{"id":2188465,"date":"2026-10-09T16:34:07","date_gmt":"2026-10-09T13:34:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=2188465"},"modified":"2026-10-09T16:34:07","modified_gmt":"2026-10-09T13:34:07","slug":"politistii-din-satu-mare-au-o-noua-misiune-sa-cantareasca-lemnele-de-foc-pentru-incalzirea-sediilor-val","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=2188465","title":{"rendered":"Poli\u021bi\u0219tii din Satu Mare au o nou\u0103 misiune: s\u0103 c\u00e2nt\u0103reasc\u0103 lemnele de foc pentru \u00eenc\u0103lzirea sediilor. Val&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[analyse_image type=&#8221;featured&#8221; src=&#8221;https:\/\/cdn.adh.reperio.news\/image-3\/3ced5301-285e-450c-8474-bd81ece5234b\/index.jpeg?p=f%3Djpeg%26w%3D1200%26h%3D630%26r%3Dcover%26c%3D0%252C0.273%252C1%252C0.271&#8243;]<\/p>\n<article class=\"svelte-x63bga\">\n<nav>\n<ul class=\"breadcrump svelte-1pk9a69\">\n<li class=\"svelte-1pk9a69\"><a href=\"https:\/\/adevarul.ro\/\" title=\"Adev\u0103rul\" class=\"svelte-1pk9a69\">Home<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"svelte-1pk9a69\"><a href=\"https:\/\/adevarul.ro\/stiri-locale\" class=\"svelte-1pk9a69\">\u0218tiri locale<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"svelte-1pk9a69\"><a href=\"https:\/\/adevarul.ro\/stiri-locale\/satu-mare\" class=\"svelte-1pk9a69\">Satu Mare<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"svelte-1pk9a69\"><a href=\"https:\/\/adevarul.ro\/stiri-locale\/satu-mare\/politistii-din-satu-mare-au-o-noua-misiune-sa-2563000.html\" class=\"svelte-1pk9a69\">Poli\u021bi\u0219tii din Satu Mare au o nou\u0103 misiune: s\u0103 c\u00e2nt\u0103reasc\u0103 lemnele de foc pentru \u00eenc\u0103lzirea sediilor. Val de glume pe internet <\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/nav>\n<p><main class=\"svelte-x63bga\"><\/p>\n<p>Poli\u021bi\u0219tii din cadrul posturilor din jude\u021bul Satu Mare au primit o misiune mai pu\u021bin obi\u0219nuit\u0103: s\u0103 c\u00e2nt\u0103reasc\u0103 zilnic lemnele pe care le folosesc pentru \u00eenc\u0103lzirea sediilor. Cel pu\u021bin asta sus\u021bine <a href=\"https:\/\/adevarul.ro\/stiri-interne\/societate\/toalete-greu-de-privit-intr-un-sediu-judetean-de-2562620.html\">Sindicatul Europol<\/a>, care ironizeaz\u0103 conducerea IPJ, pe care o acuz\u0103 c\u0103 a instituit un sistem birocratic riguros pentru eviden\u021ba fiec\u0103rui kilogram ars \u00een sob\u0103.<\/p>\n<div class=\"container-image  svelte-1xbw4f3\"><source type=\"image\/webp\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn.adh.reperio.news\/image-3\/3ced5301-285e-450c-8474-bd81ece5234b\/index.jpeg?p=a%3D1%26co%3D1.05%26w%3D1400%26h%3D750%26r%3Dcontain%26c%3D0%252C0.279%252C1%252C0.333%26f%3Dwebp 1400w\" media=\"(min-width: 1400px)\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"caption svelte-1xbw4f3\"><span class=\"captionText svelte-1xbw4f3\"><span class=\"source svelte-1xbw4f3\">Foto: FB Sindicatul Europol<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Potrivit sindicali\u0219tilor, procedura presupune c\u00e2nt\u0103rirea \u0219i raportarea zilnic\u0103 a cantit\u0103\u021bii de lemne consumate. Europol ironizeaz\u0103 m\u0103sura:<\/p>\n<p><i>\u201eCum arat\u0103 mintea odihnit\u0103 a inspectorului-\u0219ef al IPJ Satu Mare!<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Poli\u021bi\u0219tii din cadrul posturilor de poli\u021bie ale IPJ Satu Mare sunt obliga\u021bi, printr-o dispozi\u021bie a conducerii, ATEN\u021aIE!, s\u0103 c\u00e2nt\u0103reasc\u0103 zilnic lemnele de foc pe care le ard \u00een sobe pentru a se \u00eenc\u0103lzi.\u00a0<\/i><i>S-a stabilit un \u00eentreg sistem birocratic de informare, c\u00e2nt\u0103rire \u0219i raportare a cantit\u0103\u021bii de lemne utilizate. <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Sigur, nu trebuie s\u0103 trecem cu vederea nici provoc\u0103rile de a cr\u0103pa lemnele, \u00een uniform\u0103, cu toate dot\u0103rile la purt\u0103tor, de a le stivui \u0219i manipula.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Evident, niciuna dintre aceste sarcini nu este prev\u0103zut\u0103 \u00een fi\u0219a postului \u0219i nici nu reprezint\u0103 atribu\u021bii ale Poli\u021biei Rom\u00e2ne, conform Legii nr. 218\/2002\u201d,\u00a0<\/i>se arat\u0103 pe pagina d<i>e\u00a0<\/i>Facebook, a Sindicatului Europol.<\/p>\n<h2>\u201eCel mai probabil, poli\u021bi\u0219tii vor aduce de acas\u0103 c\u00e2ntarele corporale ale so\u021biilor\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 noile atribu\u021bii care par s\u0103 aib\u0103 mai degrab\u0103 leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu administrarea unei magazii dec\u00e2t cu activitatea de ordine public\u0103, o ironie a situa\u021biei este c\u0103, potrivit Europol, poli\u021bi\u0219tii\u00a0 din Satu Mare nu ar avea, practic, cu ce s\u0103 \u00eendeplineasc\u0103 \u201emisiunea\u201d:<\/p>\n<p><i>\u201eDac\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi cu ce instrument vor c\u00e2nt\u0103ri poli\u021bi\u0219tii lemnele, aici avem o mare necunoscut\u0103, pentru c\u0103 IPJ Satu Mare nu are \u00een dotare c\u00e2ntare.\u00a0<\/i><i>Cel mai probabil, poli\u021bi\u0219tii vor aduce de acas\u0103 c\u00e2ntarele corporale ale so\u021biilor\u201d.<\/i><\/p>\n<div class=\"container-image  svelte-1xbw4f3\"><source type=\"image\/webp\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn.adh.reperio.news\/image-0\/0ace587f-58d6-45b1-a235-27017139b55c\/index.jpeg?p=a%3D1%26co%3D1.05%26w%3D1400%26h%3D750%26r%3Dcontain%26f%3Dwebp 1400w\" media=\"(min-width: 1400px)\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"caption svelte-1xbw4f3\"><span class=\"captionText svelte-1xbw4f3\"><span class=\"source svelte-1xbw4f3\">Foto: FB Sindicatul Europol<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2>Val de reac\u021bii:\u00a0\u201eCei care se \u00eenc\u0103lzesc cu pele\u021bi sunt ruga\u021bi s\u0103-\u0219i goleasc\u0103 buzunarele la plecare\u201d<\/h2>\n<p>Postarea<a href=\"https:\/\/adevarul.ro\/stiri-interne\/societate\/scena-incredibila-in-trafic-incatusata-pentru-ca-2551391.html\"> Sindicatului Europol <\/a>a generat zeci de reac\u021bii \u00een mediul online, unde mul\u021bi comentatori au ales s\u0103 trateze situa\u021bia cu umor. Unii internau\u021bi s-au \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 urm\u0103torul pas nu va fi inventarierea cenu\u0219ii rezultate la finalul programului.<\/p>\n<div class=\"raw-block\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/post.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Feuropolromania%2Fposts%2Fpfbid0H2ntRp1cYtf3SHFjqCd37UFy1XHzDfWgchPNpxq6FtnwBzJ9KVhPMqUeEd2MMFHLl&amp;show_text=true&amp;width=390\" width=\"500\" height=\"754\" frameborder allowfullscreen=\"true\" allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; picture-in-picture; web-share\" class=\"facebook-iframe\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>Al\u021bii au sugerat, \u00een glum\u0103, c\u0103 fiecare bu\u0219tean ar putea primi un num\u0103r de \u00eenregistrare, iar consumul zilnic s\u0103 fie consemnat \u00eentr-un registru special,\u00a0pentru o mai bun\u0103 trasabilitate a resurselor energetice.<\/p>\n<p>Iat\u0103 c\u00e2teva dintre reac\u021bii:<\/p>\n<p><i>\u201eEu zic s\u0103 fenteze sistemul \u0219i s\u0103 bage un calorifer \u00een priz\u0103\u201d,<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>\u201eR\u00e2dem ca s\u0103 nu pl\u00e2ngem. \u00cen ritmul acesta, o s\u0103 ajungem s\u0103 num\u0103r\u0103m \u0219i colile de h\u00e2rtie consumate pe zi de fiecare angajat<\/i>\u201d<br \/>\n,<\/p>\n<p><i>\u201eCred c\u0103 fiecare angajat ar trebui s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 o cot\u0103 de lemne \u00een func\u021bie de amenzile aplicate. A\u0219a s-ar mai reduce din tabele\u201d,<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>\u201eA cump\u0103rat \u0219i aparat pentru m\u0103surarea umidit\u0103\u021bii lemnului, ca s\u0103 gestioneze corect greutatea, domnule inspector?\u201d,\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>\u201eLemnele sunt cump\u0103rate la kilogram sau la metru cub? Sau urmeaz\u0103 \u0219i transformarea din kilograme \u00een metri cubi?\u201d,<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>\u201eCei care se \u00eenc\u0103lzesc cu pele\u021bi sunt ruga\u021bi s\u0103-\u0219i goleasc\u0103 buzunarele la plecare\u201d,<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>\u201eVor fi achizi\u021bionate \u00een cur\u00e2nd pufoaice \u0219i c\u0103ciuli cu urechi, direct din Siberia, pentru a reduce consumul de lemne\u201d .<\/i><\/p>\n<p><\/main><\/p>\n<footer class=\"svelte-x63bga\">\n<div class=\"related-wrap related-footer svelte-78g0vl\"><span class=\"related-label svelte-78g0vl\">Cite\u0219te \u0219i<\/span><a class=\"related svelte-78g0vl\" data-gtrack=\"{&quot;event&quot;:&quot;utm_click&quot;,&quot;data&quot;:{&quot;event_category&quot;:&quot;article_related&quot;}}\" href=\"https:\/\/adevarul.ro\/stiri-interne\/evenimente\/vesta-antiinjunghiere-chinul-zilnic-de-8-ore-al-2551814.html\" title=\"Alt articol de interes pentru tine\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"thumb svelte-78g0vl\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.adh.reperio.news\/image-f\/f7c76438-ac34-46af-8210-5dd0104a652b\/index.png?p=f%3Dwebp%26w%3D120%26h%3D80%26r%3Dcover%26a%3D0\" alt loading=\"lazy\" width=\"80\" height=\"54\"><span class=\"title svelte-78g0vl\">Vesta anti\u00eenjunghiere, \u201echinul\u201d zilnic de 8 ore al poli\u021bi\u0219tilor din Capital\u0103. 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