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<div><span style=”font-weight: bold;”>\u00cen mod normal la cafel a\u0219 fi \u00eenceput naibii cu un banc. Mi\u0219to! Da’ m-am hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00eenchid cu el. A\u0219a pe caterinc\u0103 maxim\u0103. <\/span><\/div> <div> <\/div> <div>A\u0219a cum ziceam ieri, au venit \u00een ordinea pe care o dori\u021bi, domniile voastre, pfff, v-am spart de at\u00e2ta respect, mili\u021bia, adik ciocli de la Uie, l\u0103utarii, adikaaa muile din politic\u0103 penele(pdl) \u0219i userei\u0219tii la Cotroceni. Ieri. Urmau s\u0103 vin\u0103 \u0219i boarfele! Da’ pe astea nu le g\u0103seau. \u00cen final, cineva le-a g\u0103sit. Pe numele lor minorit\u0103\u021bi. Adikaaa reprezentan\u021bii minorit\u0103\u021bilor. \u0102ia de i-a\u021bi votat voi, c\u0103 au drepturi! <\/div> <div><br \/> <\/div> <div>Dreptul lor se pare ca e doar l\u0103rgirea trotuarelor din fa\u021ba bordelurilor politice. C\u0103 mesele sunt pu\u021bine, tati! C\u0103-s taxele mari! Mai bine la negru!<\/div> <div>Taxele s\u0103 le pl\u0103teasc\u0103 clien\u021bii, nu boarfele! Adikaaa, noi!<\/div> <div><br \/> <\/div> <div>B\u0103i, Nicu Balerinu, zis \u0219i matematicianu nu mai \u0219tie matematici. Alea aplicate! 1+1=2, nu ca la economi\u0219tii vie\u021bii, s\u0103 fac\u0103 c\u00e2t vrea el. Asta e cert! Nu mai \u0219tie socotelile, mami, c\u0103 s-a \u00eencurcat \u00een alea 12 mil de coco, \u0219i crede c\u0103 i se cuvin. A\u0219a \u0219i matematica \u00een parlament! Nu d\u0103, tati, oric\u00e2t ai vrea, b\u0103, Niculae! \u0218i oric\u00e2t ar vrea \u0219i garnizoanele! Nu d\u0103 socotelili! Nu iese combina\u021bia, a\u0219a c\u0103 las\u0103-te dreaq de matematic\u0103 \u0219i apuca-te de combina\u021bii mafiote! E mai p\u0103 fin a\u0219a! Chiar dac\u0103 tu \u00een apari\u021bii nu ai nimic de a face cu zona! De la tunsoare, mami, p\u00e2n\u0103 la costume! Nu mai zic de cum mergi! Chiar dac\u0103 te visezi Don Nik! \u00cen spe\u021b\u0103, chiar dac\u0103 \u0103ia de l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine te fac s\u0103 crezi c\u0103 e\u0219ti. Culaie, vezi c\u0103 \u0103ia te mint! Nu \u00ee\u021bi ling urechile bine \u0219i vezi c\u0103 unde te \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219ti tu prin Cotro \u0219i zici c\u0103 nu ai microafoane, e \u00een\u021besat de ele. P\u0103i a\u0219a, b\u0103i, Nicule?! Te fac a\u0219tia ghem din Don? <\/div> <div><br \/> <\/div> <div>B\u0103, Culae, ai ghiul? C\u0103 dac\u0103 n-ai, pune-l pe Luci s\u0103-\u021bi fac\u0103 unul din a\u021b\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi puna pe degetul mic! C\u0103 acolo \u021bin mafio\u021bii sigiliul! Pe care-l pup\u0103 to\u021bi! <\/div> <div>Hai, f\u0103 un efort \u0219i aminte\u0219te-\u021bi c\u0103 \u0219i tu ai pupat unul. Pe 6 decembrie 2024, \u00eenainte s\u0103 te azv\u00e2rle \u0103la de-l purta, la \u0103ia \u00een curte. Cum care \u0103ia? \u0102ia doi cu buze sub\u021biri de labe unu! Ai uitat? Pe bune?<\/div> <div>Una peste alta, Nicule, se duse naibii \u0219i matematica, boarfele-s pu\u021bine \u0219i tu trebuie s\u0103 te \u021bii cu du\u0219manii! \u0102ia de clas\u0103! Politic\u0103! \u0102ia de erau extremi\u0219ti, terori\u0219ti, putini\u0219ti \u0219i plm ce mai vrea mo\u021bul t\u0103u! <\/div> <div> <\/div> <div>C\u0103 ce s\u0103 vezi?! <\/div> <div> <\/div> <div>Pisica e \u00een bra\u021be la \u0103\u0219tia! \u0218i ca orice Don care se respect\u0103, e musai s\u0103 m\u00e2ng\u00e2i o pisic\u0103! B\u0103\u0103, golanilor care citi\u021bi, nu la pisica aia m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam io, c\u0103 Don Nik nu \u0219tie d-astea! El e onest, mah! Sau face\u021bi voi joc de cuvinte cu literele din “onest”! Hai, c\u0103 pute\u021bi, c\u0103 ce naibii, ori suntem golani, ori nu mai suntem?! <\/div> <div>A\u0219a c\u0103, fra\u021bilor, num\u0103r\u0103toarea nu iese, socotelile p\u0103 abac au c\u0103zut, bilele s-au aruncat, \u0103\u0219tia nu pleac\u0103 de la m\u0103cel\u0103rie dec\u00e2t carne de mici, c\u0103 iaca, acu’ vine 1 Mai \u0219i e mare nevoie la popor! <\/div> <div>Mici, bere \u0219i cire\u0219e! \u0218i examen la toamn\u0103! \u0218titi voi din facult\u0103\u021bi cum era vorba!<\/div> <div>Se duse naibii combina\u021bia, \u0219i \u0219mecherii se dau de o parte! Ba \u00eenc\u0103, socoteala e c\u0103 “dac\u0103 erai prietenul meu, du\u0219manii t\u0103i erau du\u0219manii mei”! <\/div> <div>V\u0103 aduce\u021bi aminte? <\/div> <div>Aici intr\u0103 faza cu pisica! <\/div> <div>Nu\u0219 de ce am a\u0219a o senza\u021bie c\u0103 pisica st\u0103 \u00een bra\u021be la unul! \u0218i nu are leg\u0103tur\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 cu politica, da’ se pare c\u0103 \u00een ultimele dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni le-a dat cu agendili politice \u00een cap \u0103stora! I-a n\u0103ucit cu cire\u0219ii! <\/div> <div>Voi vede\u021bi pisica? <\/div> <div>Io o v\u0103z! <\/div> <div>\u0218i ghiulul!<\/div> <div> <\/div> <div>C\u0103 vorba aia a bancului, cu Bul\u0103 \u0219i olimpica de profesoar\u0103, care le ar\u0103ta imagini dintr-o gar\u0103: cu un tren, cu oameni ce urcau \u0219i coborau, cu mami care \u021binea o fat\u0103 de m\u00e2nu\u021b\u0103, fat\u0103 care flutura o batistu\u021b\u0103 etc. C\u00e2nd olimpica a \u00eentrebat ce se vede, to\u021bi au r\u0103spuns ce vad, numai Bul\u0103 al nostru a zis ca el vede o &iz&\u0103. Olimpica enervat\u0103, \u021bip\u0103 la Bul\u0103, c\u0103 cum, c\u0103 din at\u00e2tea imagini, nesim\u021bitule tu asta zici?! <\/div> <div>Si Bul\u0103 raspunde sincer: auzi, madam, po\u021bi s\u0103-mi fluturi \u0219i trenul c\u0103 eu tot la &iz&\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc! <\/div> <div>A\u0219a si Don Nik! <\/div> <div>Pot s\u0103-i aduc\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia si pe nenea Einstain, el tot la suspendare se g\u00e2nde\u0219te! <\/div> <div>C\u0103 aia de se vor uni, \u00eei vor flutura ghiulul!<\/div> <div>\u0218i matematic, pisica e la ei! <\/div> <div>\u00cei doare-n rang\u0103! <\/div> <div>Hai, calm, trecem noi \u0219i de asta! <\/div> <div>#chipintaci<\/div> <div>#pupate_cu_ghiului<\/div> <div>#mafiotilor<\/div><\/div>\n
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