{"id":2023312,"date":"2026-06-23T05:00:12","date_gmt":"2026-06-23T02:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=2023312"},"modified":"2026-06-23T05:00:12","modified_gmt":"2026-06-23T02:00:12","slug":"amor-umor-si-poezie-ardeleanca-nuti-la-dolhasca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=2023312","title":{"rendered":"Amor, umor \u0219i poezie. Ardeleanca Nu\u021bi la Dolhasca"},"content":{"rendered":"

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St\u0103 sufletul f\u0103r\u0103 iubire.<\/strong> \u201eSt\u0103 sufletul f\u0103r\u0103 iubire, ca o f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103sit\u0103,\/C-un pic de ap\u0103-n fund, s\u0103lcie, sub n\u0103ruirea de pere\u021bi\/St\u0103-n marginea de drum f\u00e2nt\u00e2na netrebnic\u0103 si oropsit\u0103,\/C\u0103ci nimeni n-o mai cerceteaz\u0103; g\u0103leata-i sp\u00e2nzur\u0103, dogit\u0103\/\u0218i-n ghizdurile putrezite cresc brusturi \u015fi-nfloresc bure\u021bi.\/St\u0103 sufletul f\u0103r\u0103 iubire, pustiu, ca m\u0103rul f\u0103r\u0103 roade,\/P\u0103r\u0103g\u0103nit \u00eentr-o livad\u0103 \u0219i plin de lacome omizi,\/Ce-l n\u0103p\u0103desc \u00een prim\u0103var\u0103 \u0219i toat\u0103 frunza-ncet o roade\/\u0218i toat\u0103 floarea, otr\u0103vit\u0103, se scutur\u0103 cur\u00e2nd \u0219i cade,\/L\u0103s\u00e2ndu-i crengile uscate ca ni\u0219te sterpe p\u0103l\u0103mizi.\/St\u0103 sufletul f\u0103r\u0103 iubire cum st\u0103 o vatr\u0103 ruinat\u0103\/Ca un cuptor surpat de vremuri, f\u0103r\u0103 de vad \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 foc,\/La care nimeni nu mai duce aluatul proasp\u0103t \u00een covat\u0103\/S\u0103-l rumeneasc\u0103 pe-ndelete dogoarea jarului, uscat\u0103,\/\u0218i s\u0103-l prefac\u0103-n dulce azimi, mirositoare, ce se coc.\u201d (Vasile Voiculescu).<\/em><\/p>\n

Ardeleanca Nu\u021bi la Dolhasca.<\/strong> ( \u00eent\u00eemplare autentic\u0103). \u201dArdeleanca Nu\u021bi\/Avea patima datului pu\u021bei.\/Fugise de so\u021b, cu tot cu lucruri \u0219i haine de tocmai h\u0103t, din Ardeal\/\u0218i un om ideal\/\u00cei construise o cas\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 bariera de-aici, din Dolhasca.\/Diminea\u021ba-\u0219i tr\u00e2ntea pe chelia lui basca\/\u0218i pleca la Pa\u0219cani, unde era muncitor la fabrica de zah\u0103r,\/De r\u0103m\u00e2nea s\u0103r\u0103cu\u021ba de Nu\u021bi singurea, f\u0103r\u0103 mah\u0103r,\/P\u00e2n\u0103 noaptea, c\u00e2nd venea muncitorul\/De la Pa\u0219cani cu automotorul.\/\u00cen timpul \u0103sta electricianul Vasilescu, s\u0103-i intre \u00een gra\u021bii,\/\u00cei citea Nu\u021bei contorul, dar nu-i mai trecea kilowa\u021bii\/\u00cen registru lui gros.\/\u0218i omul ei ideal a b\u0103nuit c\u0103 se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103 ceva necuviincios,\/S-a pref\u0103cut doar\u0103 c\u0103 merge la gar\u0103 \u0219i s-a ascuns sub pat,\/\u0218i i-a prins pe electricianul Vasilescu \u0219i pe ardeleanca Nu\u021bi \u00een flagrant de kilowat!\/Deci l-a dezbr\u0103cat\/\u0218i-n pielea goal\u0103 pe electricianul Vasilescu de un st\u00e2lp de telegraf l-a legat\/\u0218i colectivi\u0219tii din drum i-a chemat\/S\u0103 vad\u0103 cu to\u021bii\/Cum ardeleanca Nu\u021bi, c\u0103reia nici pizda nu-i mirosea, \u00eel b\u0103tea \u00een cap cu chilo\u021bii\/\u0218i-l \u00eenjura\/Iar Electricianul Vasilescu pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd se ruga:\/\u201dOameni buni, dezlega\u021bi-m\u0103, v\u0103 rog din suflet,\/Ea m-a l\u0103sat nefor\u021bat\u0103 la locul ei umed!\u201d\/Cam peste o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, b\u0103rbatul fiind dus iar\u0103\u0219i la treab\u0103\/Ardeleanca Nu\u021bi a oprit un camion, a \u00eenc\u0103rcat lucru\u0219or cu lucru\u0219or \u00een grab\u0103\/\u0218i-a g\u0103sit muncitorul casa pustie\u2026\/Iar de-ardeleanca Nu\u021bi nimeni nimic nu mai \u0219tie\u2026\u201d (Emil Brumaru)<\/em>. Amor cu\u2026umor.<\/strong>Retrageri.<\/em> Ca s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti lini\u0219tit, trebuie s\u0103 te retragi: Fie la \u021bar\u0103, fie \u00een pat, la momentul potrivit\u2026<\/p>\n

Delicatese.<\/em> Exist\u0103 dou\u0103 lucruri \u00een care merit\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi bagi degetele, iar al doilea este un borcan de Nutella.<\/p>\n

Schimbarea de sex.<\/em> \u00centr-o clinic\u0103, pacientul, trezit din anestezie, \u00eei spune doctorului: \u2013 Ah, doctore, dar v-am spus c\u0103 vreau s\u0103-mi schimb sexul! \u2013 S-a rezolvat, r\u0103spunde chirurgul, triumf\u0103tor, \u0219i v\u0103 pot spune c\u0103 totul a mers bine, stimate domnule\u2026 ei bine, adic\u0103, scuze, stimat\u0103 doamn\u0103! \u2013 Dar cred c\u0103 ne-am \u00een\u021beles gre\u0219it, doctore. C\u00e2nd am spus c\u0103 vreau s\u0103-mi schimb sexul a fost pentru c\u0103 aveam unul foarte mic \u0219i voiam unul mai mare!<\/p>\n

Pu\u0219culi\u021b\u0103.<\/em> O prostituat\u0103 aga\u021b\u0103 un b\u0103rbat: \u2013 Vii, dragule? \u2013 Da, dar nu-\u021bi pot da dec\u00e2t 35,25 de euro. Prostituata este surprins\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103: \u2013 Despre ce e vorba? \u2013 Asta e tot ce am g\u0103sit \u00een pu\u0219culi\u021ba copilului.<\/p>\n

Nasol.<\/em> Dou\u0103 prostituate vorbesc pe trotuar: \u2013 A trecut ieri un tip at\u00e2t de ur\u00e2t \u00eenc\u00e2t toate colegele noastre se pref\u0103ceau c\u0103 a\u0219teapt\u0103 autobuzul\u2026<\/p>\n

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  1. A face sex dup\u0103 70 de ani este foarte incitant\u2026Nu \u0219tii niciodat\u0103 dinainte dac\u0103 vei avea un orgasm, un c\u00e2rcel sau un atac de cord.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Olimpiad\u0103.<\/em> Doi vechi prieteni discut\u0103 despre via\u021ba lor sexual\u0103: \u2013 \u0218tii, la mine \u00een dormitor, e ca la Jocurile Olimpice. \u2013 Bate\u021bi multe recorduri? \u2013 A\u0219, nu\u2026se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 o dat\u0103 la patru ani\u2026<\/p>\n

    Corpul uman.<\/em> 1) M\u00e2ncarea ajunge de la gur\u0103 la stomac \u00een 7 secunde. 2) Un fir de p\u0103r poate sus\u021bine 3 kg. 3) Penisul unui b\u0103rbat are de 3 ori lungimea degetului mare. 4) Femeile clipesc de dou\u0103 ori mai des dec\u00e2t b\u0103rba\u021bii. 5) Pielea unui om c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u0219te de dou\u0103 ori mai mult dec\u00e2t creierul s\u0103u. 6) Femeile au terminat deja de citit acest mesaj\u2026B\u0103rba\u021bii \u00eenc\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i m\u0103soar\u0103 degetul mare\u2026<\/p>\n

    Sonetul 46.<\/strong> \u201dInima mea \u015fi ochiul se sfideaz\u0103\/Fiindc\u0103 nu vor nicicum s\u0103 te \u00eempart\u0103\/C\u0103ci inima vederea \u00eence\u0163o\u015feaz\u0103,\/Iar ochiul vrea de tine s-o despart\u0103.\/\u015ei inima pledeaz\u0103-n ea s\u0103 stai\/Ca \u00eentr-un scrin ce ochiul nu-l str\u0103punge,\/\u00cens\u0103 p\u00e2r\u00e2tul se revolt\u0103, vai,\/Spun\u00e2nd c-a ta splendoare-n el ajunge.\/Ca pricina s\u0103 fie l\u0103murit\u0103\/G\u00e2nduri din inim\u0103 s-au str\u00e2ns la sfat\/S\u0103 dea sentin\u0163a cea mai potrivit\u0103,\/Ochiul cu inima s\u0103 fie \u00eemp\u0103cat.\/A\u0219a c\u0103 trupul t\u0103u lui \u00eei revine,\/Iar inimii iubirea ce-i \u00een tine.\u201d (William Shakespeare). <\/em><\/p>\n

    Lebede.<\/strong> La prima \u00eent\u00e2lnire, lebedele \u00ee\u0219i ating capetele. Apoi r\u0103m\u00e2n \u00eempreun\u0103 pe via\u021b\u0103. (C\u00e2t\u0103 lips\u0103 de imagina\u021bie!).<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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    St\u0103 sufletul f\u0103r\u0103 iubire.<\/strong> \u201eSt\u0103 sufletul f\u0103r\u0103 iubire, ca o f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103sit\u0103,\/C-un pic de ap\u0103-n fund, s\u0103lcie, sub n\u0103ruirea de pere\u021bi\/St\u0103-n marginea de drum f\u00e2nt\u00e2na netrebnic\u0103 si oropsit\u0103,\/C\u0103ci nimeni n-o mai cerceteaz\u0103; g\u0103leata-i sp\u00e2nzur\u0103, dogit\u0103\/\u0218i-n ghizdurile putrezite cresc brusturi \u015fi-nfloresc bure\u021bi.\/St\u0103 sufletul f\u0103r\u0103 iubire, pustiu, ca m\u0103rul f\u0103r\u0103 roade,\/P\u0103r\u0103g\u0103nit \u00eentr-o livad\u0103 \u0219i plin de lacome omizi,\/Ce-l n\u0103p\u0103desc \u00een prim\u0103var\u0103 \u0219i toat\u0103 frunza-ncet o roade\/\u0218i toat\u0103 floarea, otr\u0103vit\u0103, se scutur\u0103 cur\u00e2nd \u0219i cade,\/L\u0103s\u00e2ndu-i crengile uscate ca ni\u0219te sterpe p\u0103l\u0103mizi.\/St\u0103 sufletul f\u0103r\u0103 iubire cum st\u0103 o vatr\u0103 ruinat\u0103\/Ca un cuptor surpat de vremuri, f\u0103r\u0103 de vad \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 foc,\/La care nimeni nu mai duce aluatul proasp\u0103t \u00een covat\u0103\/S\u0103-l rumeneasc\u0103 pe-ndelete dogoarea jarului, uscat\u0103,\/\u0218i s\u0103-l prefac\u0103-n dulce azimi, mirositoare, ce se coc.\u201d (Vasile Voiculescu).<\/em><\/p>\n

    Ardeleanca Nu\u021bi la Dolhasca.<\/strong> ( \u00eent\u00eemplare autentic\u0103). \u201dArdeleanca Nu\u021bi\/Avea patima datului pu\u021bei.\/Fugise de so\u021b, cu tot cu lucruri \u0219i haine de tocmai h\u0103t, din Ardeal\/\u0218i un om ideal\/\u00cei construise o cas\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 bariera de-aici, din Dolhasca.\/Diminea\u021ba-\u0219i tr\u00e2ntea pe chelia lui basca\/\u0218i pleca la Pa\u0219cani, unde era muncitor la fabrica de zah\u0103r,\/De r\u0103m\u00e2nea s\u0103r\u0103cu\u021ba de Nu\u021bi singurea, f\u0103r\u0103 mah\u0103r,\/P\u00e2n\u0103 noaptea, c\u00e2nd venea muncitorul\/De la Pa\u0219cani cu automotorul.\/\u00cen timpul \u0103sta electricianul Vasilescu, s\u0103-i intre \u00een gra\u021bii,\/\u00cei citea Nu\u021bei contorul, dar nu-i mai trecea kilowa\u021bii\/\u00cen registru lui gros.\/\u0218i omul ei ideal a b\u0103nuit c\u0103 se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103 ceva necuviincios,\/S-a pref\u0103cut doar\u0103 c\u0103 merge la gar\u0103 \u0219i s-a ascuns sub pat,\/\u0218i i-a prins pe electricianul Vasilescu \u0219i pe ardeleanca Nu\u021bi \u00een flagrant de kilowat!\/Deci l-a dezbr\u0103cat\/\u0218i-n pielea goal\u0103 pe electricianul Vasilescu de un st\u00e2lp de telegraf l-a legat\/\u0218i colectivi\u0219tii din drum i-a chemat\/S\u0103 vad\u0103 cu to\u021bii\/Cum ardeleanca Nu\u021bi, c\u0103reia nici pizda nu-i mirosea, \u00eel b\u0103tea \u00een cap cu chilo\u021bii\/\u0218i-l \u00eenjura\/Iar Electricianul Vasilescu pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd se ruga:\/\u201dOameni buni, dezlega\u021bi-m\u0103, v\u0103 rog din suflet,\/Ea m-a l\u0103sat nefor\u021bat\u0103 la locul ei umed!\u201d\/Cam peste o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, b\u0103rbatul fiind dus iar\u0103\u0219i la treab\u0103\/Ardeleanca Nu\u021bi a oprit un camion, a \u00eenc\u0103rcat lucru\u0219or cu lucru\u0219or \u00een grab\u0103\/\u0218i-a g\u0103sit muncitorul casa pustie\u2026\/Iar de-ardeleanca Nu\u021bi nimeni nimic nu mai \u0219tie\u2026\u201d (Emil Brumaru)<\/em>. Amor cu\u2026umor.<\/strong>Retrageri.<\/em> Ca s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti lini\u0219tit, trebuie s\u0103 te retragi: Fie la \u021bar\u0103, fie \u00een pat, la momentul potrivit\u2026<\/p>\n

    Delicatese.<\/em> Exist\u0103 dou\u0103 lucruri \u00een care merit\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi bagi degetele, iar al doilea este un borcan de Nutella.<\/p>\n

    Schimbarea de sex.<\/em> \u00centr-o clinic\u0103, pacientul, trezit din anestezie, \u00eei spune doctorului: \u2013 Ah, doctore, dar v-am spus c\u0103 vreau s\u0103-mi schimb sexul! \u2013 S-a rezolvat, r\u0103spunde chirurgul, triumf\u0103tor, \u0219i v\u0103 pot spune c\u0103 totul a mers bine, stimate domnule\u2026 ei bine, adic\u0103, scuze, stimat\u0103 doamn\u0103! \u2013 Dar cred c\u0103 ne-am \u00een\u021beles gre\u0219it, doctore. C\u00e2nd am spus c\u0103 vreau s\u0103-mi schimb sexul a fost pentru c\u0103 aveam unul foarte mic \u0219i voiam unul mai mare!<\/p>\n

    Pu\u0219culi\u021b\u0103.<\/em> O prostituat\u0103 aga\u021b\u0103 un b\u0103rbat: \u2013 Vii, dragule? \u2013 Da, dar nu-\u021bi pot da dec\u00e2t 35,25 de euro. Prostituata este surprins\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103: \u2013 Despre ce e vorba? \u2013 Asta e tot ce am g\u0103sit \u00een pu\u0219culi\u021ba copilului.<\/p>\n

    Nasol.<\/em> Dou\u0103 prostituate vorbesc pe trotuar: \u2013 A trecut ieri un tip at\u00e2t de ur\u00e2t \u00eenc\u00e2t toate colegele noastre se pref\u0103ceau c\u0103 a\u0219teapt\u0103 autobuzul\u2026<\/p>\n

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    1. A face sex dup\u0103 70 de ani este foarte incitant\u2026Nu \u0219tii niciodat\u0103 dinainte dac\u0103 vei avea un orgasm, un c\u00e2rcel sau un atac de cord.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Olimpiad\u0103.<\/em> Doi vechi prieteni discut\u0103 despre via\u021ba lor sexual\u0103: \u2013 \u0218tii, la mine \u00een dormitor, e ca la Jocurile Olimpice. \u2013 Bate\u021bi multe recorduri? \u2013 A\u0219, nu\u2026se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 o dat\u0103 la patru ani\u2026<\/p>\n

      Corpul uman.<\/em> 1) M\u00e2ncarea ajunge de la gur\u0103 la stomac \u00een 7 secunde. 2) Un fir de p\u0103r poate sus\u021bine 3 kg. 3) Penisul unui b\u0103rbat are de 3 ori lungimea degetului mare. 4) Femeile clipesc de dou\u0103 ori mai des dec\u00e2t b\u0103rba\u021bii. 5) Pielea unui om c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u0219te de dou\u0103 ori mai mult dec\u00e2t creierul s\u0103u. 6) Femeile au terminat deja de citit acest mesaj\u2026B\u0103rba\u021bii \u00eenc\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i m\u0103soar\u0103 degetul mare\u2026<\/p>\n

      Sonetul 46.<\/strong> \u201dInima mea \u015fi ochiul se sfideaz\u0103\/Fiindc\u0103 nu vor nicicum s\u0103 te \u00eempart\u0103\/C\u0103ci inima vederea \u00eence\u0163o\u015feaz\u0103,\/Iar ochiul vrea de tine s-o despart\u0103.\/\u015ei inima pledeaz\u0103-n ea s\u0103 stai\/Ca \u00eentr-un scrin ce ochiul nu-l str\u0103punge,\/\u00cens\u0103 p\u00e2r\u00e2tul se revolt\u0103, vai,\/Spun\u00e2nd c-a ta splendoare-n el ajunge.\/Ca pricina s\u0103 fie l\u0103murit\u0103\/G\u00e2nduri din inim\u0103 s-au str\u00e2ns la sfat\/S\u0103 dea sentin\u0163a cea mai potrivit\u0103,\/Ochiul cu inima s\u0103 fie \u00eemp\u0103cat.\/A\u0219a c\u0103 trupul t\u0103u lui \u00eei revine,\/Iar inimii iubirea ce-i \u00een tine.\u201d (William Shakespeare). <\/em><\/p>\n

      Lebede.<\/strong> La prima \u00eent\u00e2lnire, lebedele \u00ee\u0219i ating capetele. Apoi r\u0103m\u00e2n \u00eempreun\u0103 pe via\u021b\u0103. (C\u00e2t\u0103 lips\u0103 de imagina\u021bie!).<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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