{"id":2069688,"date":"2026-07-29T21:06:43","date_gmt":"2026-07-29T18:06:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=2069688"},"modified":"2026-07-29T21:06:43","modified_gmt":"2026-07-29T18:06:43","slug":"mioritza-zombi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=2069688","title":{"rendered":"Mioritza Zombi"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Cum tot ce conteaz\u0103 \u00een lumea noastr\u0103 de ast\u0103zi este controversa, adic\u0103 cearta, e normal s\u0103 te adaptezi. Lumea se ceart\u0103 zilnic \u0219i la orice or\u0103 pe orice. Nu conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 nu te prive\u0219te, nu \u0219tii subiectul, nu ai de ce s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi dai cu p\u0103rerea. Ba chiar nu conteaz\u0103 dac\u0103 subiectul e real sau inventat. Nu ai treab\u0103, bag\u0103-te!<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

De exemplu. Cea mai mare controvers\u0103 de doi lei din cinematografia actual\u0103 este \u00eentre progresi\u0219ti \u0219i ceilal\u021bi. Orice film sau serial care bag\u0103 b\u0103\u021bul prin gard este etichetat ca \u201eprogresist\u201d de cei care, chipurile, ap\u0103r\u0103 ni\u0219te virtu\u021bi ale cinematografului clasic. Care or fi alea. Cinematografia fiind prin defini\u021bie progresist\u0103. Ca a\u0219a a ap\u0103rut ea. You get my point.<\/p>\n

De la prima femeie de culoare care a ap\u0103rut \u00een Star Trek (\u0219i c\u00e2nd s-a \u0219i pupat pe ecran cu domnul c\u0103pitan de pe Enterprise a fost omor, asta de\u0219i produc\u0103torilor le-a fost at\u00e2t de fric\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t au mutat scena \u00een spa\u021biul extraterestru), la recenta Elena din Troia. Scandal, controverse. Dar nimic nou. Acelea\u0219i argumente f\u0103r\u0103 nicio baz\u0103 de ambele p\u0103r\u021bi.<\/p>\n

Evident, totul a devenit marketing. \u0218i mem\u0103. Vrei s\u0103 se vorbeasc\u0103 despre filmul t\u0103u? Bag\u0103, nene, ceva ce nu s-a mai f\u0103cut \u00een materie de a ofusca. F\u0103 Rambo cu un actor \u00een scaun cu rotile, Romeo \u0219i Julieta cu rinoceri. Se cheam\u0103 reinterpretare. Ce-o fi a\u0219a greu. Chiar nu e mare lucru s\u0103 scandalizezi. Sigur se g\u0103se\u0219te cineva.<\/p>\n

\u00cen acest sens, eu m\u0103 ofer s\u0103 scriu un scenariu la filmul \u201eMioritza Zombi\u201d.<\/p>\n

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V\u0103 descriu doar pu\u021bin plotul.<\/p>\n

Un cioban satanist, care bea s\u00e2ngele oilor \u00een somn, descoper\u0103 c\u0103 e v\u00e2rcolac. Ru\u0219inat de descoperire, \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 ascund\u0103 adev\u0103rul poz\u00e2nd \u00een guru. Face un retreat pentru oile care doresc s\u0103 se elibereze de stres. Dar nu se poate ab\u021bine \u0219i mai omoar\u0103 noaptea c\u00e2te una. Al\u021bi doi ciobani, credincio\u0219i \u0219i din ai\u0103 cu Biserica, merg pe urma crimelor \u0219i \u00eel descoper\u0103 pe nenorocit. Dar c\u00e2nd s\u0103 \u00eel expun\u0103 public pe TikTok, ce s\u0103 vezi?<\/p>\n

Oile ucise se transform\u0103 \u00een oi-zombi \u0219i se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 omoare pe toat\u0103 lumea. Urmeaz\u0103 o baie de s\u00e2nge punctat\u0103 doar de mirarea victimelor: \u201e\u021ai se pare normal, F\u0103nic\u0103, s\u0103 avem a\u0219a ceva la noi? Unde sunt autorit\u0103\u021bile?\u201d<\/em>.<\/p>\n

De unde titlul.<\/p>\n

Ce zice\u021bi? Blasfemie, normalizarea violen\u021bei, obiectivarea oilor, satanism.<\/p>\n

A\u0219 putea s\u0103 fac unul dintre ciobani nepalez ca s\u0103 prind \u0219i trendul xenofob.<\/p>\n

A\u0219tept finan\u021bare.<\/p>\n

\u0218i pot s\u0103 bag \u0219i \u201eDup\u0103 o nuvel\u0103 de Vasile Voiculescu\u201d. Adic\u0103 are la baz\u0103 ceva, bet e altceva. \u0218i sigur \u00eei prind \u0219i pe \u0103ia care o s\u0103-l confunde cu Vlad Voiculescu \u0219i o s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 e un film despre cum vaccinurile te transform\u0103 \u00een zombi. N-ai cum s\u0103 ratezi.<\/p>\n

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