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Pohte bune! (7).<\/strong>\u00cemperecheri.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Respect.<\/strong> \u201d \u00cen trecut, manifest\u0103rile respectului \u2013 p\u0103l\u0103ria ridicat\u0103, plec\u0103ciunea \u2013 dovedeau c\u0103 oamenii accept\u0103 \u0219i recunosc supunerea \u00een fa\u021ba celui puternic. Acum, pe de alt\u0103 parte, calitatea rela\u021biei personale dintre doi indivizi a ajuns s\u0103 conteze mai mult dec\u00e2t rangul sau statutul. Chiar dac\u0103 s-au instalat \u00een palatele regilor, politicienii sunt mai pu\u021bin admira\u021bi pentru profesiile lor, mult mai pu\u021bin dec\u00e2t medicii, oamenii de \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103, actorii, chiar \u0219i dec\u00e2t asistentele medicale prost pl\u0103tite \u0219i profesorii. Nu este surprinz\u0103tor c\u0103 femeile, \u00een ansamblu, nu au vrut s\u0103 fie politicieni de tip tradi\u021bional. De fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd un politician face o promisiune \u0219i nu \u0219i-o \u021bine, ideea c\u0103 to\u021bi ar trebui s\u0103 fie, s\u0103 se cread\u0103 regi devine mai pu\u021bin credibil\u0103. Dou\u0103 lumi exist\u0103 una l\u00e2ng\u0103 alta. \u00centr-una din ele, lupta pentru putere continu\u0103 aproape la fel ca \u00eentotdeauna. \u00cen cealalt\u0103, nu puterea conteaz\u0103, ci respectul. Puterea nu mai asigur\u0103 respectul. Nici cel mai puternic om din lume, pre\u0219edintele Statelor Unite, nu este suficient de puternic pentru a le impune respect tuturor; probabil c\u0103 are parte de mai pu\u021bin dec\u00e2t Maica Tereza, c\u0103reia nimeni nu este obligat s\u0103 i se supun\u0103.\u201d (Theodore Zeldin, O istorie intim\u0103 a omenirii).<\/p>\n

P\u00e2ine.<\/strong> \u201dM-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit azi-noapte cu o p\u00e2ine\/chiar dup\u0103 slujba Sfintei \u00cenvieri,\/p\u0103rea mai h\u0103ituit\u0103 ca un c\u00e2ine\/care-a visat c\u0103 plou\u0103 cu hingheri.\/\u00cen zori m-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit c-o alt\u0103 p\u00eeine\/\u00een dosul g\u0103rii, sub un felinar,\/avea aerul trist al unui c\u00e2ine\/\u00eendr\u0103gostit de-o fat\u0103 de bl\u0103nar.\/Mi-a spus c\u0103 p\u00e2inea nu mai e la mod\u0103\/\u0219i c\u0103 s-a pus pe capul ei un pre\u021b\/n\u0103scut \u00een \u021bara lui L\u0103cust\u0103 Vod\u0103\/ce-ntreab\u0103 calul dac\u0103 vrea nutre\u021b.\/C\u0103-i dat\u0103-n urm\u0103rire general\u0103\/de c\u00e2nd la un p\u0103relnic parastas\/un pop\u0103 beat cu firmituri \u00een poal\u0103\/a zis s\u0103-l tragem pe Iisus \u00een nas!\/\u0218i \u00eensu\u0219i Klaus care-i bun de glume\/\u0219i-\u0219i \u021bine omenia sub capac\/\u201eC\u00e2nd n-ave\u021bi p\u00e2ine\u201d, a strigat spre lume,\/\u201etrage\u021bi pe n\u0103ri doar praf de cozonac!\u201d (M. Dinescu, Balada lui L\u0103cust\u0103 Vod\u0103). <\/em>Cartofi. <\/strong>Cartofii sunt atribui\u021bi Fran\u021bei pentru c\u0103 \u00een timpul Primului R\u0103zboi Mondial, trupele franceze au pus m\u00e2na pe cartofii pr\u0103ji\u021bi ai belgienilor \u0219i, cum limba oficial\u0103 a armatei belgiene era franceza, militarii francezi au crezut c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 sunt \u00een \u021bara lor, de aici \u0219i numele. Acum cartofii pr\u0103ji\u021bi sunt iubi\u021bi \u00een toat\u0103 lumea, iar pe 13 iulie, s\u0103rb\u0103torim Ziua Mondial\u0103 a Cartofilor Pr\u0103ji\u021bi!<\/em> P.S. Iat\u0103 c\u0103 \u201dfrites\u201d, cum le zic francofonii, sunt o specialitate ce genereaz\u0103 profunde orgolii, de vreme ce \u0219i Fran\u021ba, \u0219i Belgia \u00ee\u0219i revendic\u0103 \u201epaternitatea\u201d cartofilor pr\u0103ji\u021bi\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00cemperecheri. <\/strong>Nicolas Cage a declarat c\u0103 nu consum\u0103 carne de porc deoarece crede c\u0103 acest animal face sex oribil \u0219i se \u00eemperecheaz\u0103 \u00eentr-un mod nedemn. Carnea de pui \u0219i pe\u0219te sunt preferatele sale tocmai datorit\u0103 felului \u00een care se \u00eemperecheaz\u0103 respectivele vie\u021buitoare, relateaz\u0103 Female First.<\/em> \u201cIubesc toate animalele, dar am o fascina\u021bie pentru pe\u0219ti, p\u0103s\u0103ri, balene, insecte \u0219i reptile\u201d, a m\u0103rturisit el. \u201cDe fapt, m\u0103n\u00e2nc \u00een func\u021bie de felul \u00een care animalele se \u00eemperecheaz\u0103\u201d, a declarat el. (bucatarescu.ro).<\/em><\/p>\n

Catrene<\/strong>. <\/em>Ochii negri, fa\u021ba alb\u0103\/P\u0103r \u00eentunecat \u0219i mare,\/Inima, un sloi de ghea\u021b\u0103.\/Alte semnalmente: n-are. * Draga mea, f\u0103r\u0103 cuvinte,\/Doar din ochi pricepe toate.\/Numai c\u00e2t m\u0103 uit la d\u00e2nsa\/\u0218i-mi r\u0103spunde: \u201eNu se poate!\u201c (George Top\u00eerceanu).<\/em><\/p>\n

Femeia, eterna poveste.<\/strong> \u201dFemeile, f\u0103pturi celeste,\/Melanj de vraj\u0103 \u0219i marasm,\/R\u0103m\u00e2n, desigur, o poveste\/Atunci c\u00e2nd nu se fac de basm.\u201d (Neculai Darie)<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Mac, Mac, mac \u2026<\/strong> \u201d\u00cen tramvaiul care duce\/Din Lipscani \u00een Ghica Tei\/Plin cu lume anonim\u0103\/De b\u0103rba\u021bi \u0219i de femei,\/La o sta\u021bie din centru\/Sau de prin \u00eemprejurimi,\/S-a urcat o cuconi\u021b\u0103\/Cu superbe rotunjimi,\/Trup felin, plin de ispite\/Dar, rotund \u0219i voinicel\/Parc\u0103-ar fi sculptat de dalta\/Lui Rodin sau Praxitel.\/Dup\u0103 ea, se urc-un t\u00e2n\u0103r -\/Tip de donjuan sadea -\/Care nu \u0219tiu din ce pricini\/Se cam \u00eendes\u0103 \u00een ea.\/Doamna, foarte indignat\u0103\/L-a privit cu mult temei\/\u00cens\u0103 tot mai mult m\u0103garul\/Se-ndesa \u00een\u2026via\u021ba ei\/C\u0103 deodat\u0103 cuconi\u021ba\/Nu s-a mai putut ab\u021bine\/\u015ei i-a spus:\/- Ascult\u0103 june,\/Nu te sim\u021bi sau nu \u021bi-e bine?\/Ce te-nde\u015fi ca la poman\u0103\/C\u00e2nd nici nu \u0219tiu cine e\u015fti\/Cu metode de-astea brute\/Crezi c-ai s\u0103 m\u0103 cucere\u0219ti?\/Afl\u0103 c\u0103 sunt doctori\u021b\u0103\/Chiar de nu m-arat\u0103 fa\u021ba\/\u015ei-\u0163i fac una s-o \u0163ii minte\/Toat\u0103 via\u021ba, toat\u0103 via\u021ba!\/C\u0103 de mai m-atingi o dat\u0103\/Peste trup sau peste bra\u021be\/\u0162i-o tai jos, \u00een buc\u0103\u021bele\/Imediat, \u0219i-o dau la ra\u021be!\/Iar femeile, vreo zece\/Din tramvaiul cel s\u0103rac,\/\u00cencepur\u0103 toate odat\u0103:\/ -Mac, mac, mac, \u0219i\u2026mac, mac, mac\u2026!\u201d (Ion Pribeagu)<\/em>. Diferen\u021b\u0103<\/strong>. Diferen\u021ba dintre bere \u0219i femei este c\u0103 berea nu se sup\u0103r\u0103 dac\u0103 o iei \u0219i pe a doua! Bul\u0103 nu-i instalator! <\/strong>Bubulina c\u0103tre Bul\u0103: \u2013 Bula, repar\u0103 prizele! \u2013 Da\u2019 ce-s eu, electrician? \u2013 B\u0103rbate, repar\u0103 robinetele! \u2013 Da\u2019 ce-s eu, instalator? Pleac\u0103 Bul\u0103 \u00een delega\u021bie. C\u00eend se \u00eentoarce g\u0103se\u0219te totul reparat. \u2013 Cine a f\u0103cut repara\u021biile? -Colegul \u0219i prietenul t\u0103u, Fane. \u2013 C\u00e2t au costat? \u2013 Mi-a zis c\u0103 ori s\u0103-i c\u00e2nt, ori s\u0103 fac dragoste cu el\u2026- \u0218i i-ai c\u00e2ntat? \u2013 Da\u2019 ce-s eu, c\u00e2nt\u0103rea\u021b\u0103? Ludmila.<\/strong> \u201dTe-am iubit, Ludmila, c\u00e2nd eram mai mic\/Oferindu-\u0163i zilnic flori presate-n plic\/Te-am iubit \u00een tain\u0103 cu tot visul meu\/Ag\u0103\u0163at de sfoara unui \u015fubred zmeu\/C\u00e2nd s\u0103ream pe ciotul cailor de var\/Te-am iubit, Ludmila, l\u00e2ng\u0103 samovar\/Tu-mi c\u00e2ntai roman\u0163e pe maidanul surd\/Eu ciopleam supliciul unui zmeu absurd\/\u015ei prin toat\u0103 vara plopilor cu boz\/Invent\u00e2nd iubirea te tr\u0103geam de cozi\/ Ce mai faci, Ludmila, \u00een ce ploi te scalzi\/\u015ei-n ce iarb\u0103 luneci cu genunchii calzi\/Flori de m\u0103r presate, oarbe flori de crin\/Mai p\u0103strez \u015fi ast\u0103zi \u00eentr-un col\u0163 de scrin\/\u015ei mai fug de-acas\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eemi vine chef\/S\u0103 alerg prin \u0163ara ierbii de sidef\/Dar m\u0103-ntorc statornic l\u00e2ng\u0103-acela\u015fi ceai\/Plin de gust de toamn\u0103 cum doar tu f\u0103ceai\/\u00cempletind aiurea flori de mucava\/Te-am iubit, Ludmila, foarte mult c\u00e2ndva\/\u00cempletind aiurea flori de mucava\/Te-am iubit, Ludmila, foarte mult c\u00e2ndva.\u201d (George \u0162\u0103rnea).<\/em><\/p>\n

\u20f0<\/em>O blond\u0103 zboar\u0103 \u00eentr-un avion cu dou\u0103 locuri. Pilotul sufer\u0103 un atac de cord \u0219i moare. Blonda lanseaz\u0103 un apel de ajutor \u0219i o voce \u00eei r\u0103spunde. \u2013 Aici turnul de control al aeroportului. Care este problema? \u2013 Sunt \u00eentr-un avion de dou\u0103 locuri \u0219i pilotul a f\u0103cut atac de cord. \u2013 Nicio problem\u0103, o s\u0103 v\u0103 ajut s\u0103 ateriza\u021bi \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103. Vreau s\u0103 \u00eemi comunica\u021bi pentru \u00eenceput \u00een\u0103l\u021bimea \u0219i pozi\u021bia dvs. \u2013 Am 1,76 m, sunt blond\u0103 \u0219i \u00eel admir pe Bolojan. \u2013 \u00cen regul\u0103. Repeta\u021bi dup\u0103 mine: Tat\u0103l nostru care e\u0219ti \u00een ceruri\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00cempreunare. <\/strong> \u201eLucrarea \u00eenpreun\u0103rii \u0219i a v\u0103rs\u0103rii semin\u021bii este de la v\u00e2rsta de do\u0103zeci de ani \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la do\u0103zeci \u0219i cinci, de zminteala cre\u0219terii \u0219i a v\u00e2rtutii trupului; iar de la v\u00e2rsta de do\u0103zeci \u0219i cinci \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la treizeci este \u00een stare de s\u0103n\u0103tate de \u00eenviorarea \u0219i cre\u0219terea puterilor lui, c\u00e2nd s\u0103 va urma numai de doo\u0103 ori, mult p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een trei pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103; de la treizeci \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la v\u00e2rsta de patruzeci de ani s\u0103 poate urma \u00eenpreunarea numai \u00een doo\u0103 r\u00e2nduri pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, \u0219i este cu vie\u021buire ticluit\u0103 \u0219i hr\u0103nitoare, spre d\u0103zmierdarea puterilor trupe\u0219ti; de la patruzeci \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la v\u00e2rsta de cincizeci de ani nu s\u0103 poate urma peste odat\u0103 pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 de zminteala \u0219i sl\u0103biciunea s\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u021bii, iar de la cincizeci \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la v\u00e2rsta de \u0219aizeci de ani nu s\u0103 poate urma mai mult dec\u00e2t \u00een doo\u0103 r\u00e2nduri pe lun\u0103. Iar de la \u0219aizeci \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la v\u00e2rsta de \u0219aptezeci nu s\u0103 poate nici asupri, nici a s\u0103 adeoga urmarea \u00eenpreun\u0103rii mai mult dec\u00e2t odat\u0103 pe lun\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 de sl\u0103birea vederii, der\u0103p\u0103narea s\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u021bii \u0219i scurtarea vie\u021bii, cine nu simte \u0219i nu \u0219tie aceasta, c\u0103 s\u0103 afl\u0103 \u0219i \u00een cea mai bun\u0103 stare de s\u0103n\u0103tate, dup\u0103 o \u00eenpreunare, mai greu \u0219i mai tr\u00e2ndav la trup \u0219i la minte \u0219i sl\u0103bit ca dup\u0103 o boal\u0103. Peste aceasta trebue\u0219te s\u0103 se \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 se p\u0103zeasc\u0103 la or\u00e2nduiala \u00eenpreun\u0103rii \u0219i st\u0103rile s\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u021bii trupului b\u0103rb\u0103tesc \u0219i f\u0103meesc, fiindc\u0103 s\u0103 pr\u0103s\u0103desc \u0219i ele \u00eenpreun\u0103 cu chipurile \u00eenpreun\u0103toare, din priveala unuia asupra altuia, ca \u0219i semnile cele mai mici ale trupurilor lor, \u00een vremea prinderii pruncului \u00eentru z\u0103mislire; de aceea dar s\u0103 se urmeze \u00eenpreunarea numai \u00een starea cea mai s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103, cea de\u0219teapt\u0103 \u0219i vesel\u0103, \u0219i mai v\u00e2rtos dup\u0103 odihna somnului \u0219i dup\u0103 mistuiala bucatelor, iar nu \u00eendat\u0103 dup\u0103 o boal\u0103, sau dup\u0103 o fric\u0103 \u0219i m\u00e2nie, sau \u00een m\u00e2hniciune \u0219i \u00eentristare, spre petrecere de vreme \u0219i de ur\u00e2t. (Or\u00e2nduiala \u00eenpreun\u0103rii \u2013 Bucure\u0219ti, 1829).<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Pohte bune! (7).<\/strong>\u00cemperecheri.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Respect.<\/strong> \u201d \u00cen trecut, manifest\u0103rile respectului \u2013 p\u0103l\u0103ria ridicat\u0103, plec\u0103ciunea \u2013 dovedeau c\u0103 oamenii accept\u0103 \u0219i recunosc supunerea \u00een fa\u021ba celui puternic. Acum, pe de alt\u0103 parte, calitatea rela\u021biei personale dintre doi indivizi a ajuns s\u0103 conteze mai mult dec\u00e2t rangul sau statutul. Chiar dac\u0103 s-au instalat \u00een palatele regilor, politicienii sunt mai pu\u021bin admira\u021bi pentru profesiile lor, mult mai pu\u021bin dec\u00e2t medicii, oamenii de \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103, actorii, chiar \u0219i dec\u00e2t asistentele medicale prost pl\u0103tite \u0219i profesorii. Nu este surprinz\u0103tor c\u0103 femeile, \u00een ansamblu, nu au vrut s\u0103 fie politicieni de tip tradi\u021bional. De fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd un politician face o promisiune \u0219i nu \u0219i-o \u021bine, ideea c\u0103 to\u021bi ar trebui s\u0103 fie, s\u0103 se cread\u0103 regi devine mai pu\u021bin credibil\u0103. Dou\u0103 lumi exist\u0103 una l\u00e2ng\u0103 alta. \u00centr-una din ele, lupta pentru putere continu\u0103 aproape la fel ca \u00eentotdeauna. \u00cen cealalt\u0103, nu puterea conteaz\u0103, ci respectul. Puterea nu mai asigur\u0103 respectul. Nici cel mai puternic om din lume, pre\u0219edintele Statelor Unite, nu este suficient de puternic pentru a le impune respect tuturor; probabil c\u0103 are parte de mai pu\u021bin dec\u00e2t Maica Tereza, c\u0103reia nimeni nu este obligat s\u0103 i se supun\u0103.\u201d (Theodore Zeldin, O istorie intim\u0103 a omenirii).<\/p>\n

P\u00e2ine.<\/strong> \u201dM-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit azi-noapte cu o p\u00e2ine\/chiar dup\u0103 slujba Sfintei \u00cenvieri,\/p\u0103rea mai h\u0103ituit\u0103 ca un c\u00e2ine\/care-a visat c\u0103 plou\u0103 cu hingheri.\/\u00cen zori m-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit c-o alt\u0103 p\u00eeine\/\u00een dosul g\u0103rii, sub un felinar,\/avea aerul trist al unui c\u00e2ine\/\u00eendr\u0103gostit de-o fat\u0103 de bl\u0103nar.\/Mi-a spus c\u0103 p\u00e2inea nu mai e la mod\u0103\/\u0219i c\u0103 s-a pus pe capul ei un pre\u021b\/n\u0103scut \u00een \u021bara lui L\u0103cust\u0103 Vod\u0103\/ce-ntreab\u0103 calul dac\u0103 vrea nutre\u021b.\/C\u0103-i dat\u0103-n urm\u0103rire general\u0103\/de c\u00e2nd la un p\u0103relnic parastas\/un pop\u0103 beat cu firmituri \u00een poal\u0103\/a zis s\u0103-l tragem pe Iisus \u00een nas!\/\u0218i \u00eensu\u0219i Klaus care-i bun de glume\/\u0219i-\u0219i \u021bine omenia sub capac\/\u201eC\u00e2nd n-ave\u021bi p\u00e2ine\u201d, a strigat spre lume,\/\u201etrage\u021bi pe n\u0103ri doar praf de cozonac!\u201d (M. Dinescu, Balada lui L\u0103cust\u0103 Vod\u0103). <\/em>Cartofi. <\/strong>Cartofii sunt atribui\u021bi Fran\u021bei pentru c\u0103 \u00een timpul Primului R\u0103zboi Mondial, trupele franceze au pus m\u00e2na pe cartofii pr\u0103ji\u021bi ai belgienilor \u0219i, cum limba oficial\u0103 a armatei belgiene era franceza, militarii francezi au crezut c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 sunt \u00een \u021bara lor, de aici \u0219i numele. Acum cartofii pr\u0103ji\u021bi sunt iubi\u021bi \u00een toat\u0103 lumea, iar pe 13 iulie, s\u0103rb\u0103torim Ziua Mondial\u0103 a Cartofilor Pr\u0103ji\u021bi!<\/em> P.S. Iat\u0103 c\u0103 \u201dfrites\u201d, cum le zic francofonii, sunt o specialitate ce genereaz\u0103 profunde orgolii, de vreme ce \u0219i Fran\u021ba, \u0219i Belgia \u00ee\u0219i revendic\u0103 \u201epaternitatea\u201d cartofilor pr\u0103ji\u021bi\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00cemperecheri. <\/strong>Nicolas Cage a declarat c\u0103 nu consum\u0103 carne de porc deoarece crede c\u0103 acest animal face sex oribil \u0219i se \u00eemperecheaz\u0103 \u00eentr-un mod nedemn. Carnea de pui \u0219i pe\u0219te sunt preferatele sale tocmai datorit\u0103 felului \u00een care se \u00eemperecheaz\u0103 respectivele vie\u021buitoare, relateaz\u0103 Female First.<\/em> \u201cIubesc toate animalele, dar am o fascina\u021bie pentru pe\u0219ti, p\u0103s\u0103ri, balene, insecte \u0219i reptile\u201d, a m\u0103rturisit el. \u201cDe fapt, m\u0103n\u00e2nc \u00een func\u021bie de felul \u00een care animalele se \u00eemperecheaz\u0103\u201d, a declarat el. (bucatarescu.ro).<\/em><\/p>\n

Catrene<\/strong>. <\/em>Ochii negri, fa\u021ba alb\u0103\/P\u0103r \u00eentunecat \u0219i mare,\/Inima, un sloi de ghea\u021b\u0103.\/Alte semnalmente: n-are. * Draga mea, f\u0103r\u0103 cuvinte,\/Doar din ochi pricepe toate.\/Numai c\u00e2t m\u0103 uit la d\u00e2nsa\/\u0218i-mi r\u0103spunde: \u201eNu se poate!\u201c (George Top\u00eerceanu).<\/em><\/p>\n

Femeia, eterna poveste.<\/strong> \u201dFemeile, f\u0103pturi celeste,\/Melanj de vraj\u0103 \u0219i marasm,\/R\u0103m\u00e2n, desigur, o poveste\/Atunci c\u00e2nd nu se fac de basm.\u201d (Neculai Darie)<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Mac, Mac, mac \u2026<\/strong> \u201d\u00cen tramvaiul care duce\/Din Lipscani \u00een Ghica Tei\/Plin cu lume anonim\u0103\/De b\u0103rba\u021bi \u0219i de femei,\/La o sta\u021bie din centru\/Sau de prin \u00eemprejurimi,\/S-a urcat o cuconi\u021b\u0103\/Cu superbe rotunjimi,\/Trup felin, plin de ispite\/Dar, rotund \u0219i voinicel\/Parc\u0103-ar fi sculptat de dalta\/Lui Rodin sau Praxitel.\/Dup\u0103 ea, se urc-un t\u00e2n\u0103r -\/Tip de donjuan sadea -\/Care nu \u0219tiu din ce pricini\/Se cam \u00eendes\u0103 \u00een ea.\/Doamna, foarte indignat\u0103\/L-a privit cu mult temei\/\u00cens\u0103 tot mai mult m\u0103garul\/Se-ndesa \u00een\u2026via\u021ba ei\/C\u0103 deodat\u0103 cuconi\u021ba\/Nu s-a mai putut ab\u021bine\/\u015ei i-a spus:\/- Ascult\u0103 june,\/Nu te sim\u021bi sau nu \u021bi-e bine?\/Ce te-nde\u015fi ca la poman\u0103\/C\u00e2nd nici nu \u0219tiu cine e\u015fti\/Cu metode de-astea brute\/Crezi c-ai s\u0103 m\u0103 cucere\u0219ti?\/Afl\u0103 c\u0103 sunt doctori\u021b\u0103\/Chiar de nu m-arat\u0103 fa\u021ba\/\u015ei-\u0163i fac una s-o \u0163ii minte\/Toat\u0103 via\u021ba, toat\u0103 via\u021ba!\/C\u0103 de mai m-atingi o dat\u0103\/Peste trup sau peste bra\u021be\/\u0162i-o tai jos, \u00een buc\u0103\u021bele\/Imediat, \u0219i-o dau la ra\u021be!\/Iar femeile, vreo zece\/Din tramvaiul cel s\u0103rac,\/\u00cencepur\u0103 toate odat\u0103:\/ -Mac, mac, mac, \u0219i\u2026mac, mac, mac\u2026!\u201d (Ion Pribeagu)<\/em>. Diferen\u021b\u0103<\/strong>. Diferen\u021ba dintre bere \u0219i femei este c\u0103 berea nu se sup\u0103r\u0103 dac\u0103 o iei \u0219i pe a doua! Bul\u0103 nu-i instalator! <\/strong>Bubulina c\u0103tre Bul\u0103: \u2013 Bula, repar\u0103 prizele! \u2013 Da\u2019 ce-s eu, electrician? \u2013 B\u0103rbate, repar\u0103 robinetele! \u2013 Da\u2019 ce-s eu, instalator? Pleac\u0103 Bul\u0103 \u00een delega\u021bie. C\u00eend se \u00eentoarce g\u0103se\u0219te totul reparat. \u2013 Cine a f\u0103cut repara\u021biile? -Colegul \u0219i prietenul t\u0103u, Fane. \u2013 C\u00e2t au costat? \u2013 Mi-a zis c\u0103 ori s\u0103-i c\u00e2nt, ori s\u0103 fac dragoste cu el\u2026- \u0218i i-ai c\u00e2ntat? \u2013 Da\u2019 ce-s eu, c\u00e2nt\u0103rea\u021b\u0103? Ludmila.<\/strong> \u201dTe-am iubit, Ludmila, c\u00e2nd eram mai mic\/Oferindu-\u0163i zilnic flori presate-n plic\/Te-am iubit \u00een tain\u0103 cu tot visul meu\/Ag\u0103\u0163at de sfoara unui \u015fubred zmeu\/C\u00e2nd s\u0103ream pe ciotul cailor de var\/Te-am iubit, Ludmila, l\u00e2ng\u0103 samovar\/Tu-mi c\u00e2ntai roman\u0163e pe maidanul surd\/Eu ciopleam supliciul unui zmeu absurd\/\u015ei prin toat\u0103 vara plopilor cu boz\/Invent\u00e2nd iubirea te tr\u0103geam de cozi\/ Ce mai faci, Ludmila, \u00een ce ploi te scalzi\/\u015ei-n ce iarb\u0103 luneci cu genunchii calzi\/Flori de m\u0103r presate, oarbe flori de crin\/Mai p\u0103strez \u015fi ast\u0103zi \u00eentr-un col\u0163 de scrin\/\u015ei mai fug de-acas\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eemi vine chef\/S\u0103 alerg prin \u0163ara ierbii de sidef\/Dar m\u0103-ntorc statornic l\u00e2ng\u0103-acela\u015fi ceai\/Plin de gust de toamn\u0103 cum doar tu f\u0103ceai\/\u00cempletind aiurea flori de mucava\/Te-am iubit, Ludmila, foarte mult c\u00e2ndva\/\u00cempletind aiurea flori de mucava\/Te-am iubit, Ludmila, foarte mult c\u00e2ndva.\u201d (George \u0162\u0103rnea).<\/em><\/p>\n

\u20f0<\/em>O blond\u0103 zboar\u0103 \u00eentr-un avion cu dou\u0103 locuri. Pilotul sufer\u0103 un atac de cord \u0219i moare. Blonda lanseaz\u0103 un apel de ajutor \u0219i o voce \u00eei r\u0103spunde. \u2013 Aici turnul de control al aeroportului. Care este problema? \u2013 Sunt \u00eentr-un avion de dou\u0103 locuri \u0219i pilotul a f\u0103cut atac de cord. \u2013 Nicio problem\u0103, o s\u0103 v\u0103 ajut s\u0103 ateriza\u021bi \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103. Vreau s\u0103 \u00eemi comunica\u021bi pentru \u00eenceput \u00een\u0103l\u021bimea \u0219i pozi\u021bia dvs. \u2013 Am 1,76 m, sunt blond\u0103 \u0219i \u00eel admir pe Bolojan. \u2013 \u00cen regul\u0103. Repeta\u021bi dup\u0103 mine: Tat\u0103l nostru care e\u0219ti \u00een ceruri\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00cempreunare. <\/strong> \u201eLucrarea \u00eenpreun\u0103rii \u0219i a v\u0103rs\u0103rii semin\u021bii este de la v\u00e2rsta de do\u0103zeci de ani \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la do\u0103zeci \u0219i cinci, de zminteala cre\u0219terii \u0219i a v\u00e2rtutii trupului; iar de la v\u00e2rsta de do\u0103zeci \u0219i cinci \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la treizeci este \u00een stare de s\u0103n\u0103tate de \u00eenviorarea \u0219i cre\u0219terea puterilor lui, c\u00e2nd s\u0103 va urma numai de doo\u0103 ori, mult p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een trei pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103; de la treizeci \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la v\u00e2rsta de patruzeci de ani s\u0103 poate urma \u00eenpreunarea numai \u00een doo\u0103 r\u00e2nduri pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, \u0219i este cu vie\u021buire ticluit\u0103 \u0219i hr\u0103nitoare, spre d\u0103zmierdarea puterilor trupe\u0219ti; de la patruzeci \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la v\u00e2rsta de cincizeci de ani nu s\u0103 poate urma peste odat\u0103 pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 de zminteala \u0219i sl\u0103biciunea s\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u021bii, iar de la cincizeci \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la v\u00e2rsta de \u0219aizeci de ani nu s\u0103 poate urma mai mult dec\u00e2t \u00een doo\u0103 r\u00e2nduri pe lun\u0103. Iar de la \u0219aizeci \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la v\u00e2rsta de \u0219aptezeci nu s\u0103 poate nici asupri, nici a s\u0103 adeoga urmarea \u00eenpreun\u0103rii mai mult dec\u00e2t odat\u0103 pe lun\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 de sl\u0103birea vederii, der\u0103p\u0103narea s\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u021bii \u0219i scurtarea vie\u021bii, cine nu simte \u0219i nu \u0219tie aceasta, c\u0103 s\u0103 afl\u0103 \u0219i \u00een cea mai bun\u0103 stare de s\u0103n\u0103tate, dup\u0103 o \u00eenpreunare, mai greu \u0219i mai tr\u00e2ndav la trup \u0219i la minte \u0219i sl\u0103bit ca dup\u0103 o boal\u0103. Peste aceasta trebue\u0219te s\u0103 se \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 se p\u0103zeasc\u0103 la or\u00e2nduiala \u00eenpreun\u0103rii \u0219i st\u0103rile s\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u021bii trupului b\u0103rb\u0103tesc \u0219i f\u0103meesc, fiindc\u0103 s\u0103 pr\u0103s\u0103desc \u0219i ele \u00eenpreun\u0103 cu chipurile \u00eenpreun\u0103toare, din priveala unuia asupra altuia, ca \u0219i semnile cele mai mici ale trupurilor lor, \u00een vremea prinderii pruncului \u00eentru z\u0103mislire; de aceea dar s\u0103 se urmeze \u00eenpreunarea numai \u00een starea cea mai s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103, cea de\u0219teapt\u0103 \u0219i vesel\u0103, \u0219i mai v\u00e2rtos dup\u0103 odihna somnului \u0219i dup\u0103 mistuiala bucatelor, iar nu \u00eendat\u0103 dup\u0103 o boal\u0103, sau dup\u0103 o fric\u0103 \u0219i m\u00e2nie, sau \u00een m\u00e2hniciune \u0219i \u00eentristare, spre petrecere de vreme \u0219i de ur\u00e2t. (Or\u00e2nduiala \u00eenpreun\u0103rii \u2013 Bucure\u0219ti, 1829).<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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