{"id":1790269,"date":"2026-02-24T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-02-23T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1790269"},"modified":"2026-02-24T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2026-02-23T21:00:00","slug":"undulating-coasters-and-slide-complexes-loom-in-alex-huttons-paintings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1790269","title":{"rendered":"Undulating Coasters and Slide Complexes Loom in Alex Hutton\u2019s Paintings"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry-content prose-colossal max-w-none\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignfull is-style-default entry-header is-vertical is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-fe9cc265 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"colo-post-featured-image wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2000\" height=\"1628\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/hutton-11.jpeg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"An oil painting by Alex Hutton of a detail of a blue-gray rollercoaster\" style=\"object-fit:cover\"><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">\u201cPeak\u201d (2024), oil on linen, 22 x 27 inches. All images courtesy of the artist and SHRINE, shared with permission<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div class=\"wp-block-group post-title is-vertical is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-0bc941e6 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<h1 class=\"alignfull wp-block-post-title\">Undulating Coasters and Slide Complexes Loom in Alex Hutton\u2019s Paintings<\/h1>\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignfull post-meta is-layout-flex wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2026-02-24T11:04:25-06:00\">February 24, 2026<\/time><\/div>\n<div class=\"taxonomy-category wp-block-post-terms\"><a class=\"category-art\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/category\/art\/\" rel=\"tag\">Art<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-author-name\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/author\/kmothes\/\" target=\"_self\" class=\"wp-block-post-author-name__link\">Kate Mothes<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignfull post-share-group is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c531013 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<ul class=\"wp-block-outermost-social-sharing has-visible-labels has-icon-color is-style-logos-only is-layout-flex wp-block-outermost-social-sharing-is-layout-flex\">\n<li style=\"color: #1c1e0d\" class=\"outermost-social-sharing-link outermost-social-sharing-link-facebook has-crow-color wp-block-outermost-social-sharing-link\">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thisiscolossal.com%2F2026%2F02%2Falex-hutton-rollercoasters-waterslides-oil-paintings%2F&amp;title=Undulating%20Coasters%20and%20Slide%20Complexes%20Loom%20in%20Alex%20Hutton%27s%20Paintings\" aria-label=\"Share\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"wp-block-outermost-social-sharing-link-anchor\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"wp-block-outermost-social-sharing-link-label \"><br \/>\n\t\t\tShare\t\t<\/span><br \/>\n\t<\/a>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"color: #1c1e0d\" class=\"outermost-social-sharing-link outermost-social-sharing-link-pinterest has-crow-color wp-block-outermost-social-sharing-link\">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/?&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thisiscolossal.com%2F2026%2F02%2Falex-hutton-rollercoasters-waterslides-oil-paintings%2F&amp;description=Undulating%20Coasters%20and%20Slide%20Complexes%20Loom%20in%20Alex%20Hutton%27s%20Paintings&amp;media=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thisiscolossal.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F02%2Fhutton-11-960x781.jpeg\" aria-label=\"Pin\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"wp-block-outermost-social-sharing-link-anchor\" data-rel=\"lightbox-gallery-C6XVNk8a\" data-rl_title data-rl_caption title><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"wp-block-outermost-social-sharing-link-label \"><br \/>\n\t\t\tPin\t\t<\/span><br \/>\n\t<\/a>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"color: #1c1e0d\" class=\"outermost-social-sharing-link outermost-social-sharing-link-mail has-crow-color wp-block-outermost-social-sharing-link\">\n\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/cdn-cgi\/l\/email-protection#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\" aria-label=\"Email\" class=\"wp-block-outermost-social-sharing-link-anchor\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"wp-block-outermost-social-sharing-link-label \"><br \/>\n\t\t\tEmail\t\t<\/span><br \/>\n\t<\/a>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><button class=\"simplefavorite-button preset\" data-postid=\"470128\" data-siteid=\"1\" data-groupid=\"1\" data-favoritecount=\"0\"><i class=\"sf-icon-bookmark\"><\/i>Bookmark<\/button>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Considering <a href=\"https:\/\/www.alexhuttonstudio.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Alex Hutton<\/a>\u2019s fascination with rollercoasters and monumental waterslides, he doesn\u2019t actually ever climb aboard. \u201cHeights and the sinking feeling during free-fall bother me too much to enjoy them,\u201d he tells Colossal. In a way, that adds even further dimension to the enigmatic, unpeopled atmosphere of his meticulous oil paintings, which focus on rollercoasters, waterslides, and intricately contrived frameworks.<\/p>\n<p>Devoid of the cars that roll along the tracks, Hutton focuses exclusively on volume, line, and three-dimensional grids, also typically setting the undulating forms against blank or brushy backgrounds so that even their scale is disorienting. While we typically associate the rides with youthful energy and nostalgia, the structures are strangely still and stark when pared down to their pure engineering.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/hutton-9.jpeg\" class=\"swipebox\" data-rel=\"lightbox-gallery-470128\" title=\"\u201cWeft\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 27 x 37 inches\" data-rl_title=\"\u201cWeft\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 27 x 37 inches\" data-rl_caption=\"\u201cWeft\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 27 x 37 inches\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"2000\" height=\"1456\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/hutton-9.jpeg\" alt=\"An oil painting by Alex Hutton of a detail of a yellow rollercoaster\" class=\"wp-image-470129\"><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">\u201cWeft\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 27 x 37 inches<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\u201cThere is an absurdity to many theme park rides like rollercoasters and waterslides that I find compelling,\u201d Hutton tells Colossal, continuing:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>They present a mixture of excitement and fear. They show graceful yet imposing movement through space with curves, rhythm, and color at a striking scale. So much material, time, engineering, and maintenance goes into a short ride designed to fling people through space and create a sense of thrill and danger in a controlled environment.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Hutton views these paintings as a natural offshoot of PC games he used to play in the early 2000s, such as Sim City and Rollercoaster Tycoon, where the aesthetics of world-building\u2014especially from a bird\u2019s-eye view\u2014captivated his imagination. His rollercoasters and waterslides are extensions of a practice that incorporate<strong>s<\/strong> subjects like boardwalks, bridges, landscapes, structural framing, and even <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/DSVAWjZjknO\/?img_index=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">prehistoric anatomy<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Many of the coasters and slides are based on real constructions. The form for \u201cFoment,\u201d for example, is based on a waterslide in Kobe, Japan, called the Super Whooper. It was demolished in 1995 following a huge earthquake. \u201cRoil\u201d comes from an existing waterpark in Qatar called Meryal, which is home to the world\u2019s largest waterslide structure. \u201cIt is hard to believe that some of these structures were ever built,\u201d Hutton says. \u201cI try to capture that absurdity and audacity of their existence.\u201d<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/hutton-8.jpeg\" class=\"swipebox\" data-rel=\"lightbox-gallery-470128\" title=\"\u201cWarp\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 26 x 33 inches\" data-rl_title=\"\u201cWarp\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 26 x 33 inches\" data-rl_caption=\"\u201cWarp\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 26 x 33 inches\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"2000\" height=\"1577\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/hutton-8.jpeg\" alt=\"An oil painting by Alex Hutton of a detail of a rollercoaster\" class=\"wp-image-470139\"><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">\u201cWarp\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 26 x 33 inches<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>It\u2019s less important to the artist that the paintings represent recognizable places than to depict formal qualities. Movement and proportion are just a couple of things he considers when planning a composition. \u201cI look for a rhythm, a structure, a combination of colors that is exciting enough to spend time with,\u201d Hutton says. \u201cI want to find something unlikely, something reconsidered in a new light or from a new angle, but those moments can be difficult to track down.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The two untitled works pictured here are bound for an exhibition at <a href=\"https:\/\/mainprojects.co\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Main Projects<\/a> in Richmond, Virginia, which opens on April 30. And he\u2019s currently working toward a solo exhibition at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.shrine.nyc\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">SHRINE<\/a> in New York, slated for next year. Find more on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/alex_ross_hutton\/?hl=en\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Instagram<\/a>.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/hutton-3.jpeg\" class=\"swipebox\" data-rel=\"lightbox-gallery-470128\" title=\"\u201cRoil\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 38 x 38 inches\" data-rl_title=\"\u201cRoil\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 38 x 38 inches\" data-rl_caption=\"\u201cRoil\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 38 x 38 inches\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"2000\" height=\"1996\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/hutton-3.jpeg\" alt=\"An oil painting by Alex Hutton of a detail of a giant waterslide complex\" class=\"wp-image-470134\"><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">\u201cRoil\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 38 x 38 inches<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/hutton-2.jpeg\" class=\"swipebox\" data-rel=\"lightbox-gallery-470128\" title=\"Untitled (2026), oil on linen, 27 x 51 inches\" data-rl_title=\"Untitled (2026), oil on linen, 27 x 51 inches\" data-rl_caption=\"Untitled (2026), oil on linen, 27 x 51 inches\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"2000\" height=\"1065\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/hutton-2.jpeg\" alt=\"An oil painting by Alex Hutton of structural steel framework details\" class=\"wp-image-470133\"><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Untitled (2026), oil on linen, 27 x 51 inches<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/hutton-4.jpeg\" class=\"swipebox\" data-rel=\"lightbox-gallery-470128\" title=\"\u201cFoment\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 38 x 50 inches\" data-rl_title=\"\u201cFoment\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 38 x 50 inches\" data-rl_caption=\"\u201cFoment\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 38 x 50 inches\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"2000\" height=\"1519\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/hutton-4.jpeg\" alt=\"An oil painting by Alex Hutton of a detail of a giant waterslide complex\" class=\"wp-image-470135\"><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">\u201cFoment\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 38 x 50 inches<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/hutton-10.jpeg\" class=\"swipebox\" data-rel=\"lightbox-gallery-470128\" title=\"\u201cSkirt\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 28 x 26.75 inches\" data-rl_title=\"\u201cSkirt\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 28 x 26.75 inches\" data-rl_caption=\"\u201cSkirt\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 28 x 26.75 inches\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"2000\" height=\"2106\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/hutton-10.jpeg\" alt=\"An oil painting by Alex Hutton of a detail of a pink rollercoaster\" class=\"wp-image-470130\"><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">\u201cSkirt\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 28 x 26.75 inches<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/hutton-1.jpeg\" class=\"swipebox\" data-rel=\"lightbox-gallery-470128\" title=\"Untitled (2025), oil on linen, 24 x 52 inches\" data-rl_title=\"Untitled (2025), oil on linen, 24 x 52 inches\" data-rl_caption=\"Untitled (2025), oil on linen, 24 x 52 inches\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"2000\" height=\"923\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/hutton-1.jpeg\" alt=\"An oil painting by Alex Hutton of a yellow rollercoaster\" class=\"wp-image-470132\"><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Untitled (2025), oil on linen, 24 x 52 inches<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/hutton-7.jpeg\" class=\"swipebox\" data-rel=\"lightbox-gallery-470128\" title=\"\u201cZip\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 30 x 27 inches\" data-rl_title=\"\u201cZip\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 30 x 27 inches\" data-rl_caption=\"\u201cZip\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 30 x 27 inches\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"2000\" height=\"2217\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/hutton-7.jpeg\" alt=\"An oil painting by Alex Hutton of a detail of a rollercoaster\" class=\"wp-image-470138\"><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">\u201cZip\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 30 x 27 inches<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/hutton-5.jpeg\" class=\"swipebox\" data-rel=\"lightbox-gallery-470128\" title=\"\u201cMouse Trap\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 23 x 38 inches\" data-rl_title=\"\u201cMouse Trap\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 23 x 38 inches\" data-rl_caption=\"\u201cMouse Trap\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 23 x 38 inches\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"2000\" height=\"1214\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/hutton-5.jpeg\" alt=\"An oil painting by Alex Hutton of a detail of a giant waterslide complex\" class=\"wp-image-470136\"><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">\u201cMouse Trap\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 23 x 38 inches<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thisiscolossal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/hutton-6.jpeg\" class=\"swipebox\" data-rel=\"lightbox-gallery-470128\" title=\"\u201cRidge\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 38 x 38 inches\" data-rl_title=\"\u201cRidge\u201d (2025), oil on linen, 38 x 38 inches\" 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