{"id":83468,"date":"2019-05-23T10:20:40","date_gmt":"2019-05-23T07:20:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=83468"},"modified":"2019-05-23T10:20:40","modified_gmt":"2019-05-23T07:20:40","slug":"un-dialog-imaginar-de-lucian-mindruta-stenograma-intalnirii-in-care-dragnea-si-partidul-au-decis-ca-gata-se-apuca-de-autostrazi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=83468","title":{"rendered":"Un dialog imaginar, de Lucian M\u00eendru\u021b\u0103: Stenograma \u00eent\u00e2lnirii \u00een care Dragnea \u0219i partidul au decis c\u0103, gata, se apuc\u0103 de autostr\u0103zi!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Ieri, \u0219eful PSD a anun\u021bat c\u0103 partidul s-a str\u00e2ns \u0219i c\u0103 treaba cu autostr\u0103zile e clar\u0103: “noi am discutat chestiunea asta \u00een partid \u015fi am zis: dom-le, indiferent ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 autostr\u0103zile…”<\/p>\n

Iat\u0103 \u0219i stenograma \u00eent\u00e2lnirii, dup\u0103 sursele mele:<\/p>\n

Opri\u0219an<\/strong>: B\u0103h, Liviule, tu ai p\u0103\u021bit vreodat\u0103 a\u0219a ceva, s\u0103 \u021bi se \u00eenfunde jiglerul la elicopter?<\/p>\n

Liviu:<\/strong> E\u0219ti prost, elicopterul nu are jigler! E cu injec\u021bie, cine \u0219tie ce benzin\u0103 ai pus \u00een el, dreacu’ de zg\u00e2rcit!<\/p>\n

Codrin<\/strong>: Pentru c\u0103 umbla\u021bi cu elicoptere ieftine, d-aia! Am eu unu’ decorat cu motive d\u00e2n Matisse, cine vrea, m\u00e2ine \u00eel aduc \u00een \u021bar\u0103, dac\u0103 ave\u021bi bani de \u00eenmatricul…<\/p>\n

Rovana<\/strong> (\u00eel \u00eentrerupe<\/em>): Nu e problema, am eu pe cineva \u00een Bulga…<\/p>\n

Cuc<\/strong>: Cu respect, v\u0103 informez c\u0103 m-am uitat \u00een statisticile de la minister \u0219i elicopterul are un risc de trei ori mai mare de prabu\u0219…<\/p>\n

Liviu<\/strong>(\u00eei \u00eentrerupe pe to\u021bi<\/em>): B\u0103i, ia, lini\u0219te! Termina\u021bi cu elicopterele voastre, c\u0103 ne mai \u0219i aude cineva \u0219i crede c\u0103 n-avem bani de Learjet. Nu mai merge a\u0219a: tre’ s\u0103 facem autostr\u0103zi. Nu vede\u021bi c\u0103 ne cere toat\u0103 lumea, tot poporul?<\/p>\n

Olgu\u021ba<\/strong>: La oameni le e lene s\u0103-\u0219i ia \u0219i ei elicopter, asta e! De aia fac scandal, c\u0103 s\u0103racii \u0103\u0219tia nu sunt \u00een stare nici de \u0219coal\u0103 de pilo\u021bi s-o term…<\/p>\n

Liviu<\/strong>: Gata, gata! Nu mai accept nicio discu\u021bie! P\u0103i nu stabilisem c\u0103 sunt dictator?<\/p>\n

To\u021bi, \u00een cor:<\/strong> Ba da, \u0219efu’ scuze!<\/p>\n

Liviu:<\/strong> Bun, p\u0103i atunci \u00eencepem autostr\u0103zile! E clar\u0103! De m\u00e2ine. Teodorovici, scoate cinci miliarde de dolari de la buget, \u00een clipa asta!<\/p>\n

Teodorovici<\/strong>: Boss, c\u00e2t ai zis? Cinci? P\u0103i at\u00e2tea avem de dat luna asta, \u0219i tu vrei s\u0103 scot?<\/p>\n

Liviu<\/strong>: N-avem?<\/p>\n

Teo:<\/strong> Bun, dac\u0103 pui problema a\u0219a, noi avem, normal! Problema e c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia n-au!<\/p>\n

Liviu:<\/strong> Care \u0103\u0219tia?<\/p>\n

Teo<\/strong>: Rom\u00e2nii, bre!<\/p>\n

Liviu<\/strong>: De ce n-au, unde sunt le sunt banii?<\/p>\n

Teo<\/strong>: P\u0103i la noi, n-ai zis matale a\u0219a acum trei ani? Uita\u0219i?<\/p>\n

Liviu<\/strong>: Aha. Da. Bun, stai s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc un pic….<\/p>\n

Codrin<\/strong>: Boss, am eu o solu\u021bie mai veche, a mers mereu… ce dreacu’!<\/p>\n

Liviu<\/strong>: Care, b\u0103h?<\/p>\n

Codrin<\/strong>: Doar le zicem c\u0103 facem autostr\u0103zi!<\/p>\n

Liviu<\/strong> (se lumineaz\u0103 la fa\u021b\u0103<\/em>): B\u0103, e\u0219\u021bi bun! (ezit\u0103 apoi<\/em>)… Da’ trebuie ceva nou totu\u0219i…<\/p>\n

Codrin<\/strong>: P\u0103i da, ie\u0219i matale \u0219i zici c\u0103 e\u0219ti sup\u0103rat c\u0103 nu te-au l\u0103sat golanii, da’ acum, clar, sigur, faci autostrada, \u00eei rupi \u00een dou\u0103 \u0219i tot faci! \u0218i dup\u0103 aia te ui\u021bi a\u0219a matale la ei pe sub spr\u00e2ncean\u0103, de \u00eenghea\u021b\u0103 inima \u00een ei, parc\u0103 nu \u0219tii cum s\u0103 faci?<\/p>\n

Liviu:<\/strong> B\u0103i, nu mai sunt a\u0219a de sigur c\u0103 merge. Da’ hai s\u0103 \u00eencerc\u0103m. Sun\u0103 la to\u021bi anali\u0219tii no\u0219tri s\u0103-mi dea dreptate \u00een prima juma’ de or\u0103. S\u0103 fie desant, b\u0103h, desant! \u00cei rupem p\u00e2n\u0103 duminic\u0103! 10 puncte cre\u0219tem!<\/p>\n

Codrin<\/strong>: A\u0219a’ \u0219efu’! \u0102sta e spiritul!<\/p>\n

To\u021bi:<\/strong>( aplauze<\/em>): Pe ei, \u0219efu, \u00eei spargem \u0219i de data asta!<\/p>\n

Codrin<\/strong>: (\u00een \u0219oapt\u0103, c\u0103tre Olgu\u021ba<\/em>) Gata, fetele, am plecat acas\u0103, c\u0103 am de \u00eempachetat…vii?<\/p>\n

Morala:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Cine n-are elicopter, s\u0103-\u0219i cumpere. Da\u2019 unu\u2019 din stoc, s\u0103 vin\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 luni!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ieri, \u0219eful PSD a anun\u021bat c\u0103 partidul s-a str\u00e2ns \u0219i c\u0103 treaba cu autostr\u0103zile e clar\u0103: “noi am discutat chestiunea asta \u00een partid \u015fi am zis: dom-le, indiferent ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 autostr\u0103zile…” Iat\u0103 \u0219i stenograma \u00eent\u00e2lnirii, dup\u0103 sursele mele: Opri\u0219an: B\u0103h, Liviule, tu ai p\u0103\u021bit vreodat\u0103 a\u0219a ceva, s\u0103 \u021bi se \u00eenfunde jiglerul […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":83469,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[11],"class_list":["post-83468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politics","tag-digi24"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=83468"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83468\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/83469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=83468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=83468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=83468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}