{"id":728538,"date":"2025-11-23T16:39:03","date_gmt":"2025-11-23T13:39:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=728538"},"modified":"2025-11-23T16:39:03","modified_gmt":"2025-11-23T13:39:03","slug":"matteo-jorgenson-just-offended-an-entire-nation-with-his-lunch-and-he-doesnt-even-care","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=728538","title":{"rendered":"Matteo Jorgenson Just Offended an Entire Nation with His Lunch &#8211; and He Doesn&#8217;t Even Care."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"content-wrap fp-contentTarget\">\n<div class=\"article-body\">\n<div class=\"pub-date font-utility-2 text-text-secondary\">Updated November 23, 2025 04:39AM<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Matteo Jorgenson won the world over this summer playing the \u201cloveable nerd\u201d sidekick to Victor Campenaerts in their \u201con the team bus\u201d Instagram vlogs.<\/p>\n<p>Well, just a few months later, the affable American has gone and offended a whole nation.<\/p>\n<p>Italian readers, you\u2019d better click away now.<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re about to discover what the 26-year-old enjoys as a post-ride meal.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m having gnocchi, and going to put eggs on top. And I\u2019m going to put kimchi in it,\u201d Jorgenson says in a \u201cDay in the Life\u201d video released by team Visma-Lease a Bike.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI think in Italy I could be arrested,\u201d he acknowledges.<\/p>\n<p>And as if Jorgenson\u2019s bowl of fermented cabbage, potato dumplings, and sunny-side eggs isn\u2019t enough to provoke outrage, he slathers it in Sriracha.<\/p>\n<p>Call it \u201cKorean-Italian fusion,\u201d call it what you like \u2013 it significantly ups the stakes from some of cycling\u2019s recent culinary misdemeanors.<\/p>\n<p>Mathieu van der Poel\u2019s fondness for ketchup on spaghetti or pineapple on pizza pales in comparison.<\/p>\n<p>Not even the final shavings of cheese \u2013 presumably Parmesan \u2013 on Jorgenson\u2019s recovery snack will save him from the ire of a nation steeped in culinary tradition.<\/p>\n<div class=\"ad-placeholder-wrapper relative w-full border-t border-b border-border-light col-span-full my-3 md:col-span-10 md:col-start-2\">\n<div class=\"mb-[30px] min-h-[30px] text-center\"><span class=\"font-utility-4 font-medium tracking-[1px] text-neutral-500 uppercase\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Worst of all? The ever-cool Idahoan\u00a0doesn\u2019t even care.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEdo\u2019s going to be so pissed,\u201d Jorgenson says, referring to his extremely Italian teammate Edoardo Affini.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is ridiculous. I\u2019m sorry to all the Italians, but this is what I\u2019m eating,\u201d he says, resolute.<\/p>\n<p>The man\u2019s a monster.<\/p>\n<div class=\"ad-placeholder-wrapper relative w-full border-t border-b border-border-light col-span-full my-3 md:col-span-10 md:col-start-2\">\n<div class=\"mb-[30px] min-h-[30px] text-center\"><span class=\"font-utility-4 font-medium tracking-[1px] text-neutral-500 uppercase\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2>Culinary sacrilege but nutritionally sound<\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_972042\" class=\"pom-image-wrap photo-alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Jorgenson kimchi and gnocchi\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1200\" height=\"656\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-972042\" src=\"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/screenshot-2025-11-23-at-08-43-42-1200x656-1.jpeg\" title=\"screenshot-2025-11-23-at-08-43-42-1200x656-1\"><figcaption class=\"pom-caption\"><span class=\"article__caption\">Oh Matteo, what have you done? \u00a0(Image: Visma-Lease a Bike YouTube)<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The Italians will be pissed, but Jorgenson\u2019s nutritionist will be stoked.<\/p>\n<p>Two fried eggs, 100 grams of gnocchi, some kimchi, and a sprinkle of cheese provides 300+ grams of carbs, 20+ grams of protein, a microbiome-pleasing portion of ferments, and some electrolyte-balancing sodium, too.<\/p>\n<p>Suitably satiated after his lunch, Jorgenson saunters off into downtown Nice for an afternoon French language class.<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019ll no doubt swing by some hipster cafe for a post-11am cappuccino along the way.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p> Source URL: https:\/\/velo.outsideonline.com\/road\/road-racing\/jorgenson-offended-nation-with-lunch\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Updated November 23, 2025 04:39AM Matteo Jorgenson won the world over this summer playing the \u201cloveable nerd\u201d sidekick to Victor Campenaerts in their \u201con the team bus\u201d Instagram vlogs. Well, just a few months later, the affable American has gone and offended a whole nation. Italian readers, you\u2019d better click away now. We\u2019re about to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":728539,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[71],"class_list":["post-728538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politics","tag-velo-outsideonline-com"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/728538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=728538"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/728538\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/728539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=728538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=728538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=728538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}