{"id":2122805,"date":"2026-08-29T07:42:43","date_gmt":"2026-08-29T04:42:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=2122805"},"modified":"2026-08-29T07:42:43","modified_gmt":"2026-08-29T04:42:43","slug":"din-ciclul-maricico-tu-stii-ca-semeni-cu-barladeanca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=2122805","title":{"rendered":"Din ciclul: Maricico, tu \u0219tii c\u0103 semeni cu B\u00e2rl\u0103deanca?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[analyse_image type=&#8221;featured&#8221; src=&#8221;https:\/\/cdn.expressdebanat.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/VICTOR-NAFIRU-1-of-1-620&#215;400-1.jpg&#8221;]<\/p>\n<div id=\"post-area\" class=\"post-981986 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-anina category-baile-herculane category-bocsa category-caransebes category-caras category-lugoj category-moldova-noua category-oravita category-otelu-rosu-2 category-pe-a-dreapta category-resita category-timis category-timisoara tag-editorial-2 tag-important tag-nu-ratati tag-victor-nafiru\">\n<div id=\"social-box\">\n<ul class=\"post-social\">\n<li class=\"social-share-button\">\n<li class=\"social-share-button\">\n<li class=\"social-share-button\"><\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"content-area\">\n<div class=\"post-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"620\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.expressdebanat.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/VICTOR-NAFIRU-1-of-1-620x400-1.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumb size-post-thumb wp-post-image perfmatters-lazy\" alt=\"victor nafiru 1 of 1 620x400\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"620\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.expressdebanat.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/VICTOR-NAFIRU-1-of-1-620x400-1.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumb size-post-thumb wp-post-image\" alt=\"victor nafiru 1 of 1 620x400\"><\/div>\n<p>Mesaj c\u0103tre b\u0103rba\u021bii care pleac\u0103 s\u0103 munceasc\u0103 cu ziua la nem\u021bi sau italieni: Nu v\u0103 l\u0103sa\u021bi nevestele singure acas\u0103, ci da\u021bi-le \u00een grija p\u0103rin\u021bilor sau a socrilor. Asta, ca s\u0103 nu ave\u021bi \u201eSurprize, surprize\u201d, vorba Andreei Marin, la \u00eentoarcere acas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>La plecare din sat, un moldovean, din jude\u021bul Vaslui, \u0219i-a lini\u0219tit nevasta care pl\u00e2ngea \u00een hohote: \u201eDa pe mini cui m\u0103 la\u0219i, Ghiorghi\u021b\u0103, cui m\u0103 la\u0219i?\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eMaricico, nu te mai g\u00e2ndi la asta. Iaca, mai mergi \u0219i tu la biseric\u0103 s\u0103 te rogi s\u0103-mi mearg\u0103 bine pe unde m\u0103 duc, te mai ui\u021bi la un serial, mai ie\u0219i seara la porti\u021b\u0103 cu vecinii, dar vezi s\u0103 nu stai mult s\u0103-\u021bi auzi vorbe \u00een sat. Nu te mai nec\u0103ji, c\u0103 nici nu \u0219tii c\u00e2nd trece timpul.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>B\u0103rbatul a plecat, iar d\u00e2nsa i-a ascultat sfatul, nu \u00eenainte de a-\u0219i acoperi capul cu o b\u0103sm\u0103lu\u021b\u0103 \u00eenflorat\u0103, ca o nevast\u0103 serioas\u0103 ce era. Ziua pe Facebook, seara la televizor, duminica la biseric\u0103. \u0218i dac\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci nu prea trecuse pragul bisericii, dintr-o dat\u0103 s-a sim\u021bit cuprins\u0103 de un fior emanat de sfin\u021bii picta\u021bi pe pere\u021bi, dar \u0219i de glasul p\u0103rintelui care \u00eendemna enoria\u0219ii la via\u021b\u0103 cump\u0103tat\u0103, condamn\u00e2nd desfr\u00e2ul din zilele noastre.<\/p>\n<p>Azi a\u0219a, m\u00e2ine a\u0219a, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd preotul o tras-o de-o parte \u0219i i-o zis mieros: \u201eTu, Maricic\u0103, tu \u0219tii c\u0103 semeni cu Monica B\u00e2rl\u0103deanu \u00een tinere\u021bea ei? Actri\u021ba, bre, de la Ia\u0219i, aia care a fost cu Bobby P\u0103unescu \u0219i a jucat \u00een filme \u00een America. Frumoas\u0103, focoas\u0103, de nu exista b\u0103rbat s\u0103 nu fi \u00eentors capul dup\u0103 ea pe strad\u0103. A\u0219a \u0219i tu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Maricica, ca toate Maricicile din lumea asta, a sim\u021bit cum \u00eei b\u0103tea inima cu putere sub c\u0103m\u0103\u0219u\u021ba aia str\u0103vezie de in care l\u0103sa la bun\u0103 vedere s\u00e2nul (aproape) feciorelnic.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eDa?\u201d a r\u0103spuns d\u00e2nsa surprins\u0103 de vorbele p\u0103rintelui. \u201eNu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 zic, c\u0103 nu o cunosc pe Monica matale, c\u0103 eu m\u0103 uit la un serial turcesc \u0219i seara, \u0219i diminea\u021ba \u00een reluare\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0103rintele a prins-o de m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i i-a gr\u0103it blajin: \u201e\u0218i a\u021bi sem\u0103na \u0219i mai mult, ca dou\u0103 pic\u0103turi de vin popesc, dac\u0103 ai renun\u021ba la b\u0103sm\u0103lu\u021ba asta.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nevasta, ca orice nevast\u0103 ce prime\u0219te complimente, s-a \u00eembujorat la fa\u021b\u0103, a l\u0103sat privirea \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i a \u00eens\u0103ilat dou\u0103, trei vorbe: \u201eA\u0219a o fi, p\u0103rinte. Dac\u0103 matale spui asta, ar fi p\u0103cat s\u0103 te contrazic.\u201d Vorbe spuse s\u0103 treac\u0103 timpul, s\u0103 socializezi chiar \u0219i \u00een sf\u00e2nta biseric\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nile treceau, lunile la fel, ba chiar \u0219i anul zbur\u0103 pe nesim\u021bite, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eentr-o bun\u0103 zi Ghiorghi\u021b\u0103 de Vaslui s-a \u00eenvoit de la patronul s\u0103u din Italia pentru a-\u0219i vedea nevasta care, ori de c\u00e2te ori o \u00eentreba la telefon ce mai era pe acas\u0103, \u00eei r\u0103spundea lini\u0219tit\u0103: \u201eE bini, Ghiorghi\u021b\u0103, e bini. Stai lini\u0219tit \u0219i nu-\u021bi f\u0103 griji din pricina mea c\u0103 m\u0103 descurc: ba pe Facebook, ba cu un serial, ba la biseric\u0103.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i c\u00e2nd a dat s\u0103 intre \u00een b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103, ce s\u0103 vezi, i-au s\u0103rit \u00een bra\u021be doi plozi. \u201eSunt copiii no\u0219tri f\u0103cu\u021bi cu p\u0103rintele Florin. Gemeni.\u201d, l-a l\u0103murit femeia, nu \u00eenainte de a-\u0219i primi sf\u00e2nta corec\u021bie, cea cu buz\u0103 spart\u0103, ochii vine\u021bi \u0219i nasul spart.<\/p>\n<p>\u201e\u2019Tu-\u021bi \u0103ia m\u0103-tii de femeie ce e\u0219ti tu. Taman cu p\u0103rintele Florin \u021bi-ai aflat s\u0103-mi spurci patul?\u201d Printre sughi\u021buri \u0219i lacrimi ce-i curgeau \u0219iroaie, Maricica i-a explicat cum au stat lucrurile. C\u0103 de vin\u0103 n-ar fi fost ea. \u0218i nici m\u0103car popa Florin, ci Monica B\u00e2rl\u0103deanu, cea care \u00eei st\u00eernise curiozitatea din prima clip\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>De asta zic, dac\u0103 ave\u021bi de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 pleca\u021bi s\u0103 munci\u021bi afar\u0103, nu v\u0103 l\u0103sa\u021bi Maricicile s\u0103 se duc\u0103 duminica la slujb\u0103, c\u0103 s-ar putea s\u0103 dea \u0219i ele peste un pop\u0103 care s\u0103 le asemene cu Brigitte Bardot, Alla Pugaciova ori Marga Barbu din Haiducii celor \u0218apte Cai.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"social-box\">\n<ul class=\"post-social\">\n<li class=\"fb-line\">\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-lang=\"en\" data-count=\"horizontal\">Tweet<\/a><\/li>\n<li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexpressdebanat.ro%2Fdin-ciclul-maricico-tu-stii-ca-semeni-cu-barladeanca%2F&amp;media=https:\/\/cdn.expressdebanat.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/VICTOR-NAFIRU-1-of-1-620x400-1.jpg&amp;description=Din%20ciclul:%20Maricico,%20tu%20%C8%99tii%20c%C4%83%20semeni%20cu%20B%C3%A2rl%C4%83deanca?\" class=\"pin-it-button\">Pin It<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"content-area\">\n<div class=\"post-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"620\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.expressdebanat.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/VICTOR-NAFIRU-1-of-1-620x400-1.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumb size-post-thumb wp-post-image perfmatters-lazy\" alt=\"victor nafiru 1 of 1 620x400\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"620\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.expressdebanat.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/VICTOR-NAFIRU-1-of-1-620x400-1.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumb size-post-thumb wp-post-image\" alt=\"victor nafiru 1 of 1 620x400\"><\/div>\n<p>Mesaj c\u0103tre b\u0103rba\u021bii care pleac\u0103 s\u0103 munceasc\u0103 cu ziua la nem\u021bi sau italieni: Nu v\u0103 l\u0103sa\u021bi nevestele singure acas\u0103, ci da\u021bi-le \u00een grija p\u0103rin\u021bilor sau a socrilor. Asta, ca s\u0103 nu ave\u021bi \u201eSurprize, surprize\u201d, vorba Andreei Marin, la \u00eentoarcere acas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>La plecare din sat, un moldovean, din jude\u021bul Vaslui, \u0219i-a lini\u0219tit nevasta care pl\u00e2ngea \u00een hohote: \u201eDa pe mini cui m\u0103 la\u0219i, Ghiorghi\u021b\u0103, cui m\u0103 la\u0219i?\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eMaricico, nu te mai g\u00e2ndi la asta. Iaca, mai mergi \u0219i tu la biseric\u0103 s\u0103 te rogi s\u0103-mi mearg\u0103 bine pe unde m\u0103 duc, te mai ui\u021bi la un serial, mai ie\u0219i seara la porti\u021b\u0103 cu vecinii, dar vezi s\u0103 nu stai mult s\u0103-\u021bi auzi vorbe \u00een sat. Nu te mai nec\u0103ji, c\u0103 nici nu \u0219tii c\u00e2nd trece timpul.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>B\u0103rbatul a plecat, iar d\u00e2nsa i-a ascultat sfatul, nu \u00eenainte de a-\u0219i acoperi capul cu o b\u0103sm\u0103lu\u021b\u0103 \u00eenflorat\u0103, ca o nevast\u0103 serioas\u0103 ce era. Ziua pe Facebook, seara la televizor, duminica la biseric\u0103. \u0218i dac\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci nu prea trecuse pragul bisericii, dintr-o dat\u0103 s-a sim\u021bit cuprins\u0103 de un fior emanat de sfin\u021bii picta\u021bi pe pere\u021bi, dar \u0219i de glasul p\u0103rintelui care \u00eendemna enoria\u0219ii la via\u021b\u0103 cump\u0103tat\u0103, condamn\u00e2nd desfr\u00e2ul din zilele noastre.<\/p>\n<p>Azi a\u0219a, m\u00e2ine a\u0219a, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd preotul o tras-o de-o parte \u0219i i-o zis mieros: \u201eTu, Maricic\u0103, tu \u0219tii c\u0103 semeni cu Monica B\u00e2rl\u0103deanu \u00een tinere\u021bea ei? Actri\u021ba, bre, de la Ia\u0219i, aia care a fost cu Bobby P\u0103unescu \u0219i a jucat \u00een filme \u00een America. Frumoas\u0103, focoas\u0103, de nu exista b\u0103rbat s\u0103 nu fi \u00eentors capul dup\u0103 ea pe strad\u0103. A\u0219a \u0219i tu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Maricica, ca toate Maricicile din lumea asta, a sim\u021bit cum \u00eei b\u0103tea inima cu putere sub c\u0103m\u0103\u0219u\u021ba aia str\u0103vezie de in care l\u0103sa la bun\u0103 vedere s\u00e2nul (aproape) feciorelnic.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eDa?\u201d a r\u0103spuns d\u00e2nsa surprins\u0103 de vorbele p\u0103rintelui. \u201eNu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 zic, c\u0103 nu o cunosc pe Monica matale, c\u0103 eu m\u0103 uit la un serial turcesc \u0219i seara, \u0219i diminea\u021ba \u00een reluare\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0103rintele a prins-o de m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i i-a gr\u0103it blajin: \u201e\u0218i a\u021bi sem\u0103na \u0219i mai mult, ca dou\u0103 pic\u0103turi de vin popesc, dac\u0103 ai renun\u021ba la b\u0103sm\u0103lu\u021ba asta.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nevasta, ca orice nevast\u0103 ce prime\u0219te complimente, s-a \u00eembujorat la fa\u021b\u0103, a l\u0103sat privirea \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i a \u00eens\u0103ilat dou\u0103, trei vorbe: \u201eA\u0219a o fi, p\u0103rinte. Dac\u0103 matale spui asta, ar fi p\u0103cat s\u0103 te contrazic.\u201d Vorbe spuse s\u0103 treac\u0103 timpul, s\u0103 socializezi chiar \u0219i \u00een sf\u00e2nta biseric\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nile treceau, lunile la fel, ba chiar \u0219i anul zbur\u0103 pe nesim\u021bite, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eentr-o bun\u0103 zi Ghiorghi\u021b\u0103 de Vaslui s-a \u00eenvoit de la patronul s\u0103u din Italia pentru a-\u0219i vedea nevasta care, ori de c\u00e2te ori o \u00eentreba la telefon ce mai era pe acas\u0103, \u00eei r\u0103spundea lini\u0219tit\u0103: \u201eE bini, Ghiorghi\u021b\u0103, e bini. Stai lini\u0219tit \u0219i nu-\u021bi f\u0103 griji din pricina mea c\u0103 m\u0103 descurc: ba pe Facebook, ba cu un serial, ba la biseric\u0103.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i c\u00e2nd a dat s\u0103 intre \u00een b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103, ce s\u0103 vezi, i-au s\u0103rit \u00een bra\u021be doi plozi. \u201eSunt copiii no\u0219tri f\u0103cu\u021bi cu p\u0103rintele Florin. Gemeni.\u201d, l-a l\u0103murit femeia, nu \u00eenainte de a-\u0219i primi sf\u00e2nta corec\u021bie, cea cu buz\u0103 spart\u0103, ochii vine\u021bi \u0219i nasul spart.<\/p>\n<p>\u201e\u2019Tu-\u021bi \u0103ia m\u0103-tii de femeie ce e\u0219ti tu. Taman cu p\u0103rintele Florin \u021bi-ai aflat s\u0103-mi spurci patul?\u201d Printre sughi\u021buri \u0219i lacrimi ce-i curgeau \u0219iroaie, Maricica i-a explicat cum au stat lucrurile. C\u0103 de vin\u0103 n-ar fi fost ea. \u0218i nici m\u0103car popa Florin, ci Monica B\u00e2rl\u0103deanu, cea care \u00eei st\u00eernise curiozitatea din prima clip\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>De asta zic, dac\u0103 ave\u021bi de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 pleca\u021bi s\u0103 munci\u021bi afar\u0103, nu v\u0103 l\u0103sa\u021bi Maricicile s\u0103 se duc\u0103 duminica la slujb\u0103, c\u0103 s-ar putea s\u0103 dea \u0219i ele peste un pop\u0103 care s\u0103 le asemene cu Brigitte Bardot, Alla Pugaciova ori Marga Barbu din Haiducii celor \u0218apte Cai.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>[analyse_source url=&#8221;https:\/\/expressdebanat.ro\/din-ciclul-maricico-tu-stii-ca-semeni-cu-barladeanca\/&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[analyse_image type=&#8221;featured&#8221; src=&#8221;https:\/\/cdn.expressdebanat.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/VICTOR-NAFIRU-1-of-1-620&#215;400-1.jpg&#8221;] Mesaj c\u0103tre b\u0103rba\u021bii care pleac\u0103 s\u0103 munceasc\u0103 cu ziua la nem\u021bi sau italieni: Nu v\u0103 l\u0103sa\u021bi nevestele singure acas\u0103, ci da\u021bi-le \u00een grija p\u0103rin\u021bilor sau a socrilor. Asta, ca s\u0103 nu ave\u021bi \u201eSurprize, surprize\u201d, vorba Andreei Marin, la \u00eentoarcere acas\u0103. La plecare din sat, un moldovean, din jude\u021bul Vaslui, \u0219i-a lini\u0219tit nevasta [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89],"tags":[226,196],"class_list":["post-2122805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-romania","tag-crawlmanager","tag-expressdebanat-ro"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2122805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2122805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2122805\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2122805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2122805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2122805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}