{"id":803448,"date":"2025-05-17T09:32:39","date_gmt":"2025-05-17T06:32:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=803448"},"modified":"2025-05-17T09:32:39","modified_gmt":"2025-05-17T06:32:39","slug":"la-cotroceni-la-curbe-sinele-troznesc-incorect-politic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=803448","title":{"rendered":"La Cotroceni la Curbe \u0218inele Troznesc – Incorect Politic"},"content":{"rendered":"
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La Cotroceni la Curbe \u0218inele Troznesc<\/span><\/h1>\n
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Victor Grigor
Incorect Politic<\/strong>
\nMai 17, 2025<\/p>\n

\"LA<\/a><\/p>\n

LA COTROCENI LA CURBE \u0218INELE TROZNESC<\/strong><\/h2>\n

La Cotroceni \u00een curte bate v\u00e2ntul<\/em>
De catastrofe-n lan\u021b prevestitor,<\/em>
\u0218i-n curbe \u0219inele troznesc cu r\u00e2ndul,<\/em>
S\u0103 bage-n spaime pe-orice muritor,<\/em><\/p>\n

De c\u00e2nd stabilul Leu na\u021bional,<\/em>
\u021ainut \u00een les\u0103 dup-un plan rezist,<\/em>
Sl\u0103bi subit, lovit abdominal,<\/em>
De glon\u021bul is\u0103resco-securist!\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

E noapte\u2026orologiul tainic bate<\/em>
De doisprezece ori, de nu gre\u0219esc,<\/em>
(Pe-aleile cu marmur\u0103 pavate<\/em>
\u0218i-inten\u021bii bune ce se ofilesc)<\/em><\/p>\n

Din bunc\u0103rul cu zidurile-armate,<\/em>
S\u0103pat ad\u00e2nc \u00een sol br\u00e2ncovenesc<\/em>
( Cum sunetul din el oare r\u0103zbate<\/em>
S\u0103 \u00eemi explic eu nu prea reu\u0219esc\u2026<\/em>
Dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 dau credit vorbei vechi,<\/em>
Zic\u00e2nd c\u0103 zidurile au urechi!\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

Doar Huhurezul care, solitar,<\/em>
Vegheaz\u0103 cu spr\u00e2ncenele-\u00eencruntate,<\/em>
Din calitatea de interimar<\/em>
Enigma asta s-o dezlege poate;<\/em><\/p>\n

Numai c\u0103 susnumitul locatar<\/em>
Al \u0103stor edificii \u00eengropate,<\/em>
Asemenea unui tirist fugar,<\/em>
Prefer\u0103-obscuritatea-n tot \u0219i-n toate;<\/em><\/p>\n

Precum morarul straniu , C\u0103lifar_<\/em>
Ce moar\u0103-avea prin locuri neumblate_<\/em>
\u021ainea \u00een dosul unui st\u0103vilar<\/em>
Un iaz ad\u00e2nc de ape necurate\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

Ori ca Terente, spaima b\u0103l\u021bilor,<\/em>
A c\u0103rui m\u0103t\u0103r\u00e2ng\u0103 conservat\u0103,<\/em>
Ascuns\u0103-n veci contemporanilor,<\/em>
Splendoarea-n spirt acuma doar \u0219i-o-arat\u0103!)<\/em><\/p>\n

Dar, iat\u0103, de o dat\u0103 pe-o c\u0103rare,<\/em>
Din bezn\u0103-un ins cu-aspect de general<\/em>
Cu stele mari pe umeri c\u0103 apare<\/em>
Urmat de-un \u0219ir prelung, cu grad egal<\/em><\/p>\n

(Fiindc\u0103 la noi un lucru-i evident,<\/em>
Pe care de nu-l \u0219ti\u021bi, s\u0103 vi-l nota\u021bi:<\/em>
De generali avem clar excedent,<\/em>
Penurie av\u00e2nd doar de solda\u021bi!)<\/em><\/p>\n

\u0218i-\u00eencolona\u021bi, ilu\u0219trii domni apoi,<\/em>
\u00cen bunc\u0103r se-\u00eentrunir\u0103-n convorbire,<\/em>
\u00centr-un consiliu cvasi de r\u0103zboi,<\/em>
S\u0103-\u0219i duc\u0103 planul la \u00eendeplinire\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00cen fine, \u00eenaint\u00e2nd precum un spectru,<\/em>
Ive\u0219te-se pe-al nop\u021bii cer pictat,<\/em>
Pe-aleea ce coboar\u0103-un kilometru_<\/em>
Cel mai iubit \u0219i falnic geometru<\/em>
\u0218i-expert \u00een matematici depistat!\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00cen special prin zona-ad\u00e2nc nazal\u0103,<\/em>
At\u00e2t pe nara st\u00e2ng\u0103, c\u00e2t \u0219i dreapt\u0103,<\/em>
Produc\u021bia de muci na\u021bional\u0103<\/em>
S-o-\u00eentind\u0103 vr\u0103nd pe cea mai nalt\u0103 treapt\u0103\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

Iat\u0103-l pe-alesul flamurii albastre,<\/em>
Cel mai potent \u00een aste vremuri grele<\/em>
S-asigure-n scurt timp na\u021biei noastre<\/em>
Urcu\u0219ul ne\u00eentrerupt \u0219i lin spre stele!<\/em><\/p>\n

Iat\u0103-l pe farul prealumin\u0103tor,<\/em>
Ce bezne de Ev Mediu risipe\u0219te<\/em>
De c\u0103te ori spre interlocutor,<\/em>
D\u00e2nd ochii peste cap, senin z\u00e2mbe\u0219te!<\/em><\/p>\n

Iat\u0103 eroul hot\u0103r\u00e2t prin ger<\/em>
S\u0103 ne conduc\u0103 cu chi\u0219tocu-n gur\u0103<\/em>
Aprins, pe sub ghe\u021barul Asperger,<\/em>
Departe de ruseasca dictatur\u0103!<\/em><\/p>\n

Al\u0103turea-i cu el \u0219i dalba ceat\u0103<\/em>
De amazoane-n slip policolor<\/em>
\u0218i corul larg cu vocea sub\u021biat\u0103<\/em>
A celor de c\u0103i unse iubitori\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

\u0218i bietele etnii persecutate<\/em>
(A c\u0103ror limbi sortite-s la pieire<\/em>
\u00cen caz c\u0103\u201eextremismul\u201d va r\u0103zbate)<\/em>
Care-i aduc lui Mucu\u0219or m\u0103rire!<\/em><\/p>\n

\u0218i cele patru confesiuni recepte,<\/em>
Ce-n alian\u021b\u0103 pururi se aflar\u0103,<\/em>
\u00cen slujba na\u021biunilor selecte<\/em>
Care domnesc \u0219i-acuma-n ast\u0103 \u021bar\u0103!\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

Alesul f\u0103c\u00eend semnu-\u00eencepe balul:<\/em>
Perechile de-\u00eendat\u0103-n dans plutesc,<\/em>
\u00cencornoratu-\u0219i potcove\u0219te calul<\/em>
Pe ritmuri ce \u00eenc\u00e2nt\u0103 \u0219i vr\u0103jesc!<\/em><\/p>\n

Pahon\u021bu, sprinten, pe-Ana Blandiana<\/em>
\u00cen pas s\u0103ltat o-\u00eenal\u021b\u0103-n stil tematic,<\/em>
\u00cen timp ce Ple\u0219u-Andrei, proptidu-\u0219i geana,<\/em>
\u00cei studiaz\u0103 cu ochiu-i dilematic;<\/em><\/p>\n

Florian Coldea, cu mi\u0219c\u0103ri galante<\/em>
Pe doamna Macovei o \u00eenv\u00e2rte\u0219te:<\/em>
Cu gra\u021bia unei zglobii bacante<\/em>
\u0218i-un z\u00e2mbet dulce ea \u00eel r\u0103spl\u0103te\u0219te;<\/em><\/p>\n

Finu\u021bul Bucurenci, cu chef de joc,<\/em>
O hor\u0103-ar vrea \u00een cerc s\u0103 le propun\u0103,<\/em>
Nu liniar: cojoc l\u00e2ng\u0103 cojoc,<\/em>
Ci-\u00eencolonat, gen l\u00e2n\u0103 dup\u0103 l\u00e2n\u0103!<\/em><\/p>\n

\u0218i-Andrei, de pe-a Bastiliei C\u0103dere,<\/em>
Valseaz\u0103, nesc\u0103p\u00e2nd pe jos gunoi,<\/em>
Cu cea mai p\u00e2ntecoas\u0103-\u00eentre pubele,<\/em>
M\u00e2ncare s-aib\u0103 dup\u0103 turul doi\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

Alina, din Berlin la bal sosit\u0103,<\/em>
Pippidic se rote\u0219te-n pas v\u00e2njos.<\/em>
Cu mult\u0103 elegan\u021b\u0103 m\u00e2nuit\u0103<\/em>
De-un teolog cu-aspectul unsuros:<\/em><\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd des \u0219i uniform, c\u00e2nd s\u0103lt\u0103re\u021b,<\/em>
C\u00e2nd asimptotic \u0219i-elipsoidal,<\/em>
Cu largi trimiteri c\u0103tre p\u0103rul cre\u021b<\/em>
\u0218i sublim\u0103ri din spectrul subventral.<\/em><\/p>\n

Deodat\u0103, Huhurezul d\u0103 strigare,<\/em>
Str\u00e2ng\u00e2ndu-\u0219i ferm spr\u00e2ncenele pereche:<\/em>
_S\u0103 mergem dragi tovar\u0103\u0219i la culcare,<\/em>
M\u00e2ine \u00eencepe aceea\u0219i Lume Veche!<\/em><\/p>\n

Din strad\u0103 \u00eens\u0103-un cor de voci r\u0103sun\u0103,<\/em>
C\u00e2nt\u00e2nd pe-o melodie cunoscut\u0103<\/em>
Un text dr\u0103gu\u021b sun\u00e2nd mai mult a glum\u0103,<\/em>
Dar care sem\u0103n\u0103-n Palat derut\u0103:<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eLa Palatul Cotroceni c\u00e2nt\u0103 Huhurezul,<\/em>
Mucu\u0219or \u0219i Bolojan au c\u2026t trapezul!<\/em>
S\u0103-l apuce c\u00e2nd au dat, am\u00e2ndoi pe-un pas,<\/em>
Pe vot au alunecat \u0219i-au picat \u00een nas!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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