{"id":629010,"date":"2025-08-25T09:35:39","date_gmt":"2025-08-25T06:35:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=629010"},"modified":"2025-08-25T09:35:39","modified_gmt":"2025-08-25T06:35:39","slug":"sondorii-si-makaveli-virgil-alexandru-zidaru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=629010","title":{"rendered":"Sondorii \u0219i Makaveli (Virgil Alexandru Zidaru)!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Dac\u0103 ar exista un muzeu al umorului involuntar, un col\u021b de onoare ar fi rezervat institutelor de sondare din Rom\u00e2nia. Ace\u0219ti prestidigitatori ai procentelor, care scot din p\u0103l\u0103rie grafice mai lucioase dec\u00e2t \u0219amponul din reclame, au un singur talent, s\u0103 nu nimeresc\u0103 niciodat\u0103 pulsul real al societ\u0103\u021bii. Dar nu-i bai, c\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia nimic nu se pierde, totul se interpreteaz\u0103.<\/h3>\n

La preziden\u021bialele din noiembrie 2024, \u021bine\u021bi minte? Toat\u0103 lumea serioas\u0103 vorbea despre \u201ecandida\u021bii mari\u201d, adic\u0103 aceia cu buzunarul gros sau agrea\u021bi de serviciile secrete din \u021bar\u0103 \u0219i str\u0103in\u0103tate. \u00cen schimb, C\u0103lin Georgescu era inexistent. Zero. Nada. Dac\u0103 te luai dup\u0103 sondaje, omul era mai pu\u021bin prezent dec\u00e2t Cometa Halley. Dar surpriz\u0103! A ap\u0103rut \u00een campanie, a prins trac\u021biune pe TikTok, \u0219i dintr-o dat\u0103 sondorii no\u0219tri se uitau buimaci la ecran, ca \u0219i cum televizorul le-ar fi dat cu flit.<\/p>\n

Acum, \u00een 2025, istoria se repet\u0103 cu o veselie de carnaval. \u00cel avem pe Virgil Alexandru Zidaru zis Makaveli<\/a>, un influencer care face valuri pe TikTok, adun\u0103 zeci de mii de comentarii \u0219i milioane de vizualiz\u0103ri. Adic\u0103 exact ce nu \u00een\u021belege niciun sondor crescut la Excel. Pentru ei, dac\u0103 nu bifezi c\u0103su\u021ba de \u201evotez cu X\u201d la chestionar, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu exi\u0219ti. Iar dac\u0103 exi\u0219ti, dar nu convine cui a comandat sondajul, dispari imediat ca \u00eentr-un truc ieftin de magie.<\/p>\n

\u0218i a\u0219a, din laboratorul de cercetare sociologic\u0103, iese un sondaj mai parfumat dec\u00e2t o ap\u0103 de colonie contraf\u0103cut\u0103 la Istanbul.<\/p>\n

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Dar problema nu e c\u0103 gre\u0219esc, problema e c\u0103 gre\u0219esc constant. \u0218i culmea, dup\u0103 fiecare e\u0219ec, acelea\u0219i institute ies \u0219i ne spun doct, \u201eRom\u00e2nii au votat altfel dec\u00e2t au declarat\u201d.<\/em><\/strong> Aha. Adic\u0103 rom\u00e2nii sunt ni\u0219te mitomani patologici, nu c\u0103 voi face\u021bi sondaje de fa\u021bad\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u0218i partea cea mai tare, c\u00e2nd Makaveli (Virgil Alexandru Zidau) va ie\u0219i primar al Capitalei, pentru c\u0103 realitatea bate Excel-ul \u0219i votul bate graficele, sondorii vor scoate din joben explica\u021bia suprem\u0103, \u201eA fost o influen\u021b\u0103 extern\u0103, ru\u0219ii \u0219i-au b\u0103gat coada, re\u021belele sociale au fost manipulate, algoritmii au fost strica\u021bi!\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

De parc\u0103 ru\u0219ii n-au alt\u0103 treab\u0103 dec\u00e2t s\u0103 fac\u0103 zeci de milioane de vizualiz\u0103ri cu Makaveli pe TikTok, \u00een timp ce sondorii no\u0219tri dorm \u00een Excel.<\/p>\n

Institutele de sondare din Rom\u00e2nia seam\u0103n\u0103 tot mai mult cu horoscopul din ziar, un amestec de cli\u0219ee, dorin\u021be ale clientului \u0219i promisiuni vagi, puse frumos \u00eentr-un grafic colorat. Diferen\u021ba e c\u0103 horoscopul m\u0103car \u00ee\u021bi smulge un z\u00e2mbet. \u0218i c\u00e2nd vine rezultatul, toat\u0103 lumea r\u00e2de cu lacrimi, iar Makaveli se ridic\u0103 pe scen\u0103, primar \u00een Capital\u0103, \u00een aplauzele mul\u021bimii. \u0218i atunci, stimabililor, s\u0103 nu uita\u021bi s\u0103 aplauda\u021bi \u0219i sondorii. C\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 ei, comedia asta nu era posibil\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ninel PEIA<\/p>\n

Senator al Rom\u00e2niei<\/p>\n

Chestor al Senatului<\/p>\n<\/section>\n

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Dac\u0103 ar exista un muzeu al umorului involuntar, un col\u021b de onoare ar fi rezervat institutelor de sondare din Rom\u00e2nia. Ace\u0219ti prestidigitatori ai procentelor, care scot din p\u0103l\u0103rie grafice mai lucioase dec\u00e2t \u0219amponul din reclame, au un singur talent, s\u0103 nu nimeresc\u0103 niciodat\u0103 pulsul real al societ\u0103\u021bii. Dar nu-i bai, c\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia nimic nu […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":629011,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[9],"class_list":["post-629010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politics","tag-stiripesurse-ro"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=629010"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629010\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/629011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=629010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=629010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=629010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}