{"id":2049004,"date":"2026-07-18T00:22:29","date_gmt":"2026-07-17T21:22:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=2049004"},"modified":"2026-07-18T00:22:29","modified_gmt":"2026-07-17T21:22:29","slug":"cele-mai-absurde-sesizari-primite-de-garda-de-mediu-arad-albinele-isi-fac-nevoile-fix-pe-masinile-proaspat-spalate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=2049004","title":{"rendered":"Cele mai absurde sesiz\u0103ri primite de Garda de Mediu Arad: \u201dAlbinele \u00ee\u0219i fac nevoile fix pe ma\u0219inile proasp\u0103t sp\u0103late\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[analyse_image type=&#8221;featured&#8221; src=&#8221;https:\/\/s2.ziareromania.ro\/?mmid=96f3456b20ab0528c8&#8243;]<\/p>\n<div id=\"article__container\" class=\"news__container news__image__container\">\n<h1 class=\"news__title\" title=\"Cele mai absurde sesiz\u0103ri primite de Garda de Mediu Arad: \u201dAlbinele \u00ee\u0219i fac nevoile fix pe ma\u0219inile proasp\u0103t sp\u0103late\u201d\">Cele mai absurde sesiz\u0103ri primite de Garda de Mediu Arad: \u201dAlbinele \u00ee\u0219i fac nevoile fix pe ma\u0219inile proasp\u0103t sp\u0103late\u201d<\/h1>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"news__info__content d-flex\">\n<div class=\"d-flex \">\n<div class=\"news__author mar10r\"> Autor: <span><a href=\"https:\/\/ziare.com\/autor\/eugen-porojan\"> Eugen Porojan <\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"news__publish\">Vineri, 17 Iulie 2026, ora 13:09<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"news__views\">1518 citiri<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"stanga_stire news__image fleft article__marker\">\n<div class=\"news-image__content news__image__item\"><a class=\"news__image\" data-href=\"https:\/\/s2.ziareromania.ro\/?mmid=96f3456b20ab0528c8\" data-size=\"1024x576\" title=\"Cele mai absurde sesiz\u0103ri primite de Garda de Mediu Arad: \u201dAlbinele \u00ee\u0219i fac nevoile fix pe ma\u0219inile proasp\u0103t sp\u0103late\u201d\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/tb.ziareromania.ro\/Cele-mai-absurde-sesiz--ri-primite-de-Garda-de-Mediu-Arad-----Albinele-----i-fac-nevoile-fix-pe-ma--inile-proasp--t-sp--late---\/96f3456b20ab0528c8\/400\/225\/2\/100\/Cele-mai-absurde-sesiz--ri-primite-de-Garda-de-Mediu-Arad-----Albinele-----i-fac-nevoile-fix-pe-ma--inile-proasp--t-sp--late---.jpg\" alt=\"Cele mai absurde sesiz\u0103ri primite de Garda de Mediu Arad: \u201dAlbinele \u00ee\u0219i fac nevoile fix pe ma\u0219inile proasp\u0103t sp\u0103late\u201d\" title=\"Cele mai absurde sesiz\u0103ri primite de Garda de Mediu Arad: \u201dAlbinele \u00ee\u0219i fac nevoile fix pe ma\u0219inile proasp\u0103t sp\u0103late\u201d\" class=\"img-responsive\"><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"news__caption\">Cele mai bizare sesiz\u0103ri primite de Garda de Mediu Arad FOTO Facebook \/Garda de Mediu Arad<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"news__content descriere_main article__marker\">\n<p>Garda de Mediu Arad a publicat vineri, 17 iulie, \u201eTopul Absurdului\u201d care include cele mai bizare \u0219i amuzante sesiz\u0103ri primite de comisari. De la coco\u0219ul care c\u00e2nt\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2inele care lart\u0103, s-a ajuns chiar la \u201ealbinele \u00ee\u0219i fac nevoile fix pe ma\u0219inile proasp\u0103t sp\u0103late\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Printre sesiz\u0103rile primite primite de Comisariatul Jude\u021bean al G\u0103rzii Na\u021bionale de Mediu Arad se num\u0103r\u0103, desigur, \u0219i clasicul \u201emiroase a m\u00e2ncare de la vecini\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eInbox-ul <a href=\"https:\/\/ziare.com\/cdn-cgi\/l\/email-protection\" class=\"__cf_email__\" data-cfemail=\"4f2c252e3d2e2b0f282122613d20\">[email\u00a0protected]<\/a> demonstreaz\u0103 c\u0103 imagina\u021bia nu are limite. Iat\u0103 ce probleme NU \u021bin de comisarii de mediu, de\u0219i unii cet\u0103\u021beni sunt convin\u0219i de contrariu\u201d, transmit comisarii G\u0103rzii \u00eentr-un mesaj publicat pe <a href=\"https:\/\/ziare.com\/facebook\/\" title=\"Facebook\">Facebook<\/a>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u201eCoco\u0219ul &amp; c\u00e2inele: N-au ceas, n-au dopuri de urechi. C\u00e2nt\u0103 \u0219i latr\u0103 c\u00e2nd vor ei.<\/li>\n<li>Mirosul de toc\u0103ni\u021b\u0103: Dac\u0103 vecinul pr\u0103je\u0219te ceap\u0103 sau face gr\u0103tar pe balcon, e poft\u0103 mare, nu poluare industrial\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>Simpatii ne\u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219ite: Dac\u0103 vecinul de pe uli\u021b\u0103 nu v\u0103 mai r\u0103spunde la salut, e problem\u0103 de inim\u0103 albastr\u0103, nu de mediu \u00eenconjur\u0103tor.<\/li>\n<li>Atacul olfactiv cu parfumuri ar\u0103be\u0219ti: Vecina d\u0103 inten\u021bionat cu esen\u021be tari pe coloana de aerisire&#8230;E chestie de gusturi aromatice, noi nu d\u0103m amenzi pentru \u201esupradoz\u0103 de mirosuri\u201d.<\/li>\n<li>Bombardament apicol: Albinele \u00ee\u0219i fac nevoile fix pe ma\u0219inile proasp\u0103t sp\u0103late? Nu putem amenda insectele polenizatoare pentru lips\u0103 de maniere.<\/li>\n<li>Puful de salcie: Copacul de pe marginea apei curg\u0103toare produce puf prim\u0103vara? Este natur\u0103 \u00een stare pur\u0103, nu un complot ecologic.<\/li>\n<li>Ma\u0219ini de sp\u0103lat &amp; Frigidere: Zumz\u0103ie, storc \u0219i r\u0103cesc. Adic\u0103 func\u021bioneaz\u0103 normal.<\/li>\n<li>Sp\u0103latul cu presiune a cur\u021bii: E h\u0103rnicie, nu dezastru ecologic.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201eL\u0103s\u00e2nd gluma la o parte, fiecare sesizare nefondat\u0103 \u00eenseamn\u0103 timp \u0219i resurse consumate de la investigarea adev\u0103ratelor probleme de mediu: depozit\u0103ri ilegale de de\u0219euri, polu\u0103ri masive de ape, aer, sol sau distrugeri de ecosisteme. Protejarea mediului este o treab\u0103 serioas\u0103 \u2013 ajuta\u021bi-ne s\u0103 ne concentr\u0103m pe ea!\u201d, transmite Garda de Mediu Arad.<\/p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/post.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fpermalink.php%3Fstory_fbid%3Dpfbid02uFqVScTKq4wQNsBiGeRLwTEvrYz9WpF4oEZFXiPPsFhjR2ZUQ34ZVCwwcNrZvHfal%26id%3D100077475011145&amp;show_text=true&amp;width=500\" width=\"500\" height=\"533\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder allowfullscreen=\"true\" allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; picture-in-picture; web-share\"><\/iframe>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[analyse_image type=&#8221;featured&#8221; src=&#8221;https:\/\/s2.ziareromania.ro\/?mmid=96f3456b20ab0528c8&#8243;] Cele mai absurde sesiz\u0103ri primite de Garda de Mediu Arad: \u201dAlbinele \u00ee\u0219i fac nevoile fix pe ma\u0219inile proasp\u0103t sp\u0103late\u201d Autor: Eugen Porojan Vineri, 17 Iulie 2026, ora 13:09 1518 citiri Cele mai bizare sesiz\u0103ri primite de Garda de Mediu Arad FOTO Facebook \/Garda de Mediu Arad Garda de Mediu Arad a publicat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89],"tags":[226,22],"class_list":["post-2049004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-romania","tag-crawlmanager","tag-ziare-com"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2049004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2049004"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2049004\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2049004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2049004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2049004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}