{"id":1912141,"date":"2026-04-29T17:05:00","date_gmt":"2026-04-29T14:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1912141"},"modified":"2026-04-29T17:05:00","modified_gmt":"2026-04-29T14:05:00","slug":"luminita-arhire-sta-mi-ar-sarmalele-n-gat-extras-din-nicusoriada-de-lucian-mindruta-un-poem-epic-tulburator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1912141","title":{"rendered":"Lumini\u021ba Arhire: \u201dSTA-MI-AR SARMALELE-N G\u00c2T!!!\u201d (EXTRAS DIN \u201dNICU\u0218ORIADA\u201d, DE LUCIAN M\u00ceNDRU\u021a\u0102, UN POEM EPIC TULBUR\u0102TOR)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[analyse_image type=&#8221;featured&#8221; src=&#8221;https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/images\/articole\/204739.jpg&#8221;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"articleBody\" data-key=\"articleBody\">&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;MOTTO: \u201ePentru cei care m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 au fost bune sarmalele de la Cotroceni. Da, au fost excelente, cum sunt de obicei bucatele la parastas. Care parastas? Al suveranismului. I-am f\u0103cut de \u0219apte zile!\u201d (Lucian M\u00eendru\u021b\u0103, pe pagina lui de FACEBOOK, 27 mai 2025)&lt;\/span&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;Fra\u021bilor! Se simte \u00een sfera intelectualilor publici&amp;influenceri&amp;propagandi\u0219ti un miros persistent de reflux stomacal, care, exact ca \u00een cazul parfumurilor fine, con\u021bine \u0219i o \u201enuan\u021b\u0103\u201d inconfundabil\u0103&#8230; Ei bine, \u00een cazul nostru, \u201enuan\u021ba\u201d inconfundabil\u0103 e \u201evarz\u0103 acr\u0103 de Cotroceni\u201d, ceva ce nu s-a pomenit!&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;Uita\u021bi-v\u0103, de exemplu, la Lucian M\u00e2ndru\u021b\u0103. La d\u00e2nsul, cel pu\u021bin, \u201enuan\u021ba\u201d de sarmale e cople\u0219itoare. G\u00e2ndi\u021bi-v\u0103 c\u0103 d\u00e2nsul este acela care a scris un bestseller despre cum s-a ales pre\u0219edinte Iohannis, dup\u0103 care a fr\u0103gezit paginile c\u0103r\u021bii al c\u0103rui autor era \u0219i, \u00eentr-un \u201ereel\u201d deja celebru, ne-a explicat c\u0103 o s\u0103 \u0219tearg\u0103 cu opera lui la cur. \u0102sta-i omul! Umbla-n limb\u0103 dup\u0103 efigia lui Silviu Brucan, de ziceai c\u0103-i junele Liiceanu \u00een perioada JURNALULUI DE LA P\u0102LTINI\u0218, ceea ce nu l-a \u00eempiedicat s\u0103 se metamorfozeze \u00eentr-o minune de propagandist progresist \u0219i ghiftuit de corectitudine politic\u0103 &#8211; un adev\u0103rat Tudor Chiril\u0103 al influencerismului!&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;\u00cens\u0103 drumul de la:&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/span&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;\u201eAsta mi se pare fabulos \u00een seara asta! E un sentiment -cum s\u0103 v\u0103 zic? -de u\u0219urare, aici, \u00een sala asta! Oameni care&#8230; au sc\u0103pat de un pericol, dar \u00een acela\u0219i timp realizeaz\u0103 c\u0103 li se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 un lucru \u00abwow!\u00bb Oamenilor le place ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat! Ce-a ie\u0219it! Nu mai este votul \u0103la anti-cel\u0103lalt&#8230; le e pur \u0219i simplu drag de omul \u0103sta It&#8217;s happening! It&#8217;s really happening!\u201d (26 mai 2025, reel \u00eenregistrat de M\u00eendru\u021b\u0103 la sindrofia de la Cotroceni, dup\u0103 \u00eenvestirea lui Nicu\u0219or ca pre\u0219edinte al Rom\u00e2niei)&lt;\/span&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&#8230;la:&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;\u201eNicu\u0219or, nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 te-ai prins care este mandatul t\u0103u&#8230; Nicu\u0219or, nu ai de ce s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i acolo dac\u0103 statul rom\u00e2n r\u0103m\u00e2ne la fel. Mandatul t\u0103u este s\u0103 \u00eel schimbi, nu s\u0103 \u00eei falimentezi pe cei care duc Rom\u00e2nia \u00eenainte!\u201d (Lucian M\u00eendru\u021b\u0103, 22 iulie 2025, pe pagina lui de FACEBOOK)&lt;\/span&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&#8230;a fost, pentru Lucian M\u00eendru\u021b\u0103, la fel de dureros precum c\u0103l\u0103toria sarmalelor cu m\u0103m\u0103ligu\u021b\u0103 \u0219i ardei iute prin tubul digestiv, de la excita\u021bia delicioas\u0103 a papilelor gustative din mai 2025, la crampele fioroase care anun\u021b\u0103 o constipa\u021bie ca la carte, \u00een iulie 2025!&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;Constipa\u021bie care, de altfel, s-a cronicizat \u0219i s-a prelungit, se vede treaba, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een aprilie 2026. C\u00e2nd &lt;a href=&#8221;http:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/opinii\/RETEAUA-care-incearca-si-azi-sa-sugrume-Romania-a-fost-creata-de-SOROS-si-BRUCAN-taticii-lui-LIICEANU.-Articolele-pentru-care-am-fost-dat-in-judecata-de-laudatorul-lui-BOLOJAN.-Colegul-lui-de-fondare-a-GDS-a-cerut-si-moartea-lui-MANIU-si-a-lui-CEAU-204644&#8243;&gt;marele democrat M\u00eendru\u021b\u0103, \u0219colit la universitatea de partid Silviu Brucan&lt;\/a&gt; pune c\u0103ciuli\u021ba pe \u201e\u00ee\u201d \u0219i adreseaz\u0103 urm\u0103toarele \u00eentreb\u0103ri esen\u021biale, dar d\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103spunsuri calificate la \u00eentreb\u0103ri:&lt;\/span&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;\u201eNicu\u0219or, oare de ce are AUR un PROGRAM POLITIC \u00ceN MOMENTUL ACESTA, oare nu cumva pentru c\u0103 PSD-ul i-a dat nas? Nu cumva pentru c\u0103 nu mai e nimeni, niciun adult \u00een camer\u0103 \u00een afar\u0103 de \u0103\u0219tia care \u00ceN MOMENTUL \u0102STA FAC GUVERN \u0218I FAC CE VOR EI \u00eempotriva (!!!!, n.n.) esen\u021bei votului pe care rom\u00e2nii l-au dat pentru pre\u0219edintele Nicu\u0219or Dan? Pentru c\u0103 despre asta vorbim aici! Rolul de mediator pare s\u0103 fie pentru Nicu\u0219or Dan modul de a spune : \u00abnu da! nu da! nu vreau s\u0103 fiu suspendat!\u00bb Nicu\u0219or, cu c\u00e2t e\u0219ti mai speriat de ei, cu at\u00e2t \u00eei \u00eent\u0103r\u00e2\u021bi mai tare! Cu at\u00e2t le dai m\u00e2n\u0103 liber\u0103! Cu at\u00e2t le faci&#8230; \u00eei faci s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i pot permite orice!\u201d (Lucian M\u00eendru\u021b\u0103, 29 aprilie 2026)&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/span&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;Cum, cum? Cum ziceai, M\u00eendru\u021b\u0103? E condamnabil ca un partid politic, al doilea ca reprezentare \u00een Parlamentul Rom\u00e2niei \u0219i primul, \u00een momentul de fa\u021b\u0103, \u00een toate sondajele de opinie, la mare distan\u021b\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103 de urm\u0103torul, s\u0103 aib\u0103 tupeul de a AVEA UN PROGRAM POLITIC?&lt;\/span&gt; Ce, tu crezi c\u0103 au participat la alegeri numai a\u0219a, ca s\u0103 dea o pat\u0103 de culoare aurie Parlamentului \u0219i s\u0103 ai tu de cine s\u0103 te r\u00e2zi, din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd? P\u0103i, da, zic, sigur c\u0103 te contrariaz\u0103&#8230; dac\u0103 st\u0103m s\u0103 ne g\u00e2ndim c\u0103 Bolo, abia dup\u0103 ce a fost numit premier s-a apucat s\u0103 \u00eencropeasc\u0103 un program de guvernare, dimpreun\u0103 cu geniul reu\u0219itelor economico-financiare, Iancu Guda, a\u0219a s-ar explica! C\u0103ci ce rost ar fi avut s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 un program, mai ales c\u0103 nu trecuser\u0103 dec\u00e2t vreo \u0219ase luni de la alegerile parlamentare? Ce at\u00e2ta grab\u0103?&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;\u0218i-acum, ia s\u0103 vede\u021bi ce mai zice M\u00eendruli\u021b\u0103-nene:&lt;\/span&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;\u201e\u00cen momentul \u00een care ai intrat \u00een rolul de mediator sau mai bine zis \u00een momentul \u00een care \u021bi-ai asumat absolut nimic, s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 ei \u00ee\u0219i asum\u0103 absolut totul! \u00cen momentul \u00een care avem t\u0103cere ore \u0219i zile s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 nu e lini\u0219te \u00een camer\u0103, vorbesc al\u021bii! \u00cen momentul \u00een care nu e decizie \u0218I N-AI NUMIT, \u0218TII TU PE CINE N-AI NUMIT (aoleu!!!!, n.n.), MUL\u021aI OAMENI N-AI NUMIT (!!!, n.n.) s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 treaba asta undeva \u00een spate se deconteaz\u0103, se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103. Faptul c\u0103 tu nu iei decizii nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 via\u021ba se opre\u0219te acolo a\u0219tept\u00e2nd s\u0103 faci tu ceva, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 devii irelevant! A\u0219a c\u0103, Nicu\u0219or, nu lua treaba asta ca pe o sup\u0103rare a mea, pe un pre\u0219edinte pe care l-am votat, ba chiar l-am mai recomandat \u0219i altora. Ia-o ca pe o tentativ\u0103 de prim-ajutor! Primul ajutor \u00een caz de \u00eenec! fiindc\u0103 \u00een momentul \u0103sta cam acolo nu numai tu e\u0219ti, suntem aproape cu to\u021bii!\u201d (Lucian M\u00eendru\u021b\u0103, 29 aprilie 2026)&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;P\u0103i, drag\u0103, care or fi \u0103ia pe care nu i-a numit mult-recomandatul t\u0103u Nicu\u0219or, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t neglijen\u021ba lui criminal\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi \u201ecauzeze\u201d \u021bie ast\u0103zi la stomac? Sau, ca s\u0103 fiu mai explicit\u0103, \u00een caz c\u0103 i-ar fi numit, cam care ne sugerezi c\u0103 ar fi fost \u201eefectul razelor gamma asupra cr\u0103i\u021belor nicu\u0219orene\u201d \u0219i efectul noilor numiri de la \u201eochiul \u0219i timpanul\u201d asupra laturii contemplative \u0219i moderatoare a caracterului preziden\u021bial?&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;A venit momentul, cred, s\u0103-l \u00eentreb\u0103m totu\u0219i pe Lucian M\u00eendru\u021b\u0103 dac\u0103 nu crede c\u0103 s-a gr\u0103bit un pic s\u0103 se \u00eenfunde cu sarmale crez\u00e2nd c\u0103 particip\u0103 la parastasul suveranismului, bucuros c\u0103 sunt de poman\u0103? Da, da&#8230; Lucian&#8230; sarmalele de la a\u0219a-zisul \u201eparastas\u201d sunt alea care-\u021bi vin ast\u0103zi \u00eenapoi pe g\u00e2t, cu damful lor pregnant \u0219i inconfundabil de varz\u0103 acr\u0103 dintr-un butoi cu zeama nepritocit\u0103 la timp! \u201eIt&#8217;s happening! It&#8217;s really happening!\u201d &#8230; ei, asta a\u0219a, ca s\u0103 citez din \u00een\u021belepciunea ta, drag\u0103!&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;P.S. &lt;\/span&gt;C\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut celebra fotografie a lui M\u00eendu\u021b\u0103 cu farfuria de bucate (buc\u0103\u021bi?), la Cotroceni, mi-am imaginat c\u0103 d\u00e2nsul g\u00e2ndea, \u00een momentul acela, cam a\u0219a: \u201eNa! Ce m-am ghiftuit&#8230; n-am num\u0103rat c\u00e2te sarmale au fost, dar \u0219tiu sigur c\u0103 stau cu prima s\u0103rm\u0103lu\u021b\u0103 pe scaun \u0219i c\u0103 ultima mi-a r\u0103mas \u00een g\u00e2t.&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/i&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;i&gt;VIDEO via Robert Turcescu:&lt;\/i&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;iframe src=&#8221;https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/video.php?height=476&amp;href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Freel%2F791722500485581%2F&amp;show_text=false&amp;width=267&amp;t=0&#8243; width=&#8221;267&#8243; height=&#8221;476&#8243; style=&#8221;border:none;overflow:hidden&#8221; scrolling=&#8221;no&#8221; frameborder=&#8221;0&#8243; allowfullscreen=&#8221;true&#8221; allow=&#8221;autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; picture-in-picture; web-share&#8221;&gt;&lt;\/iframe&gt;<\/div>\n<p>[analyse_source url=&#8221;https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/opinii\/Luminita-Arhire-STA-MI-AR-SARMALELE-N-GAT-EXTRAS-DIN-NICUSORIADA-DE-LUCIAN-MINDRUTA-UN-POEM-EPIC-TULBURATOR-204739&#8243;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[analyse_image type=&#8221;featured&#8221; src=&#8221;https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/images\/articole\/204739.jpg&#8221;] &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;MOTTO: \u201ePentru cei care m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 au fost bune sarmalele de la Cotroceni. Da, au fost excelente, cum sunt de obicei bucatele la parastas. Care parastas? Al suveranismului. I-am f\u0103cut de \u0219apte zile!\u201d (Lucian M\u00eendru\u021b\u0103, pe pagina lui de FACEBOOK, 27 mai 2025)&lt;\/span&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;Fra\u021bilor! 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