{"id":1966994,"date":"2026-05-30T07:30:51","date_gmt":"2026-05-30T04:30:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1966994"},"modified":"2026-05-30T07:30:51","modified_gmt":"2026-05-30T04:30:51","slug":"nu-te-pune-cu-mine-ca-te-belesc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1966994","title":{"rendered":"Nu te pune cu mine c\u0103 te belesc!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[analyse_image type=&#8221;featured&#8221; src=&#8221;https:\/\/cdn.expressdebanat.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/VICTOR-NAFIRU-1-of-1-620&#215;400-2.jpg&#8221;]<\/p>\n<div id=\"post-area\" class=\"post-973665 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-caras category-pe-a-dreapta category-resita tag-editorial-2 tag-important tag-nu-ratati tag-victorn-nafiru\">\n<div id=\"social-box\">\n<ul class=\"post-social\">\n<li class=\"social-share-button\">\n<li class=\"social-share-button\">\n<li class=\"social-share-button\"><\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"content-area\">\n<div class=\"post-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"620\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.expressdebanat.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/VICTOR-NAFIRU-1-of-1-620x400-2.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumb size-post-thumb wp-post-image perfmatters-lazy\" alt=\"victor nafiru 1 of 1 620x400\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"620\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.expressdebanat.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/VICTOR-NAFIRU-1-of-1-620x400-2.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumb size-post-thumb wp-post-image\" alt=\"victor nafiru 1 of 1 620x400\"><\/div>\n<p>Baciul ardelean \u00ee\u0219i \u00eencepuse diminea\u021ba cum nu se poate mai bine. Un mic dejun consistent, s\u0103n\u0103tos, cu br\u00e2nz\u0103, clis\u0103, ceap\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103, toate din produc\u021bia proprie, cu un ceai din fructe de p\u0103dure culese cu m\u00e2na lui, c\u00e2teva like-uri \u0219i dou\u0103, trei comentarii la post\u0103rile legate de criza politic\u0103 de la Bucure\u0219ti. Cer senin, cadru idilic parc\u0103 luat cu copy-paste din balada popular\u0103, cu miori\u021be \u00een mare form\u0103, cu c\u00e2ini ciob\u0103ne\u0219ti h\u00e2rjonindu-se \u00een spatele t\u00e2rlei.<\/p>\n<p>Nimic din toate astea nu anun\u021ba ce avea s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple cu baciul nostru care tocmai pornise cu turma sa de oi spre locul de p\u0103\u0219unat. Pe unde trecea d\u00e2nsul, g\u00e2zele r\u00e2deau la soare, florile parc\u0103 mai mult \u00eenfloreau, p\u0103s\u0103rile ciripeau, iar apele repezi de munte s\u0103ltau voioase peste pietrele \u00eent\u00e2lnite \u00een cale. S\u0103 tot tr\u0103ie\u0219ti, cum \u00eei spunea adesea b\u0103ci\u021bei pe care, de regul\u0103, o l\u0103sa la st\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eenchege laptele, s\u0103 fac\u0103 jinti\u021b\u0103, ca\u0219 \u0219i br\u00e2nz\u0103, dar \u0219i s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 leg\u0103tura, prin wahtsApp \u0219i e-mail, cu clien\u021bii tradi\u021bionali.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i cum mergea el a\u0219a, c\u00e2nt\u00e2nd c\u00e2te o jian\u0103 din fluier \u0219i caval, numa\u2019 ce se treze\u0219te cu ursul \u00een fa\u021b\u0103. Unul, mai ceva ca \u0103la din reclama cu berea Ursus \u0219i prietenii s\u0103i. D\u0103 s\u0103-l ocoleasc\u0103, namila dup\u0103 el. Asmute c\u00e2inii, ursul \u00ee\u0219i arat\u0103 col\u021bii. \u00cencearc\u0103 s\u0103-l ia cu vorba bun\u0103 \u0219i pe un ton pacifist: \u201eD\u0103-te, b\u0103, la o parte, \u0219i nu-mi strica ziua. Vezi-\u021bi de treaba ta, c\u0103 nici pe mine nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 ce faci \u0219i pe unde umbli \u00een timpul liber. Nu te pune cu mine, c\u0103 eu la via\u021ba mea am f\u0103cut \u0219i Jiu Jistu, \u0219i Kendo, \u0219i Kung-Fu. De toate.\u201d Ursache, nimic. Fl\u0103m\u00e2nd, cu poft\u0103 mare de m\u00e2ncare. O oi\u021b\u0103, un berbecu\u021b, orice care s\u0103-i potoleasc\u0103 foamea.<\/p>\n<p>Ursul \u00een dou\u0103 labe, gata de lupt\u0103, baciul, cu vechi state \u00een ale ciob\u0103niei, ridic\u0103 boata deasupra capului, instinct \u00eemprumutat din tehnicile asiatice de ap\u0103rare. Mo\u0219 Martin \u00eei smulge boata \u0219i e gata s\u0103 se arunce asupra lui. Cu un ultim efort, baciul nostru apuc\u0103 toporul de coad\u0103, face un pas \u00eenapoi, bate pe un picior ca s\u0103ritorii la proba de \u00een\u0103l\u021bime, se \u00eenal\u021b\u0103, apoi \u00eel p\u0103le\u0219te pe Ursache drept \u00een moalele capului. O dat\u0103, de dou\u0103 ori, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd simte c\u0103 lighioana p\u0103durii protejat\u0103 de parlamentari nu mai mi\u0219c\u0103. \u201eNa, \u021bi-am spus s\u0103 te potole\u0219ti, c\u0103 dai de dracu cu mine. C\u0103 te belesc de blan\u0103.\u201d \u0218i l-a belit, c\u00e2t a fost el de urs.<\/p>\n<p>Fapt\u0103 de vitejie, cu care s\u0103 deschizi orice jurnal TV de \u0219tiri, de pus \u00een ram\u0103, de mare curaj \u0219i de povestit nepo\u021bilor, dar nu \u0219i poli\u021bi\u0219tilor care i-au \u00eentocmit dosar penal, acuz\u00e2ndu-l de toate infrac\u021biunile posibile: jignire, agresiune verbal\u0103 \u0219i fizic\u0103, amenin\u021b\u0103ri, \u00eenjurii, mi\u0219toc\u0103rii (e drept, l-a f\u0103cut animal), loviri cu un obiect contondent, ba chiar \u0219i cu unul ascu\u021bit, pentru ca \u00een final s\u0103-i \u00eencadreze fapta la infrac\u021biunea de \u201ebraconaj\u201d. Bine i-a f\u0103cut. S\u0103 se \u00eenve\u021be minte ca alt\u0103dat\u0103 (dup\u0103 ce va ie\u0219i de la Popa \u0218apc\u0103), s\u0103 nu-\u0219i mai pun\u0103 mintea cu ursul. S\u0103 nu-i mai dea \u00een cap, \u0219i nici m\u0103car s\u0103 asmute c\u00e2inii pe el. C\u0103 vorba aia, cu o oi\u021b\u0103, dou\u0103 \u00een plus, nu o s\u0103 s\u0103r\u0103ceasc\u0103.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"social-box\">\n<ul class=\"post-social\">\n<li class=\"fb-line\">\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-lang=\"en\" data-count=\"horizontal\">Tweet<\/a><\/li>\n<li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexpressdebanat.ro%2Fnu-te-pune-cu-mine-ca-te-belesc%2F&amp;media=https:\/\/cdn.expressdebanat.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/VICTOR-NAFIRU-1-of-1-620x400-2.jpg&amp;description=Nu%20te%20pune%20cu%20mine%20c%C4%83%20te%20belesc!\" class=\"pin-it-button\">Pin It<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"content-area\">\n<div class=\"post-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"620\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.expressdebanat.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/VICTOR-NAFIRU-1-of-1-620x400-2.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumb size-post-thumb wp-post-image perfmatters-lazy\" alt=\"victor nafiru 1 of 1 620x400\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"620\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.expressdebanat.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/VICTOR-NAFIRU-1-of-1-620x400-2.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumb size-post-thumb wp-post-image\" alt=\"victor nafiru 1 of 1 620x400\"><\/div>\n<p>Baciul ardelean \u00ee\u0219i \u00eencepuse diminea\u021ba cum nu se poate mai bine. Un mic dejun consistent, s\u0103n\u0103tos, cu br\u00e2nz\u0103, clis\u0103, ceap\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103, toate din produc\u021bia proprie, cu un ceai din fructe de p\u0103dure culese cu m\u00e2na lui, c\u00e2teva like-uri \u0219i dou\u0103, trei comentarii la post\u0103rile legate de criza politic\u0103 de la Bucure\u0219ti. Cer senin, cadru idilic parc\u0103 luat cu copy-paste din balada popular\u0103, cu miori\u021be \u00een mare form\u0103, cu c\u00e2ini ciob\u0103ne\u0219ti h\u00e2rjonindu-se \u00een spatele t\u00e2rlei.<\/p>\n<p>Nimic din toate astea nu anun\u021ba ce avea s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple cu baciul nostru care tocmai pornise cu turma sa de oi spre locul de p\u0103\u0219unat. Pe unde trecea d\u00e2nsul, g\u00e2zele r\u00e2deau la soare, florile parc\u0103 mai mult \u00eenfloreau, p\u0103s\u0103rile ciripeau, iar apele repezi de munte s\u0103ltau voioase peste pietrele \u00eent\u00e2lnite \u00een cale. S\u0103 tot tr\u0103ie\u0219ti, cum \u00eei spunea adesea b\u0103ci\u021bei pe care, de regul\u0103, o l\u0103sa la st\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eenchege laptele, s\u0103 fac\u0103 jinti\u021b\u0103, ca\u0219 \u0219i br\u00e2nz\u0103, dar \u0219i s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 leg\u0103tura, prin wahtsApp \u0219i e-mail, cu clien\u021bii tradi\u021bionali.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i cum mergea el a\u0219a, c\u00e2nt\u00e2nd c\u00e2te o jian\u0103 din fluier \u0219i caval, numa\u2019 ce se treze\u0219te cu ursul \u00een fa\u021b\u0103. Unul, mai ceva ca \u0103la din reclama cu berea Ursus \u0219i prietenii s\u0103i. D\u0103 s\u0103-l ocoleasc\u0103, namila dup\u0103 el. Asmute c\u00e2inii, ursul \u00ee\u0219i arat\u0103 col\u021bii. \u00cencearc\u0103 s\u0103-l ia cu vorba bun\u0103 \u0219i pe un ton pacifist: \u201eD\u0103-te, b\u0103, la o parte, \u0219i nu-mi strica ziua. Vezi-\u021bi de treaba ta, c\u0103 nici pe mine nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 ce faci \u0219i pe unde umbli \u00een timpul liber. Nu te pune cu mine, c\u0103 eu la via\u021ba mea am f\u0103cut \u0219i Jiu Jistu, \u0219i Kendo, \u0219i Kung-Fu. De toate.\u201d Ursache, nimic. Fl\u0103m\u00e2nd, cu poft\u0103 mare de m\u00e2ncare. O oi\u021b\u0103, un berbecu\u021b, orice care s\u0103-i potoleasc\u0103 foamea.<\/p>\n<p>Ursul \u00een dou\u0103 labe, gata de lupt\u0103, baciul, cu vechi state \u00een ale ciob\u0103niei, ridic\u0103 boata deasupra capului, instinct \u00eemprumutat din tehnicile asiatice de ap\u0103rare. Mo\u0219 Martin \u00eei smulge boata \u0219i e gata s\u0103 se arunce asupra lui. Cu un ultim efort, baciul nostru apuc\u0103 toporul de coad\u0103, face un pas \u00eenapoi, bate pe un picior ca s\u0103ritorii la proba de \u00een\u0103l\u021bime, se \u00eenal\u021b\u0103, apoi \u00eel p\u0103le\u0219te pe Ursache drept \u00een moalele capului. O dat\u0103, de dou\u0103 ori, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd simte c\u0103 lighioana p\u0103durii protejat\u0103 de parlamentari nu mai mi\u0219c\u0103. \u201eNa, \u021bi-am spus s\u0103 te potole\u0219ti, c\u0103 dai de dracu cu mine. C\u0103 te belesc de blan\u0103.\u201d \u0218i l-a belit, c\u00e2t a fost el de urs.<\/p>\n<p>Fapt\u0103 de vitejie, cu care s\u0103 deschizi orice jurnal TV de \u0219tiri, de pus \u00een ram\u0103, de mare curaj \u0219i de povestit nepo\u021bilor, dar nu \u0219i poli\u021bi\u0219tilor care i-au \u00eentocmit dosar penal, acuz\u00e2ndu-l de toate infrac\u021biunile posibile: jignire, agresiune verbal\u0103 \u0219i fizic\u0103, amenin\u021b\u0103ri, \u00eenjurii, mi\u0219toc\u0103rii (e drept, l-a f\u0103cut animal), loviri cu un obiect contondent, ba chiar \u0219i cu unul ascu\u021bit, pentru ca \u00een final s\u0103-i \u00eencadreze fapta la infrac\u021biunea de \u201ebraconaj\u201d. Bine i-a f\u0103cut. S\u0103 se \u00eenve\u021be minte ca alt\u0103dat\u0103 (dup\u0103 ce va ie\u0219i de la Popa \u0218apc\u0103), s\u0103 nu-\u0219i mai pun\u0103 mintea cu ursul. S\u0103 nu-i mai dea \u00een cap, \u0219i nici m\u0103car s\u0103 asmute c\u00e2inii pe el. C\u0103 vorba aia, cu o oi\u021b\u0103, dou\u0103 \u00een plus, nu o s\u0103 s\u0103r\u0103ceasc\u0103.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>[analyse_source url=&#8221;https:\/\/expressdebanat.ro\/nu-te-pune-cu-mine-ca-te-belesc\/&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[analyse_image type=&#8221;featured&#8221; src=&#8221;https:\/\/cdn.expressdebanat.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/VICTOR-NAFIRU-1-of-1-620&#215;400-2.jpg&#8221;] Baciul ardelean \u00ee\u0219i \u00eencepuse diminea\u021ba cum nu se poate mai bine. Un mic dejun consistent, s\u0103n\u0103tos, cu br\u00e2nz\u0103, clis\u0103, ceap\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103, toate din produc\u021bia proprie, cu un ceai din fructe de p\u0103dure culese cu m\u00e2na lui, c\u00e2teva like-uri \u0219i dou\u0103, trei comentarii la post\u0103rile legate de criza politic\u0103 de la Bucure\u0219ti. 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