{"id":1889873,"date":"2026-04-17T12:40:58","date_gmt":"2026-04-17T09:40:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1889873"},"modified":"2026-04-17T12:40:58","modified_gmt":"2026-04-17T09:40:58","slug":"luminita-arhire-curtea-constitutionala-te-vrea-prost-parafraza-dupa-slagarul-lansat-de-sarmalele-reci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1889873","title":{"rendered":"Lumini\u021ba Arhire: \u201dCURTEA CONSTITU\u021aIONAL\u0102 TE VREA PROST!\u201d (PARAFRAZ\u0102 DUP\u0102 \u0218LAG\u0102RUL LANSAT DE \u201eSARMALELE RECI\u201d)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[analyse_image type=&#8221;featured&#8221; src=&#8221;https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/images\/articole\/204450.webp&#8221;]<\/p>\n<div class=\"articleBody\" data-key=\"articleBody\">&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;MOTTO 1: &lt;i&gt;\u201eAh, ce frumos\/ Viitorul luminos\/ Li se-arat\u0103 celor idio\u021bi\/ Deci fi supus\/ Fa\u021b\u0103 de cel mai sus pus\/ Nu uita c\u0103 CCR te vrea prost!\u201d&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&lt;\/i&gt;&lt;\/span&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/span&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;MOTTO 2: &lt;i&gt;\u201eRom\u00e2nii NU \u0218TIU EXACT de ce s-au anulat alegerile? (pufne\u0219te \u00een r\u00e2s, cu un aer de savant\u0103 superioritate, n.n.) &#8230; Cum s\u0103 nu! (r\u00e2de din nou, n.n.) &#8230; Hot\u0103r\u00e2rea noastr\u0103 e publicat\u0103 \u00een Monitorul Oficial! (z\u00e2mbet panoramic, n.n.)\u201d&lt;\/i&gt;. (Simina T\u0103n\u0103sescu, pre\u0219edinte CCR, interviu pentru TVR INFO. ro, 15 aprilie 2026)&nbsp;&nbsp;&lt;\/span&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;O privesc pe doamna T\u0103n\u0103sescu \u0219i brusc \u00eemi vine \u00een minte: \u201e\u0218i-apoi ni vin de fericesc norodul\/ cu chipul lor iste\u021b\u201d &#8230; de oi autosuficiente!&nbsp;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&nbsp;&nbsp;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;C\u0103ci poporul e prost. Cet\u0103\u021benii nu pricep subtilit\u0103\u021bile deciziilor istorice din Hot\u0103r\u00e2rile CCR. \u0218i-atunci, vine Simina T\u0103n\u0103sescu \u00eentr-o zi, bazat\u0103, calm\u0103, sur\u00e2z\u0103toare \u0219i le d\u0103 ni\u0219te explica\u021bii a\u0219a, ca pentru idio\u021bi. Iat\u0103:&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&nbsp;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;Jurnalist TVR: &lt;\/span&gt;\u201eCu o zi \u00eenainte, tot Curtea Constitu\u021bional\u0103 validase aceste alegeri \u0219i atunci \u0219ocul de aceea a fost mai mare. Nu contest\u0103m c\u0103 institu\u021bia nu a luat cea mai bun\u0103 decizie. Dar, practic, Curtea Constitu\u021bional\u0103 a anulat decizia Cur\u021bii Constitu\u021bionale luat\u0103 nu cu 24 de ore \u00eenainte, ci cu vreo 12 ore \u00eenainte.\u201d&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;Simina T\u0103n\u0103sescu, pre\u0219edinte CCR:&lt;\/span&gt; \u201eSper s\u0103 nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u021bi pe mine (r\u00e2de zglobiu, ca \u0219i cum nici nu \u0219i-ar fi dat seama p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci cu ce t\u00e2mpi\u021bi are de-a face, n.n.). Vreau s\u0103 corectez o eroare factual\u0103 aici. Mmmm&#8230; \u00eentr-o prim\u0103 faz\u0103, Curtea Constitu\u021bional\u0103 a validat primul tur al alegerilor. Iar asta cred c\u0103 s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat \u00eentr-o zi de luni. Anularea \u00ceNTREGULUI proces electoral (face un gest circular cu degetul \u0219i prezint\u0103 o muf\u0103 u\u0219or dezgustat\u0103, n.n.), nu doar a primului tur, ci \u00een \u00eentregime tot procesul, asta \u00eenseamn\u0103, inclusiv de la faza nu doar campaniei electorale, ci de la faza depunerii candidaturilor, s-a produs \u00eentr-o zi de vineri. Mai mult de 12 ore, asta doar PENTRU PRECIZIE (z\u00e2mbet larg, \u00eeng\u0103duitor, n.n.)!\u201d (interviu pentru TVR INFO. ro, 15 aprilie 2026)&nbsp;&nbsp;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;Da, a\u0219a e&#8230; au fost mai mult de 12 ore, nu cum spusese moderatoarea, dar mai pu\u021bin de patru zile, a\u0219a cum a sus\u021binut, cu un aer doct, Simina T\u0103n\u0103sescu. De fapt, cronologia a fost asta: luni 2 decembrie 2024, CCR a validat primul tur; miercuri, pe 4 decembrie, a respins sesiz\u0103rile care solicitau anularea primului tur, deci acesta A R\u0102MAS VALID -s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 a fost&#8230; o REAFIRMARE a validit\u0103\u021bii scrutinului; iar vineri, pe 6 decembrie anuleaz\u0103 alegerile, la dou\u0103 zile de la confirmarea validit\u0103\u021bii lor. A\u0219adar&#8230; c\u00e2t\u0103 precizie, doamna T\u0103n\u0103sescu!&lt;\/span&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;Apoi, netulburat\u0103, doamna Simina sintetizeaz\u0103 \u0219i motivele extraordinar de clare pentru care s-au anulat alegerile \u00een decembrie 2024:&nbsp;&nbsp;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;\u201eDar, motivele pentru care Curtea a ajuns la acea concluzie sunt publicate \u00een Monitor \u0219i ele \u021bin de \u00ceNC\u0102LCAREA DREPTURILOR ELECTORALE ALE ALEG\u0102TORILOR, \u00ceNC\u0102LCAREA DREPTULUI DE A FI ALES ALES (!!!, n.n.) CANDIDA\u021aILOR \u0219i NERESPECTAREA FLAGRANT\u0102 A REGULILOR REFERITOARE LA FINAN\u021aAREA CAMPANIEI ELECTORALE. Sunt trei motive extrem de solide, ancorate \u00een textul Constitu\u021biei noastre.\u201d (Simina T\u0103n\u0103sescu, interviu pentru TVR INFO. ro, 15 aprilie 2026)&nbsp;&nbsp;&lt;\/span&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;Madam, mata vorbe\u0219ti, cu lejeritate, de ditamai funia \u00een casa sp\u00e2nzuratului, mi se pare&#8230; c\u0103ci mai \u201e\u00eenc\u0103lcare a drepturilor electorale ale aleg\u0103torilor\u201d dec\u00e2t ANULAREA DE C\u0102TRE CCR A UNOR ALEGERI perfect valabile, f\u0103r\u0103 incidente, eu nu cred c\u0103 s-a pomenit pe planet\u0103! \u0218i mai \u00eenc\u0103lcare a \u201edreptului de a fi ales\u201d dec\u00e2t EXCLUDEREA UNOR CANDIDA\u021aI PRIN BUNUL PLAC AL CCR-ului, pe baza unor declara\u021bii politice ale acestora, f\u0103r\u0103 a exista vreo hot\u0103r\u00e2re judec\u0103toreasc\u0103 atest\u00e2nd o interdic\u021bie a drepturilor lor civile, nu cred c\u0103 \u201ese ezist\u0103\u201d! C\u00e2t despre \u201enerespectarea flagrant\u0103 a regulilor privind finan\u021barea electoral\u0103\u201d &#8230; \u0103sta-i motiv de anulare a alegerilor? P\u0103i, eu am o list\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103, extras\u0103 dintr-o mul\u021bime de alegeri anterioare, cu situa\u021bii \u0219i actori electorali pentru care \u201enerespectarea\u201d s-a soldat \u201ed\u0103c\u00e2t\u201d cu ni\u0219te b\u0103nu\u021bi confisca\u021bi \u0219i ni\u0219te amenzi firave, contestate mai toate \u00een justi\u021bie, cu rezultate de multe ori favorabile pentru contestatari&#8230;&nbsp;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;Nicu\u0219or, \u021bi-ai luat noti\u021be? P\u0103i, ce s\u0103 mai promi\u021bi poporului c-o s\u0103-i spui tu odat\u0103 \u0219i-odat\u0103 de ce s-au anulat alegerile, c\u00e2nd doamna Simina \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103 motivele pe tav\u0103? Ie\u0219i \u0219i enumer\u0103-le pe-astea trei, ca s\u0103 nu se mai pl\u00e2ng\u0103 Angi \u0218erban, \u201efata cu goarna\u201d, c\u0103 nu te-ai \u021binut de cuv\u00e2nt. I-auzi ce zice fata aia (\u0219i-\u021bi mai d\u0103 la opera\u021bie \u0219i cu \u00eentrebarea despre sponsoriz\u0103ri):&lt;\/span&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;\u201eApropo, Nicu\u0219oare, s\u0103 ne zici \u0219i nou\u0103 DE CE-AU FOST ANULATE ALEGERILE&#8230; c\u0103 ne-ai promis \u0219i n-ai venit cu nimic! De asemenea vrem \u0219i noi s\u0103 \u0219tim (se uit\u0103 \u00een tavan, n.n.) cine te-a sponsorizat \u00een campanie, c\u00e2\u021bi bani ai f\u0103cut \u00een campanie, cum, prin ce firme, unde, mmm&#8230; s\u0103 \u0219tim ni\u0219te detalii&#8230; \u0218iiii&#8230; s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 nu suntem chiar a\u0219a d\u0103 pro\u0219ti. Eu \u0219tiu c\u0103 \u00eenainte s\u0103 ajungi pre\u0219edinte noi nu eram pro\u0219ti, eram b\u0103ie\u021bi de\u0219tep\u021bi&#8230; b\u0103ie\u021bi \u0218I FETE DE\u0218TEP\u021aI (de\u0219tepte, fato! n.n.). Dup\u0103 ce-ai ajuns pre\u0219edinte (se scarpin\u0103 meticulos la falc\u0103, n.n.) \u0219i te contrazicem, adic\u0103 noi sim\u021bim \u0219i mirosim c\u0103 ai f\u0103cut ni\u0219te \u00een\u021belegeri cu ni\u0219te unii, (se \u0219terge la gur\u0103, n.n.) spui c\u0103 s\u02bctem pro\u0219ti. E\u0219ti cam pe cont propriu, b\u0103iatule&#8230; a\u0219a c\u0103&#8230; M**E! Noi \u0103\u0219tia care suntem civiliza\u021bi, cultiva\u021bi, ne facem b\u0103g\u0103jelu\u02bc \u0219i plec\u0103m, r\u0103m\u00e2ne\u021bi tot voi, \u0103\u0219tia, s\u0103 o p\u0103\u021bi\u021bi cu ei&#8230;\u201d (Angi \u0218erban, 8 aprilie 2026, pe pagina ei de FACEBOOK)&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/span&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;\u00cen cadrul aceluia\u0219i interviu doamna T\u0103n\u0103sescu, senin\u0103, mai face \u0219i alte preciz\u0103ri cu privire la motivele anul\u0103rii alegerilor:&nbsp;&lt;\/span&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;\u201eEle sunt de domeniul de competen\u021b\u0103 a Cur\u021bii, \u00een m\u0103sura \u00een care vorbim de drepturi fundamentale \u0219i de drepturi fundamentale de tip electoral, apropo DE DEMOCRA\u021aIE \u0218I DE PERICOLELE PE CARE ACEASTA LE POATE COMPORTA (i-auzi! n.n.), cu care&#8230; \u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103&#8230; \u0103\u0103&#8230; ea se poate \u00eent\u00e2lni. \u0218i sunt motive care, pe de-o parte, au fost DETALIATE (!!!, n.n.) \u00eentr-o Hot\u0103r\u00e2re, care a trecut destul de multe teste juridice (!!!, ce teste, \u00een afar\u0103 de h\u00e2rtia de turnesol a lui Mugur Ciuvic\u0103 de la ANTENA 3 CNN? n.n.) p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, \u0219i testul Comisiei de la Vene\u021bia (c\u00e2nd l-a trecut, c\u0103 noi n-am observat una ca asta? n.n.), \u0219i testul Comisiei Europene (aha, dar ce compete\u021be are Comisia European\u0103 ca s\u0103 analizeze a\u0219a ceva? n.n.) \u0219i sunt motivele de natur\u0103 tehnic\u0103, de natur\u0103 juridic\u0103, cred c\u0103 sunt destul de&#8230; e adev\u0103rat c\u0103 sintetic, dar DESTUL (!!!, n.n.) DE BINE PREZENTATE \u00een acea Hot\u0103r\u00e2re.\u201d (Simina T\u0103n\u0103sescu, interviu pentru TVR INFO. ro, 15 aprilie 2026)&nbsp;&nbsp;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;Ei, p\u0103i din moment ce DEMOCRA\u021aIA POATE COMPORTA ni\u0219te pericole a\u0219a de \u00eengrozitoare, eu zic s\u0103 ave\u021bi \u00eencredere \u00een doamna T\u0103n\u0103sescu! C\u0103 numai d\u00e2nsa e sigur\u0103 \u0219i eficient\u0103!&nbsp;&lt;\/span&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/span&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;P.S. &lt;\/span&gt;Am aflat, \u00eendurerat\u0103, c\u0103 a\u0219a cum Nicu\u0219or n-are televizor acas\u0103, nici doamna T\u0103n\u0103sescu n-are. De aceea d\u00e2nsa n-a \u0219tiut cum s\u0103 procedeze p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd i-au spus colegii, care aveau televizor, c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 se mobilizeze:&nbsp;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;\u201eLumea din jurul meu \u00eemi spunea: \u00abN-ai v\u0103zut la televizor ce a declarat -orice va fi declarat- un candidat? \u00bb&nbsp; \u0218i r\u0103spunsul meu invariabil era (ridic\u0103 elegant din umeri, n.n.) c\u0103 n-am v\u0103zut, c\u0103 n-am televizor. Eu nu am televizor acas\u0103. Eu nu de\u021bin instrumentul, aparatul unui televizor.\u201d (Simina T\u0103n\u0103sescu, interviu pentru TVR INFO. ro, 15 aprilie 2026)&nbsp;&nbsp;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;Ah&#8230; a\u0219a, deci! Mi-e clar acum! C\u0103ci, evident, p\u00e2n\u0103 la confesiunile doamnei T\u0103n\u0103sescu n-am \u0219tiut c\u0103 de la televizor trebuie s\u0103 afle CCR-ul c\u00e2nd trebuie musai s\u0103 anuleze un scrutin aflat \u00een plin\u0103 desf\u0103\u0219urare, al c\u0103rui prim tur numai ce \u00eel supra-validase cu doar dou\u0103 zile \u00een urm\u0103!&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;iframe src=&#8221;https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/video.php?height=476&amp;href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Freel%2F813123525180072%2F&amp;show_text=false&amp;width=290&amp;t=0&#8243; width=&#8221;290&#8243; height=&#8221;476&#8243; style=&#8221;border:none;overflow:hidden&#8221; scrolling=&#8221;no&#8221; frameborder=&#8221;0&#8243; allowfullscreen=&#8221;true&#8221; allow=&#8221;autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; picture-in-picture; web-share&#8221;&gt;&lt;\/iframe&gt;<\/div>\n<p>[analyse_source url=&#8221;https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/stiri\/Luminita-Arhire-CURTEA-CONSTITUTIONALA-TE-VREA-PROST-PARAFRAZA-DUPA-SLAGARUL-LANSAT-DE-%E2%80%9ESARMALELE-RECI-204450&#8243;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[analyse_image type=&#8221;featured&#8221; src=&#8221;https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/images\/articole\/204450.webp&#8221;] &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;MOTTO 1: &lt;i&gt;\u201eAh, ce frumos\/ Viitorul luminos\/ Li se-arat\u0103 celor idio\u021bi\/ Deci fi supus\/ Fa\u021b\u0103 de cel mai sus pus\/ Nu uita c\u0103 CCR te vrea prost!\u201d&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&lt;\/i&gt;&lt;\/span&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;\/span&gt;&lt;\/div&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;MOTTO 2: &lt;i&gt;\u201eRom\u00e2nii NU \u0218TIU EXACT de ce s-au anulat alegerile? 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