{"id":1873668,"date":"2026-04-09T10:08:00","date_gmt":"2026-04-09T07:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1873668"},"modified":"2026-04-09T10:08:00","modified_gmt":"2026-04-09T07:08:00","slug":"i-fucked-my-boyfriends-brother-our-readers-confess-their-worst-mistakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1873668","title":{"rendered":"\u2018I fucked my boyfriend\u2019s brother\u2019: Our readers confess their worst mistakes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[analyse_image type=&#8221;featured&#8221; src=&#8221;https:\/\/images-prod.dazeddigital.com\/1200\/0-0-2492-1661\/azure\/dazed-prod\/1440\/3\/1443101.jpeg&#8221;]<\/p>\n<article class=\"main-article standard \">\n<div class=\"article-main-content article-wrapper has-media-but-its-an-image\" data-status=\"loaded\" data-primary-article=\"true\" data-url=\"\/life-culture\/article\/70060\/1\/fucked-boyfriend-brother-readers-confess-their-worst-mistakes-the-drama\" data-article-id=\"70060\">\n<header class=\"article-header has-landscape-image no-media\">\n<div class=\"wrapper dg-max-width\">\n<div class=\"inner\">\n<figure class=\"main-img has-figcaption\" data-img-aspect-ratio-type=\"landscape\" data-img-aspect-ratio=\"1.44\" data-template=\"Standard Article\"><span class=\"has-css-custom-props image-container\" data-aspect-ratio-type=\"landscape\"><span class=\"preserve-aspect-ratio\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"The Drama, 2026 (Film Still)\" class=\"img\" height=\"1730\" src=\"https:\/\/images-prod.dazeddigital.com\/1400\/azure\/dazed-prod\/1440\/3\/1443101.jpeg\" width=\"2492\"><\/span><\/span><figcaption class=\"img-caption\"><span class=\"inner\"><span class=\"credit\">The Drama, 2026 <span class=\"nowrap\">(Film Still)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<aside class=\"meta\">\n<div class=\"inner\"><time datetime=\"2026-04-09T10:08:00+00:00\" class=\"timestamp\" title=\"09 April 2026\"><span class=\"month\">April<\/span>\u00a0<br \/>\n<span class=\"day\" data-day=\"9\">9,<\/span>\u00a0<br \/>\n<span class=\"year\">2026<\/span><\/time><\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<div class=\"titles\">\n<div class=\"tags\">\n<div class=\"sections\"><a class=\"category vertical - life-culture\" href=\"https:\/\/www.dazeddigital.com\/life-culture\">Life &amp; Culture<\/a><br \/>\n\/<br \/>\n<a class=\"series\" href=\"https:\/\/www.dazeddigital.com\/speakerbox\">Speakerbox<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"standard-tag-container\"><a class=\"standard-category\" href=\"https:\/\/www.dazeddigital.com\/life-culture\">Life &amp; Culture<\/a> \/<br \/>\n<a class=\"standard-series\" href=\"https:\/\/www.dazeddigital.com\/speakerbox\">Speakerbox<\/a><\/div>\n<h1 class=\"title\"><span>\u2018I fucked my boyfriend\u2019s brother\u2019: Our readers confess their <span class=\"nowrap\">worst mistakes<\/span><\/span><\/h1>\n<div class=\"standfirst\">\n<h2>Inspired by Kristoffer Borgli\u2019s The Drama, we asked Dazed readers to disclose the very worst thing they\u2019ve ever done. Can we handle truly knowing each other \u2013 even when someone\u2019s snogged their <span class=\"nowrap\">own dad?<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n<p><time datetime=\"2026-04-09T10:08:00+00:00\" class=\"timestamp\" title=\"09 April 2026\"><span class=\"month\">April<\/span>\u00a0<br \/>\n<span class=\"day\" data-day=\"9\">9,<\/span>\u00a0<br \/>\n<span class=\"year\">2026<\/span><\/time><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><time datetime=\"2026-04-09T10:08:00+00:00\" class=\"timestamp\" title=\"09 April 2026\"><span class=\"month\">April<\/span>\u00a0<br \/>\n<span class=\"day\" data-day=\"9\">9,<\/span>\u00a0<br \/>\n<span class=\"year\">2026<\/span><\/time><\/p>\n<div class=\"providers\">\n<div class=\"contributors\"><span class=\"contributor\" data-contributor-role=\"Text\"><span class=\"contributor-role\">Text<\/span><a class=\"contributor-name\" href=\"https:\/\/www.dazeddigital.com\/user\/HalimaJibril\">Halima Jibril<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/header>\n<div class=\"article-body-container\">\n<div class=\"article-body wrapper\">\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<p><span>Kristoffer Borgli\u2019s new psychological-romantic comedy, <\/span><em><span>The Drama<\/span><\/em><span>, asks if we can handle knowing the worst thing a person has ever done and continue to love them despite it. This is a difficult question to handle interpersonally, and even harder to deal with in the digital age, where your worst mistakes can live online forever, haunting you until the day you die (or at least until people forget you exist). We live in a society that loves to relish in other people\u2019s mistakes. It allows us to feel morally superior, even though we are all flawed, disgusting, gross human beings, capable of causing each other great harm. We often have to hide those parts of ourselves, in fear that we will scare the ones we love the most away.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>However, after I left <\/span><em><span>The Drama<\/span><\/em><span>, I found myself wanting to know people more intimately \u2013 flaws and all \u2013 and to confess my worst to them, too. So below, we\u2019ve asked friends, strangers and Dazed readers to anonymously confess the worst things they\u2019ve ever done, which range from the righteous to the deplorable, the not-that-deep to the genuinely quite troubling. Now, thanks to this listicle, these poor souls are finally unburdened. Hallelujah!<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1><span>THE CHICKEN STRANGLER\u00a0<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>\u201cI drowned my pet chicken in a bucket of water in the garden.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1><span>THE BIOLOGICAL TERRORIST<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>\u201cI once had a really horrible flatmate, and before I moved out, I swirled her toothbrush in her toilet.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1><span>THE CHARITY SKATE SCAMMER\u00a0<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>\u201cI did a sponsored roller skate for Help The Aged, but didn\u2019t do the event and just kept the money.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1><span>THE MODERN DAY ROBIN HOOD <\/span><\/h1>\n<p>\u201cI told a clothing company my dad was recently hospitalised and on his deathbed so I could get a refund. And it worked!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html-embed\">\n<h1><strong><span data-preserver-spaces=\"true\">THE FIRE STARTER\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/h1>\n<p><span data-preserver-spaces=\"true\">\u201cI was on the dance floor with friends \u2013 it was packed, the music was loud, and everyone was sweaty and hot. At one point, this girl kept barging into my friend over and over again. It was aggressive enough that it stopped feeling accidental. After a while, I lost patience. Without making a scene, I casually dropped my lit cigarette into her handbag while she was dancing. We slipped away and repositioned ourselves on the other side of the floor as if nothing had happened.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1><span>A VERY GREEDY INDIVIDUAL <\/span><\/h1>\n<p>\u201cI slept with two different men within the same hour. I\u2019ve told neither of them, and one of them is now my boyfriend.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1>#BALD \u2764\ufe0f<\/h1>\n<p>\u201cMy roommate was racist to me so I put Nair hair removal cream in her shampoo #noregrets.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html-embed\">\n<h1>THE PUR-VERT<\/h1>\n<p>&#8220;When I was like 14 I used to spray whipped cream on my balls and get my mom\u2019s cat to lick it off.<span data-preserver-spaces=\"true\">\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1><span>KEEPING IT IN THE FAMILY\u00a0<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>\u201cFucked my boyfriend\u2019s brother :)\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html-embed\">\n<h1><span>THE DRUG KING-PIN<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>\u201cAs a teenager, I once sold an annoying girl I knew a \u2018gram of coke\u2019 for \u00a340 that was actually crushed-up paracetamol. Afterwards, I freaked out that she would have a seizure after snorting it. But not only did I fail to confess, even after she became suspicious and confronted me, I also continued to insist it was the finest Bolivian marching powder.<span data-preserver-spaces=\"true\">\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1>THE ZERO UBER RATING<\/h1>\n<p>\u201cMy boyfriend\u2019s best friend secretly fingered me in the backseat of a taxi while my boyfriend was in the passenger seat.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1>A BRUSH WITH DEATH<\/h1>\n<p>\u201cI drove back from a famed UK music festival still unfit to drive, hit a man off his motorbike and he was in a coma for eight months (he survived, though).\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html-embed\">\n<h1><span data-preserver-spaces=\"true\">THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER\u00a0<\/span><\/h1>\n<p><span data-preserver-spaces=\"true\">\u201cI knowingly slept with people who had partners. One time, I slept with someone who I didn\u2019t know had a partner. They stopped us mid-intercourse, said they were taken and were now doubting their actions. I said, <\/span><span data-preserver-spaces=\"true\">\u2018You\u2019re not special, this scenario is not special, we should at least finish.\u2019\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html-embed\">\n<h1>FORGIVE ME, FATHER&#8230;<\/h1>\n<p><span data-preserver-spaces=\"true\">\u201cI got drunk and kissed my dad.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1>SPECIAL DELIVERY!<\/h1>\n<p>\u201cOn the way home after a big night, I shat myself a little bit, and put the poo on someone\u2019s doorstep (Amhurst Road).\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1>BUSY NIGHT<\/h1>\n<p>\u201cThe messiest thing I have ever done is fucking my boyfriend\u2019s best friend and his cousin in the same night.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1>MOVE ON, GIRL&#8230;<\/h1>\n<p>\u201cI still track my ex on Find My Friends \u2013 we broke up 10 years ago.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1>THE CLASS TRAITOR\u00a0<\/h1>\n<p>\u201cOne time I accidentally snipped the thread of a garment during a quality control check. 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Get The Drop<\/h1>\n<div class=\"meta-row\">\n<p class=\"meta\">Get must-see stories direct to your inbox every weekday.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dazeddigital.com\/privacy-policy\" class=\"meta-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><br \/>\nPrivacy policy<br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"confirmation\" aria-live=\"polite\">\n<p class=\"confirmation-title\">Thank you. You have been subscribed<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dazeddigital.com\/privacy-policy\" class=\"meta-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><br \/>\nPrivacy policy<br \/>\n<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<div class=\"article-body wrapper\">\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<p><span>Kristoffer Borgli\u2019s new psychological-romantic comedy, <\/span><em><span>The Drama<\/span><\/em><span>, asks if we can handle knowing the worst thing a person has ever done and continue to love them despite it. This is a difficult question to handle interpersonally, and even harder to deal with in the digital age, where your worst mistakes can live online forever, haunting you until the day you die (or at least until people forget you exist). We live in a society that loves to relish in other people\u2019s mistakes. It allows us to feel morally superior, even though we are all flawed, disgusting, gross human beings, capable of causing each other great harm. We often have to hide those parts of ourselves, in fear that we will scare the ones we love the most away.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>However, after I left <\/span><em><span>The Drama<\/span><\/em><span>, I found myself wanting to know people more intimately \u2013 flaws and all \u2013 and to confess my worst to them, too. So below, we\u2019ve asked friends, strangers and Dazed readers to anonymously confess the worst things they\u2019ve ever done, which range from the righteous to the deplorable, the not-that-deep to the genuinely quite troubling. Now, thanks to this listicle, these poor souls are finally unburdened. Hallelujah!<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1><span>THE CHICKEN STRANGLER\u00a0<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>\u201cI drowned my pet chicken in a bucket of water in the garden.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1><span>THE BIOLOGICAL TERRORIST<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>\u201cI once had a really horrible flatmate, and before I moved out, I swirled her toothbrush in her toilet.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1><span>THE CHARITY SKATE SCAMMER\u00a0<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>\u201cI did a sponsored roller skate for Help The Aged, but didn\u2019t do the event and just kept the money.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1><span>THE MODERN DAY ROBIN HOOD <\/span><\/h1>\n<p>\u201cI told a clothing company my dad was recently hospitalised and on his deathbed so I could get a refund. And it worked!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html-embed\">\n<h1><strong><span data-preserver-spaces=\"true\">THE FIRE STARTER\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/h1>\n<p><span data-preserver-spaces=\"true\">\u201cI was on the dance floor with friends \u2013 it was packed, the music was loud, and everyone was sweaty and hot. At one point, this girl kept barging into my friend over and over again. It was aggressive enough that it stopped feeling accidental. After a while, I lost patience. Without making a scene, I casually dropped my lit cigarette into her handbag while she was dancing. We slipped away and repositioned ourselves on the other side of the floor as if nothing had happened.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1><span>A VERY GREEDY INDIVIDUAL <\/span><\/h1>\n<p>\u201cI slept with two different men within the same hour. I\u2019ve told neither of them, and one of them is now my boyfriend.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1>#BALD \u2764\ufe0f<\/h1>\n<p>\u201cMy roommate was racist to me so I put Nair hair removal cream in her shampoo #noregrets.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html-embed\">\n<h1>THE PUR-VERT<\/h1>\n<p>&#8220;When I was like 14 I used to spray whipped cream on my balls and get my mom\u2019s cat to lick it off.<span data-preserver-spaces=\"true\">\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1><span>KEEPING IT IN THE FAMILY\u00a0<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>\u201cFucked my boyfriend\u2019s brother :)\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html-embed\">\n<h1><span>THE DRUG KING-PIN<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>\u201cAs a teenager, I once sold an annoying girl I knew a \u2018gram of coke\u2019 for \u00a340 that was actually crushed-up paracetamol. Afterwards, I freaked out that she would have a seizure after snorting it. But not only did I fail to confess, even after she became suspicious and confronted me, I also continued to insist it was the finest Bolivian marching powder.<span data-preserver-spaces=\"true\">\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1>THE ZERO UBER RATING<\/h1>\n<p>\u201cMy boyfriend\u2019s best friend secretly fingered me in the backseat of a taxi while my boyfriend was in the passenger seat.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1>A BRUSH WITH DEATH<\/h1>\n<p>\u201cI drove back from a famed UK music festival still unfit to drive, hit a man off his motorbike and he was in a coma for eight months (he survived, though).\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html-embed\">\n<h1><span data-preserver-spaces=\"true\">THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER\u00a0<\/span><\/h1>\n<p><span data-preserver-spaces=\"true\">\u201cI knowingly slept with people who had partners. One time, I slept with someone who I didn\u2019t know had a partner. They stopped us mid-intercourse, said they were taken and were now doubting their actions. I said, <\/span><span data-preserver-spaces=\"true\">\u2018You\u2019re not special, this scenario is not special, we should at least finish.\u2019\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html-embed\">\n<h1>FORGIVE ME, FATHER&#8230;<\/h1>\n<p><span data-preserver-spaces=\"true\">\u201cI got drunk and kissed my dad.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1>SPECIAL DELIVERY!<\/h1>\n<p>\u201cOn the way home after a big night, I shat myself a little bit, and put the poo on someone\u2019s doorstep (Amhurst Road).\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1>BUSY NIGHT<\/h1>\n<p>\u201cThe messiest thing I have ever done is fucking my boyfriend\u2019s best friend and his cousin in the same night.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1>MOVE ON, GIRL&#8230;<\/h1>\n<p>\u201cI still track my ex on Find My Friends \u2013 we broke up 10 years ago.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"embed-content\" data-embed-type=\"raw-html\">\n<h1>THE CLASS TRAITOR\u00a0<\/h1>\n<p>\u201cOne time I accidentally snipped the thread of a garment during a quality control check. I was new and lowkey blamed it on one of the tailors. The tailor was let go. To this day I can&#8217;t look at crochet without becoming queasy.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"newsletter-inline-last\">\n<div class=\"newsletter-small\">\n<div class=\"inner\">\n<h1 class=\"newsletter-title\">Escape the algorithm! Get The Drop<\/h1>\n<div class=\"meta-row\">\n<p class=\"meta\">Get must-see stories direct to your inbox every weekday.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dazeddigital.com\/privacy-policy\" class=\"meta-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><br \/>\nPrivacy policy<br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"confirmation\" aria-live=\"polite\">\n<p class=\"confirmation-title\">Thank you. 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