{"id":56584,"date":"2020-08-27T17:38:54","date_gmt":"2020-08-27T14:38:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=56584"},"modified":"2020-08-27T17:38:54","modified_gmt":"2020-08-27T14:38:54","slug":"candidat-la-primaria-sectorului-1-dintr-o-gluma-cine-este-arhitectul-care-vrea-sa-se-imbogateasca-si-sa-si-faca-statuie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=56584","title":{"rendered":"Candidat la Prim\u0103ria Sectorului 1, dintr-o glum\u0103. Cine este arhitectul care vrea s\u0103 se \u00eembog\u0103\u021beasc\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 statuie"},"content":{"rendered":"
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O campanie electoral\u0103 de tot r\u00e2sul, la propriu, asta ne promite un candidat la Prim\u0103ria Sectorului 1. \u0218i-a ales ca \u00eensemn electoral \u0219lapul. Inedita campanie electoral\u0103 a fost g\u00e2ndit\u0103 \u0219i sus\u021binut\u0103 de mai multe grupuri online formate din avoca\u021bi, antreprenori \u0219i corporati\u0219ti. Tudor Schinagel este arhitect de profesie, iar prietenii \u00eei spun \u201eTubel\u201d. El vrea s\u0103 fie primar pentru a se \u00eembog\u0103\u021bi \u0219i ca s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i fac\u0103 o statuie \u00een sector.<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Aici statuia mea \u0219i sus alt\u0103 statuie, tot cu mine. \u0218i asta s\u0103 fie cu noi, care ne facem selfie cu statuia mea. De sus.<\/em><\/p>\n

– \u0218i mul\u021bi p\u00e2r\u0219i pe jos.<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00cen \u0219lapi – simbolul s\u0103u electoral – \u0219i \u00eenso\u021bit mereu de un grup mare de sus\u021bin\u0103tori veseli, Tudor Schinagel poveste\u0219te c\u0103 ideea candidaturii a pornit ca o glum\u0103.<\/p>\n

– C\u00e2t se poate de mult umor. \u00cen ziua \u00een care nu am r\u00e2s suntem oameni pierdu\u021bi.<\/em><\/p>\n

Tudor Schinagel a str\u00e2ns 2.300 de semn\u0103turi, iar candidatura sa a fost depus\u0103 la Biroul Electoral de Circumscrip\u021bie. Cum a reu\u0219it?<\/p>\n

– Cohorte de enoria\u0219i vin s\u0103 semneze pentru primarul lor. Pentru Tubel.<\/em><\/p>\n

– D\u0103 ni\u0219te bani.<\/em><\/p>\n

– Ia de aici ni\u0219te 10 lei.<\/em><\/p>\n

– O bere \u00eei d\u0103m?<\/em><\/p>\n

– Cred c\u0103 merit\u0103.<\/em><\/p>\n

– Ia o bere de la domn primar. Un parizer cu mu\u0219tar.<\/em><\/p>\n

Un ingredient important \u00een re\u021beta unei campanii electorale de succes este spotul electoral. A\u0219a c\u0103 \u00eempreun\u0103 cu prietenii s\u0103i s-au apucat s\u0103-l filmeze.<\/p>\n

– Nu ai aflat \u00eenc\u0103 secretul \u00eembog\u0103\u021birii grabnice? Stop! Recomand. Tudor Schinagel – primar sector 1.<\/em><\/p>\n

Tubel spune c\u0103 are planuri m\u0103re\u021be pentru Prim\u0103ria Sectorului 1.<\/p>\n

– Cum intru \u00een Prim\u0103rie, primul lucru, dozatoare de \u0219pri\u021b. Pe fiecare nivel, fiecare etaj. Am vorbit de plaja de nudi\u0219ti din Pia\u021ba Victoriei. \u00cen sezonul rece, neap\u0103rat.<\/em><\/p>\n

Candidatul are deja doi consilieri de n\u0103dejde pe care \u00eei nume\u0219te boieri de Sectorul 1. Ne arat\u0103 c\u0103 poate s\u0103 se conformeaze \u0219i modei nepotismelor din politica rom\u00e2neasc\u0103.<\/p>\n

– Eu vreau s\u0103 lucrez la Prim\u0103rie. \u0218i mi-a promis c\u0103 m\u0103 angajeaz\u0103 \u0219i pe mine.<\/em><\/p>\n

– C\u0103 suntem rude, de aia.<\/em><\/p>\n

– P\u0103i de aia. C\u0103 suntem rude.<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00cen fa\u021ba contracandida\u021bilor nu are nicio emo\u021bie.<\/p>\n

– Cum ar ar\u0103ta o dezbatere electoral\u0103 cu Adriana Bahmu\u021beanu?<\/em><\/p>\n

– Mam\u0103! \u0218lapul contra plici. Cred c\u0103 \u0219lapul ar \u00eenvinge.<\/em><\/p>\n

De ce fac toa<\/span>te astea? Pentru c\u0103 dintotdeauna doar bufonul a putut s\u0103 spun\u0103 cu adev\u0103rat neajunsurile conduc\u0103torilor \u0219i ale societ\u0103\u021bii.<\/span><\/p>\n

– S<\/span>atira e folosit<\/span>\u0103<\/span> foarte des <\/span>\u00ee<\/span>mpotriva <\/span>politicienilor, acum cine s\u0103 mai fac\u0103 satir\u0103 de politicieni, c\u0103 teatrele sunt \u00eenchise \u0219i am ie\u0219it noi un pic \u0219i nu de politicieni, de un fenomen.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

– Corect.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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