{"id":2069533,"date":"2026-07-30T17:56:26","date_gmt":"2026-07-30T14:56:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=2069533"},"modified":"2026-07-30T17:56:26","modified_gmt":"2026-07-30T14:56:26","slug":"tinashe-took-crash-out-to-the-altar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=2069533","title":{"rendered":"Tinashe Took \u201cCrash Out\u201d To The Altar"},"content":{"rendered":"<article class=\"oVA page-480175921\">\n<div class=\"cCV\">\n<div class=\"sWr\">\n<div class=\"Jr2\">\n<div class=\"gsz CfR\">\n<div class=\"d0B\">\n<div class=\"vmZ oL7\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/imgix.bustle.com\/uploads\/image\/2026\/7\/30\/3a5a6750\/img_8138.heic?w=414&amp;h=259&amp;fit=crop&amp;crop=focalpoint&amp;fp-x=0.5063&amp;fp-y=0.4347&amp;dpr=2\" alt class=\"fpC EdX\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"_-P\">\n<div class=\"rkd qoI\">\n<p class=\"QwJ\">Culture<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"Ckc ZKF\">\n<h1 class=\"aVX doc O2p QZE\">Tinashe Took \u201cCrash Out\u201d To The Altar<\/h1>\n<div class=\"r87 y0Q\">\n<p>Looking camp right in the eye.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mLI Q9a\">\n<address class=\"Fdy\">by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nylon.com\/profile\/sam-tracy-449803537\">Sam Tracy<\/a><\/address>\n<div class=\"DHw\">\n<div><time datetime=\"2026-07-30T17:56:26.112Z\">1 hour ago<\/time><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"QVH\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"tn6\">\n<div data-adroot=\"true\" class=\"AOL Afg\">\n<p>Just two weeks after releasing her latest ass-shaking anthem, \u201cCrash Out,\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nylon.com\/entertainment\/tinashe-interview-tour-bbangel-part-two-quantum-baby\" class=\"T3D\">Tinashe<\/a> took the title a little more literally Wednesday night when she crashed a wedding at Paul\u2019s Baby Grand in Tribeca \u2014 not as an uninvited guest, but as the officiant.<\/p>\n<p>As guests settled into the downtown hot spot (read: crowded the dance floor), the flower girl vogued her way down the aisle before the lucky duo \u2014 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/austiniovanna\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer\" class=\"T3D\">Austin Iovanna<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/yung.merlot\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer\" class=\"T3D\">Merlot<\/a> \u2014 met <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/tinashenow\/?hl=en\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer\" class=\"T3D\">the singer<\/a> at the makeshift altar. Standing between them in diamond-encrusted jeans, a Yankees crop tee, and a denim baseball cap, Tinashe beamed as Iovanna cheekily slipped the Ring Pop ring onto Merlot\u2019s finger with his mouth.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sWr iGR\">\n<div class=\"QYV\">\n<div class=\"uES fEt\">\n<div class=\"uT7\">\n<div class=\"FDO\">\n<div class=\"Rfb XJ- jWP\"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline class=\"kOK\"><\/video><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"FDO\">\n<div class=\"Rfb XJ- jWP\"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline class=\"kOK\"><\/video><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"yOD GLK\">\n<div class=\"ki0 kpP\">\n<div class=\"MNV\"><\/div>\n<p><label for=\"lightboxCheckbox-480212083\" class=\"QNb y8V St5\"><button aria-label=\"open lightbox\" class=\"kMc\"><\/button><\/label><\/div>\n<div class=\"C1C\">\n<div class=\"ZXG\">\n<div class=\"F6c\"><button class=\"ikQ VkL\"><\/button>1 \/ 2<button class=\"ikQ Olc\"><\/button><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"LOc\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"igl f5y\"><button class=\"ikQ Xfx\"><span class=\"Od1\">INFO<\/span><\/button><\/p>\n<div class=\"itG\">1 \/ 2<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Before officially sealing the deal, Merlot, in her vintage white gown glory, offered a toastworthy one-liner. \u201cTonight really answers the question \u2018Gay son or thot daughter?\u2019 and the answer is \u2018Why not both?!\u2019\u201d Naturally, the crowd erupted in cheers.<\/p>\n<p>After having them exchange vows, Tinashe declared, \u201cBy the pop star vested in me, I now pronounce you married!\u201d Full-body chills.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sWr iGR CEt\">\n<figure class=\"Qf5 nbP LRM\">\n<div style=\"padding-top:177.3399%\" class=\"Rfb F8Y sMW\"><video controls playsinline class=\"kOK U-k\"><\/video><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>Once the \u201cI dos\u201d were out of the way, Tinashe climbed a ladder to hoist the venue\u2019s disco ball, a Baby Grand tradition of flipping the room from ceremony to reception. Right on cue, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/orson___\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer\" class=\"T3D\">DJ Orson<\/a> blasted an original remix of her megahit \u201cNasty.\u201d <\/p>\n<div class=\"sWr iGR\">\n<div class=\"QYV\">\n<div class=\"uES fEt\">\n<div class=\"uT7\">\n<div class=\"FDO\">\n<div class=\"vmZ XJ- jWP\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/imgix.bustle.com\/uploads\/image\/2026\/7\/30\/d243b410\/img_8138.heic?w=374&amp;dpr=2\" alt class=\"EdX\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"FDO\">\n<div class=\"vmZ XJ- jWP\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/imgix.bustle.com\/uploads\/image\/2026\/7\/30\/25cf8068\/img_0043-1.jpg?w=374&amp;dpr=2\" alt class=\"EdX\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"yOD GLK\">\n<div class=\"ki0 kpP\">\n<div class=\"MNV\"><\/div>\n<p><label for=\"lightboxCheckbox-480215693\" class=\"QNb y8V St5\"><button aria-label=\"open lightbox\" class=\"kMc\"><\/button><\/label><\/div>\n<div class=\"C1C\">\n<div class=\"ZXG\">\n<div class=\"F6c\"><button class=\"ikQ VkL\"><\/button>1 \/ 2<button class=\"ikQ Olc\"><\/button><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"LOc\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"igl f5y\"><button class=\"ikQ Xfx\"><span class=\"Od1\">INFO<\/span><\/button><\/p>\n<div class=\"itG\">1 \/ 2<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>From then on, it was as traditional of a nuptials as a pop-star-officiated one could be. She bought drinks for the newlyweds, danced behind the DJ booth, playfully showered the room in rose petals, and surprised guests with a live performance of \u201cCrash Out,\u201d giving the song its most on-the-nose debut yet.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sWr iGR CEt\">\n<figure class=\"Qf5 nbP LRM\">\n<div style=\"padding-top:177.3399%\" class=\"Rfb F8Y sMW\"><video controls playsinline class=\"kOK U-k\"><\/video><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<aside class=\"fX2 rhF jIS\">\n<div>\n<div style=\"display:block\" class=\"lqj TnP\">\n<div class=\"BMP\">\n<div class=\"oHL\">Style + Culture, delivered straight to your inbox.<\/div>\n<div class=\"wCn\">\n<div class=\"Yte yjy DSW\"><\/div>\n<p><button class=\"Ex8 qgj\"><span>Submit<\/span><\/button><\/p>\n<div class=\"uxm\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"g-0\">By subscribing to this BDG newsletter, you agree to our <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bdg.com\/info\/terms-of-service\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer\">Terms of Service<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bdg.com\/info\/privacy-policy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer\">Privacy Policy<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nylon.com\/newsletter\">Subscribe to our newsletter &gt;<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Culture Tinashe Took \u201cCrash Out\u201d To The Altar Looking camp right in the eye. by Sam Tracy 1 hour ago Just two weeks after releasing her latest ass-shaking anthem, \u201cCrash Out,\u201d Tinashe took the title a little more literally Wednesday night when she crashed a wedding at Paul\u2019s Baby Grand in Tribeca \u2014 not as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[226,256],"class_list":["post-2069533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-crawlmanager","tag-nylon-com"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2069533"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069533\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2069533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2069533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2069533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}