a nostr\u0103. \u00cen cur\u00e2nd vom ajunge la scopul nostru.<\/p>\n<p>KIHOS: Numai de nu ne-or m\u00e2nca lupii\u2026<\/p>\n<p>SILBERWOLF: Om peri noi, r\u0103m\u00e2n al\u021bii\u2026Evreu-i ca hrenul, are r\u0103d\u0103cina ad\u00e2nc\u0103 de 2 1\/2 stinjini.<\/p>\n<p>KIHOS: S\u0103 perim noi? Fereasc\u0103 Dumnezeu!<\/p>\n<p>SILBERWOLF: <strong>\u0218i cu r\u0103bdare, \u0219i cu st\u0103ruin\u021b\u0103, \u0219i cu me\u0219te\u0219ug \u0219i mai ales cu bani vom pune m\u00e2na pe ora\u0219ele rom\u00e2nilor, vom cump\u0103ra mo\u0219iile lor\u2026Vom deveni st\u0103p\u00e2ni, \u0219i ei vor ajunge arga\u021bii no\u0219tri\u2026Hai.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>KIHOS: Cunosci potecile?<\/p>\n<p>SILBERWOLF: Cunosc. Am f\u0103cut de multe ori contraband\u0103 cu oameni pe locurile aste. Am introdus numai eu peste trei mii de fra\u021bi prin crierii mun\u021bilor\u2026Al\u021bii fac aceea\u0219 contraband\u0103 pe malurile Prutului, aduc\u00e2nd pe fra\u021bii no\u0219tri din Rusia.<\/p>\n<p>KIHOS: \u0218i ai c\u00e2\u0219tigat bani mul\u021bi?<\/p>\n<p>SILBERWOLF: Dapoi cum? De geba? Dor nu-s rom\u00e2n\u2026Hai.<\/p>\n<p>KIHOS: Taci; par c-am auzit ceva.<\/p>\n<p>SILBERWOLF: Ce? \u00cen cotro?<\/p>\n<p>KIHOS: Colo\u2026pe urma nostr\u0103\u2026(privind \u00een dreapta). Vei! vei! vei! Z\u0103resc dou\u0103 umbre care vin, or fi t\u00e2lh\u0103roi\u2026s\u0103 fugim!<\/p>\n<p>SILVERWOLF: S\u0103 fugim\u2026(fuge). Fuga-i ru\u0219inos\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidani-alergand.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72985 aligncenter lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidani-alergand.png\" alt width=\"779\" height=\"778\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72985 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidani-alergand.png\" alt width=\"779\" height=\"778\" data-eio=\"l\"><\/p>\n<p>KIHOS: Dar s\u0103netoas\u0103. (Se sue repede \u0219i dispar \u00een codru).<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>SCENA II<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>ION T\u0102T\u0102RU\u0218AN. VASILE TOPOR (vin din dreapta).<\/p>\n<p>ION: Unde-s? i z\u0103resci, Vasili?<\/p>\n<p>VASILI: Nu, bat\u0103-i crucea!\u2026S\u0103 juri c-au intrat \u00een pam\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n<p>ION: \u00cen p\u0103m\u00e2nt or intra am\u00e2ndoi cu ajutorul meu.<\/p>\n<p>VASILI: \u0218i al meu\u2026Dar unde drac s\u0103 fie Litfele?\u2026or \u0219i apucat pe colo, prin codru, spre hotar.<\/p>\n<p>ION: Las\u2019 c\u0103-i g\u0103sim noi. Nu de geba i urm\u0103rim tocmai dela Ia\u0219i.<\/p>\n<p>VASILI: Hei! De a\u0219 pune m\u00e2na pe Kihos, ce tocan\u0103, ce tocan\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>ION: D\u2019apoi Silberwolf\u2026ce Lacuitur\u0103!\u2026Mei Vasili, de i-om g\u0103bui undeva, s\u0103-\u021bi aduci aminte c\u0103 te numesci Topor.<\/p>\n<p>VASILI: Topor de vit\u0103 cu\u0219er. Las\u2019 pe mine\u2026Eu le sunt Rabinul.<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/haiduci-romani-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72923 aligncenter lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/haiduci-romani-2.jpg\" alt width=\"781\" height=\"784\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72923 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/haiduci-romani-2.jpg\" alt width=\"781\" height=\"784\" data-eio=\"l\"><\/a><\/h2>\n<p>ION: Bine, v\u0103d c\u0103 \u0219i \u021bie \u021bi-s dragi ca \u0219i mie, spurca\u021bii!<\/p>\n<p>VASILI: <strong>\u00a0Ca piperiu \u00een ochi.\u00a0\u015ecii tu m\u0103i Ioane c\u0103 Kihos mi-a otr\u0103vit nevasta cu vitriol la cr\u0103\u015fma lui din P\u0103curari? \u015ecii tu ca fratine-meu i-a luat sumanu din spinare \u00een dricul iernii? Scii tu c\u0103 pe copilul meu, un \u0163\u00eenc de \u015fase ani l-au deprins cu be\u0163ia \u015fi l-au sf\u0103tuit s\u0103 fure g\u0103ini prin mahala ca s\u0103 i le aduc\u0103 lui pentru rachiu? Scii tu c\u0103 nu mai putem tr\u0103i noi, rom\u00e2nii, de r\u0103ul lor?<\/strong><\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidan-copil.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72909 aligncenter lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidan-copil.jpg\" alt width=\"780\" height=\"776\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72909 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidan-copil.jpg\" alt width=\"780\" height=\"776\" data-eio=\"l\"><\/a><\/h2>\n<p>ION: Sciu\u2026 Dintre to\u0163i T\u0103t\u0103r\u0103\u015fenii care \u00eenainte erau gospodari cu case \u015fi gr\u0103dini, numai eu r\u0103m\u0103sesem negustor cu dughean\u0103 la uli\u0163\u0103. Intr-o zi vine Silberwolf \u015fi dureaz\u0103 al\u0103ture de mine un \u015fopron mic de sc\u00eenduri. \u00cen \u015fopron a\u015fed\u0103 un alt nesp\u0103lat ca d\u00eensul cu acee\u015fi marf\u0103 ca a mea. <strong>Orice vindeam eu,\u00a0\u00a0Iuda l\u0103sa cu c\u00eeteva parale mai jos; scad pre\u0163ul, scade \u015fi el, ajung \u00een sf\u00eer\u015fit a da marfa cu pre\u0163ul cu care o cump\u0103ram am\u00eendoi; jidanul nu se opre\u015fte \u015fi tot scade \u2026 \u00eenc\u00eet mu\u015fterii mei m\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103sesc \u015fi merg la el care vindea mai ieftin<\/strong>\u2026 M\u0103i p\u0103catule \u00eei zic \u00eentr-o zi, cine dracu te-a adus pe capul meu? Ce-\u0163i pas\u0103 \u0163ie \u00eemi r\u0103spunde el r\u00eez\u00eend?\u00a0<strong>M\u0103i da cum po\u0163i s\u0103-mi ie\u015fi \u00een cap\u0103t, d\u00eend marfa \u00een pagub\u0103? Nu-i treba ta, are cine s\u0103 m\u0103 desp\u0103gubeasc\u0103 p\u00een\u0103 ce te-oi calici pe tine. Dar cine m\u0103i pocitule? Comitetul nostru, Kahalul<\/strong>\u2026\u00a0\u00cemi venea s\u0103-l ucid dar m-am g\u00eendit c\u0103 nu era el vinovatul\u2026\u00a0<strong>Silberwolf \u00eemi urdise pieirea! Silverwolf! A!\u2026sfinte Mina, zece paraclisuri \u021bi-oiu da de mi-i face s\u0103-l g\u0103sesc!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Vasili: \u0218i \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it, Ioane?<\/p>\n<p>ION: \u00cen sf\u00eer\u0219it, am \u00eenchis dugheana.<strong>\u00a0Creditorii mi-au v\u00eendut marfa cu daraban\u0103, apoi mi-au v\u00eendut \u015fi c\u0103su\u0163a mea din T\u0103t\u0103ra\u015f<\/strong>. \u0218i eu\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Vasile:\u00a0<strong>Tu ai r\u0103mas cer\u015fetor \u00een \u0163ara ta<\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>ION: Dar\u2026 cer\u015fetor la drumul mare, cer\u015fetor de codru ca tine.\u00a0\u00a0Asta ne r\u0103m\u00eene nou\u0103 rom\u00e2nilor. Despoi Judele unde-le \u00eent\u00eelnesc, dar nu m\u0103 simt r\u0103zbunat p\u00e2n\u0103 ce mi-oiu \u00eencheia socoteala cu Silberwolf. De m\u00e2na lui am calicit, de m\u00e2na mea o s\u0103 mor\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>VASILI: Morte am juruit \u0219i eu lui Kihos.<\/p>\n<p>ION: Hai dar la gon\u0103 dup\u0103 ei\u2026\u00a0\u0162i-ai ascu\u0163it toporul Vasile?<\/p>\n<p>Vasile: Ca dorul de r\u0103zbunare, dar barda ta?<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/haiduci-romani-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72924 aligncenter lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/haiduci-romani-3.jpg\" alt width=\"782\" height=\"780\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72924 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/haiduci-romani-3.jpg\" alt width=\"782\" height=\"780\" data-eio=\"l\"><\/a><\/h2>\n<p>ION: Ascu\u0163it\u0103 ca limba clevetirii jidove\u015f\u021bi\u2026.Halal de d\u00e2n\u0219ii!\u2026Pe-ncotro s\u0103 fi apucat? pe c\u0103rare la del? Sau pe codru de-andreptul?<\/p>\n<p>VASILI: Pe c\u0103rare joc\u0103 luna\u2026Cred mai degrab\u0103 c\u0103 au luat-o la fug\u0103 prin desime, c\u0103ci ne-or fi sim\u021bit urma lor.<\/p>\n<p>ION: Bine chitesci. Hai\u2026(ajung\u00e2nd la marginea scenii din st\u00e2nga). M\u0103i Vasili!<\/p>\n<p>VASILI: Ce?<\/p>\n<p>ION: Deschide\u021bi n\u0103rile \u0219i miros\u0103 tare! Ne pute a usturoiu?<\/p>\n<p>VASILI: A\u0219a-mi pare.<\/p>\n<p>ION: Domne ajut\u0103! (Ese prin st\u00e2nga).<\/p>\n<p><strong>SCENA III<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u0218OIM\u0102NESCU. URSU. (4 Doroban\u021bi vin din dreapta.)<\/p>\n<p>\u0218OIM\u0102NESCU: Sta\u021bi, b\u0103e\u021bi, s\u0103 ne mai odihnim pu\u021bin! De c\u00e2nd am l\u0103sat drumul cel de cole, de vale (arat\u0103 \u00een dreapta) ne urc\u0103m de dreptul la del, pe locuri neb\u0103tute de picior de om\u2026Nu v-a\u021bi ostenit?<\/p>\n<p>URSUL: Nu, domnule c\u0103pitan. Dor noi suntem copti de munte, tr\u0103i\u021bi prin codri \u0219i pe plaiuri. Suntem buni de picior ca muierile cele cu ochi de \u0219operl\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218OIM\u0102NESCU: S\u0103 tr\u0103i\u021bi. A\u0219a v\u0103 vreu: tari de ven\u0103 \u0219i buni de m\u00e2n\u0103. A\u0219a-i, Ursule?<\/p>\n<p>URSUL: C\u00e2t despre m\u00e2n\u0103, deu, n-a\u0219 sf\u0103tui pe vecinui de [\u2026] cu muste\u021bea lung\u0103 s\u0103-mi apar\u0103 \u00een lab\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218OIM\u0102NESCU: Laba Ursului.<\/p>\n<p>URSUL: A\u0219a\u2026m-au poreclit v\u00e2n\u0103torii din sat de c\u00e2nd m-am luat la tr\u00eent\u0103 cu o dihanie de urs care m\u0103 cuprinsese \u00een bra\u021be ca pe-o mireas\u0103\u2026Ne-am h\u00e2rjonit, c\u00e2t ne-am h\u00e2rjonit p\u00e2n\u2019 ce c\u0103z\u00e2nd am\u00e2ndoi la p\u0103m\u00e2nt, ne-am dat de-a rostogolul p\u00e2n\u0103\u2019n vale. C\u00e2nd eu deasupra lui, c\u00e2nd el deasupra mea\u2026M\u00e2nca l-ar c\u00e2nii! Greu mai era!\u2026Dar, ajun\u0219i \u00een cap\u0103tul coti\u0219ei, am scos cu\u021bitul dela br\u00e2u, \u0219i l-a, \u00eenfipt drept \u00een inima ursului. N-au avut nici m\u0103car vreme s\u0103-mi zic\u0103: Bogdaprosti.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218OIM\u0102NESCU: N-avea omenie.<\/p>\n<p>URSUL: Nu, dar avea o blan\u0103 de boer mare. Am dus-o poclon colonelului.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218OIM\u0102NESCU: \u0218i colonelul de-atunce se laud\u0103 c\u0103 l-au ucis \u00eensu\u0219i la v\u00e2nat.<\/p>\n<p>URSUL: S-o fi l\u0103ud\u00e2nd, de!\u2026Vorba ceea: Minciuna boereasc\u0103 trece\u2019n \u021bara Ungureasc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/haiduci-in-codru.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72987 aligncenter lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/haiduci-in-codru.png\" alt width=\"767\" height=\"736\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72987 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/haiduci-in-codru.png\" alt width=\"767\" height=\"736\" data-eio=\"l\"><\/p>\n<p>\u0218OIM\u0102NESCUL: Ursule!<\/p>\n<p>URSUL: Aud, c\u0103pitane.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218OIM\u0102NESCU: Departe-i p\u00e2n\u0103 la pichet unde mergem s\u0103 schimbam garda?<\/p>\n<p>URSUL: Mai este o f\u0103r\u00e2mic\u0103 bun\u0103 de drum, \u0219i e cam greu de-om apuca peste v\u00e2rful delului, \u00eens\u0103 cunosc o c\u0103r\u0103ru\u0219\u0103 mai obl\u0103 care \u00eencungiur\u0103 delul; ea trece pe la bordeul fratine-meu, p\u0103durarul.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218OIM\u0102NESCU: Da frate t\u0103u acas\u0103 s\u0103 fie?<\/p>\n<p>URSUL: A\u0219a chitesc. \u0218i dac\u0103 ai vre, domnule c\u0103pitan, s\u0103 te opresci \u00een ast\u0103 nopte la bordeul lui, pote c-ai ave prilej s\u0103 ucizi vreo dihanie bl\u00e2nd\u0103, c\u0103 ur\u0219ii vin c\u00e2te odat\u0103 de-\u0219i v\u00eer\u0103 botul pe ferestr\u0103 c\u00e2nd z\u0103resc lumin\u0103\u2019n l\u0103untru.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218OIM\u0102NESCU: Bun\u0103 idee. Ne-om duce [\u2026] la pichet.<\/p>\n<p>URSUL: Mai cu seam\u0103 c\u0103-i \u00eentuneric [\u2026] ca \u2018ntr\u2019un suflet de arenda\u0219 jidan\u2026potecile\u2019s acoperite cu om\u0103t \u0219i nu cred s\u0103 \u00eendr\u0103zneasc\u0103 a trece \u00een ast\u0103 nopte nici \u021bipenia peste hotar.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218OIM\u0102NESCU: Cine s\u0103 treac\u0103 prin crierii mun\u021bilor?<\/p>\n<p>URSUL: Cine? Jidanii care fug din \u021bera lor \u0219i n\u0103v\u0103lesc \u00een \u021bera noastr\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218OIM\u0102NESCU: Cum? E adev\u0103rat ceea ce se spune?<\/p>\n<p>URSUL: Nu sciu ce se spune, dar sciu c\u0103 nu se spune tot.<\/p>\n<p>SOIM\u0102NESCU: Cum asta?<\/p>\n<p>URSUL: Adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 jidanii trec broderie \u00een Moldova, intr\u0103 \u00een ea ca \u00een satul lui Cremine \u0219i ca bola \u00een trup s\u0103n\u0103tos.<\/p>\n<p>SOIM\u0102NESCU: De ce-i las\u0103 gr\u0103nicerii?<\/p>\n<p>URSUL: Apoi ce-or s\u0103 fac\u0103 bie\u021bii omeni? C\u00e2nd primesc poronc\u0103 s\u0103-i opresc\u0103, c\u00e2nd s\u0103 le dee bun\u0103 pace\u2026\u00ces n\u0103uci\u021bi de-at\u00e2te\u2026cum le zice Domne iart\u0103-m\u0103? de-at\u00e2te \u021bircal\u0103ri de Bucuresci\u2026Se las\u0103 \u0219i ei pe t\u00eenjal\u0103 p\u00e2n\u2019 a suna un ceas mai bun.<\/p>\n<p>SOIM\u0102NESCU: Ce-a fost p\u00een\u0103 azi nu \u015ftiu, dar de azi \u00eenainte m\u0103i b\u0103ie\u0163i, c\u00eet oi fi de comand\u0103 la hoptar, s\u0103-i \u00een\u0163\u0103rc\u0103m pe jidani de a mai trece f\u0103r\u0103 pa\u015faport. A\u021bi auzit?<\/p>\n<p>URSUL: S\u0103 tr\u0103esci, domnule c\u0103pitan! I-om \u00een\u021berca bucuros.<\/p>\n<p>SOIM\u0102NESCU: Acum, f\u0103 \u00eenainte, sergentule, si ne du la bordeul p\u0103durarului.<\/p>\n<p>URSUL: Dar\u2026s\u0103 d\u0103m cu pu\u0219ca la nevoie? Dle c\u0103pitan? Bine: om da \u0219i cu pu\u0219ca. Auzi\u021bi voi, m\u0103i? [\u2026] St\u00e2nga \u2018mprejur, Mar\u0219![\u2026]\n<\/p>\n<p><strong>SCENA IV<\/strong><\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidani-obositi.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72938 aligncenter lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidani-obositi.jpg\" alt width=\"780\" height=\"775\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72938 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidani-obositi.jpg\" alt width=\"780\" height=\"775\" data-eio=\"l\"><\/a><\/h2>\n<p>SILBERWOLF, KIHOS \u0219i mai mul\u021bi mul\u0163i jidani str\u00eem\u0163ero\u015fi, cu barbe zburilite, cu perciuni lungi, \u015fi cu boccele de rufe \u00een spinare, se cobor pe c\u0103rare din v\u00eerful dealului, tremur\u00eend de frig, cuprin\u015fi de groaz\u0103.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>SILBERWOLF: veni\u0163i dup\u0103 mine\u2026 A\u0163i intrat \u00een Moldova. Aice-i \u0163ara cu man\u0103!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>JIDANII (tremur\u00e2nd): Brrrr!<\/p>\n<p>KIHOS: Nu ne vede nime? Gr\u0103nicerii dorm! Nime? Sta\u021bi\u2026Z\u0103resc o matahal\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>SILBERWOLF: Nu v\u0103 teme\u021bi. Nu-i mimica. Kihos e un fricos.<\/p>\n<p>KIHOS: Nu zie ba\u2026Sunt voinicios, da fricos.<\/p>\n<p>SILBERWOLF: Sunte\u021bi cu to\u021bii? Bine\u2026pune\u021bi-v\u0103 \u00een r\u00e2nd!<\/p>\n<p>KIHOS: Eca ne-am pus. Par c\u0103 suntem oastea lui Machabei.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SILBERWOLF:\u00a0 Fra\u0163i \u00een Talmud! Fii r\u0103sle\u0163i\u015fi ai Ierusalimului. Voi care sunte\u0163i poporul lui Dumnezeu! Iat\u0103-v\u0103 \u00een \u0163ara Rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 care e menit\u0103 a deveni o nou\u0103 Palestin\u0103\u2026A\u0163i venit aice unii din voi alunga\u0163i de poli\u0163ia austriac\u0103 pentru orecare hapgevezen, al\u0163ii trimi\u015fi \u00een misiune cuceritoare de Alian\u0163a israelit\u0103. Fi\u0163i bineveni\u0163i pe p\u0103m\u00eentul f\u0103g\u0103duin\u0163ei!\u2026 Acum la lucru. Iat\u0103 prada! <em>(Arat\u0103 mun\u0163ii \u015fi valea)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidani-moldova.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72922 aligncenter lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidani-moldova.jpg\" alt width=\"769\" height=\"769\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72922 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidani-moldova.jpg\" alt width=\"769\" height=\"769\" data-eio=\"l\"><\/a><\/h2>\n<p><strong>Jidanii (entuziasma\u0163i): A noastr\u0103! A noastr\u0103?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>SILBERWOLF: A noastr\u0103 c\u0103ci rom\u00e2nii nu \u015ftiu s\u0103-\u015fi p\u0103zeasc\u0103 comoara str\u0103mo\u015feasc\u0103. Kihos\u2026ascult\u0103!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>KIHOS: Eca ascult.<\/p>\n<p>SILBERWOLF: S\u0103-i duci pe to\u021bi, printr-un ascuns, la cr\u00e2\u0219ma din sat \u0219i de-acolo s\u0103-i \u00eendrep\u021bi din cr\u00e2\u0219m\u0103 \u00een cr\u00e2\u0219m\u0103 prin c\u0103luazi Evrei la locul are este destinat fiec\u0103rui. Tu, Froim Bercu s\u0103 te a\u015fezi \u00een una din barierele Ia\u015fului,\u00a0\u00a0ca cr\u0103\u015fmar, pentru ca s\u0103 \u00eembe\u0163i \u0163\u0103ranii ce vor veni la t\u00eerg cu provizii; ia sam\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 ca s\u0103 amesteci rachiul cu zeam\u0103 de tutun, cu adeiu, cu ciomofaiu \u015fi cu vitriol. Mojicii beau ca ni\u015fte vite f\u0103r\u0103 a b\u0103ga de seam\u0103 c\u0103 se otr\u0103vesc.<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidan-crasma.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72910 aligncenter lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidan-crasma.jpg\" alt width=\"776\" height=\"783\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72910 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidan-crasma.jpg\" alt width=\"776\" height=\"783\" data-eio=\"l\"><\/a><\/h2>\n<p>Tu I\u0163ic s\u0103 ie\u015fi \u00eenaintea lor cale de un sfert de po\u015ft\u0103 ca s\u0103 le cumperi potv\u0103d cu a \u015faptea parte de pre\u0163 \u015fi apoi s\u0103-i aduci la cr\u0103\u015fma lui Bercu pentru aldama\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>KIHOS (r\u00eez\u00eend): Hi, hi, hi. Plan bun.<\/p>\n<p>SILBERWOLF: Still, dummer Hund!<\/p>\n<p>KIHOS: Ec\u0103 tac.<\/p>\n<p>SILBERWOLF: Tu \u015eaf\u0103rie s\u0103 te faci \u00een orice ora\u015f agent de corup\u0163ie, s\u0103 aju\u0163i pe fra\u0163ii no\u015ftri \u00een procese, \u00eencerc\u00eend a cump\u0103ra consciin\u0163a judec\u0103torilor. <span lang=\"RO\">Tu Besnme Trifman s\u0103 deschizi c\u0103s\u0103pie la Hirlau ca s\u0103 vinzi carne co\u0219er la fra\u0163ii no\u015ftri \u015fi carne trif de vite bolnave la cre\u015ftini. Tu Haim s\u0103 te faci pitar la T\u00eergu Frumos, dar s\u0103 vinzi mojicilor p\u00eeine de f\u0103in\u0103 aprins\u0103<\/span><span lang=\"RO\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>KIHOS: Ia, ia, ia! Prechtig!<\/p>\n<p>SILBERWOLF: Still, Esel!<\/p>\n<p>KIHOS: Ec\u0103 tac.<\/p>\n<p>SILBERWOLF: <span lang=\"RO\">Tu, Moisi Raibhoffer s\u0103 te lipe\u015fti de casele boierilor ca s\u0103 le \u00eenlesne\u015fti \u00eemprumuturi de bani cu procent de 300% \u015fi cu ipoteca \u00een mo\u015fiile \u015fi casele lor, case \u015fi mo\u015fii vor fi \u00een cur\u00eend ale noastre<\/span><span lang=\"RO\">. Tu \u015eloim s\u0103 te faci otelier, tu negustor de haine putrede, tu ciubotar, tu croitor, tu tinichigiu, dar s\u0103 c\u0103uta\u0163i a dura tot lucru prost ca s\u0103 aib\u0103 totdeauna nevoie rom\u00e2nul de meseriile voastre. A\u021bi \u00een\u021beles?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>KIHOS: Ja vol, ia vol, ferstand.<\/p>\n<p>SILBERWOLF: No, still, \u0219mutzig t\u0103r\u021ban.<\/p>\n<p>KIHOS: Ec\u0103 tac.<\/p>\n<p>SILBERWOLF. <strong>\u00cen sfir\u015fit,\u00a0\u00a0voi to\u0163i, v\u0103 \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftia\u0163i prin \u0163ar\u0103 ca holera, apuca\u0163i toate meseriile, toate nego\u0163urile, \u015fi cump\u0103ra\u0163i ieftin \u015fi vinde\u0163i scump \u00eenc\u00eet s\u0103 nu poat\u0103 rom\u00e2nii \u0163ine concuren\u0163\u0103 cu voi. Ei s\u0103 cad\u0103 \u00een s\u0103r\u0103cie pe c\u00eend voi v\u0103 ve\u0163i \u00eembog\u0103\u0163i. <\/strong><strong>Am zis. \u015ei acum striga\u0163i ca mine: Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 neamul lui Isac, neamul lui Israel!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>JIDANII (url\u0103). Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 Isaac! (glasul li se curm\u0103 c\u0103ci o \u00eempu\u0219c\u0103tur\u0103 resun\u0103 \u00een codru.). Tihewalt! (vreu s\u0103 fug\u0103).<\/p>\n<h2><strong>SCENA V<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>JIDANII, ION, VASILI (vin alerg\u00e2nd din st\u00e2nga)<\/p>\n<p>ION: Potira\u2026.potira! La fuga, Vasili!<\/p>\n<p>VASILI: La s\u0103n\u0103toasa! (fuge \u00een dreapta).<\/p>\n<p>JIDANII: Ai vei, vei, vei, vei! (fug \u00een dreapta)<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidani-fugind.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72927 aligncenter lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidani-fugind.jpg\" alt width=\"782\" height=\"787\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72927 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidani-fugind.jpg\" alt width=\"782\" height=\"787\" data-eio=\"l\"><\/a><\/h2>\n<p>ION: Unde s\u0103 m-ascund! Ha\u2026\u00een copacul ista. (se sue \u00een copacul din fa\u021ba scenii).<\/p>\n<h2><strong>SCENA VI<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>ION, SOIM\u0102NESCU, URSU, DOROBAN\u021aII (vin din st\u00e2nga.)<\/p>\n<p>\u0218OIM\u0102NESCU: Ec\u0103 Litfele\u2026dup\u0103 d\u00e2n\u0219ii, copii!<\/p>\n<p>URSU: S\u0103 trag, domnule c\u0103pitan?<\/p>\n<p>\u0218OIM\u0102NESCU: Trage \u00een gr\u0103mad\u0103!<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/haiduci-romani-4-ursu.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72929 aligncenter lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/haiduci-romani-4-ursu.jpg\" alt width=\"781\" height=\"771\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72929 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/haiduci-romani-4-ursu.jpg\" alt width=\"781\" height=\"771\" data-eio=\"l\"><\/a><\/h2>\n<p>URSU: Cruce-ajut\u0103! \u2026(trage si alearg\u0103 cu ceilal\u021bi dup\u0103 Jidani.)<\/p>\n<p>(Se aude afar\u0103 tipete de Jidani.)<\/p>\n<p>ION (\u00eentre crengi): \u00cen plin! Numai Silberwolf s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2e teaf\u0103r pentru mine. Cine mai vine? (se ascunde \u00eentre crengi).<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<h2><strong>SCENA VII<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>\u0218NAPSER (\u00eengrozit, vine alerg\u00e2nd din del pe c\u0103rare \u0219i c\u0103ut\u00e2nd \u00een tote p\u0103r\u021bile.)<\/p>\n<p>\u0218NAPSER: \u00cen mine a tras? Ai vei! M-a \u00eempu\u0219cat! (se pip\u0103ie) Ba nu dar c\u00e2nd am auzit trosc, am crezut c-am murit [\u2026] \u00cemi clen\u021benesc falcile de groaz\u0103\u2026Unde m\u0103 aflu? M-am r\u0103t\u0103cit de tovara\u0219ii mei\u2026\u00een cotro au apucat? S\u0103 merg \u00eenapoi, mi-frichi\u2026S\u0103 merg \u00eenainte? \u0218i mai frichi\u2026A! Tiherai\u0219wart! De abia am pus piciorul pe pam\u00e2nt rom\u00e2nesc \u0219i m\u0103 gasesc mai rau dec\u00e2t \u00een \u021bara lui Faraon\u2026<\/p>\n<p>(Se aude \u00een dreapta, \u00een dep\u0103rtare sunet de zurgal\u0103i de sanie \u0219i de pocnete de biciu)<\/p>\n<p>\u0218NAPSER: Vas ist? (ascult\u0103.) Nimic\u2026urechile \u00eemi \u021biue \u0219i-mi fac trinchi-linchi-trinchi. A! \u0218napser, \u0218napser, de ce nu te-au f\u0103cut mamunieu voinicos? N-ai tremura cum tremuri. Adec\u0103 multe parale a\u0219 c\u00e2\u0219tiga dac\u0103 a\u0219 pute vinde frica din s\u00een m\u0103car cinci bani dramul (sp\u0103riat.) Vuas?<\/p>\n<p>(Se aude zurg\u0103l\u0103ii aprope \u0219i tropot de cai)<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA (afar\u0103 \u00een dreapta). Todere, \u021bine caii!<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU (asemene): Ie seam\u0103 s\u0103 nu ne pr\u0103v\u0103li.<\/p>\n<p>AMENDOI (\u021bip\u00e2nd): A!<\/p>\n<p>(Se aude o \u00eempu\u0219c\u0103tur\u0103 \u00een dep\u0103rtare)<\/p>\n<p>\u0218NAPSER (tres\u0103rind): Vai! A tras \u00een mine\u2026Or fi t\u00e2lh\u0103roi\u2026t\u00e2lh\u0103roi\u2026primejdie mare! Unde s\u0103 m-ascund\u201d? A! ,,,\u00cen gaura copacului ca\u00een s\u00eenul lui Avram. Gott, Gott, gott! (\u00eentr\u0103 \u00een v\u0103g\u0103una copacului)<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidan-ascunzanduse.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72930 aligncenter lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidan-ascunzanduse.jpg\" alt width=\"781\" height=\"779\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72930 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidan-ascunzanduse.jpg\" alt width=\"781\" height=\"779\" data-eio=\"l\"><\/a><\/h2>\n<p><strong>SCENA VIII<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU, SAFTICA, LILI (intr\u0103 prin dreapta, plini de om\u0103t).<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA (sp\u0103riat\u0103): Ho\u021bi or ti, Nicule?<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: Nu te teme, Saftic\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA: Apoi ce-s \u00eempu\u0219c\u0103turile care am auzit?<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: Or fi v\u00e2n\u00e2nd pl\u0103e\u0219ii. Dar spune-mi, nu te-ai lovit c\u00e2nd s-a pr\u0103valit sania?<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA: Nu.<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: Nici copila?<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA: Nici Lili; o \u021bineam \u00een bra\u021be. A\u0219a-i, dr\u0103gu\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 nu te-ai lovit?<\/p>\n<p>LILI: Nu, maman.<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA: Dar ce facem acum?<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: S\u0103 a\u0219tept\u0103m aice pe d\u00e2mb p\u00e2n\u2019 ce vezeteul a descurca hamurile \u0219i a ridica sania.<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA: Ce bine era s\u0103 nu plec\u0103m de acas\u0103, dela mo\u0219ie, \u00een dricul ernii, \u0219i s\u0103 ne espunem la drum cu ce-avem mai scump! Unde-i caseta cu banii \u0219i cu juvaere?<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: Et-o la minel dar siragul de m\u0103rg\u0103ritare, unde-i?<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA: La g\u00e2tul copilei.<\/p>\n<p>(\u0218napser ascult\u0103, as\u0103t\u00e2ndu-\u0219i capul din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd).<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: S\u0103 nu se piard\u0103, caci valoreaz\u0103 dou\u0103 mii de galbini.<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICAL: N\u2019ai grij\u0103; e legat bine\u2026Nu \u021bi-e frig, Lili?<\/p>\n<p>LILI: Nu, maman.<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA: Dr\u0103gu\u021ba\u2026e mai voinic\u0103 dec\u00e2t noi\u2026(o s\u0103rut\u0103)<\/p>\n<p>(Se aude glasul vezeteului strig\u00e2nd la cai: La loc, haramule.)<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA: Ce este?<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: Nimic, glasul vezeteului.<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA: N-au m\u00e2ntuit \u00eenc\u0103? (se duc si privesc \u00een dreapta).<\/p>\n<p>\u0218NAPSER (\u00een parte) Un \u0219irag de m\u0103rg\u0103ritar! Mii de galbini!<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: S-au sp\u0103riat haramurile \u0219i nu-i pote \u00eenh\u0103ma vezeteul. Merg s\u0103-i ajut.<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA: Ba, nu te duce, Nicule; mor de groz\u0103 \u00een codrul ista. Am o presimtire rea. Stai!<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: Vin \u00eendat\u0103, Saftico\u2026Nu fii copil\u0103. Na, \u021bine caseta p\u00e2n\u0103 m-oiu \u00eentoarce. (Ese)<\/p>\n<p>LILI: Maman!<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA: Ce vrei, dr\u0103gu\u021b\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>LILI: Mi-i frig.<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA: Bate v\u00e2nd rece. Vin\u2019 la mama s\u0103 te \u00eencalzeasc\u0103\u2026(o ie \u00een bra\u021be, o s\u0103rut\u0103 \u0219i se apropie de copac). A \u00eenghe\u021bat mititica. Unde s-o adapostesc de v\u00e2nt? A! Ec\u0103 un copac gaunos. Hai, Lili, cole \u00een s\u00eenul copacului\u2026\u00een el nu bate vqntul.<\/p>\n<p>LILI: Dar n-a fi vre-un zmeu \u00een l\u0103untru?<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA (r\u00eez\u00eend): Nu, puiu\u0219orule\u2026Zmeii \u0219ed \u00een palaturi de aur\u2026Scii m\u0103-ta, \u00een poveste\u2026<\/p>\n<p>(C\u00e2nd s\u0103 intre \u00een copac, \u0218napser iese \u0219-o apuc\u0103 de g\u00e2t pe Saftica.)<\/p>\n<p>\u0218NAPSER: Aur? Unde-i aurul?<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA (\u021bip\u00e2nd) A! Nicu\u2026.(le\u0219in\u0103)<\/p>\n<p>\u0218NAPSER: Nu striga, c\u0103 te ucid!<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidan-cu-romanca.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72932 aligncenter lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidan-cu-romanca.jpg\" alt width=\"781\" height=\"778\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72932 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidan-cu-romanca.jpg\" alt width=\"781\" height=\"778\" data-eio=\"l\"><\/a><\/h2>\n<p>LILI (\u021bip\u0103): Maman!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218NAPSER: Taci (I astup\u0103 gura cu m\u00e2n\u0103, o \u00eenvelesce \u00een manta, apuc\u0103 caseta \u0219i fuge \u00een dreapta prin planul din fund.) De-acum sunt bogat\u2026.(scutur\u00e2nd caseta.) Aur\u2026Aur\u2026Aur!<\/p>\n<p>ION (cobor\u00e2nd din copac): D\u2019apoi eu unde-s, m\u0103i Judo? La gon\u0103 dup\u0103 el, Ioane! (Alearg\u0103 dup\u0103 \u0218napser).<\/p>\n<h2><strong>Scena IX<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>SAFTICA, MARINESCU (intr\u0103 pe planul I)<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: Saftico, vin\u0103 de grab\u0103! Sania-i gata. Saftic\u0103 und e\u0219ti? Nu ne mai auzi? Saftic\u0103\u2026(\u00eenainteaz\u0103 spre copac)<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA (geme la pam\u00e2nt).<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: Cine geme? Ce v\u0103d? Saftica le\u0219inat\u0103! (\u00eengenunchiaz\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea \u0219i-i ridic\u0103 capul.) Saftic\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA (trezindu-se): Unde sunt? A! Nicule! Copila\u2026unde-i Lili?<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: Lili? Am l\u0103sat-o cu tine.<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA (scul\u00e2ndu-se, \u00eengrozit\u0103): Lili, Lili\u2026(alearg\u0103 pe scen\u0103 chiem\u00e2nd copila).<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: Saftic\u0103\u2026Vin\u0103-\u021bi \u00een fire! Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA (ca nebun\u0103): Ho\u021bul\u2026ho\u021bul\u2026aice \u00een copac.<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: Ho\u021bul?<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA: Au s\u0103rit pe mine, m-au apucat de g\u00e2t. Mi-au furat copila\u2026.Mi-au furat copila\u2026Era jidan\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidan-cu-romanca-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72935 aligncenter lazyload\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidan-cu-romanca-2.jpg\" alt width=\"781\" height=\"773\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-72935 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/jidan-cu-romanca-2.jpg\" alt width=\"781\" height=\"773\" data-eio=\"l\"><\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: Jidan?<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA: A s-o omoare, s\u0103-i bee s\u00e2ngele! Lili\u2026o! Dumnezeule! Lili! (pl\u00e2nge)<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: Dar spune-mi\u2026.\u00een cotro au apucat?<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA: Nu sciu\u2026am le\u0219inat de spaim\u0103\u2026Alearg\u0103 Nicule s\u0103 scapi pe Lili\u2026bieta copil\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: O! Dumnezeule\u2026.Simt c\u0103 nebunesc\u2026(strig\u0103 \u00een dreapta) Todere, Todere!<\/p>\n<p>VEZETEUL (afar\u0103): Aud, cocone.<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: N-ai zarit un om trec\u00e2nd \u00een fug\u0103 pe sub copaci?<\/p>\n<p>VEZETEUL: Ba au trecut chiar doi\u2026p\u0103rea c\u0103 se alung\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: Ho\u021bii or fi, Saftic\u0103\u2026iute, iute s\u0103 ne suim \u00een sanie \u0219i s\u0103 ne luam dup\u0103 ei! Vino, vino!<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA: Dar dac\u0103 n-a fi furat-o? Poate c\u0103 a fi fugit copila sp\u0103riat\u0103 \u00een codru. S-o las aice, singuric\u0103\u2026.s\u0103 piar\u0103 de drig\u2026s-o m\u0103n\u00e2nce fiarele? (strig\u0103) Lili\u2026.puiu\u0219orul mamii.<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: Nu se poate\u2026Lili nu s-a fi dep\u0103rtat de tine. Vin\u0103, draga, s\u0103 nu perdem timpul; ho\u021bii se duc cu ce avem mai scump, cu copila\u2026<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA: Haide\u2026Ah! Nicule, inima-mi spune c\u0103 Lili e pierdut\u0103 pentru totdeauna!<\/p>\n<p>(Se aude-n dep\u0103rtare glasul copilei strig\u00e2nd: Maman.)<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: Auzi? Ea strig\u0103\u2026colo\u2026\u00een dreapta.<\/p>\n<p>SAFTICA: Ea-i! Traesce? (cade-n genunchi) O! Dumnezeule! D\u0103-mi copila \u0219i-mi ie via\u021ba!<\/p>\n<p>MARINESCU: Hai\u2026poate c\u0103 s-a \u00eendura Dumnezeu de noi.<\/p>\n<p>(Es am\u00e2ndoi alerg\u00e2nd prin dreapta.)<\/p>\n<p>Cortina cade<\/p>\n<p><strong>V. 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