{"id":748506,"date":"2025-11-26T20:13:10","date_gmt":"2025-11-26T17:13:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=748506"},"modified":"2025-11-26T20:13:10","modified_gmt":"2025-11-26T17:13:10","slug":"lulea-birca-beat-si-revolutia-parte-din-lovitura-de-stat-pamflet-gold-fm-romania","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=748506","title":{"rendered":"Lulea, Birc\u0103 beat \u0219i revolu\u021bia, parte din lovitura de stat (pamflet) | Gold Fm Romania"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"qt-the-content\">\n<p>(fragment din romanul Acvariul cu f\u00e2\u021be)<\/p>\n<p>-Nicolae B\u0103la\u0219a<br \/>Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva sute de metri, parcur\u015fi al\u0103turi de ceilal\u0163i, sentimentul de fric\u0103 a disp\u0103rut, chiar dac\u0103 auzeam, din ce \u00een ce mai bine, \u015fi clopotul bisericii \u015fi focurile de arm\u0103. La un moment dat, ultimele au t\u0103cut. Cei ce se aflau \u00een fa\u0163a grupului s-au oprit \u015fi au schimbat sloganurile :<br \/>\u201eArmata e cu noi !\u201c \u201eArmata e cu noi !\u201c \u2013 au strigat ei, iar noi am repetat milit\u0103re\u015fte.<br \/>La un moment dat, din casa lui Chir\u0163u, ani la r\u00e2nd, magazin s\u0103tesc, au ie\u015fit mai mul\u0163i. Printre ei, \u015fi Birc\u0103 beat. \u00cen m\u00e2n\u0103, \u0163inea o sticl\u0103 cu \u0163uic\u0103.<br \/>\u2013 \u201eCeau\u015fescu reales la al nou\u0103lea congres\u201c ! \u201eCeau\u015fescu \u015fi poporul !\u201c \u201eCeau\u015fescu reales la al nou\u0103lea congres !\u201c \u2013 a strigat el \u015fi a ridicat, \u00een semn de cinste, sticla.<br \/>\u2013 \u201eHu\u0103\u0103\u0103 !\u201c \u201eHu\u0103\u0103\u0103 !\u201c \u201eCeau\u015fescu judecat pen\u00actru mor\u0163ii din Banat !\u201c \u201eHu\u0103\u0103 !\u201c \u201eJos Ceau\u015fescu !\u201c \u2013 am replicat noi dintr-o dat\u0103 furio\u015fi.<br \/>\u2013 Na, c\u0103 n-a\u0163i nimerit-o ! \u201eCeau\u015fescu \u015fi popo\u00acrul !\u201c Asta e ! \u201eCeau\u015fescu \u015fi poporul !\u201c<br \/>\u2013 \u201eHu\u0103\u0103\u0103 !\u201c \u201eJos dictatorul !\u201c \u201eHu\u0103\u0103\u0103 !\u201c<br \/>\u2013 V-a dat s\u0103 m\u00e2nca\u0163i, b\u0103\u0103\u0103, fir-a\u0163i ai dracu, v-a trimis la \u015fcoal\u0103, c\u0103 murea\u0163i pro\u015fti\u2026 \u201eCeau\u015fescu \u015fi poporul !\u201c V-a f\u0103cut fabrici, b\u0103 ! Fabrici, b\u0103, fir-a\u0163i ai dracu de orbe\u0163i ! \u201eCeau\u015fescu reales la al la al nou\u0103lea congres !\u201c<br \/>\u2013 \u201eHu\u0103\u0103\u0103 !\u201c \u201eHu\u0103\u0103\u0103 !\u201c \u201eJos Ceau\u015fescu !\u201c<br \/>\u2013 Jos pe m\u0103-ta ! Fir-a\u0163i ale dracu de pu\u015flamale !<br \/>\u2013 Pe cine \u00eenjuri, m\u0103 ? Crucea m\u0103-tii de neno\u00acrocit ! \u2013 \u015fi-a ie\u015fit din fire un tip care auzise bine injuriile, \u015fi l-a luat de piept.<br \/>\u2013 Eu\u2026 ce s\u0103 spun\u2026 ! \u201eCeau\u015fescu reales\u201c\u2026 Eu\u2026 \u201eCeau\u015fescu \u015fi poporul !\u201c<br \/>\u2013 B\u0103\u0103\u0103, lua-te-ar dracu cu el cu tot ! B\u0103\u0103, te str\u00e2ng de g\u00e2t ! Ai \u00een\u0163eles ?<br \/>\u2013 \u00cen\u0163eles, adic\u0103\u2026 Da ! Tr\u0103i\u0163i !\u2026 \u00cen\u0163eles\u2026<br \/>\u2013 \u201eF\u0103r\u0103 violen\u0163\u0103 !\u201c \u2013 au dat din nou tonul cei din cap\u0103tul coloanei, iar noi am repetat.<br \/>\u2013 Las\u0103-l, domnule, d\u0103-l, Doamne, iart\u0103-m\u0103 ! \u0102sta a\u015fa e de c\u00e2nd \u00eel \u015ftim noi, cei de pe aici !\u2026<br \/>\u2013 A\u015fa o fi, dar de-i ca el !\u2026 Eu i-a\u015f trimite \u00een mijlocul B\u0103r\u0103ganului ! O palm\u0103 de p\u0103m\u00e2nt, la fiecare\u2026<br \/>\u2013 15 ari ! \u2013 l-a completat un altul.<br \/>\u2013 At\u00e2t ! \u015ei s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103\u2026 S\u0103 stea acolo cu Ceau\u015fescu lor \u015fi s\u0103 fac\u0103 tone de gr\u00e2u pe metru p\u0103trat. M\u0103, pe \u0103\u015ftia i-a\u015f \u0163ine a\u015fa, m\u0103car vreo 20 de ani, doar cu m\u0103ce\u015fe \u015fi porumbe\u2026 Din \u0103lea s\u0103lbatice, s\u0103 vad\u0103 \u015fi ei ce e aia foame ! Sau a\u015f mai croi un canal ! Uite, unul, pe-aci, pe vale, pe la noi, p\u00e2n\u0103 la munte, sus ! S\u0103 m\u0103 duc pe el cu barca, s\u0103-mi iau br\u00e2nz\u0103 de la Novaci ! C\u0103 de s\u0103pat, s-ar g\u0103si destui !<br \/>\u00cen dreptul lui Mardale, ne-am oprit din nou. Peste drum, Dragu, cel mai vechi activist din sat ! Casa \u00eei p\u0103rea pustie. Iar\u0103\u015fi, m-am temut. Clopotul t\u0103cuse. I-am sim\u0163it lipsa. O clip\u0103, am t\u0103cut \u015fi noi, apoi am \u00eenceput din nou s\u0103 c\u00e2nt\u0103m De\u015fteapt\u0103-te, rom\u00e2ne ! \u015fi am plecat.<br \/>,,Of, bine c\u0103 am sc\u0103pat. Puteau s\u0103-i dea foc \u015fi\u2026 nu era bine !\u201c \u2013 mi-am zis \u00een g\u00e2nd. \u201eAm fi \u015fi noi ca ei ! A\u015fa, are Dumnezeu grij\u0103 ! \u015ei-apoi, c\u00e2\u0163i l or fi blestemat, numai El \u015ftie !\u201c<br \/>\u2013 S\u0103 se duc\u0103 preotul s\u0103 trag\u0103 iar clopotul ! \u2026 S\u0103 se deschid\u0103 Biserica \u015fi s\u0103 fac\u0103 slujbe pentru victoria poporului !\u2026 \u2013 a \u00eendemnat unul aflat mai spre cap\u0103tul coloanei.<br \/>\u2013 Popa ? Las\u0103-l, b\u0103 nene, \u00een plata Domnului ! C\u0103 s-au mai dus \u015fi c\u00e2nd cu colectivizarea \u015fi\u2026 ce-au f\u0103cut\u2026 s-a v\u0103zut ! \u2013 s-a ar\u0103tat, sup\u0103rat, unul mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, Lulea, de prin Prejoi, care tocmai tr\u0103gea cu foc dintr-o pip\u0103 ce abia scotea fum.<br \/>\u2013 Ptiu, fire-ai s\u0103 fii ! S-a \u00eenfundat, b\u0103, nene ! \u2013 a vrut omul s\u0103-mi spun\u0103.<br \/>\u2013 Tutun prost ! Foi din gr\u0103din\u0103, din fa\u0163a casei, c\u0103 altul, de unde ? \u015ei baba, hoa\u015fca dracu, l-a pus tocmai la \u015ftrea\u015fin\u0103 \u015fi-a tras ! C\u0103, pe sob\u0103, cic\u0103 pute ! E, o s\u0103 vad\u0103 ea ce pute ! P\u0103i a\u015fa cum ?! Tutun neam, rachiu, neam ! Turt\u0103, mai rar ! Tr\u0103ie\u015fte, dac\u0103 po\u0163i, dintr-un c\u0103cat de pensie ?! Aud c\u0103 ne-ar mai da o sut\u0103, dou\u0103\u2026 Dumneata ce zici, o da ?<br \/>\u2013 Cine, domnule ?<br \/>\u2013 Partidul, \u0103\u015ftia ai mari\u2026 C\u0103 Ceau\u015fescu, aud c\u0103 s-a dus dracu, a fugit\u2026<br \/>\u2013 Eu nu cred, adic\u0103, nu \u015ftiu !<br \/>\u2013 Cum nu ? P\u0103i, noi ce facem aci !?<br \/>\u2013 Facem ! Eu \u015ftiu ce facem ?! N-auzi ce zice lumea ? Ascult\u0103 !<br \/>\u2013 \u201eHu\u0103\u0103\u0103 !\u201c \u201eHu\u0103\u0103\u0103 !\u201c \u201eJos Ceau\u015fescu !\u201c \u201eJos dictatorul !\u201c<br \/>\u2013 Las\u0103-l, b\u0103 nene, asta e altceva ! Eu, adic\u0103 eu\u2026 s-a b\u00e2lb\u00e2it el sup\u0103rat, din ce \u00een ce mai r\u0103u, pe pipa sa. A dracu, se-nfund\u0103 definitiv ! Eu am \u00een\u0163eles \u2013 a revenit el \u2013 c\u0103 schimb\u0103m primarul ! Porcul dracu, mi-a luat lotul ajut\u0103tor ! Auzi dumneata, s\u0103 n-ai o palm\u0103 de p\u0103m\u00e2nt ?! B\u0103, nici c\u00e2t s\u0103 te pi\u015fi ! Zice c\u0103 n am muncit la colectiv \u015fi baba n-a f\u0103cut norma. P\u0103i, n-am muncit, c\u0103 am fost la min\u0103 ! Tocmai la Moldova Nou\u0103 ! Scoteam de-acolo, de sub p\u0103m\u00e2nt, nu \u015ftiu ce \u015fi uite, mi-au c\u0103zut din\u0163ii ! Mi-a picat p\u0103rul\u2026 Mi-a c\u0103zut \u015fi sula \u015fi\u2026 neam !\u2026 \u0102\u015ftia o \u0163in pe-a lor !<br \/>L\u00e2ng\u0103 Mardale, c\u00e2rciuma, al\u0103turi, C\u0103minul cultural, iar l\u00e2ng\u0103 el, \u015fcoala \u00een care \u00eenv\u0103\u0163asem carte. Tot acolo, \u015fi Sfatul Popular !<br \/>,,M\u0103rine, pleci ? Iar pleci ? Und\u2019 te duci, m\u0103 ? C\u0103 mi-ai m\u00e2ncat dracu zilele !\u201c \u2013 mi-am amintit-o pe Foaca, vecina Elenei. F\u0103cea farmece, iar, dac\u0103 \u00eenfigea cu\u0163itul \u00een grind\u0103, \u0103la erai ! ,,La sfat, f\u0103, la sfat !\u201c \u2013 \u00eei r\u0103spundea Focu, singurul pe care nu-l dovedise, b\u0103rbatul ei de-al doilea, iar, peste un ceas, se \u00eentorcea acas\u0103 beat. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 vreau, am z\u00e2mbit. Lulea \u015fi-a ie\u015fit din fire.<br \/>\u2013 Ce e, b\u0103, de r\u00e2s ? Ai ? P\u0103m\u00e2nt n-am, aia n am, baba s-a dat dracu\u2026, iar luleaua nu ia foc ! \u015ei tu r\u00e2zi ! E, las\u0103 c\u0103-l schimb\u0103m noi pe \u0103sta \u015fi o s\u0103\u00a0vede\u0163i\u00a0voi\u2026\u00a0!<\/p>\n<div class=\"tagcloud qt-spacer-m\"><span class=\"qt-title\">Tagged as <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/radiogoldfm.ro\/tag\/gold-fm\/\" rel=\"tag\">GOLD FM<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/radiogoldfm.ro\/tag\/nicolae-balasa\/\" rel=\"tag\">nicolae balasa<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/radiogoldfm.ro\/tag\/romania\/\" rel=\"tag\">romania<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"qt-post-author qt-card\">\n<div class=\"row\">\n<div class=\"qt-post-author-data col s10 m7 l7\">\n<h6>Profil<\/h6>\n<h4><a href=\"https:\/\/radiogoldfm.ro\/lulea-birca-beat-si-revolutia-parte-din-lovitura-de-stat-pamflet\/#author_page\">Gold FM Radio<\/a><\/h4>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"qt-post-author-link col s12 m3 l4 \"><a href=\"https:\/\/radiogoldfm.ro\/author\/gold-fm\/\" class=\"qt-btn qt-btn-large qt-btn-primary aligncenter\">Arhiva postari<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p> Source URL: https:\/\/radiogoldfm.ro\/lulea-birca-beat-si-revolutia-parte-din-lovitura-de-stat-pamflet\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(fragment din romanul Acvariul cu f\u00e2\u021be) -Nicolae B\u0103la\u0219aDup\u0103 c\u00e2teva sute de metri, parcur\u015fi al\u0103turi de ceilal\u0163i, sentimentul de fric\u0103 a disp\u0103rut, chiar dac\u0103 auzeam, din ce \u00een ce mai bine, \u015fi clopotul bisericii \u015fi focurile de arm\u0103. La un moment dat, ultimele au t\u0103cut. 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