{"id":2104824,"date":"2026-08-21T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-08-20T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=2104824"},"modified":"2026-08-21T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2026-08-20T21:00:00","slug":"final-fast-furious-movie-to-return-to-roots-by-stealing-trucks-full-of-ps5s","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=2104824","title":{"rendered":"Final Fast & Furious movie to \u2018return to roots\u2019 by stealing trucks full of PS5s"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Here\u2019s TopGear.com\u2019s roving correspondent, Cory Spondent, with his mostly incorrect exclusives from the world of motoring<\/em><\/p>\n

The final Fast & Furious<\/em> movie will reportedly show a close-knit team of motoring enthusiasts use $500,000 modified cars to hijack trucks carrying $600 PS5 consoles, insiders have confirmed.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Keen to move away from the high-octane, implausible world of international espionage, explosions and inexplicable dialogue, the team behind the blockbuster franchise wanted to return to the humble charms of the original movie.<\/p>\n

After discussing myriad plot devices and story arcs \u2013 including Toretto and co starting a restomod business doing old 911s, or destroying a town\u2019s sinister EV charging network, or attempting to turn the cabin temperature down using a modern touchscreen \u2013 the team settled on stealing today\u2019s must-have tech, Sony’s PlayStation 5.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cThis whole thing has gotten a little out of hand of late, no?\u201d an insider close to production said. \u201cSwinging across ravines in two-tonne cars, endless runways that unfold before you like the very fabric of the universe, towing bank vaults through congested city streets using super strong cables, the whole \u2018space\u2019 thing and\u2026 well, yeah. You get it.<\/p>\n

\u201cWe\u2019ve been desperate to bring it right back to its roots, but people kept lapping up stuff like a car jumping through skyscrapers or obscenely muscled adult men simply shrugging off fatal beat downs using garage tools and heavy concrete.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cNow\u2019s the time \u2013 God, let it be time \u2013 to rein it all in. Thing is, today\u2019s audience doesn\u2019t understand what a \u2018DVD\u2019 is, let alone a DVD player, so we\u2019ll do the modern equivalent, but pay homage to the original movie by using insanely modified and already expensive cars to do so. And deploy a really convoluted method of bringing down these trucks as opposed to just\u2026 blocking the road?<\/p>\n

\u201cAnyway. Parts are super expensive now because\u2026 inflation? Yeah, kids love a bit of inflation in movies. So the team have to steal loads<\/em> of PS5 trucks. But that\u2019s not enough. So we\u2019ll get them to break into a factory that makes<\/em> PS5s. But then they steal the factory using modified bulldozers and simply pick the entire building up.<\/p>\n

\u201cBut then the building is secretly a government test facility for an AI army so the team take on a million humanoid robots using only their fists and quips like \u2018how you do like them piston rings\u2019 when suddenly the robots join forces to make a super robot shaped like a giant off-road troop carrier and then suddenly the robots escape to take over the country and then Dom and co will have to take down the government but the robots win and take over the world so Dom flies into outer space and destroys them all using a souped-up laser from the International Space Station while the team back on Earth have a big shoot-out with military helicopters but somehow avoid the death ray from above and then everything explodes until nobody is left.<\/p>\n

\u201cThen we\u2019ll bring them all back in slo-mo dressed in evening wear for some reason and they\u2019ll just-<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cOh, right,\u201d the insider sighed. \u201cMaybe we just watch them restore an old Nissan for two hours? But only using guns and headbutts?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here\u2019s TopGear.com\u2019s roving correspondent, Cory Spondent, with his mostly incorrect exclusives from the world of motoring The final Fast & Furious movie will reportedly show a close-knit team of motoring enthusiasts use $500,000 modified cars to hijack trucks carrying $600 PS5 consoles, insiders have confirmed. Keen to move away from the high-octane, implausible world of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[226,237],"class_list":["post-2104824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-crawlmanager","tag-topgear-com"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2104824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2104824"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2104824\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2104824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2104824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2104824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}