{"id":1822274,"date":"2026-03-12T14:31:24","date_gmt":"2026-03-12T11:31:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1822274"},"modified":"2026-03-12T14:31:24","modified_gmt":"2026-03-12T11:31:24","slug":"mega-crit-unveils-slay-the-spire-2-plushies-and-oh-dear-ive-bought-two-of-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1822274","title":{"rendered":"Mega Crit unveils Slay the Spire 2 plushies and oh dear I&#8217;ve bought two of them"},"content":{"rendered":"<article class=\"article \" data-ads=\"true\" data-article-type=\"news\" data-article-group=\"news\" data-paywalled=\"false\" data-premium=\"false\" data-sponsored=\"false\" data-type=\"article\">\n<header class=\"article_header\" data-component=\"article-header\">\n<div class=\"breadcrumbs\">\n<nav class=\"nav_breadcrumbs\" data-component=\"nav-breadcrumbs\" aria-label=\"Breadcrumb\">\n<ul class=\"nav-links\">\n<li>\n                <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eurogamer.net\/\" data-active=\"false\"><br \/>\n                      Home<br \/>\n                <\/a>\n            <\/li>\n<li>\n                <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eurogamer.net\/news\" data-active=\"false\"><br \/>\n                      News<br \/>\n                <\/a>\n            <\/li>\n<li>\n                <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eurogamer.net\/games\/slay-the-spire-2\" data-active=\"false\"><br \/>\n                      Slay the Spire 2<br \/>\n                <\/a>\n            <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/nav><\/div>\n<div class=\"headline_details\" id=\"main-content\">\n<h1 class=\"title\">Mega Crit unveils Slay the Spire 2 plushies and oh dear I&#8217;ve bought two of them<\/h1>\n<p class=\"strapline\">Vakuu very much.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"headline_asset\">\n<figure class=\"headline_image_wrapper\">\n<p>        <img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"headline_image\" src=\"https:\/\/assetsio.gnwcdn.com\/slay-spire-2-plushies.jpg?width=570&amp;quality=85&amp;format=jpg&amp;dpr=3&amp;auto=webp\" alt=\"A screenshot of a storefront selling Slay the Spire 2 plushies. There are three of them here.\" loading=\"eager\" data-uri=\"slay-spire-2-plushies.jpg\" data-lightbox width=\"570\" height=\"321\"><figcaption>\n          <span class=\"attribution\">Image credit: <cite>Mega Crit \/ Makeship<\/cite><\/span><br \/>\n        <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"metadata\">\n<div class=\"avatar\">\n<p>    <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Robert Purchese avatar\" src=\"https:\/\/assetsio.gnwcdn.com\/user-9946-originalxoriginal-14-03-23.jpg?width=2048&amp;height=2048&amp;fit=bounds&amp;quality=85&amp;format=jpg&amp;auto=webp\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 1\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1017\"><\/p>\n<p>  <img alt=\"Robert Purchese avatar\" data-autosize=\"crop_lossy\" data-uri=\"user-9946-originalxoriginal-14-03-23.jpg\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 1\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1017\">\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"text\">\n<div class=\"byline\">\n                  <span class=\"article_type\" data-slug=\"news\"><br \/>\n                    News<br \/>\n                  <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"by\">by<\/span> <span class=\"author\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eurogamer.net\/authors\/robert-purchese\">Robert Purchese<\/a><\/span>                    <span class=\"job_title\"><br \/>\n                      Associate Editor<br \/>\n                    <\/span>\n            <\/div>\n<div class=\"published_at\">\nPublished on <time datetime=\"2026-03-12T14:31:24+00:00\">March 12, 2026<\/time>              <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"mypop-header-wrapper\">\n<p><button class=\"mypop-button button wide\" data-state=\"follow\" data-type=\"tag\" data-uuid=\"0a5d514b-57bb-4725-937e-b7a20aff703a\" data-name=\"Slay the Spire 2\" data-follow-text=\"Follow Slay the Spire 2\" data-unfollow-text=\"Following Slay the Spire 2\" data-aria-follow-text=\"Follow Slay the Spire 2\" data-aria-unfollow-text=\"Following Slay the Spire 2\" data-popup=\"true\" data-force-login=\"true\" aria-label=\"Follow Slay the Spire 2\" title=\"Follow Slay the Spire 2\"><br \/>\n  Follow Slay the Spire 2<br \/>\n<\/button>          <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/header>\n<div class=\"article_body\" data-component=\"article-content\">\n<div class=\"article_body_content article-styling\">\n<p>Mega Crit has unveiled three new <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eurogamer.net\/games\/slay-the-spire\">Slay the Spire<\/a> 2 plushies and oh dear I&#8217;ve already ordered two of them.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.makeship.com\/shop\/creator\/slay-the-spire\">The Slay the Spire 2 plushies<\/a> are being sold through crowdfunding website Makeship, and they&#8217;re only available for a limited time &#8211; until 3rd April. The new designs feature series core characters the Ironclad, Silent and Defect, and they&#8217;re $30 each with a $20-ish shipping fee to get the plushies to the UK. There&#8217;s also a chance they might incur a customs charge when they arrive here so, you know, it really was an irresponsible purchase, Purchese.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s Slay the Spire 2! And everyone is wild for Slay the Spire 2 right now. It&#8217;s been the fourth <a href=\"https:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/charts\/mostplayed\">most played game on Steam<\/a> for days &#8211; I think it was briefly third &#8211; and it&#8217;s been posting outrageous concurrent player numbers stretching as high as 570k. Mega Crit even gave Bungie a bit of sass over the weekend because <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eurogamer.net\/slay-the-spire-2-launch-so-successful-studio-had-to-apologise-for-joke-marathon\">Slay the Spire 2 was more popular than Marathon<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a remarkable level of success for a deck-building roguelike, and I imagine <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eurogamer.net\/co-op-works-brilliantly-in-slay-the-spire-2\">the show-stealing addition of multiplayer to Slay the Spire 2<\/a> is having a notable effect on those player numbers. But there&#8217;s also plenty else to enjoy about the game, such as the two new playable classes &#8211; the Necrobinder and Regent &#8211; which come with bold new decks and gameplay concepts of their own (Doom, I love you). And there&#8217;s an entire game&#8217;s worth of fresh events to deliberate over, before you invariably choose unwisely and later regret it. Presentationally the sequel is a significant upgrade too.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still chipping away at Slay the Spire 2 but I hope to bring deeper thoughts on the game, beyond &#8216;there are plushies!&#8217;, to the website soon.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"preferred-source\" data-component=\"preferred-source\">\nLove Eurogamer.net? 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There&#8217;s also a chance they might incur a customs charge when they arrive here so, you know, it really was an irresponsible purchase, Purchese.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s Slay the Spire 2! And everyone is wild for Slay the Spire 2 right now. It&#8217;s been the fourth <a href=\"https:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/charts\/mostplayed\">most played game on Steam<\/a> for days &#8211; I think it was briefly third &#8211; and it&#8217;s been posting outrageous concurrent player numbers stretching as high as 570k. Mega Crit even gave Bungie a bit of sass over the weekend because <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eurogamer.net\/slay-the-spire-2-launch-so-successful-studio-had-to-apologise-for-joke-marathon\">Slay the Spire 2 was more popular than Marathon<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a remarkable level of success for a deck-building roguelike, and I imagine <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eurogamer.net\/co-op-works-brilliantly-in-slay-the-spire-2\">the show-stealing addition of multiplayer to Slay the Spire 2<\/a> is having a notable effect on those player numbers. But there&#8217;s also plenty else to enjoy about the game, such as the two new playable classes &#8211; the Necrobinder and Regent &#8211; which come with bold new decks and gameplay concepts of their own (Doom, I love you). And there&#8217;s an entire game&#8217;s worth of fresh events to deliberate over, before you invariably choose unwisely and later regret it. Presentationally the sequel is a significant upgrade too.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still chipping away at Slay the Spire 2 but I hope to bring deeper thoughts on the game, beyond &#8216;there are plushies!&#8217;, to the website soon.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Home News Slay the Spire 2 Mega Crit unveils Slay the Spire 2 plushies and oh dear I&#8217;ve bought two of them Vakuu very much. 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