{"id":2009449,"date":"2026-06-25T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-06-24T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=2009449"},"modified":"2026-06-25T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2026-06-24T21:00:00","slug":"top-gears-entirely-useful-hot-weather-driving-tips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=2009449","title":{"rendered":"Top Gear\u2019s Entirely Useful Hot Weather Driving Tips"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The UK is sweltering in a heatwave, with temperatures reaching levels so fearsome that even Australians might consider removing that second sweater.<\/p>\n

Accordingly, Britons are gearing themselves for the traditional challenges of a hot snap: sweaty nights, mint Cornetto shortages and, worst of all, the inevitable glut of warm weather driving tips, gravely dishing out pearls of wisdom you\u2019d already figured out of\u00a0your own accord, on account of being a human with a brain.<\/p>\n

To save you all the pain of digesting these hot weather guides for yourself, Top Gear has diligently read the lot, and duly presents its own guide to Surviving Reasonably Warm Temperatures While Owning A Car.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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If you don\u2019t need to travel when the weather\u2019s at its warmest, everyone in the car will be more comfortable. In Britain currently, Top Gear recommends avoiding long journeys between 10am and mid-October.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Though it\u2019s important to stay cool behind the wheel, wearing loose fitting sandals may compromise your ability to control the vehicle. Wearing loose fitting sandals with socks may compromise your ability to be taken seriously by your friends and family.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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According to driving experts, wearing sunglasses with blue lenses may make it difficult to tell the difference between amber and green lights. Worse, they may also cause people to think you are Johnny Depp.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The effectiveness of your car\u2019s air conditioning system can decrease over time. To keep your cabin chilly, consider getting your AC recharged. Top Gear can attest that rigging up a chest freezer to your in-car 12-volt does not, mysteriously, achieve the same effect, and instead causes all your frozen packets of mince to take on a dreadful colour and smell.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Dehydration can lead to drowsiness and lack of concentration. To make sure you\u2019re fully hydrated and on top of your game, Top Gear\u2019s extreme sports correspondent Ollie Kew recommends pairing an exfoliating cleanser with a gentle facial moisturiser. #protip<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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If you\u2019re carrying a dog in your car, keep the windows partially ajar, and make sure it\u2019s got plenty of water. If you\u2019re carrying a pig in the car, make sure it\u2019s liberally wrapped in sage and thyme for maximum flavour during roasting.*<\/p>\n

*This is a joke, obviously. Everyone knows pork pairs far better with rosemary.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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To keep your car cool, find a covered spot in which to park it, out of direct sunlight. Top Gear hears the Antarctic ice shelf is wonderfully shady at this time of year.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Hot weather means a barrage of bugs, which is why responsible, grown-up publications recommend you keep your washer fluid reservoir topped up at this time of year. They rarely, however, recommend exactly with what<\/em>\u00a0you should keep it topped up. Sure, a commercially available detergent fluid is all well and good, but for that spritzy, summery je ne sais quoi<\/em>, Top Gear recommends a good artisan tonic water, ideally with a squeeze of lime. The quinine helps keep the mosquitos at bay.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Honestly, having read every warm weather driving tip out there, Top Gear can attest this is the only one you really need. It\u2019s Britain, not the Sahara desert. Carry some water on board, don\u2019t attempt to down a pint of scalding coffee while starting a campfire on the passenger seat, drive safe. Oh, and whatever you do, don\u2019t venture out in a Peugeot 207CC. Not because of the weather. Just, y\u2019know, don\u2019t.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The UK is sweltering in a heatwave, with temperatures reaching levels so fearsome that even Australians might consider removing that second sweater. Accordingly, Britons are gearing themselves for the traditional challenges of a hot snap: sweaty nights, mint Cornetto shortages and, worst of all, the inevitable glut of warm weather driving tips, gravely dishing out […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[226,237],"class_list":["post-2009449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-crawlmanager","tag-topgear-com"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2009449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2009449"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2009449\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2009449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2009449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2009449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}