{"id":2062665,"date":"2026-07-25T07:37:57","date_gmt":"2026-07-25T04:37:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=2062665"},"modified":"2026-07-25T07:37:57","modified_gmt":"2026-07-25T04:37:57","slug":"lu-gogu-i-s-a-pus-pata-pe-raducu-de-la-aparare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=2062665","title":{"rendered":"Lu\u2019 Gogu i s-a pus pata pe R\u0103ducu de la Ap\u0103rare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[analyse_image type=&#8221;featured&#8221; src=&#8221;https:\/\/cdn.expressdebanat.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/victor-nafiru-editorial.jpg&#8221;]<\/p>\n<div id=\"post-area\" class=\"post-978969 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-anina category-baile-herculane category-bocsa category-caransebes category-caras category-lugoj category-moldova-noua category-oravita category-otelu-rosu-2 category-pe-a-dreapta category-resita category-timis category-timisoara tag-editorial-2 tag-important tag-nu-ratati tag-radu-miruta tag-usr tag-victor-nafiru\">\n<div id=\"social-box\">\n<ul class=\"post-social\">\n<li class=\"social-share-button\">\n<li class=\"social-share-button\">\n<li class=\"social-share-button\"><\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"content-area\">\n<div class=\"post-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"620\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.expressdebanat.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/victor-nafiru-editorial.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumb size-post-thumb wp-post-image perfmatters-lazy\" alt=\"victor nafiru editorial\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"620\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.expressdebanat.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/victor-nafiru-editorial.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumb size-post-thumb wp-post-image\" alt=\"victor nafiru editorial\"><\/div>\n<p>M\u0103 sun\u0103 Gogu azi diminea\u021b\u0103. Revoltat, nu alta. \u201eNan\u0103 (a\u0219a \u00eemi zice el mie, de\u0219i e mai mare dec\u00e2t mine), l-au prins turcale\u021bii pe Miru\u021b\u0103.\u201d M-am uitat la ceas, o or\u0103 total nepotrivit\u0103 pentru a procesa cu mintea limpede o astfel de informa\u021bie demn\u0103 de Breaking News.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eCare Miru\u021b\u0103, bre, ce turci? \u201d Nu \u00een\u021belegeam nimic. C\u0103 a\u0219a e Gogu, c\u00e2nd are ceva tare de zis, se b\u00e2lb\u00e2ie \u0219i \u00eencurc\u0103 vorbele, de nici el nu mai \u0219tie ce vrea s\u0103 spun\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eCum care Miru\u021b\u0103, dom\u2019le? Ministrul de la Ap\u0103rare. Radu Miru\u021b\u0103.\u201d \u0218i tot nu \u00een\u021belegeam ce vrea s\u0103-mi spun\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eL-au prins turcale\u021bii \u0219i l-au pozat \u00een curu\u2019 gol.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen general, Gogu le mai \u00eenflore\u0219te, s\u0103 par\u0103 mai interesant. De data asta p\u0103rea serios.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eHai, b\u0103, c\u0103 n-am chef de glume la ora asta\u201d, i-am replicat eu p\u0103r\u00e2nd ne\u00eencrez\u0103tor.<\/p>\n<p>\u201e\u0218i unde l-au pozat, Gogule, \u00een curu\u2019 gol? \u00cen baie, \u00een dormitor?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Orice \u00eei po\u021bi spune lu\u2019 Gogu, dar s\u0103 nu-i pui la \u00eendoial\u0103 vorbele de om b\u0103tr\u00e2n ce e.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eLa plaje, nan\u0103, la plaj\u0103. Uite, \u00ee\u021bi trimit poza pe WhatsApp, s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 nu bat c\u00e2mpii.<\/p>\n<p>Primesc poza, o privesc, Miru\u021b\u0103 al nostru mai civil dec\u00e2t civilii de la ora\u0219 (doar venise s\u0103 se bronzeze, nu s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 conferin\u021b\u0103 de pres\u0103), cu spatele la Samsungul sau Huaweiul cu care fusese filmat de paparazzi. M\u0103 uit o dat\u0103, m\u0103 uit de dou\u0103 ori, \u0219terg ecranul telefonului. Nimic deosebit.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eEi, ce zici, te-ai convins c\u0103 n-am min\u021bit? Asta ne mai lipsea dup\u0103 c\u00e2te cafteli am luat de la turci \u00een istoria asta zbuciumat\u0103, inclusiv \u00een meciul de baraj pentru campionatul mondial de fotbal: Miru\u021b\u0103 \u00een curu\u2019 gol!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lu\u2019 Gogu c\u00e2nd se ambaleaz\u0103 i se \u00eence\u021bo\u0219eaz\u0103 mintea. \u00cei cre\u0219te tensiunea, glicemia, cred c\u0103 \u0219i colesterolul sufer\u0103 modific\u0103ri profunde, d\u0103 din m\u00e2ini (Nicu\u0219or a luat modelul de la el).<\/p>\n<p>\u201eB\u0103, Gogule, unde \u00eel vezi tu pe R\u0103ducu \u00een curu\u2019 gol? \u201d . C\u00e2nd nu-i dai dreptate, parc\u0103 ia foc:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eB\u0103, nan\u0103, tu chiar ai orbul g\u0103inilor? Tu nu-l vezi cum st\u0103 despuiat, doar \u00een izmenele alea de var\u0103, \u00een v\u0103zul tuturor?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>M-a pufnit r\u00e2sul: \u201eA\u0219a e la mare, Gogule, s\u0103 stai \u00een chilo\u021bi la soare, s\u0103 te bucuri de ap\u0103 \u0219i soare, s\u0103-\u021bi re\u00eencarci bateriile \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi refaci puterile fizice \u0219i intelectuale.\u201d Gogu, nu \u0219i nu:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eLas\u2019 c\u0103 \u0219tiu eu cum e la mare, c\u0103 \u0219i eu am fost \u00een concediu prin Sindicat. Diferen\u021ba e c\u0103 el e ministru. Ce s\u0103 caute el la mare, c\u00e2nd la noi cad dronele ca graurii lovi\u021bi de damblageal\u0103? Ce s\u0103 caute, nan\u0103, ce s\u0103 caute? S\u0103-l pozeze turcale\u021bii \u00een curu\u2019 gol? De asta e ministru? Ei, dr\u0103cia dracului!<\/p>\n<p>Am zis s\u0103-l sun pe ministru, s\u0103-i sugerez s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 de \u00eendat\u0103 acas\u0103 sau, m\u0103car s\u0103 \u00eembrace \u0219i el o pereche de pantaloni de stof\u0103 c\u00e2nd se duce la plaj\u0103 c\u0103, vorba lu\u2019 Gogu, dac\u0103 tot e ministru! Dar m\u0103 mai g\u00e2ndesc.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"social-box\">\n<ul class=\"post-social\">\n<li class=\"fb-line\">\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-lang=\"en\" data-count=\"horizontal\">Tweet<\/a><\/li>\n<li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexpressdebanat.ro%2Flu-gogu-i-s-a-pus-pata-pe-raducu-de-la-aparare%2F&amp;media=https:\/\/cdn.expressdebanat.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/victor-nafiru-editorial.jpg&amp;description=Lu%E2%80%99%20Gogu%20i%20s-a%20pus%20pata%20pe%20R%C4%83ducu%20de%20la%20Ap%C4%83rare\" class=\"pin-it-button\">Pin It<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"content-area\">\n<div class=\"post-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"620\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.expressdebanat.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/victor-nafiru-editorial.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumb size-post-thumb wp-post-image perfmatters-lazy\" alt=\"victor nafiru editorial\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"620\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.expressdebanat.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/victor-nafiru-editorial.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumb size-post-thumb wp-post-image\" alt=\"victor nafiru editorial\"><\/div>\n<p>M\u0103 sun\u0103 Gogu azi diminea\u021b\u0103. Revoltat, nu alta. \u201eNan\u0103 (a\u0219a \u00eemi zice el mie, de\u0219i e mai mare dec\u00e2t mine), l-au prins turcale\u021bii pe Miru\u021b\u0103.\u201d M-am uitat la ceas, o or\u0103 total nepotrivit\u0103 pentru a procesa cu mintea limpede o astfel de informa\u021bie demn\u0103 de Breaking News.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eCare Miru\u021b\u0103, bre, ce turci? \u201d Nu \u00een\u021belegeam nimic. C\u0103 a\u0219a e Gogu, c\u00e2nd are ceva tare de zis, se b\u00e2lb\u00e2ie \u0219i \u00eencurc\u0103 vorbele, de nici el nu mai \u0219tie ce vrea s\u0103 spun\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eCum care Miru\u021b\u0103, dom\u2019le? Ministrul de la Ap\u0103rare. Radu Miru\u021b\u0103.\u201d \u0218i tot nu \u00een\u021belegeam ce vrea s\u0103-mi spun\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eL-au prins turcale\u021bii \u0219i l-au pozat \u00een curu\u2019 gol.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen general, Gogu le mai \u00eenflore\u0219te, s\u0103 par\u0103 mai interesant. De data asta p\u0103rea serios.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eHai, b\u0103, c\u0103 n-am chef de glume la ora asta\u201d, i-am replicat eu p\u0103r\u00e2nd ne\u00eencrez\u0103tor.<\/p>\n<p>\u201e\u0218i unde l-au pozat, Gogule, \u00een curu\u2019 gol? \u00cen baie, \u00een dormitor?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Orice \u00eei po\u021bi spune lu\u2019 Gogu, dar s\u0103 nu-i pui la \u00eendoial\u0103 vorbele de om b\u0103tr\u00e2n ce e.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eLa plaje, nan\u0103, la plaj\u0103. Uite, \u00ee\u021bi trimit poza pe WhatsApp, s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 nu bat c\u00e2mpii.<\/p>\n<p>Primesc poza, o privesc, Miru\u021b\u0103 al nostru mai civil dec\u00e2t civilii de la ora\u0219 (doar venise s\u0103 se bronzeze, nu s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 conferin\u021b\u0103 de pres\u0103), cu spatele la Samsungul sau Huaweiul cu care fusese filmat de paparazzi. M\u0103 uit o dat\u0103, m\u0103 uit de dou\u0103 ori, \u0219terg ecranul telefonului. Nimic deosebit.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eEi, ce zici, te-ai convins c\u0103 n-am min\u021bit? Asta ne mai lipsea dup\u0103 c\u00e2te cafteli am luat de la turci \u00een istoria asta zbuciumat\u0103, inclusiv \u00een meciul de baraj pentru campionatul mondial de fotbal: Miru\u021b\u0103 \u00een curu\u2019 gol!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lu\u2019 Gogu c\u00e2nd se ambaleaz\u0103 i se \u00eence\u021bo\u0219eaz\u0103 mintea. \u00cei cre\u0219te tensiunea, glicemia, cred c\u0103 \u0219i colesterolul sufer\u0103 modific\u0103ri profunde, d\u0103 din m\u00e2ini (Nicu\u0219or a luat modelul de la el).<\/p>\n<p>\u201eB\u0103, Gogule, unde \u00eel vezi tu pe R\u0103ducu \u00een curu\u2019 gol? \u201d . C\u00e2nd nu-i dai dreptate, parc\u0103 ia foc:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eB\u0103, nan\u0103, tu chiar ai orbul g\u0103inilor? Tu nu-l vezi cum st\u0103 despuiat, doar \u00een izmenele alea de var\u0103, \u00een v\u0103zul tuturor?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>M-a pufnit r\u00e2sul: \u201eA\u0219a e la mare, Gogule, s\u0103 stai \u00een chilo\u021bi la soare, s\u0103 te bucuri de ap\u0103 \u0219i soare, s\u0103-\u021bi re\u00eencarci bateriile \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi refaci puterile fizice \u0219i intelectuale.\u201d Gogu, nu \u0219i nu:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eLas\u2019 c\u0103 \u0219tiu eu cum e la mare, c\u0103 \u0219i eu am fost \u00een concediu prin Sindicat. Diferen\u021ba e c\u0103 el e ministru. Ce s\u0103 caute el la mare, c\u00e2nd la noi cad dronele ca graurii lovi\u021bi de damblageal\u0103? Ce s\u0103 caute, nan\u0103, ce s\u0103 caute? S\u0103-l pozeze turcale\u021bii \u00een curu\u2019 gol? De asta e ministru? Ei, dr\u0103cia dracului!<\/p>\n<p>Am zis s\u0103-l sun pe ministru, s\u0103-i sugerez s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 de \u00eendat\u0103 acas\u0103 sau, m\u0103car s\u0103 \u00eembrace \u0219i el o pereche de pantaloni de stof\u0103 c\u00e2nd se duce la plaj\u0103 c\u0103, vorba lu\u2019 Gogu, dac\u0103 tot e ministru! Dar m\u0103 mai g\u00e2ndesc.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>[analyse_source url=&#8221;https:\/\/expressdebanat.ro\/lu-gogu-i-s-a-pus-pata-pe-raducu-de-la-aparare\/&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[analyse_image type=&#8221;featured&#8221; src=&#8221;https:\/\/cdn.expressdebanat.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/victor-nafiru-editorial.jpg&#8221;] M\u0103 sun\u0103 Gogu azi diminea\u021b\u0103. Revoltat, nu alta. \u201eNan\u0103 (a\u0219a \u00eemi zice el mie, de\u0219i e mai mare dec\u00e2t mine), l-au prins turcale\u021bii pe Miru\u021b\u0103.\u201d M-am uitat la ceas, o or\u0103 total nepotrivit\u0103 pentru a procesa cu mintea limpede o astfel de informa\u021bie demn\u0103 de Breaking News. \u201eCare Miru\u021b\u0103, bre, ce turci? 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