{"id":807893,"date":"2023-08-25T10:10:57","date_gmt":"2023-08-25T07:10:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=807893"},"modified":"2023-08-25T10:10:57","modified_gmt":"2023-08-25T07:10:57","slug":"itzic-voia-neaparat-sa-il-intalneasca-pe-papa-incorect-politic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=807893","title":{"rendered":"Itzic voia neap\u0103rat s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2lneasc\u0103 pe Papa &#8211; Incorect Politic"},"content":{"rendered":"<article class=\"post-listing post-69235 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail  category-stirea-zilei category-umor tag-itzic-voia-neaparat-sa-il-intalneasca-pe-papa\" id=\"the-post\">\n<div class=\"post-inner\">\n<h1 class=\"name post-title entry-title\"><span>Itzic voia neap\u0103rat s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2lneasc\u0103 pe Papa<\/span><\/h1>\n<div class=\"entry\">\n<p>Carolina Gunderode<br \/><strong>Incorect Politic<\/strong><br \/>\nAugust 25, 2023<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/itzic-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-69264 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/itzic-1.png\" alt=\"Itzic voia neap\u0103rat s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2lneasc\u0103 pe Papa\" width=\"504\" height=\"291\" title=\"itzic-1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<h2><strong>Itzic voia neaparat s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2lneasc\u0103 pe Papa<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Itzic voia neap\u0103rat s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2lneasc\u0103 pe Papa. \u0218i \u00eei tot scria el, \u00eei scria, Papa nimic, nu \u00eei acord\u0103 aten\u021bie.<br \/>\n\u0218i trec a\u0219a 30 de ani, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi, Papa face o vizit\u0103 \u00een Israel.<\/p>\n<p>Toate bune \u0219i frumoase, se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te Papa cu Primul-Ministru, discut\u0103, pun la cale, etc.<br \/>\nLa un moment dat, Primul-Ministru zice:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Sfin\u021bia Voastr\u0103, \u00eenainte de a pleca, a\u0219 avea o rug\u0103minte!<br \/>\n\u2013 V\u0103 ascult, spuse Papa.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218ti\u021bi, avem aici \u00een Israel pe unul Itzic, de 30 de ani v\u0103 scrie \u00een fiecare zi o scrisoare, va roag\u0103 s\u0103-l primi\u021bi \u00een audien\u021b\u0103 \u0219i de fiecare dat\u0103 l-a\u021bi refuzat. \u00cen spiritul cre\u0219tin\u0103t\u0103\u021bii, n-a\u021bi vrea, dac\u0103 tot sunte\u021bi aici, s\u0103-l primi\u021bi, s\u0103 vede\u021bi ce vrea, e p\u0103cat, de 30 de ani vrea s\u0103 v\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103, va rog frumos, doar 5 minute!<\/p>\n<p>-Bine, bine, zice Papa, s\u0103 vin\u0103 la mine!<\/p>\n<p>Vine Itzic, s\u0103rut\u0103 m\u00e2na Papei \u0219i-i zice:<\/p>\n<p>-\u0218ti\u021bi, eu de 30 de ani vreau s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc, am o problem\u0103 \u0219i a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 m\u0103 ajuta\u021bi.<br \/>\n-Spune Itzic!<br \/>\n-\u0218ti\u021bi, eu am un restaurant. Mare, frumos, m\u00e2ncare bun\u0103, b\u0103utur\u0103 bun\u0103, ieftin, toat\u0103 lumea vine s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce la mine.<br \/>\n-Bravo Itzic, e\u0219ti un spirit \u00eentreprinz\u0103tor!<br \/>\n-Da, dar eu am restaurantul de la tat\u0103l meu.<br \/>\n-Foarte frumos, ai preluat afacerea, ai dezvoltat-o\u2026<br \/>\n-Da, dar tat\u0103l meu \u00eel avea de la tat\u0103l lui.<br \/>\n-Bine Itzic, \u00cen\u021beleg, a fost o afacere \u00een familie, a\u021bi muncit din greu\u2026<br \/>\n-Da, dar tat\u0103l tat\u0103lui meu \u00eel avea de la tat\u0103l lui.<br \/>\n-Itzic, am \u00een\u021beles, comer\u021bul este o tr\u0103s\u0103tur\u0103 a familiei, foarte frumos!<br \/>\n-Da, dar \u0219i tat\u0103l tat\u0103lui tat\u0103lui meu \u00eel avea de la tat\u0103l lui\u2026<br \/>\n-Itzic, m\u0103 exasperezi, nu \u00een\u021beleg, unde vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 duci, pe vremea lui Hristos?<br \/>\n-Exact, vede\u021bi, a\u021bi \u00een\u021beles, e vorba despre Cina Cea de Tain\u0103\u2026 a r\u0103mas nepl\u0103tit\u0103 \u2026<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"share-post\"><span class=\"share-text\">Share<\/span><\/p>\n<ul class=\"flat-social\">\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/?p=69235\" class=\"social-facebook\" rel=\"external\" target=\"_blank\"><span>Facebook<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=Itzic+voia+neap%C4%83rat+s%C4%83+%C3%AEl+%C3%AEnt%C3%A2lneasc%C4%83+pe+Papa&amp;url=https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/?p=69235\" class=\"social-twitter\" rel=\"external\" target=\"_blank\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/?url=https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/?p=69235&amp;description=Itzic+voia+neap%C4%83rat+s%C4%83+%C3%AEl+%C3%AEnt%C3%A2lneasc%C4%83+pe+Papa&amp;media=https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/itzic-1.png\" class=\"social-pinterest\" rel=\"external\" target=\"_blank\"><span>Pinterest<\/span><\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<p> Source URL: https:\/\/www.incorectpolitic.com\/itzic-voia-neaparat-sa-il-intalneasca-pe-papa\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Itzic voia neap\u0103rat s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2lneasc\u0103 pe Papa Carolina GunderodeIncorect Politic August 25, 2023 Itzic voia neaparat s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2lneasc\u0103 pe Papa Itzic voia neap\u0103rat s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2lneasc\u0103 pe Papa. \u0218i \u00eei tot scria el, \u00eei scria, Papa nimic, nu \u00eei acord\u0103 aten\u021bie. \u0218i trec a\u0219a 30 de ani, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi, Papa face o [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":807894,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89],"tags":[95],"class_list":["post-807893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-romania","tag-incorectpolitic-com"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/807893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=807893"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/807893\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/807894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=807893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=807893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=807893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}