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Mini\u0219trii no\u0219tri sunt ca zilele de na\u0219tere. De la un num\u0103r \u00een sus, nu ne mai bucur\u0103m c\u0103 vin, dar, cum, invariabil, acest lucru se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, le iert\u0103m. Mai ales dac\u0103 ne prezint\u0103 scuze \u0219i, \u00een ap\u0103rarea lor, aduc argumente pe care le-am folosit \u0219i noi, c\u00e2ndva.<\/p>\n
\u00cen urm\u0103 cu deja mul\u021bi ani, c\u0103l\u0103toria cu trenul de la Bucure\u0219ti la Timi\u0219oara era suportabil\u0103. Iar vagonul bar-bistro sau restaurant-board o scurta considerabil. Timpul, nu numai c\u0103 \u0219tia s\u0103 piart\u0103 vremea, dar avea \u0219i unde.<\/p>\n
Pe-atunci, \u00eentr-unul din drumurile mele de \u00eentoarcere din Capital\u0103, am \u00eent\u00e2lnit un grup de trei aviatori utilitari ce vizitaser\u0103 de diminea\u021b\u0103, dup\u0103 sosirea lor cu trenul de noapte, Ministerul Agriculturii, a\u0219a c\u0103 se \u00eentorceau cu cel de dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103. Se \u00eent\u00e2mpla pe la Craiova, c\u00e2nd \u00een aerul bar-bistro-ului pluteau deja, ca ni\u0219te AN-2-uri proasp\u0103t recondi\u021bionate, pove\u0219ti despre via\u021b\u0103 \u0219i zbor. C\u0103rora m-am al\u0103turat \u0219i eu, f\u0103r\u0103 brevet, dar cu drag de \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tur\u0103. \u0218i cum \u201ena\u0219a\u201d era cea mai sever\u0103 dintre toate controloarele CFR-ului, am \u00eencercat s\u0103-mi dau toat\u0103 silin\u021ba: s\u0103 fumez c\u00e2t mai discret, acoperit, b\u0103rb\u0103te\u0219te, de \u201echef\u201d \u0219i de \u0219eful de tren. O discre\u021bie \u00eens\u0103 care, odat\u0103 cu trecerea sta\u021biilor, \u00ee\u0219i pierdea din limpezime, cu at\u00e2t mai mult cu c\u00e2t comesenii mei beau ca ni\u0219te pilo\u021bi de acroba\u021bie interbelici.<\/p>\n
A\u0219a se face c\u0103, imediat dup\u0103 Lugoj, am fost prin\u0219i \u00een flagrant. Iar \u201ena\u0219a\u201d, deja supus\u0103 de la Herculane draconicelor proceduri balneo-climaterice de la decolare, era hot\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103 s\u0103 se revan\u0219eze. De fapt, s\u0103 fie ea \u00eens\u0103\u0219i. \u0218i cum trebuia s\u0103 g\u0103sim o fisur\u0103 \u00een discursul s\u0103u frigorific, m-am uitat la ceas. Trebuia s\u0103 fim \u00een Timi\u0219oara Nord. Trenul avea vre0 30 de minute \u00eent\u00e2rziere \u00een acel moment. A\u0219a c\u0103, z\u00e2mbind, i-am spus c\u0103 noi nu fum\u0103m \u00een tren, fiindc\u0103 la ora asta suntem pe peron. Sigur, ne-a amenin\u021bat cu o debarcare \u00een c\u00e2mp \u0219i, \u00eentr-un t\u00e2rziu, a sur\u00e2s \u0219i ea. Amar, dar c\u00e2t de dulce pentru noi! Fiindc\u0103 ne-a trimis pe locurile noastre de pe bilete, \u00een compartimente. Ca-n proverb: \u201eC\u00e2nd doi \u00ee\u021bi spun c\u0103 e\u0219ti beat, du-te \u0219i te culc\u0103\u201d. \u0218i, crede\u021bi-m\u0103, \u201ena\u0219a\u201d, de\u0219i sub\u021bire, f\u0103cea c\u00e2t doi \u00een acele clipe.<\/p>\n
Cam a\u0219a am z\u00e2mbit \u0219i eu zilele trecute citind unul din argumentele pe care ministrul Educa\u021biei \u0219i Cecet\u0103rii le invoca \u00een scuzele sale publice dup\u0103 apari\u021bia \u00eenregistr\u0103rii unde apare \u00een postura de sclav al smartphone-ului \u2014 sau nu doar al lui? Acesta scria, cu dezinvoltura cu care eu privisem ceasul \u00een tren: \u201eFaptul c\u0103 am r\u0103mas la eveniment mai mult dec\u00e2t \u00eemi permitea agenda s-a datorat tocmai dorin\u021bei de a asculta c\u00e2t mai multe dintre p\u0103rerile speciali\u0219tilor \u0219i ale elevilor\u2019\u201d. Adic\u0103 el, conform agendei, nu mai era acolo \u0219i, prin urmare, putea s\u0103-\u0219i foloseasc\u0103 \u00een voie telefonul indiferent de \u201escrisoarea\u201d pe care \u2014 a\u0219a cum am auzit p\u0103reri \u2014 \u201eo interpreta\u201d eleva. Iar mie, care fac \u00eentr-adev\u0103r c\u00e2t doi, fiindc\u0103 sunt \u0219i p\u0103rintele unei eleve \u00een clasa a II-a, nu-mi r\u0103m\u00e2ne dec\u00e2t s\u0103-l iert \u0219i, fire\u0219te s\u0103-i ofer o variant\u0103 de ie\u0219ire proverbial\u0103: \u201eC\u00e2nd doi \u00ee\u021bi spun c\u0103 e\u0219ti ministru, du-te \u0219i te culc\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n
P.S.: \u0218i \u00een chestiunea \u201eblamatei\u201d recit\u0103ri de c\u0103tre elev\u0103 a discursului adresat ministerului, a\u0219 introduce o experien\u021b\u0103 personal\u0103.<\/p>\n
Elev printr-a \u0219aptea, cred, pe scena unui case de cultur\u0103 m-am \u00eempotmolit \u00een Scrisoarea III at\u00e2t de tare \u00eenc\u00e2t am avut timp s\u0103 privesc sala. To\u021bi erau cu ochii pe mine. \u0218i \u2014 sunt sigur! \u2014 nu pentru c\u0103 nu ap\u0103ruser\u0103 smartphone-urile, ci pentru c\u0103 meritam totu\u0219i pu\u021bin\u0103 aten\u021bie. Iar spectatorii se ocupau cu to\u021bii de educa\u021bie: \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tori, profesori, p\u0103rin\u021bi. Iar \u00een privin\u021ba don\u0103rii salariului pe c\u00e2teva zile c\u00e2te i-or fi r\u0103mas ministrului, numai de bine! Uneori, cu un bac\u0219i\u0219, se rezolv\u0103 mitoc\u0103nia fa\u021b\u0103 de o chelneri\u021b\u0103. Dar numai uneori \u0219i numai la birt.<\/p>\n
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