{"id":1758150,"date":"2026-02-05T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-02-04T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1758150"},"modified":"2026-02-05T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2026-02-04T21:00:00","slug":"six-car-brand-products-that-dont-exist-but-really-should","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1758150","title":{"rendered":"Six car brand products that don\u2019t exist\u2026 but really should"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-testid=\"HtmlContent\" class=\"MarkUpWrapper-sc-t20i90-0 hQwWlJ\">\n<p>Bugatti\u2019s signature grille is known as the horseshoe. Many Bugatti owners also own horses, or at least large countries that contain many horses. These billionaire horses deserve better than clanking around on regular iron horseshoes. Carbon fibre equine Bugatti footwear. Let\u2019s make it happen. Working title: the Neighron.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-testid=\"HtmlContent\" class=\"MarkUpWrapper-sc-t20i90-0 hQwWlJ\">\n<p>Surely the company responsible for a fan that sticks its Sp\u00e9irling to the track with 2,000kg of downforce can finally create the hand drier that actually dries hands? Sure, those hands may no longer be attached to your wrists by the time you\u2019re done, but heck, they\u2019ll be dry.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-testid=\"HtmlContent\" class=\"MarkUpWrapper-sc-t20i90-0 hQwWlJ\">\n<p>The Alpine F1 team has chewed through \u2013 to the best of our recollection \u2013 three-dozen team principals in the last five years. You want an efficient ingress\/egress system, they\u2019re the folk who know how.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-testid=\"HtmlContent\" class=\"MarkUpWrapper-sc-t20i90-0 hQwWlJ\">\n<p>It\u2019s the obvious brand extension. Traditional British purveyor of traditional British lightweight cars moves into traditional British meatstuffs. Sure, it\u2019s ham they found round the back of the Lotus factory in the 1970s, but it\u2019s still good!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-testid=\"HtmlContent\" class=\"MarkUpWrapper-sc-t20i90-0 hQwWlJ\">\n<p>White, brown or wholemeal. Yes these are just cheap puns now, and what of it?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-testid=\"HtmlContent\" class=\"MarkUpWrapper-sc-t20i90-0 hQwWlJ\">\n<p>A duster, for dusting your dusty Dacia. OK, we\u2019re leaving now.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bugatti\u2019s signature grille is known as the horseshoe. Many Bugatti owners also own horses, or at least large countries that contain many horses. These billionaire horses deserve better than clanking around on regular iron horseshoes. Carbon fibre equine Bugatti footwear. Let\u2019s make it happen. Working title: the Neighron. Surely the company responsible for a fan [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[226,237],"class_list":["post-1758150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-crawlmanager","tag-topgear-com"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1758150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1758150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1758150\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1758150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1758150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1758150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}