{"id":512405,"date":"2025-02-20T08:17:32","date_gmt":"2025-02-20T05:17:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=512405"},"modified":"2025-02-20T08:17:32","modified_gmt":"2025-02-20T05:17:32","slug":"adrian-sarbu-aleph-news-de-azi-traiesti-pe-lumea-lui-trump-si-putin-asa-au-decis-ei-s-au-asezat-la-masa-fel-principal-ucraina-in-sange","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=512405","title":{"rendered":"Adrian S\u00e2rbu, ALEPH NEWS: De azi tr\u0103ie\u015fti pe lumea lui Trump \u015fi Putin. A\u015fa au decis ei. S-au a\u015fezat la mas\u0103. Fel principal: Ucraina, \u00een s\u00e2nge"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"text-content\">\n<p> De azi \u015eTII precis pe ce lume tr\u0103ie\u015fti.<\/p>\n<p> A lui Trump. Donald Trump.<\/p>\n<p> \u015ei a lui Putin. Vladimir.<\/p>\n<p> Pentru c\u0103 a\u015fa au decis ei,<\/p>\n<p> Din simpatie reciproc\u0103,<\/p>\n<p> \u015ei din patriotism,<\/p>\n<p> S-au a\u015fezat la mas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p> La antreu, Zelenski, p\u00e2n\u0103 ieri eroul lumii democratice,<\/p>\n<p> Care nu \u015ftie dac\u0103 mai exist\u0103,<\/p>\n<p> De la JD Vance \u00eencoace.<\/p>\n<p> Fel principal, Ucraina. \u00cen s\u00e2nge.<\/p>\n<p> Europa, fezandat\u0103 \u00een vin fran\u0163uzesc.<\/p>\n<p> La desert: sorbeto.<\/p>\n<p> Groenlanda.<\/p>\n<p> Restul lumii, pe X, TikTok sau la televizor.<\/p>\n<p> \u00cen a\u015fteptarea locului la mas\u0103,<\/p>\n<p> Sub mas\u0103, sau \u00een farfurie.<\/p>\n<p> Dac\u0103 nu-\u0163i place, o s\u0103-\u0163i plac\u0103.<\/p>\n<p> Aplaud\u0103.<\/p>\n<p> Poate ai noroc s\u0103 speli vasele.<\/p>\n<p> \u00cen ap\u0103 rece.<\/p>\n<p> Sau s\u0103 cari crosele.<\/p>\n<p> C\u0103 a\u015fa e-n golf.<\/p>\n<p> Golful Americii.<\/p>\n<p> Nu \u0163i-am spus-o, ca s\u0103 \u0163i-o repe\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p> America MEA.<\/p>\n<p> De ce m-ai p\u0103r\u0103sit?<\/p>\n<p> \ud83d\udd34 <a href=\"https:\/\/alephnews.ro\/inregistrare\/stiu-pe-ce-lume-traiesc-19-februarie-2025-arata-le-ca-iti-pasa\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Urm\u0103re\u015fte emisiunea integral\u0103 aici.\u00a0<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p> Source URL: https:\/\/www.zf.ro\/eveniment\/adrian-sarbu-aleph-news-de-azi-traiesti-pe-lumea-lui-trump-si-putin-22703994<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De azi \u015eTII precis pe ce lume tr\u0103ie\u015fti. A lui Trump. Donald Trump. \u015ei a lui Putin. Vladimir. Pentru c\u0103 a\u015fa au decis ei, Din simpatie reciproc\u0103, \u015ei din patriotism, S-au a\u015fezat la mas\u0103. La antreu, Zelenski, p\u00e2n\u0103 ieri eroul lumii democratice, Care nu \u015ftie dac\u0103 mai exist\u0103, De la JD Vance \u00eencoace. Fel principal, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":512406,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[28],"class_list":["post-512405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politics","tag-zf-ro"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/512405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=512405"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/512405\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/512406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=512405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=512405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=512405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}