{"id":1661956,"date":"2026-02-01T10:43:12","date_gmt":"2026-02-01T07:43:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1661956"},"modified":"2026-02-01T10:43:12","modified_gmt":"2026-02-01T07:43:12","slug":"a-ajuns-dupa-gratii-dupa-ce-a-incercat-sa-se-impace-cu-sotia-cu-care-era-in-divort","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1661956","title":{"rendered":"A ajuns dup\u0103 gratii dup\u0103 ce a \u00eencercat s\u0103 se \u201e\u00eempace\u201d cu so\u021bia, cu care era \u00een divor\u021b"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"td_block_wrap tdb_single_content tdi_106 td-pb-border-top td_block_template_1 td-post-content tagdiv-type\" data-td-block-uid=\"tdi_106\">\n<div class=\"tdb-block-inner td-fix-index\">\n<p>Br\u0103ila nu duce lips\u0103 de pove\u0219ti care, dac\u0103 n-ar fi triste, ar fi aproape amuzante. Aproape. Cea mai recent\u0103 vine dintr-un comunicat sec al IPJ Br\u0103ila, care, tradus din limba poli\u021bieneasc\u0103 \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103 de cartier, sun\u0103 cam a\u0219a: un b\u0103rbat de 61 de ani a confundat domiciliul comun cu un teren de negociere\u2026 for\u021bat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen noaptea de 29 ianuarie, \u00een plin proces de divor\u021b, br\u0103ileanul a decis c\u0103 rela\u021bia mai are o \u0219ans\u0103. Nu una discutat\u0103 la o cafea, nu cu avoca\u021bi \u0219i termeni legali, ci prin constr\u00e2ngere. Adic\u0103 a \u00eencercat s\u0103 fac\u0103 sex cu so\u021bia, \u00eens\u0103 aceasta n-a fost de acord cu metoda.<\/p>\n<p>Pe 30 ianuarie, dup\u0103 ce procurorul de caz a aruncat un ochi pe materialul probator, s-a emis ordonan\u021ba clasic\u0103: re\u021binere pentru 24 de ore. Adic\u0103 exact timpul necesar ca entuziasmul s\u0103 se transforme \u00een regrete \u0219i s\u0103 se fac\u0103 bagajul pentru o nou\u0103 adres\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>A doua zi, Judec\u0103toria Br\u0103ila a decis c\u0103 tentativa de \u201ereaprindere a pasiunii\u201d merit\u0103 o pauz\u0103 mai lung\u0103. Rezultat: arest preventiv pentru 30 de zile. F\u0103r\u0103 discu\u021bii, f\u0103r\u0103 romantism, f\u0103r\u0103 domiciliu comun. Doar un drum sigur c\u0103tre Centrul de Re\u021binere \u0219i Arestare Preventiv\u0103 Gala\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>Morala, spus\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 glum\u0103: divor\u021bul se rezolv\u0103 \u00een instan\u021b\u0103, nu \u00een miez de noapte. Iar \u201enu\u201d r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u201enu\u201d, indiferent de v\u00e2rst\u0103, stare civil\u0103 sau nostalgii tardive.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p> Source URL: https:\/\/www.jurnaldevrancea.ro\/a-ajuns-dupa-gratii-dupa-ce-a-incercat-sa-se-impace-cu-sotia-cu-care-era-in-divort\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Br\u0103ila nu duce lips\u0103 de pove\u0219ti care, dac\u0103 n-ar fi triste, ar fi aproape amuzante. Aproape. Cea mai recent\u0103 vine dintr-un comunicat sec al IPJ Br\u0103ila, care, tradus din limba poli\u021bieneasc\u0103 \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103 de cartier, sun\u0103 cam a\u0219a: un b\u0103rbat de 61 de ani a confundat domiciliul comun cu un teren de negociere\u2026 for\u021bat\u0103. \u00cen [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1661970,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89],"tags":[207],"class_list":["post-1661956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-romania","tag-jurnaldevrancea-ro"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1661956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1661956"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1661956\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1661970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1661956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1661956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1661956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}