{"id":1916204,"date":"2026-04-26T10:07:46","date_gmt":"2026-04-26T07:07:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1916204"},"modified":"2026-04-26T10:07:46","modified_gmt":"2026-04-26T07:07:46","slug":"dramaturgul-stefan-caraman-premiat-la-intalnirea-umoristilor-braila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1916204","title":{"rendered":"Dramaturgul \u0218tefan Caraman premiat la \u201e\u00cent\u00e2lnirea Umori\u0219tilor\u201d Br\u0103ila"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[analyse_image type=&#8221;featured&#8221; src=&#8221;https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_8403.jpeghttps:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_8403.jpeg&#8221;]<\/p>\n<div id=\"content\" class=\"site-content container\">\n<div id=\"main-content-row\" class=\"tie-row main-content-row\">\n<div class=\"main-content tie-col-md-8 tie-col-xs-12\" role=\"main\">\n<article id=\"the-post\" class=\"container-wrapper post-content tie-standard\">\n<header class=\"entry-header-outer\">\n<nav id=\"breadcrumb\"><a href=\"https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/\"> Home<\/a><em class=\"delimiter\">\/<\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/categorie\/cultura\/\">Cultur\u0103 Culte<\/a><em class=\"delimiter\">\/<\/em><span class=\"current\">Dramaturgul \u0218tefan Caraman premiat la \u201e\u00cent\u00e2lnirea Umori\u0219tilor\u201d Br\u0103ila<\/span><\/nav>\n<div class=\"entry-header\"><span class=\"post-cat-wrap\"><a class=\"post-cat tie-cat-38\" href=\"https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/categorie\/cultura\/\">Cultur\u0103 Culte<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"post-title entry-title\">\n\t\t\tDramaturgul \u0218tefan Caraman premiat la \u201e\u00cent\u00e2lnirea Umori\u0219tilor\u201d Br\u0103ila\t\t<\/h1>\n<div class=\"single-post-meta post-meta clearfix\"><span class=\"author-meta single-author no-avatars\"><span class=\"meta-item meta-author-wrapper meta-author-2\"><span class=\"meta-author\"><a href=\"https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/author\/irinel-2\/\" class=\"author-name tie-icon\" title=\"infotulcea.ro\">infotulcea.ro<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/span><span class=\"date meta-item tie-icon\">26 aprilie 2026<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"tie-alignright\"><span class=\"meta-comment tie-icon meta-item fa-before\">0<\/span><span class=\"meta-views meta-item \"> 160 <\/span><span class=\"meta-reading-time meta-item\"> 9 minutes read<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/header>\n<div class=\"entry-content entry clearfix\">\n<p><strong>Br\u0103ila a fost s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, 25 aprilie 2026, gazda unui eveniment cultural dedicat umorului de calitate, odat\u0103 cu desf\u0103\u0219urarea Galei Laurea\u021bilor celei de-a VIII-a edi\u021bii a Festivalului-Concurs \u201e\u00cent\u00e2lnirea Umori\u0219tilor\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/dramaturgul-stefan-caraman-premiat-la-intalnirea-umoristilor-braila\/img_8403\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-39357\"><source sizes=\"(max-width: 692px) 100vw, 692px\" type=\"image\/webp\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_8403.jpeg.webp 692w, https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_8403-500x331.jpeg.webp 500w\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-39357\" src=\"https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_8403.jpeg\" alt width=\"692\" height=\"458\">Organizat de Centrul Cultural \u0219i de Agrement CHIRA CHIRALINA, festivalul a adus \u00een prim-plan literatura umoristic\u0103 iar concursul, lansat \u00een luna februarie, a atras 60 de participan\u021bi din Rom\u00e2nia, Republica Moldova \u0219i Croa\u021bia, care au concurat la trei sec\u021biuni: \u201eUmor pe rime\u201d, \u201eProz\u0103 scurt\u0103\u201d \u0219i \u201eAforisme\u201d.<br \/>\nTemele propuse la aceast\u0103 edi\u021bie \u2013 \u201eGre\u0219eli\u201d \u0219i \u201eObr\u0103znicie\u201d \u2013 au generat lucr\u0103ri originale, printre acestea \u0219i ,,Tot mai bine machidon\u201d a dramaturgului \u0218tefan Caraman, invitat ieri pentru a i se decerna Premiul al II-lea la sec\u021biunea \u201eProz\u0103 scurt\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/dramaturgul-stefan-caraman-premiat-la-intalnirea-umoristilor-braila\/1fde0f1a-76a7-4788-bddd-f4536e63ed75\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-39358\"><source sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" type=\"image\/webp\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1fde0f1a-76a7-4788-bddd-f4536e63ed75.jpeg.webp 1080w, https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1fde0f1a-76a7-4788-bddd-f4536e63ed75-375x500.jpeg.webp 375w, https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1fde0f1a-76a7-4788-bddd-f4536e63ed75-768x1024.jpeg.webp 768w\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-39358\" src=\"https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1fde0f1a-76a7-4788-bddd-f4536e63ed75.jpeg\" alt width=\"1080\" height=\"1440\"><br \/>\nMai jos acest text premiat ieri de juriul Festivalului Concurs ,,\u00cent\u00e2lnirea umori\u0219tilor\u201d.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tot mai bine machidon<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Microbuzul rula leg\u0103nat \u0219i lene\u0219 pe \u0219oseaua pr\u0103fuit\u0103. Era vara, era cald, era lini\u0219te \u00een interior\u2026 La volan st\u0103tea concentrat S\u0103ndel, un b\u0103rbat trecut de patruzeci de ani, alb tot \u00een cap, gras, neras; avea cam tot ce trebuie ca s\u0103 nu-\u021bi plac\u0103 omul. \u00cen plus, purta o \u0219apc\u0103 soioas\u0103 tras\u0103 pe frunte. \u0218i mai \u00een plus, fredona printre din\u021bi un refren vechi. Adic\u0103 foarte vechi. At\u00e2t de vechi \u00eenc\u00e2t p\u0103rea foarte foarte nou. Dac\u0103 \u0219tii cum vine asta. \u00cen spate, cei c\u00e2\u021biva pasageri erau a\u0219eza\u021bi \u00eenghesui\u021bi \u00een scaunele incomode, fiecare pierdut \u00een g\u00e2ndurile lui. C\u0103ci a\u0219a merge omul cu microbuzul \u00een Rom\u00e2nia de azi, pierdut \u00een g\u00e2nduri. De aceea biletele sunt at\u00e2t de scumpe, unde mai g\u0103se\u0219ti un asemenea lux.<br \/>\nLa un moment dat, S\u0103ndel \u0219oferul se opri din c\u00e2ntat \u0219i se aplec\u0103 u\u0219or peste volan, c\u0103lc\u00e2nd impacientat fr\u00e2na.<br \/>\n\u2014 Ia uite, m\u0103, al dracului oltean\u2026 morm\u0103i fix\u00e2nd cu privirea la o ma\u0219in\u0103 care \u00eei t\u0103iase fa\u021ba.<br \/>\n\u00cen spatele lui, doamna Maria, o femeie pe fruntea c\u0103reia scria \u201docole\u0219te larg c\u00e2t mai ai timp\u201d, bomb\u0103ni pentru sine, \u201eio-te, altul\u2026 nu mai ai loc de olteni\u201d. Era gras\u0103, prost \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103, prost dispus\u0103 \u0219i de o v\u00e2rst\u0103 la care nu mai ai curiozit\u0103\u021bi, dimpotriv\u0103. S\u0103ndel o auzi, o privi prin oglind\u0103 \u0219i t\u0103cu. \u00cens\u0103 foarte pu\u021bin.<br \/>\n\u2014 Ce nu v\u0103 convine, doamn\u0103?<br \/>\n\u2014 P\u0103i tocmai asta m\u0103 \u00eentreb \u0219i eu, ce nu v\u0103 convine dumneavoastr\u0103? r\u0103spunse ea prompt. \u00ce\u0219i potrivi mai bine \u0219ezutul \u00een scaun, precum o g\u0103in\u0103 a\u0219ez\u00e2ndu-se pe ou\u0103. Te-ai fi a\u0219teptat s\u0103 cotcod\u0103ceasc\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu-mi convine c\u0103 se bag\u0103 \u0103la \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 semnalizeze. Omul explica, ar\u0103t\u00e2nd cu un gest nervos spre parbriz, c\u0103 ma\u0219ina din fa\u021b\u0103 intrase \u00een dep\u0103\u0219ire f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 semnalizeze. Pentru el era clar: avea num\u0103r de Olt, deci era de acolo.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u0218i asta \u00eel face oltean? insist\u0103 coana.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu asta ci num\u0103rul de la ma\u0219in\u0103. OT \u00eenseamn\u0103 Olt, \u0219tie toat\u0103 lumea.<br \/>\nMaria ridic\u0103 din spr\u00e2ncene \u0219i, cu un sarcasm gros, \u00eencepu s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 despre cum, \u00een ziua de azi, oricine \u00ee\u0219i poate \u00eenmatricula ma\u0219ina unde vrea, mai ales dac\u0103 are bani. Vorbea mult, lung \u0219i scuipa cuvinte, uneori reu\u0219ea \u0219i cu saliv\u0103. Ba ridica tonul, ba \u00eel l\u0103sa. Furios, coana Maria vorbea.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu mai spune\u021bi, ce chestie nou\u0103! Parc\u0103 nu po\u021bi s\u0103 fi machidon din Constan\u021ba \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi \u00eenmatriculezi ma\u0219ina la Slatina. Cu bani faci orice\u2026<br \/>\nO \u00eentrerupse o voce baritonal\u0103 \u0219i ferm\u0103. De pe unul dintre scaunele din mijloc, domnul Andrei, un b\u0103rbat sobru cu ochelari \u0219i cu o voce de protop, se insinu\u0103 \u00een discu\u021bie. \u00centreb\u0103 calm dac\u0103 e un p\u0103cat s\u0103 ai bani. Maria \u00eei r\u0103spunse c\u0103 depinde de cine \u00eei are, l\u0103s\u00e2nd s\u0103 pluteasc\u0103 \u00een aer ideea c\u0103 anumite etnii se \u00eembog\u0103\u021besc suspect de mult \u0219i de rapid.<br \/>\nImediat, un alt pasager, unul f\u0103r\u0103 nume (c\u0103ci era genul acela de om, adic\u0103 unul f\u0103r\u0103 nume; \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219ti pe strad\u0103, \u00eel dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti \u0219i remarci doar curentul de are pe care \u00eel las\u0103 trecerea lui\u2026 cam ca noi to\u021bi) deschise gura \u0219i vorbi. O \u00eentreb\u0103 direct pe femeie ce anume voia s\u0103 spun\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2014 Nu insinuez nimic, declar\u0103 aceasta, f\u0103r\u0103 se renun\u021be la ton \u0219i la atitudine. Machidonii au bani \u0219i cump\u0103r\u0103 pe oricine, \u0219tie toat\u0103 lumea. Nu la mai ajunge br\u00e2nza\u2026<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 e chiar a\u0219a, \u00eei replic\u0103 timid omul acela f\u0103r\u0103 nume. Maria se \u00eentoarse c\u00e2t putea s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 \u0219i \u00eel privi ur\u00e2t, cu coada ochiului nemachiat. Dar nu \u00eei replic\u0103. De ce? Pentru c\u0103 nu-l v\u0103zu. Sesiz\u0103 doar curentul de aer provocat de respira\u021bia lui. Prea pu\u021bin.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u00cens\u0103 domnul Andrei avea \u0219i nume, avea \u0219i chip \u0219i, culmea, avea \u0219i ceva de comentat. A\u0219a c\u0103 o corect\u0103 imediat, cu r\u0103bdarea unui profesor.<br \/>\n\u2014 Arom\u00e2ni, doamn\u0103. Se spune arom\u00e2ni. \u201eMachidon\u201d e un barbarism folosit adesea \u00een denumirea acestei etnii. V\u0103 pot vorbi p\u00e2n\u0103 la Br\u0103ila despre frumuse\u021bea obiceiurilor lor. Maria \u00eel \u00eentrerupse cu un gest dispre\u021buitor.<br \/>\n\u2014 Machidon, arom\u00e2n\u2026 tot un drac. \u021ain\u021birli, min\u021birli, at\u00e2ta \u0219tiu.<br \/>\nDomnul Andrei z\u00e2mbi ironic.<br \/>\n\u2013 Z\u0103u? Dar ce v-au f\u0103cut, v-au furat cumva din traist\u0103?<br \/>\nLa \u00eentrebarea aceasta, o femeie normal\u0103 cedeaz\u0103. Eventual scuip\u0103 \u00een s\u00e2n, \u00ee\u0219i face o cruce, verific\u0103 banii din portofel sau, cel mult, dr\u0103cuie dup\u0103 care spune imediat, \u201dDoamne iart\u0103-m\u0103\u201d. Nimic din toate astea, \u00eens\u0103, c\u00e2nd vorbim de pasagera pe nume Maria.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu mi-au furat din traist\u0103, c\u0103 nu sunt proast\u0103. R\u00e2nji imediat dup\u0103 ce spuse aceste cuvinte. Se a\u0219tepta ca asisten\u021ba s\u0103 o aplaude, sau m\u0103car s\u0103 murmure aprobator. Nimic din toate acestea. Doar o lini\u0219te ap\u0103s\u0103toare.<br \/>\n\u2013 Dar i-au furat pe al\u021bii fiind pro\u0219ti, nu-i a\u0219a? Domnul Andrei, c\u00e2t era el de domn, sim\u021bea cum \u00eel ia cu c\u0103lduri. \u0218i nu erau cele de afar\u0103. Cucoana \u00eel enerva \u0219i \u00een sinea lui se ducea o lupt\u0103 \u00eentre domnul ce se dorea s\u0103 fie \u0219i scandalagiul pe care \u00eel \u021binea \u00een lan\u021buri ad\u00e2nc \u00een sine, de mul\u021bi ani. \u201dLas\u0103-m\u0103 pe mine, las\u0103-m\u0103 pe mine!\u201d striga \u0103la din ad\u00e2ncuri.<br \/>\n\u2013 Las\u0103 c\u0103 v\u0103 \u0219tiu io\u2026 continua imperturbabil\u0103 Maria g\u0103l\u0103gia. (se putea \u0219i cu rime mai bune)<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu sunt arom\u00e2n doamn\u0103, nu mai specula\u021bi aiurea. Domnul Andrei ridic\u0103, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it, glasul. M\u0103ria sim\u021bi cuvintele direct \u00een plex. Nu mai avea aer. Nu se a\u0219tepta. \u0218i simpatiza omul. \u00cel observase \u00eenc\u0103 de la \u00eembarcare. \u201dCe b\u0103rbat frumos. Dac\u0103 aveam \u0219i eu a\u0219a ceva acas\u0103\u2026\u201d Acum, \u00eens\u0103, se r\u0103zg\u00e2ndi. \u201dIo-te m\u0103, e \u0219i al dracului!\u201d<br \/>\n\u2013 \u0218i de ce le lua\u021bi partea? I-o \u00eentoarse doar ca s\u0103 nu tac\u0103 dar avea, de data aceasta, un ton nesigur.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu le iau partea, dar sunte\u021bi nedreapt\u0103 \u0219i \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tia\u021bi neadev\u0103ruri \u00een spa\u021biul public. Dup\u0103 ce vorbi, domnul Andrei \u00ee\u0219i \u00eentoarse privirea spre fereastr\u0103. Astfel ar\u0103t\u0103 c\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103se\u0219te conversa\u021bia aceasta care \u00eel consuma nepermis. Afara microbuzul tocmai traversa o p\u0103dure. B\u0103rbatul o admira tot mai relaxat. \u00ce\u0219i imagin\u0103 cum ma\u0219ina opre\u0219te, cum coboar\u0103 cu to\u021bii, cum din p\u0103dure iese un lup \u0219i o m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 cu gesturi feroce pe Maria. \u201dMul\u021bumesc\u201d, spuse cu glas tare. To\u021bi din microbuz se \u00eentrebar\u0103, la unison, cui.<br \/>\nDiscu\u021bia \u00eencepea s\u0103 se \u00eencing\u0103, soarele de afar\u0103 putea merge lejer la culcare. Avea cine s\u0103 \u00eei \u021bin\u0103 locul. De la volan, S\u0103ndel arunc\u0103 peste um\u0103r o observa\u021bie:<br \/>\n\u2014 Doamn\u0103, azi sunte\u021bi pus\u0103 pe scandal. O privea prin oglinda retrovizoare. \u201dMai bine t\u0103ceam\u201d, g\u00e2ndi. Prea t\u00e2rziu.<br \/>\n\u2014 Mata condu acolo \u0219i du-ne \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103 acas\u0103! \u00eei t\u0103ie aceasta elanul.<br \/>\n\u2013 Dac\u0103 v-ar t\u0103cea \u0219i dumneavoastr\u0103 gura, ar fi \u0219i mai sigur.<br \/>\n\u0218oferul pufni \u00een r\u00e2s \u0219i murmur\u0103 c\u0103 asta chiar ar fi o idee bun\u0103. \u00cen timp ce microbuzul hurduc\u0103ia peste o groap\u0103, Maria continua s\u0103 se pl\u00e2ng\u0103 c\u0103 nu mai po\u021bi merge lini\u0219tit cu transportul public, c\u0103 imediat apare c\u00e2te unul care \u201ese \u021big\u0103ne\u0219te\u201d.<br \/>\nDin spate se auzi atunci o alt\u0103 voce calm\u0103. De data aceasta \u0219i u\u0219or amuzat\u0103. Era a unui b\u0103rbat brunet care p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci t\u0103cuse. S\u0103 \u00eei spunem Radu, de\u0219i nu \u00eel chema a\u0219a.<br \/>\n\u2014 Chiar m\u0103 \u00eentrebam, discu\u021bie \u00een public f\u0103r\u0103 \u021bigani\u2026, zise el.<br \/>\nMaria se \u00eentoarse spre el, iritat\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2014 Mata ce te bagi?<br \/>\n\u2014 A\u0219a suntem noi, \u021biganii. Ne b\u0103g\u0103m.<br \/>\nC\u00e2teva r\u00e2sete \u00eenfundate se auzir\u0103 prin microbuz. Femeia se \u00eenro\u0219i \u0219i \u00eei spuse s\u0103 stea lini\u0219tit, c\u0103 nu s-a luat de el. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i una ca ea putea s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i dea seama ca e complicat s\u0103 lup\u021bi pe dou\u0103 fronturi. Uite, ru\u0219ilor nu le-a reu\u0219it. Nici clubului de fotbal FCSB.<br \/>\n\u2014 Era doar o chestiune de timp, r\u0103spunse Radu lini\u0219tit. \u00cel privir\u0103 to\u021bi cu un amestec de invidie \u0219i surpriz\u0103. Era un ins t\u00e2n\u0103r, brunet, prin porii c\u0103ruia transpira o educa\u021bie peste medie. Nu bale la gur\u0103, nu o vioar\u0103 \u00een poale, nu centur\u0103 lat\u0103 la br\u00e2u. Uite a\u0219a se f\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 o lume, de la convingeri. Sau pierderea \u00eencrederii \u00een ele.<br \/>\nOare duduia Maria c\u0103rei lumi apar\u021binea. C\u0103ci, sim\u021bindu-se atacat\u0103 din toate p\u0103r\u021bile, izbucni:<br \/>\n\u2014 Dar ce ave\u021bi, domnilor, v-a\u021bi pus to\u021bi pe mine?<br \/>\n\u2014 Se pare c\u0103 v\u0103 place, replic\u0103 calm Radu.<br \/>\n\u2013 Ia ascult\u0103, domnule Parpanghel, f\u0103r\u0103 mi\u0219touri, da? Gata, una doua, la viol!<br \/>\nLa cuv\u00e2ntul \u201dviol\u201d se l\u0103s\u0103 lini\u0219tea \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103. Unii credeau c\u0103 s-a ajuns deja prea departe. Al\u021bii credeau, c\u0103 e loc \u0219i de mai r\u0103u. Putea fi o c\u0103l\u0103torie pl\u0103cut\u0103 g\u00e2ndeau, \u00een principiu, to\u021bi. Dar putea fi una plictisitoare. Tot to\u021bi. S\u0103ndel, singur, nu credea nimic.<br \/>\n\u2013 F\u0103r\u0103 violuri \u00een ma\u0219ina mea! Se surprinse p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i pe sine. Nici nu prea ai cum pe scaunele astea str\u00e2mte, g\u00e2ndi vinovat.<br \/>\nPe nea\u0219teptate, domnul Andrei reveni din p\u0103durea \u00een care r\u0103t\u0103cea de o vreme. Maria era deja h\u0103cuit\u0103 de haita de lupi \u00eenchipuit\u0103. A\u0219a c\u0103 scormoni un pic focul.<br \/>\n\u2013 Pentru viol e nevoie \u0219i de o victim\u0103, spuse, a\u0219adar, cu o voce u\u0219or misterioas\u0103. Ironie fin\u0103, afirma\u021bie cu mant\u0103, aluzie discret\u0103\u2026 \u00een fine, a\u0219a credea el. Fiind at\u00e2t de subtile nu le pricepu mai nimeni. \u00cen mod sigur, nu \u0219oferul.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu m-am prins, dar \u0219tiu c\u0103 e la mi\u0219to. Domnul Andrei z\u00e2mbi. Radu, d\u0103dea absent paginile unei c\u0103r\u021bi. A\u0219a, una dup\u0103 alta, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 le citeasc\u0103. Coana Maria tocmai ap\u0103sase pe butonul de restart, lucru care presupunea c\u00e2teva minute de absen\u021b\u0103. \u00cens\u0103 acum a sosit momentul tinerei Irina. Student\u0103 probabil, care \u00ee\u0219i smulse cu un gest nervos c\u0103\u0219tile de pe urechi.<br \/>\n\u2013 Misogini\u2026 chiar nu mai sc\u0103p\u0103m de chestia asta? Replica ei veni surprinz\u0103tor, c\u0103ci pentru to\u021bi era un pasager absent. C\u0103\u0219ti pe urechi, telefon sub ochi, atitudinea aceea de \u201deu nu sunt, voi nu sunte\u021bi, hai s\u0103 convie\u021buim f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fim\u201d, gen. B\u0103rba\u021bii se ab\u021binur\u0103 din diferite motive. Polite\u021be, indiferen\u021b\u0103, superioritate, decen\u021b\u0103, team\u0103. Alege\u021bi. Coana Maria, nu.<br \/>\n\u2013 Mata ce te bagi? Era complet resetat\u0103. Avea din nou aplomb, armele re\u00eenc\u0103rcate, mai lipsea inamicul.<br \/>\n\u2013 De fapt, v\u0103 luam partea, doamn\u0103, \u00eei r\u0103spunse rece t\u00e2n\u0103ra.<br \/>\n\u2013 Atunci de ce le spui c\u0103-s simpatici? Irina o privi fix \u00een t\u00e2mpl\u0103. Asta pentru c\u0103 doamna, fiind gras\u0103, nu se putea \u00eentoarce complet. Fibra ei feminist\u0103 se cutremur\u0103, poate pentru prima oar\u0103 \u00een via\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2013 Misogin \u00eenseamn\u0103 altceva, spuse t\u00e2mplei pe care tocmai c\u0103zu o \u0219uvi\u021b\u0103 de p\u0103r c\u0103runt. Iar pe chipul care completa t\u00e2mpla se a\u0219ternu o foarte fin\u0103 und\u0103 de jen\u0103. Dar sub\u021bire de tot. \u00centreb\u0103 \u00een aer ce \u00eenseamn\u0103, atunci, \u201daia\u201d. R\u0103spunse S\u0103ndel \u00eenec\u00e2ndu-se \u00eentr-un hohot instant de r\u00e2s.<br \/>\n\u2013 Cum ce? Du\u0219man \u00eenseamn\u0103. Satana, du\u0219manul femeilor. Unii \u00eei spun \u0219i S\u0103ndel, dar asta o spuse \u00eencet, doar pentru sine. Maria f\u0103cu un efort supraomenesc \u0219i se \u00eentoarse c\u0103tre t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103. O privi \u00eentreb\u0103tor.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u00cen mare cam a\u0219a ceva \u00eenseamn\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2013 Deci e de r\u0103u?<br \/>\n\u2013 Da, e de r\u0103u.<br \/>\n\u2013 Atunci e de bine, constat\u0103 cu satisfac\u021bie doamna pe nume Maria.<br \/>\nDomnul pe care l-am numit Radu, se opri din paginat. Era la a doua tur\u0103. Ridic\u0103 fruntea \u0219i o privi direct spre femela alfa din mijlocul de transport.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu era de ajuns c\u0103 sunt \u021bigan, acum sunt \u0219i misogin. Nu \u0219tiu cum m\u0103 mai suport.<br \/>\nIrina era o fat\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, animat\u0103 de \u00eenalte idealuri de st\u00e2nga, deci cu fitilul foarte scurt, dac\u0103 se poate spune a\u0219a. Dar, chiar \u0219i a\u0219a, \u0219tia c\u00e2nd \u0219i, mai ales, p\u00e2n\u0103 unde s\u0103 \u00eentind\u0103 coarda. A\u0219a c\u0103 b\u0103tu \u00een retragere.<br \/>\n\u2013 Domnule, eu nu am nimic cu comunitatea rom\u0103. Ba chiar activez \u00eentr-o asocia\u021bie care militeaz\u0103 \u00eempotriva rasismului de orice fel. Organiz\u0103m des mitinguri, post\u0103m pe facebook, amend\u0103m ferm orice exagerare. \u0218i ar mai fi continuat cu responsabilit\u0103\u021bile t\u00e2n\u0103rului idealist dac\u0103 n-o \u00eentrerupea brusc doamna Maria.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u0218i? Gata, nu mai fur\u0103? Nu se mai \u00eensoar\u0103 la 10 ani? Nu mai cer\u0219esc? Se \u00eenro\u0219ise toat\u0103. \u00cen mod normal, o ascul\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 termin\u0103 \u0219i o ui\u021bi. Dar, eh, tinere\u021be f\u0103r\u0103 risc nu exist\u0103. A\u0219a c\u0103, \u00een simpatica ei inocen\u021b\u0103, Irina \u00eei r\u0103spunse.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu este chiar a\u0219a, romii sunt oameni super ok, plini de via\u021b\u0103. Sunt creativi \u0219i oportuni. Radu z\u00e2mbi.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu credeam c-o s\u0103 aud vreodat\u0103 asta. Imediat scoase din buzunar un pachet de gum\u0103 de mestecat. \u00cel desf\u0103cu \u0219i \u00eei oferi tinerei o lam\u0103. Aceasta extrase lama din pachet \u0219i mul\u021bumi frumos. \u00cel privi frumos. G\u00e2ndi frumos. \u0218i urm\u0103 ceva frumos, dar \u00eentr-o cu totul alt\u0103 poveste. \u00cen aceasta, \u00eens\u0103, interveni, din nou, \u0219oferul S\u0103ndel.<br \/>\n\u2013 Am vecini \u021bigani acas\u0103, m\u0103 \u00eempac bine cu ei. Cu excep\u021bia zilelor c\u00e2nd dau muzica tare la boxe \u0219i se ceart\u0103 dar, hei, nu e mare problem\u0103. M\u0103ria noastr\u0103 prelu\u0103 mingea la fileu.<br \/>\n\u2013 De aia ai gratii la ferestre. S\u0103ndel tres\u0103ri.<br \/>\n\u2013 Dar de unde \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 am gratii la ferestre?<br \/>\n\u2013 Vezi, te-am prins? Te fere\u0219ti. S\u0103ndel lu\u0103 scurt sensul giratoriu. Imediat se deschidea aleea de intrare \u00een autogara de la destina\u021bie.<br \/>\n\u2013 M\u0103 feresc de ho\u021bi, nu de \u021bigani, spuse \u00eencet, atent s\u0103 nu ia vreo bordur\u0103 sub ro\u021bi. Microbuzul trase la peron. Ca la un semn to\u021bi se ridicar\u0103 \u0219i se aliniar\u0103 pentru debarcare. Maria cobor\u00ee prima f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 salute. \u0218oferul o privi lung, apoi privi la ceilal\u021bi pasageri. Privirea lui \u00eent\u00e2lni privirea domnului Andrei. Apoi cu un gest ar\u0103t\u0103 c\u0103tre silueta de afar\u0103 care se \u00eendep\u0103rta dizgra\u021bios.<br \/>\n\u2014 Tot mai bine machidon.<br \/>\nO m\u00e2n\u0103 de oameni cobora r\u00e2z\u00e2nd \u00een hohote din ma\u0219in\u0103, spre mirarea c\u0103l\u0103torilor din sta\u021bie.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"post-extra-info\">\n<div class=\"theiaStickySidebar\">\n<div class=\"single-post-meta post-meta clearfix\"><span class=\"author-meta single-author no-avatars\"><span class=\"meta-item meta-author-wrapper meta-author-2\"><span class=\"meta-author\"><a href=\"https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/author\/irinel-2\/\" class=\"author-name tie-icon\" title=\"infotulcea.ro\">infotulcea.ro<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/span><span class=\"date meta-item tie-icon\">26 aprilie 2026<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"tie-alignright\"><span class=\"meta-comment tie-icon meta-item fa-before\">0<\/span><span class=\"meta-views meta-item \"> 160 <\/span><span class=\"meta-reading-time meta-item\"> 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sizes=\"(max-width: 692px) 100vw, 692px\" type=\"image\/webp\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_8403.jpeg.webp 692w, https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_8403-500x331.jpeg.webp 500w\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-39357\" src=\"https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/IMG_8403.jpeg\" alt width=\"692\" height=\"458\">Organizat de Centrul Cultural \u0219i de Agrement CHIRA CHIRALINA, festivalul a adus \u00een prim-plan literatura umoristic\u0103 iar concursul, lansat \u00een luna februarie, a atras 60 de participan\u021bi din Rom\u00e2nia, Republica Moldova \u0219i Croa\u021bia, care au concurat la trei sec\u021biuni: \u201eUmor pe rime\u201d, \u201eProz\u0103 scurt\u0103\u201d \u0219i \u201eAforisme\u201d.<br \/>\nTemele propuse la aceast\u0103 edi\u021bie \u2013 \u201eGre\u0219eli\u201d \u0219i \u201eObr\u0103znicie\u201d \u2013 au generat lucr\u0103ri originale, printre acestea \u0219i ,,Tot mai bine machidon\u201d a dramaturgului \u0218tefan Caraman, invitat ieri pentru a i se decerna Premiul al II-lea la sec\u021biunea \u201eProz\u0103 scurt\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/dramaturgul-stefan-caraman-premiat-la-intalnirea-umoristilor-braila\/1fde0f1a-76a7-4788-bddd-f4536e63ed75\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-39358\"><source sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" type=\"image\/webp\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1fde0f1a-76a7-4788-bddd-f4536e63ed75.jpeg.webp 1080w, https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1fde0f1a-76a7-4788-bddd-f4536e63ed75-375x500.jpeg.webp 375w, https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1fde0f1a-76a7-4788-bddd-f4536e63ed75-768x1024.jpeg.webp 768w\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-39358\" src=\"https:\/\/infotulcea.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1fde0f1a-76a7-4788-bddd-f4536e63ed75.jpeg\" alt width=\"1080\" height=\"1440\"><br \/>\nMai jos acest text premiat ieri de juriul Festivalului Concurs ,,\u00cent\u00e2lnirea umori\u0219tilor\u201d.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tot mai bine machidon<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Microbuzul rula leg\u0103nat \u0219i lene\u0219 pe \u0219oseaua pr\u0103fuit\u0103. Era vara, era cald, era lini\u0219te \u00een interior\u2026 La volan st\u0103tea concentrat S\u0103ndel, un b\u0103rbat trecut de patruzeci de ani, alb tot \u00een cap, gras, neras; avea cam tot ce trebuie ca s\u0103 nu-\u021bi plac\u0103 omul. \u00cen plus, purta o \u0219apc\u0103 soioas\u0103 tras\u0103 pe frunte. \u0218i mai \u00een plus, fredona printre din\u021bi un refren vechi. Adic\u0103 foarte vechi. At\u00e2t de vechi \u00eenc\u00e2t p\u0103rea foarte foarte nou. Dac\u0103 \u0219tii cum vine asta. \u00cen spate, cei c\u00e2\u021biva pasageri erau a\u0219eza\u021bi \u00eenghesui\u021bi \u00een scaunele incomode, fiecare pierdut \u00een g\u00e2ndurile lui. C\u0103ci a\u0219a merge omul cu microbuzul \u00een Rom\u00e2nia de azi, pierdut \u00een g\u00e2nduri. De aceea biletele sunt at\u00e2t de scumpe, unde mai g\u0103se\u0219ti un asemenea lux.<br \/>\nLa un moment dat, S\u0103ndel \u0219oferul se opri din c\u00e2ntat \u0219i se aplec\u0103 u\u0219or peste volan, c\u0103lc\u00e2nd impacientat fr\u00e2na.<br \/>\n\u2014 Ia uite, m\u0103, al dracului oltean\u2026 morm\u0103i fix\u00e2nd cu privirea la o ma\u0219in\u0103 care \u00eei t\u0103iase fa\u021ba.<br \/>\n\u00cen spatele lui, doamna Maria, o femeie pe fruntea c\u0103reia scria \u201docole\u0219te larg c\u00e2t mai ai timp\u201d, bomb\u0103ni pentru sine, \u201eio-te, altul\u2026 nu mai ai loc de olteni\u201d. Era gras\u0103, prost \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103, prost dispus\u0103 \u0219i de o v\u00e2rst\u0103 la care nu mai ai curiozit\u0103\u021bi, dimpotriv\u0103. S\u0103ndel o auzi, o privi prin oglind\u0103 \u0219i t\u0103cu. \u00cens\u0103 foarte pu\u021bin.<br \/>\n\u2014 Ce nu v\u0103 convine, doamn\u0103?<br \/>\n\u2014 P\u0103i tocmai asta m\u0103 \u00eentreb \u0219i eu, ce nu v\u0103 convine dumneavoastr\u0103? r\u0103spunse ea prompt. \u00ce\u0219i potrivi mai bine \u0219ezutul \u00een scaun, precum o g\u0103in\u0103 a\u0219ez\u00e2ndu-se pe ou\u0103. Te-ai fi a\u0219teptat s\u0103 cotcod\u0103ceasc\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu-mi convine c\u0103 se bag\u0103 \u0103la \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 semnalizeze. Omul explica, ar\u0103t\u00e2nd cu un gest nervos spre parbriz, c\u0103 ma\u0219ina din fa\u021b\u0103 intrase \u00een dep\u0103\u0219ire f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 semnalizeze. Pentru el era clar: avea num\u0103r de Olt, deci era de acolo.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u0218i asta \u00eel face oltean? insist\u0103 coana.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu asta ci num\u0103rul de la ma\u0219in\u0103. OT \u00eenseamn\u0103 Olt, \u0219tie toat\u0103 lumea.<br \/>\nMaria ridic\u0103 din spr\u00e2ncene \u0219i, cu un sarcasm gros, \u00eencepu s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 despre cum, \u00een ziua de azi, oricine \u00ee\u0219i poate \u00eenmatricula ma\u0219ina unde vrea, mai ales dac\u0103 are bani. Vorbea mult, lung \u0219i scuipa cuvinte, uneori reu\u0219ea \u0219i cu saliv\u0103. Ba ridica tonul, ba \u00eel l\u0103sa. Furios, coana Maria vorbea.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu mai spune\u021bi, ce chestie nou\u0103! Parc\u0103 nu po\u021bi s\u0103 fi machidon din Constan\u021ba \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi \u00eenmatriculezi ma\u0219ina la Slatina. Cu bani faci orice\u2026<br \/>\nO \u00eentrerupse o voce baritonal\u0103 \u0219i ferm\u0103. De pe unul dintre scaunele din mijloc, domnul Andrei, un b\u0103rbat sobru cu ochelari \u0219i cu o voce de protop, se insinu\u0103 \u00een discu\u021bie. \u00centreb\u0103 calm dac\u0103 e un p\u0103cat s\u0103 ai bani. Maria \u00eei r\u0103spunse c\u0103 depinde de cine \u00eei are, l\u0103s\u00e2nd s\u0103 pluteasc\u0103 \u00een aer ideea c\u0103 anumite etnii se \u00eembog\u0103\u021besc suspect de mult \u0219i de rapid.<br \/>\nImediat, un alt pasager, unul f\u0103r\u0103 nume (c\u0103ci era genul acela de om, adic\u0103 unul f\u0103r\u0103 nume; \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219ti pe strad\u0103, \u00eel dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti \u0219i remarci doar curentul de are pe care \u00eel las\u0103 trecerea lui\u2026 cam ca noi to\u021bi) deschise gura \u0219i vorbi. O \u00eentreb\u0103 direct pe femeie ce anume voia s\u0103 spun\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2014 Nu insinuez nimic, declar\u0103 aceasta, f\u0103r\u0103 se renun\u021be la ton \u0219i la atitudine. Machidonii au bani \u0219i cump\u0103r\u0103 pe oricine, \u0219tie toat\u0103 lumea. Nu la mai ajunge br\u00e2nza\u2026<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 e chiar a\u0219a, \u00eei replic\u0103 timid omul acela f\u0103r\u0103 nume. Maria se \u00eentoarse c\u00e2t putea s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 \u0219i \u00eel privi ur\u00e2t, cu coada ochiului nemachiat. Dar nu \u00eei replic\u0103. De ce? Pentru c\u0103 nu-l v\u0103zu. Sesiz\u0103 doar curentul de aer provocat de respira\u021bia lui. Prea pu\u021bin.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u00cens\u0103 domnul Andrei avea \u0219i nume, avea \u0219i chip \u0219i, culmea, avea \u0219i ceva de comentat. A\u0219a c\u0103 o corect\u0103 imediat, cu r\u0103bdarea unui profesor.<br \/>\n\u2014 Arom\u00e2ni, doamn\u0103. Se spune arom\u00e2ni. \u201eMachidon\u201d e un barbarism folosit adesea \u00een denumirea acestei etnii. V\u0103 pot vorbi p\u00e2n\u0103 la Br\u0103ila despre frumuse\u021bea obiceiurilor lor. Maria \u00eel \u00eentrerupse cu un gest dispre\u021buitor.<br \/>\n\u2014 Machidon, arom\u00e2n\u2026 tot un drac. \u021ain\u021birli, min\u021birli, at\u00e2ta \u0219tiu.<br \/>\nDomnul Andrei z\u00e2mbi ironic.<br \/>\n\u2013 Z\u0103u? Dar ce v-au f\u0103cut, v-au furat cumva din traist\u0103?<br \/>\nLa \u00eentrebarea aceasta, o femeie normal\u0103 cedeaz\u0103. Eventual scuip\u0103 \u00een s\u00e2n, \u00ee\u0219i face o cruce, verific\u0103 banii din portofel sau, cel mult, dr\u0103cuie dup\u0103 care spune imediat, \u201dDoamne iart\u0103-m\u0103\u201d. Nimic din toate astea, \u00eens\u0103, c\u00e2nd vorbim de pasagera pe nume Maria.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu mi-au furat din traist\u0103, c\u0103 nu sunt proast\u0103. R\u00e2nji imediat dup\u0103 ce spuse aceste cuvinte. Se a\u0219tepta ca asisten\u021ba s\u0103 o aplaude, sau m\u0103car s\u0103 murmure aprobator. Nimic din toate acestea. Doar o lini\u0219te ap\u0103s\u0103toare.<br \/>\n\u2013 Dar i-au furat pe al\u021bii fiind pro\u0219ti, nu-i a\u0219a? Domnul Andrei, c\u00e2t era el de domn, sim\u021bea cum \u00eel ia cu c\u0103lduri. \u0218i nu erau cele de afar\u0103. Cucoana \u00eel enerva \u0219i \u00een sinea lui se ducea o lupt\u0103 \u00eentre domnul ce se dorea s\u0103 fie \u0219i scandalagiul pe care \u00eel \u021binea \u00een lan\u021buri ad\u00e2nc \u00een sine, de mul\u021bi ani. \u201dLas\u0103-m\u0103 pe mine, las\u0103-m\u0103 pe mine!\u201d striga \u0103la din ad\u00e2ncuri.<br \/>\n\u2013 Las\u0103 c\u0103 v\u0103 \u0219tiu io\u2026 continua imperturbabil\u0103 Maria g\u0103l\u0103gia. (se putea \u0219i cu rime mai bune)<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu sunt arom\u00e2n doamn\u0103, nu mai specula\u021bi aiurea. Domnul Andrei ridic\u0103, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it, glasul. M\u0103ria sim\u021bi cuvintele direct \u00een plex. Nu mai avea aer. Nu se a\u0219tepta. \u0218i simpatiza omul. \u00cel observase \u00eenc\u0103 de la \u00eembarcare. \u201dCe b\u0103rbat frumos. Dac\u0103 aveam \u0219i eu a\u0219a ceva acas\u0103\u2026\u201d Acum, \u00eens\u0103, se r\u0103zg\u00e2ndi. \u201dIo-te m\u0103, e \u0219i al dracului!\u201d<br \/>\n\u2013 \u0218i de ce le lua\u021bi partea? I-o \u00eentoarse doar ca s\u0103 nu tac\u0103 dar avea, de data aceasta, un ton nesigur.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu le iau partea, dar sunte\u021bi nedreapt\u0103 \u0219i \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tia\u021bi neadev\u0103ruri \u00een spa\u021biul public. Dup\u0103 ce vorbi, domnul Andrei \u00ee\u0219i \u00eentoarse privirea spre fereastr\u0103. Astfel ar\u0103t\u0103 c\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103se\u0219te conversa\u021bia aceasta care \u00eel consuma nepermis. Afara microbuzul tocmai traversa o p\u0103dure. B\u0103rbatul o admira tot mai relaxat. \u00ce\u0219i imagin\u0103 cum ma\u0219ina opre\u0219te, cum coboar\u0103 cu to\u021bii, cum din p\u0103dure iese un lup \u0219i o m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 cu gesturi feroce pe Maria. \u201dMul\u021bumesc\u201d, spuse cu glas tare. To\u021bi din microbuz se \u00eentrebar\u0103, la unison, cui.<br \/>\nDiscu\u021bia \u00eencepea s\u0103 se \u00eencing\u0103, soarele de afar\u0103 putea merge lejer la culcare. Avea cine s\u0103 \u00eei \u021bin\u0103 locul. De la volan, S\u0103ndel arunc\u0103 peste um\u0103r o observa\u021bie:<br \/>\n\u2014 Doamn\u0103, azi sunte\u021bi pus\u0103 pe scandal. O privea prin oglinda retrovizoare. \u201dMai bine t\u0103ceam\u201d, g\u00e2ndi. Prea t\u00e2rziu.<br \/>\n\u2014 Mata condu acolo \u0219i du-ne \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103 acas\u0103! \u00eei t\u0103ie aceasta elanul.<br \/>\n\u2013 Dac\u0103 v-ar t\u0103cea \u0219i dumneavoastr\u0103 gura, ar fi \u0219i mai sigur.<br \/>\n\u0218oferul pufni \u00een r\u00e2s \u0219i murmur\u0103 c\u0103 asta chiar ar fi o idee bun\u0103. \u00cen timp ce microbuzul hurduc\u0103ia peste o groap\u0103, Maria continua s\u0103 se pl\u00e2ng\u0103 c\u0103 nu mai po\u021bi merge lini\u0219tit cu transportul public, c\u0103 imediat apare c\u00e2te unul care \u201ese \u021big\u0103ne\u0219te\u201d.<br \/>\nDin spate se auzi atunci o alt\u0103 voce calm\u0103. De data aceasta \u0219i u\u0219or amuzat\u0103. Era a unui b\u0103rbat brunet care p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci t\u0103cuse. S\u0103 \u00eei spunem Radu, de\u0219i nu \u00eel chema a\u0219a.<br \/>\n\u2014 Chiar m\u0103 \u00eentrebam, discu\u021bie \u00een public f\u0103r\u0103 \u021bigani\u2026, zise el.<br \/>\nMaria se \u00eentoarse spre el, iritat\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2014 Mata ce te bagi?<br \/>\n\u2014 A\u0219a suntem noi, \u021biganii. Ne b\u0103g\u0103m.<br \/>\nC\u00e2teva r\u00e2sete \u00eenfundate se auzir\u0103 prin microbuz. Femeia se \u00eenro\u0219i \u0219i \u00eei spuse s\u0103 stea lini\u0219tit, c\u0103 nu s-a luat de el. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i una ca ea putea s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i dea seama ca e complicat s\u0103 lup\u021bi pe dou\u0103 fronturi. Uite, ru\u0219ilor nu le-a reu\u0219it. Nici clubului de fotbal FCSB.<br \/>\n\u2014 Era doar o chestiune de timp, r\u0103spunse Radu lini\u0219tit. \u00cel privir\u0103 to\u021bi cu un amestec de invidie \u0219i surpriz\u0103. Era un ins t\u00e2n\u0103r, brunet, prin porii c\u0103ruia transpira o educa\u021bie peste medie. Nu bale la gur\u0103, nu o vioar\u0103 \u00een poale, nu centur\u0103 lat\u0103 la br\u00e2u. Uite a\u0219a se f\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 o lume, de la convingeri. Sau pierderea \u00eencrederii \u00een ele.<br \/>\nOare duduia Maria c\u0103rei lumi apar\u021binea. C\u0103ci, sim\u021bindu-se atacat\u0103 din toate p\u0103r\u021bile, izbucni:<br \/>\n\u2014 Dar ce ave\u021bi, domnilor, v-a\u021bi pus to\u021bi pe mine?<br \/>\n\u2014 Se pare c\u0103 v\u0103 place, replic\u0103 calm Radu.<br \/>\n\u2013 Ia ascult\u0103, domnule Parpanghel, f\u0103r\u0103 mi\u0219touri, da? Gata, una doua, la viol!<br \/>\nLa cuv\u00e2ntul \u201dviol\u201d se l\u0103s\u0103 lini\u0219tea \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103. Unii credeau c\u0103 s-a ajuns deja prea departe. Al\u021bii credeau, c\u0103 e loc \u0219i de mai r\u0103u. Putea fi o c\u0103l\u0103torie pl\u0103cut\u0103 g\u00e2ndeau, \u00een principiu, to\u021bi. Dar putea fi una plictisitoare. Tot to\u021bi. S\u0103ndel, singur, nu credea nimic.<br \/>\n\u2013 F\u0103r\u0103 violuri \u00een ma\u0219ina mea! Se surprinse p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i pe sine. Nici nu prea ai cum pe scaunele astea str\u00e2mte, g\u00e2ndi vinovat.<br \/>\nPe nea\u0219teptate, domnul Andrei reveni din p\u0103durea \u00een care r\u0103t\u0103cea de o vreme. Maria era deja h\u0103cuit\u0103 de haita de lupi \u00eenchipuit\u0103. A\u0219a c\u0103 scormoni un pic focul.<br \/>\n\u2013 Pentru viol e nevoie \u0219i de o victim\u0103, spuse, a\u0219adar, cu o voce u\u0219or misterioas\u0103. Ironie fin\u0103, afirma\u021bie cu mant\u0103, aluzie discret\u0103\u2026 \u00een fine, a\u0219a credea el. Fiind at\u00e2t de subtile nu le pricepu mai nimeni. \u00cen mod sigur, nu \u0219oferul.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu m-am prins, dar \u0219tiu c\u0103 e la mi\u0219to. Domnul Andrei z\u00e2mbi. Radu, d\u0103dea absent paginile unei c\u0103r\u021bi. A\u0219a, una dup\u0103 alta, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 le citeasc\u0103. Coana Maria tocmai ap\u0103sase pe butonul de restart, lucru care presupunea c\u00e2teva minute de absen\u021b\u0103. \u00cens\u0103 acum a sosit momentul tinerei Irina. Student\u0103 probabil, care \u00ee\u0219i smulse cu un gest nervos c\u0103\u0219tile de pe urechi.<br \/>\n\u2013 Misogini\u2026 chiar nu mai sc\u0103p\u0103m de chestia asta? Replica ei veni surprinz\u0103tor, c\u0103ci pentru to\u021bi era un pasager absent. C\u0103\u0219ti pe urechi, telefon sub ochi, atitudinea aceea de \u201deu nu sunt, voi nu sunte\u021bi, hai s\u0103 convie\u021buim f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fim\u201d, gen. B\u0103rba\u021bii se ab\u021binur\u0103 din diferite motive. Polite\u021be, indiferen\u021b\u0103, superioritate, decen\u021b\u0103, team\u0103. Alege\u021bi. Coana Maria, nu.<br \/>\n\u2013 Mata ce te bagi? Era complet resetat\u0103. Avea din nou aplomb, armele re\u00eenc\u0103rcate, mai lipsea inamicul.<br \/>\n\u2013 De fapt, v\u0103 luam partea, doamn\u0103, \u00eei r\u0103spunse rece t\u00e2n\u0103ra.<br \/>\n\u2013 Atunci de ce le spui c\u0103-s simpatici? Irina o privi fix \u00een t\u00e2mpl\u0103. Asta pentru c\u0103 doamna, fiind gras\u0103, nu se putea \u00eentoarce complet. Fibra ei feminist\u0103 se cutremur\u0103, poate pentru prima oar\u0103 \u00een via\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2013 Misogin \u00eenseamn\u0103 altceva, spuse t\u00e2mplei pe care tocmai c\u0103zu o \u0219uvi\u021b\u0103 de p\u0103r c\u0103runt. Iar pe chipul care completa t\u00e2mpla se a\u0219ternu o foarte fin\u0103 und\u0103 de jen\u0103. Dar sub\u021bire de tot. \u00centreb\u0103 \u00een aer ce \u00eenseamn\u0103, atunci, \u201daia\u201d. R\u0103spunse S\u0103ndel \u00eenec\u00e2ndu-se \u00eentr-un hohot instant de r\u00e2s.<br \/>\n\u2013 Cum ce? Du\u0219man \u00eenseamn\u0103. Satana, du\u0219manul femeilor. Unii \u00eei spun \u0219i S\u0103ndel, dar asta o spuse \u00eencet, doar pentru sine. Maria f\u0103cu un efort supraomenesc \u0219i se \u00eentoarse c\u0103tre t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103. O privi \u00eentreb\u0103tor.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u00cen mare cam a\u0219a ceva \u00eenseamn\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2013 Deci e de r\u0103u?<br \/>\n\u2013 Da, e de r\u0103u.<br \/>\n\u2013 Atunci e de bine, constat\u0103 cu satisfac\u021bie doamna pe nume Maria.<br \/>\nDomnul pe care l-am numit Radu, se opri din paginat. Era la a doua tur\u0103. Ridic\u0103 fruntea \u0219i o privi direct spre femela alfa din mijlocul de transport.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu era de ajuns c\u0103 sunt \u021bigan, acum sunt \u0219i misogin. Nu \u0219tiu cum m\u0103 mai suport.<br \/>\nIrina era o fat\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, animat\u0103 de \u00eenalte idealuri de st\u00e2nga, deci cu fitilul foarte scurt, dac\u0103 se poate spune a\u0219a. Dar, chiar \u0219i a\u0219a, \u0219tia c\u00e2nd \u0219i, mai ales, p\u00e2n\u0103 unde s\u0103 \u00eentind\u0103 coarda. A\u0219a c\u0103 b\u0103tu \u00een retragere.<br \/>\n\u2013 Domnule, eu nu am nimic cu comunitatea rom\u0103. Ba chiar activez \u00eentr-o asocia\u021bie care militeaz\u0103 \u00eempotriva rasismului de orice fel. Organiz\u0103m des mitinguri, post\u0103m pe facebook, amend\u0103m ferm orice exagerare. \u0218i ar mai fi continuat cu responsabilit\u0103\u021bile t\u00e2n\u0103rului idealist dac\u0103 n-o \u00eentrerupea brusc doamna Maria.<br \/>\n\u2013 \u0218i? Gata, nu mai fur\u0103? Nu se mai \u00eensoar\u0103 la 10 ani? Nu mai cer\u0219esc? Se \u00eenro\u0219ise toat\u0103. \u00cen mod normal, o ascul\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 termin\u0103 \u0219i o ui\u021bi. Dar, eh, tinere\u021be f\u0103r\u0103 risc nu exist\u0103. A\u0219a c\u0103, \u00een simpatica ei inocen\u021b\u0103, Irina \u00eei r\u0103spunse.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu este chiar a\u0219a, romii sunt oameni super ok, plini de via\u021b\u0103. Sunt creativi \u0219i oportuni. Radu z\u00e2mbi.<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu credeam c-o s\u0103 aud vreodat\u0103 asta. Imediat scoase din buzunar un pachet de gum\u0103 de mestecat. \u00cel desf\u0103cu \u0219i \u00eei oferi tinerei o lam\u0103. Aceasta extrase lama din pachet \u0219i mul\u021bumi frumos. \u00cel privi frumos. G\u00e2ndi frumos. \u0218i urm\u0103 ceva frumos, dar \u00eentr-o cu totul alt\u0103 poveste. \u00cen aceasta, \u00eens\u0103, interveni, din nou, \u0219oferul S\u0103ndel.<br \/>\n\u2013 Am vecini \u021bigani acas\u0103, m\u0103 \u00eempac bine cu ei. Cu excep\u021bia zilelor c\u00e2nd dau muzica tare la boxe \u0219i se ceart\u0103 dar, hei, nu e mare problem\u0103. M\u0103ria noastr\u0103 prelu\u0103 mingea la fileu.<br \/>\n\u2013 De aia ai gratii la ferestre. S\u0103ndel tres\u0103ri.<br \/>\n\u2013 Dar de unde \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 am gratii la ferestre?<br \/>\n\u2013 Vezi, te-am prins? Te fere\u0219ti. S\u0103ndel lu\u0103 scurt sensul giratoriu. Imediat se deschidea aleea de intrare \u00een autogara de la destina\u021bie.<br \/>\n\u2013 M\u0103 feresc de ho\u021bi, nu de \u021bigani, spuse \u00eencet, atent s\u0103 nu ia vreo bordur\u0103 sub ro\u021bi. Microbuzul trase la peron. Ca la un semn to\u021bi se ridicar\u0103 \u0219i se aliniar\u0103 pentru debarcare. Maria cobor\u00ee prima f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 salute. \u0218oferul o privi lung, apoi privi la ceilal\u021bi pasageri. Privirea lui \u00eent\u00e2lni privirea domnului Andrei. Apoi cu un gest ar\u0103t\u0103 c\u0103tre silueta de afar\u0103 care se \u00eendep\u0103rta dizgra\u021bios.<br \/>\n\u2014 Tot mai bine machidon.<br \/>\nO m\u00e2n\u0103 de oameni cobora r\u00e2z\u00e2nd \u00een hohote din ma\u0219in\u0103, spre mirarea c\u0103l\u0103torilor din sta\u021bie.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"articleBody\" data-key=\"articleBody\">Br\u0103ila a fost s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, 25 aprilie 2026, gazda unui eveniment cultural dedicat umorului de calitate, odat\u0103 cu desf\u0103\u0219urarea Galei Laurea\u021bilor celei de-a VIII-a edi\u021bii a Festivalului-Concurs \u201e\u00cent\u00e2lnirea Umori\u0219tilor\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Organizat de Centrul Cultural \u0219i de Agrement CHIRA CHIRALINA, festivalul a adus \u00een prim-plan literatura umoristic\u0103 iar concursul, lansat \u00een luna februarie, a atras 60 de participan\u021bi din Rom\u00e2nia, Republica Moldova \u0219i Croa\u021bia, care au concurat la trei sec\u021biuni: \u201eUmor pe rime\u201d, \u201eProz\u0103 scurt\u0103\u201d \u0219i \u201eAforisme\u201d.<br \/>\nTemele propuse la aceast\u0103 edi\u021bie \u2013 \u201eGre\u0219eli\u201d \u0219i \u201eObr\u0103znicie\u201d \u2013 au generat lucr\u0103ri originale, printre acestea \u0219i ,,Tot mai bine machidon\u201d a dramaturgului \u0218tefan Caraman, invitat ieri pentru a i se decerna Premiul al II-lea la sec\u021biunea \u201eProz\u0103 scurt\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Mai jos acest text premiat ieri de juriul Festivalului Concurs ,,\u00cent\u00e2lnirea umori\u0219tilor\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Tot mai bine machidon<\/p>\n<p>Microbuzul rula leg\u0103nat \u0219i lene\u0219 pe \u0219oseaua pr\u0103fuit\u0103. Era vara, era cald, era lini\u0219te \u00een interior\u2026 La volan st\u0103tea concentrat S\u0103ndel, un b\u0103rbat trecut de patruzeci de ani, alb tot \u00een cap, gras, neras; avea cam tot ce trebuie ca s\u0103 nu-\u021bi plac\u0103 omul. \u00cen plus, purta o \u0219apc\u0103 soioas\u0103 tras\u0103 pe frunte. \u0218i mai \u00een plus, fredona printre din\u021bi un refren vechi. Adic\u0103 foarte vechi. At\u00e2t de vechi \u00eenc\u00e2t p\u0103rea foarte foarte nou. Dac\u0103 \u0219tii cum vine asta. \u00cen spate, cei c\u00e2\u021biva pasageri erau a\u0219eza\u021bi \u00eenghesui\u021bi \u00een scaunele incomode, fiecare pierdut \u00een g\u00e2ndurile lui. C\u0103ci a\u0219a merge omul cu microbuzul \u00een Rom\u00e2nia de azi, pierdut \u00een g\u00e2nduri. De aceea biletele sunt at\u00e2t de scumpe, unde mai g\u0103se\u0219ti un asemenea lux.<br \/>\nLa un moment dat, S\u0103ndel \u0219oferul se opri din c\u00e2ntat \u0219i se aplec\u0103 u\u0219or peste volan, c\u0103lc\u00e2nd impacientat fr\u00e2na.<br \/>\n\u2014 Ia uite, m\u0103, al dracului oltean\u2026 morm\u0103i fix\u00e2nd cu privirea la o ma\u0219in\u0103 care \u00eei t\u0103iase fa\u021ba.<br \/>\n\u00cen spatele lui, doamna Maria, o femeie pe fruntea c\u0103reia scria \u201docole\u0219te larg c\u00e2t mai ai timp\u201d, bomb\u0103ni pentru sine, \u201eio-te, altul&#8230; nu mai ai loc de olteni\u201d. Era gras\u0103, prost \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103, prost dispus\u0103 \u0219i de o v\u00e2rst\u0103 la care nu mai ai curiozit\u0103\u021bi, dimpotriv\u0103. S\u0103ndel o auzi, o privi prin oglind\u0103 \u0219i t\u0103cu. \u00cens\u0103 foarte pu\u021bin.<br \/>\n\u2014 Ce nu v\u0103 convine, doamn\u0103?<br \/>\n\u2014 P\u0103i tocmai asta m\u0103 \u00eentreb \u0219i eu, ce nu v\u0103 convine dumneavoastr\u0103? r\u0103spunse ea prompt. \u00ce\u0219i potrivi mai bine \u0219ezutul \u00een scaun, precum o g\u0103in\u0103 a\u0219ez\u00e2ndu-se pe ou\u0103. Te-ai fi a\u0219teptat s\u0103 cotcod\u0103ceasc\u0103.<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu-mi convine c\u0103 se bag\u0103 \u0103la \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 semnalizeze. Omul explica, ar\u0103t\u00e2nd cu un gest nervos spre parbriz, c\u0103 ma\u0219ina din fa\u021b\u0103 intrase \u00een dep\u0103\u0219ire f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 semnalizeze. Pentru el era clar: avea num\u0103r de Olt, deci era de acolo.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u0218i asta \u00eel face oltean? insist\u0103 coana.<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu asta ci num\u0103rul de la ma\u0219in\u0103. OT \u00eenseamn\u0103 Olt, \u0219tie toat\u0103 lumea.<br \/>\nMaria ridic\u0103 din spr\u00e2ncene \u0219i, cu un sarcasm gros, \u00eencepu s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 despre cum, \u00een ziua de azi, oricine \u00ee\u0219i poate \u00eenmatricula ma\u0219ina unde vrea, mai ales dac\u0103 are bani. Vorbea mult, lung \u0219i scuipa cuvinte, uneori reu\u0219ea \u0219i cu saliv\u0103. Ba ridica tonul, ba \u00eel l\u0103sa. Furios, coana Maria vorbea.<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu mai spune\u021bi, ce chestie nou\u0103! Parc\u0103 nu po\u021bi s\u0103 fi machidon din Constan\u021ba \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi \u00eenmatriculezi ma\u0219ina la Slatina. Cu bani faci orice&#8230;<br \/>\nO \u00eentrerupse o voce baritonal\u0103 \u0219i ferm\u0103. De pe unul dintre scaunele din mijloc, domnul Andrei, un b\u0103rbat sobru cu ochelari \u0219i cu o voce de protop, se insinu\u0103 \u00een discu\u021bie. \u00centreb\u0103 calm dac\u0103 e un p\u0103cat s\u0103 ai bani. Maria \u00eei r\u0103spunse c\u0103 depinde de cine \u00eei are, l\u0103s\u00e2nd s\u0103 pluteasc\u0103 \u00een aer ideea c\u0103 anumite etnii se \u00eembog\u0103\u021besc suspect de mult \u0219i de rapid.<br \/>\nImediat, un alt pasager, unul f\u0103r\u0103 nume (c\u0103ci era genul acela de om, adic\u0103 unul f\u0103r\u0103 nume; \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219ti pe strad\u0103, \u00eel dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti \u0219i remarci doar curentul de are pe care \u00eel las\u0103 trecerea lui&#8230; cam ca noi to\u021bi) deschise gura \u0219i vorbi. O \u00eentreb\u0103 direct pe femeie ce anume voia s\u0103 spun\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2014 Nu insinuez nimic, declar\u0103 aceasta, f\u0103r\u0103 se renun\u021be la ton \u0219i la atitudine. Machidonii au bani \u0219i cump\u0103r\u0103 pe oricine, \u0219tie toat\u0103 lumea. Nu la mai ajunge br\u00e2nza&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 e chiar a\u0219a, \u00eei replic\u0103 timid omul acela f\u0103r\u0103 nume. Maria se \u00eentoarse c\u00e2t putea s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 \u0219i \u00eel privi ur\u00e2t, cu coada ochiului nemachiat. Dar nu \u00eei replic\u0103. De ce? Pentru c\u0103 nu-l v\u0103zu. Sesiz\u0103 doar curentul de aer provocat de respira\u021bia lui. Prea pu\u021bin.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00cens\u0103 domnul Andrei avea \u0219i nume, avea \u0219i chip \u0219i, culmea, avea \u0219i ceva de comentat. A\u0219a c\u0103 o corect\u0103 imediat, cu r\u0103bdarea unui profesor.<br \/>\n\u2014 Arom\u00e2ni, doamn\u0103. Se spune arom\u00e2ni. \u201eMachidon\u201d e un barbarism folosit adesea \u00een denumirea acestei etnii. V\u0103 pot vorbi p\u00e2n\u0103 la Br\u0103ila despre frumuse\u021bea obiceiurilor lor. Maria \u00eel \u00eentrerupse cu un gest dispre\u021buitor.<br \/>\n\u2014 Machidon, arom\u00e2n\u2026 tot un drac. \u021ain\u021birli, min\u021birli, at\u00e2ta \u0219tiu.<br \/>\nDomnul Andrei z\u00e2mbi ironic.<br \/>\n&#8211; Z\u0103u? Dar ce v-au f\u0103cut, v-au furat cumva din traist\u0103?<br \/>\nLa \u00eentrebarea aceasta, o femeie normal\u0103 cedeaz\u0103. Eventual scuip\u0103 \u00een s\u00e2n, \u00ee\u0219i face o cruce, verific\u0103 banii din portofel sau, cel mult, dr\u0103cuie dup\u0103 care spune imediat, \u201dDoamne iart\u0103-m\u0103\u201d. Nimic din toate astea, \u00eens\u0103, c\u00e2nd vorbim de pasagera pe nume Maria.<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu mi-au furat din traist\u0103, c\u0103 nu sunt proast\u0103. R\u00e2nji imediat dup\u0103 ce spuse aceste cuvinte. Se a\u0219tepta ca asisten\u021ba s\u0103 o aplaude, sau m\u0103car s\u0103 murmure aprobator. Nimic din toate acestea. Doar o lini\u0219te ap\u0103s\u0103toare.<br \/>\n&#8211; Dar i-au furat pe al\u021bii fiind pro\u0219ti, nu-i a\u0219a? Domnul Andrei, c\u00e2t era el de domn, sim\u021bea cum \u00eel ia cu c\u0103lduri. \u0218i nu erau cele de afar\u0103. Cucoana \u00eel enerva \u0219i \u00een sinea lui se ducea o lupt\u0103 \u00eentre domnul ce se dorea s\u0103 fie \u0219i scandalagiul pe care \u00eel \u021binea \u00een lan\u021buri ad\u00e2nc \u00een sine, de mul\u021bi ani. \u201dLas\u0103-m\u0103 pe mine, las\u0103-m\u0103 pe mine!\u201d striga \u0103la din ad\u00e2ncuri.<br \/>\n&#8211; Las\u0103 c\u0103 v\u0103 \u0219tiu io&#8230; continua imperturbabil\u0103 Maria g\u0103l\u0103gia. (se putea \u0219i cu rime mai bune)<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu sunt arom\u00e2n doamn\u0103, nu mai specula\u021bi aiurea. Domnul Andrei ridic\u0103, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it, glasul. M\u0103ria sim\u021bi cuvintele direct \u00een plex. Nu mai avea aer. Nu se a\u0219tepta. \u0218i simpatiza omul. \u00cel observase \u00eenc\u0103 de la \u00eembarcare. \u201dCe b\u0103rbat frumos. Dac\u0103 aveam \u0219i eu a\u0219a ceva acas\u0103&#8230;\u201d Acum, \u00eens\u0103, se r\u0103zg\u00e2ndi. \u201dIo-te m\u0103, e \u0219i al dracului!\u201d<br \/>\n&#8211; \u0218i de ce le lua\u021bi partea? I-o \u00eentoarse doar ca s\u0103 nu tac\u0103 dar avea, de data aceasta, un ton nesigur.<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu le iau partea, dar sunte\u021bi nedreapt\u0103 \u0219i \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tia\u021bi neadev\u0103ruri \u00een spa\u021biul public. Dup\u0103 ce vorbi, domnul Andrei \u00ee\u0219i \u00eentoarse privirea spre fereastr\u0103. Astfel ar\u0103t\u0103 c\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103se\u0219te conversa\u021bia aceasta care \u00eel consuma nepermis. Afara microbuzul tocmai traversa o p\u0103dure. B\u0103rbatul o admira tot mai relaxat. \u00ce\u0219i imagin\u0103 cum ma\u0219ina opre\u0219te, cum coboar\u0103 cu to\u021bii, cum din p\u0103dure iese un lup \u0219i o m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 cu gesturi feroce pe Maria. \u201dMul\u021bumesc\u201d, spuse cu glas tare. To\u021bi din microbuz se \u00eentrebar\u0103, la unison, cui.<br \/>\nDiscu\u021bia \u00eencepea s\u0103 se \u00eencing\u0103, soarele de afar\u0103 putea merge lejer la culcare. Avea cine s\u0103 \u00eei \u021bin\u0103 locul. De la volan, S\u0103ndel arunc\u0103 peste um\u0103r o observa\u021bie:<br \/>\n\u2014 Doamn\u0103, azi sunte\u021bi pus\u0103 pe scandal. O privea prin oglinda retrovizoare. \u201dMai bine t\u0103ceam\u201d, g\u00e2ndi. Prea t\u00e2rziu.<br \/>\n\u2014 Mata condu acolo \u0219i du-ne \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103 acas\u0103! \u00eei t\u0103ie aceasta elanul.<br \/>\n&#8211; Dac\u0103 v-ar t\u0103cea \u0219i dumneavoastr\u0103 gura, ar fi \u0219i mai sigur.<br \/>\n\u0218oferul pufni \u00een r\u00e2s \u0219i murmur\u0103 c\u0103 asta chiar ar fi o idee bun\u0103. \u00cen timp ce microbuzul hurduc\u0103ia peste o groap\u0103, Maria continua s\u0103 se pl\u00e2ng\u0103 c\u0103 nu mai po\u021bi merge lini\u0219tit cu transportul public, c\u0103 imediat apare c\u00e2te unul care \u201ese \u021big\u0103ne\u0219te\u201d.<br \/>\nDin spate se auzi atunci o alt\u0103 voce calm\u0103. De data aceasta \u0219i u\u0219or amuzat\u0103. Era a unui b\u0103rbat brunet care p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci t\u0103cuse. S\u0103 \u00eei spunem Radu, de\u0219i nu \u00eel chema a\u0219a.<br \/>\n\u2014 Chiar m\u0103 \u00eentrebam, discu\u021bie \u00een public f\u0103r\u0103 \u021bigani&#8230;, zise el.<br \/>\nMaria se \u00eentoarse spre el, iritat\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2014 Mata ce te bagi?<br \/>\n\u2014 A\u0219a suntem noi, \u021biganii. Ne b\u0103g\u0103m.<br \/>\nC\u00e2teva r\u00e2sete \u00eenfundate se auzir\u0103 prin microbuz. Femeia se \u00eenro\u0219i \u0219i \u00eei spuse s\u0103 stea lini\u0219tit, c\u0103 nu s-a luat de el. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i una ca ea putea s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i dea seama ca e complicat s\u0103 lup\u021bi pe dou\u0103 fronturi. Uite, ru\u0219ilor nu le-a reu\u0219it. Nici clubului de fotbal FCSB.<br \/>\n\u2014 Era doar o chestiune de timp, r\u0103spunse Radu lini\u0219tit. \u00cel privir\u0103 to\u021bi cu un amestec de invidie \u0219i surpriz\u0103. Era un ins t\u00e2n\u0103r, brunet, prin porii c\u0103ruia transpira o educa\u021bie peste medie. Nu bale la gur\u0103, nu o vioar\u0103 \u00een poale, nu centur\u0103 lat\u0103 la br\u00e2u. Uite a\u0219a se f\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 o lume, de la convingeri. Sau pierderea \u00eencrederii \u00een ele.<br \/>\nOare duduia Maria c\u0103rei lumi apar\u021binea. C\u0103ci, sim\u021bindu-se atacat\u0103 din toate p\u0103r\u021bile, izbucni:<br \/>\n\u2014 Dar ce ave\u021bi, domnilor, v-a\u021bi pus to\u021bi pe mine?<br \/>\n\u2014 Se pare c\u0103 v\u0103 place, replic\u0103 calm Radu.<br \/>\n&#8211; Ia ascult\u0103, domnule Parpanghel, f\u0103r\u0103 mi\u0219touri, da? Gata, una doua, la viol!<br \/>\nLa cuv\u00e2ntul \u201dviol\u201d se l\u0103s\u0103 lini\u0219tea \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103. Unii credeau c\u0103 s-a ajuns deja prea departe. Al\u021bii credeau, c\u0103 e loc \u0219i de mai r\u0103u. Putea fi o c\u0103l\u0103torie pl\u0103cut\u0103 g\u00e2ndeau, \u00een principiu, to\u021bi. Dar putea fi una plictisitoare. Tot to\u021bi. S\u0103ndel, singur, nu credea nimic.<br \/>\n&#8211; F\u0103r\u0103 violuri \u00een ma\u0219ina mea! Se surprinse p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i pe sine. Nici nu prea ai cum pe scaunele astea str\u00e2mte, g\u00e2ndi vinovat.<br \/>\nPe nea\u0219teptate, domnul Andrei reveni din p\u0103durea \u00een care r\u0103t\u0103cea de o vreme. Maria era deja h\u0103cuit\u0103 de haita de lupi \u00eenchipuit\u0103. A\u0219a c\u0103 scormoni un pic focul.<br \/>\n&#8211; Pentru viol e nevoie \u0219i de o victim\u0103, spuse, a\u0219adar, cu o voce u\u0219or misterioas\u0103. Ironie fin\u0103, afirma\u021bie cu mant\u0103, aluzie discret\u0103&#8230; \u00een fine, a\u0219a credea el. Fiind at\u00e2t de subtile nu le pricepu mai nimeni. \u00cen mod sigur, nu \u0219oferul.<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu m-am prins, dar \u0219tiu c\u0103 e la mi\u0219to. Domnul Andrei z\u00e2mbi. Radu, d\u0103dea absent paginile unei c\u0103r\u021bi. A\u0219a, una dup\u0103 alta, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 le citeasc\u0103. Coana Maria tocmai ap\u0103sase pe butonul de restart, lucru care presupunea c\u00e2teva minute de absen\u021b\u0103. \u00cens\u0103 acum a sosit momentul tinerei Irina. Student\u0103 probabil, care \u00ee\u0219i smulse cu un gest nervos c\u0103\u0219tile de pe urechi.<br \/>\n&#8211; Misogini&#8230; chiar nu mai sc\u0103p\u0103m de chestia asta? Replica ei veni surprinz\u0103tor, c\u0103ci pentru to\u021bi era un pasager absent. C\u0103\u0219ti pe urechi, telefon sub ochi, atitudinea aceea de \u201deu nu sunt, voi nu sunte\u021bi, hai s\u0103 convie\u021buim f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fim\u201d, gen. B\u0103rba\u021bii se ab\u021binur\u0103 din diferite motive. Polite\u021be, indiferen\u021b\u0103, superioritate, decen\u021b\u0103, team\u0103. Alege\u021bi. Coana Maria, nu.<br \/>\n&#8211; Mata ce te bagi? Era complet resetat\u0103. Avea din nou aplomb, armele re\u00eenc\u0103rcate, mai lipsea inamicul.<br \/>\n&#8211; De fapt, v\u0103 luam partea, doamn\u0103, \u00eei r\u0103spunse rece t\u00e2n\u0103ra.<br \/>\n&#8211; Atunci de ce le spui c\u0103-s simpatici? Irina o privi fix \u00een t\u00e2mpl\u0103. Asta pentru c\u0103 doamna, fiind gras\u0103, nu se putea \u00eentoarce complet. Fibra ei feminist\u0103 se cutremur\u0103, poate pentru prima oar\u0103 \u00een via\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n&#8211; Misogin \u00eenseamn\u0103 altceva, spuse t\u00e2mplei pe care tocmai c\u0103zu o \u0219uvi\u021b\u0103 de p\u0103r c\u0103runt. Iar pe chipul care completa t\u00e2mpla se a\u0219ternu o foarte fin\u0103 und\u0103 de jen\u0103. Dar sub\u021bire de tot. \u00centreb\u0103 \u00een aer ce \u00eenseamn\u0103, atunci, \u201daia\u201d. R\u0103spunse S\u0103ndel \u00eenec\u00e2ndu-se \u00eentr-un hohot instant de r\u00e2s.<br \/>\n&#8211; Cum ce? Du\u0219man \u00eenseamn\u0103. Satana, du\u0219manul femeilor. Unii \u00eei spun \u0219i S\u0103ndel, dar asta o spuse \u00eencet, doar pentru sine. Maria f\u0103cu un efort supraomenesc \u0219i se \u00eentoarse c\u0103tre t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103. O privi \u00eentreb\u0103tor.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00cen mare cam a\u0219a ceva \u00eenseamn\u0103.<br \/>\n&#8211; Deci e de r\u0103u?<br \/>\n&#8211; Da, e de r\u0103u.<br \/>\n&#8211; Atunci e de bine, constat\u0103 cu satisfac\u021bie doamna pe nume Maria.<br \/>\nDomnul pe care l-am numit Radu, se opri din paginat. Era la a doua tur\u0103. Ridic\u0103 fruntea \u0219i o privi direct spre femela alfa din mijlocul de transport.<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu era de ajuns c\u0103 sunt \u021bigan, acum sunt \u0219i misogin. Nu \u0219tiu cum m\u0103 mai suport.<br \/>\nIrina era o fat\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, animat\u0103 de \u00eenalte idealuri de st\u00e2nga, deci cu fitilul foarte scurt, dac\u0103 se poate spune a\u0219a. Dar, chiar \u0219i a\u0219a, \u0219tia c\u00e2nd \u0219i, mai ales, p\u00e2n\u0103 unde s\u0103 \u00eentind\u0103 coarda. A\u0219a c\u0103 b\u0103tu \u00een retragere.<br \/>\n&#8211; Domnule, eu nu am nimic cu comunitatea rom\u0103. Ba chiar activez \u00eentr-o asocia\u021bie care militeaz\u0103 \u00eempotriva rasismului de orice fel. Organiz\u0103m des mitinguri, post\u0103m pe facebook, amend\u0103m ferm orice exagerare. \u0218i ar mai fi continuat cu responsabilit\u0103\u021bile t\u00e2n\u0103rului idealist dac\u0103 n-o \u00eentrerupea brusc doamna Maria.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u0218i? Gata, nu mai fur\u0103? Nu se mai \u00eensoar\u0103 la 10 ani? Nu mai cer\u0219esc? Se \u00eenro\u0219ise toat\u0103. \u00cen mod normal, o ascul\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 termin\u0103 \u0219i o ui\u021bi. Dar, eh, tinere\u021be f\u0103r\u0103 risc nu exist\u0103. A\u0219a c\u0103, \u00een simpatica ei inocen\u021b\u0103, Irina \u00eei r\u0103spunse.<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu este chiar a\u0219a, romii sunt oameni super ok, plini de via\u021b\u0103. Sunt creativi \u0219i oportuni. Radu z\u00e2mbi.<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu credeam c-o s\u0103 aud vreodat\u0103 asta. Imediat scoase din buzunar un pachet de gum\u0103 de mestecat. \u00cel desf\u0103cu \u0219i \u00eei oferi tinerei o lam\u0103. Aceasta extrase lama din pachet \u0219i mul\u021bumi frumos. \u00cel privi frumos. G\u00e2ndi frumos. \u0218i urm\u0103 ceva frumos, dar \u00eentr-o cu totul alt\u0103 poveste. \u00cen aceasta, \u00eens\u0103, interveni, din nou, \u0219oferul S\u0103ndel.<br \/>\n&#8211; Am vecini \u021bigani acas\u0103, m\u0103 \u00eempac bine cu ei. Cu excep\u021bia zilelor c\u00e2nd dau muzica tare la boxe \u0219i se ceart\u0103 dar, hei, nu e mare problem\u0103. M\u0103ria noastr\u0103 prelu\u0103 mingea la fileu.<br \/>\n&#8211; De aia ai gratii la ferestre. S\u0103ndel tres\u0103ri.<br \/>\n&#8211; Dar de unde \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 am gratii la ferestre?<br \/>\n&#8211; Vezi, te-am prins? Te fere\u0219ti. S\u0103ndel lu\u0103 scurt sensul giratoriu. Imediat se deschidea aleea de intrare \u00een autogara de la destina\u021bie.<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u0103 feresc de ho\u021bi, nu de \u021bigani, spuse \u00eencet, atent s\u0103 nu ia vreo bordur\u0103 sub ro\u021bi. Microbuzul trase la peron. Ca la un semn to\u021bi se ridicar\u0103 \u0219i se aliniar\u0103 pentru debarcare. Maria cobor\u00ee prima f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 salute. \u0218oferul o privi lung, apoi privi la ceilal\u021bi pasageri. Privirea lui \u00eent\u00e2lni privirea domnului Andrei. 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