{"id":1581234,"date":"2026-01-30T12:42:46","date_gmt":"2026-01-30T09:42:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1581234"},"modified":"2026-01-30T12:42:46","modified_gmt":"2026-01-30T09:42:46","slug":"fara-niciun-dumnezeu-cum-vrea-rimbu-sa-ia-taxa-de-salubritate-si-de-la-morti-suceavalive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1581234","title":{"rendered":"F\u0103r\u0103 niciun Dumnezeu! Cum vrea R\u00eembu s\u0103 ia tax\u0103 de salubritate \u0219i de la mor\u021bi &#8211; SuceavaLIVE"},"content":{"rendered":"<article id=\"post-286404\" class=\"clearfix post-286404 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-administratie category-slide\">\n<header id=\"cb-standard-featured\">\n<div class=\"cb-mask\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"750\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/rimbu-ghiseul-ro_-750x400-1.png\" class=\"cb-fi-standard wp-post-image\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"rimbu-ghiseul-ro_-750x400-1\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"cb-fis-wrap\" class=\"cb-entry-header cb-fis cb-style-standard\"><span class=\"cb-title-fi\"><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"entry-title cb-entry-title cb-single-title\">F\u0103r\u0103 niciun Dumnezeu! Cum vrea R\u00eembu s\u0103 ia tax\u0103 de salubritate \u0219i de la mor\u021bi<\/h1>\n<div class=\"cb-byline cb-font-header\">\n<div class=\"cb-date cb-byline-element\"><time datetime=\"2026-01-30\">30 ianuarie 2026<\/time><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/span><\/div>\n<\/header>\n<section class=\"cb-entry-content entry-content clearfix\">\n<p><span>\u00cen timp ce restul muritorilor de r\u00e2nd se lupt\u0103 cu supravie\u021buirea, \u201eiluminata\u201d conducere a municipalit\u0103\u021bii sucevene a descoperit o nou\u0103 metod\u0103 de a rotunji bugetul local: urm\u0103rirea fiscal\u0103 a spiritelor. Primarul Vasile R\u00eembu \u00eei acuz\u0103 pe suceveni de \u201emanevre\u201d obscure pentru a evita taxa de salubrizare.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Ce n-a spus ilustrul domn primar este c\u0103 cea mai ingenioas\u0103 \u201emanevr\u0103\u201d este, de fapt, opera administratiei sale: s\u0103 ia bani de la cei care au \u00eencetat din via\u021b\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><strong>Un exemplu care zg\u00e2rie retina \u0219i sf\u00e2\u0219ie logica<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Se pare c\u0103 vigilen\u021ba administrativ\u0103 a atins cote paranoice, din moment ce sub lupa prim\u0103riei au intrat acum \u0219i cei care au comis \u201eimpruden\u021ba\u201d de a p\u0103r\u0103si aceast\u0103 lume.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Cazul care arat\u0103 c\u00e2t de defect este sistemul este cel al unei sucevence care a \u00eencetat din via\u021b\u0103 pe 1 ianuarie 2026. De\u0219i Prim\u0103ria Suceava a eliberat certificatul de deces pe 3 ianuarie, sistemul informatic al aceleia\u0219i institu\u021bii pare s\u0103 aib\u0103 convingeri metafizice profunde. De\u0219i pe platforma ghiseul.ro persoana apare oficial ca fiind decedat\u0103, birourile de taxe \u0219i impozite continu\u0103 s\u0103 factureze s\u00e2rguincios taxa de salubrizare pe numele r\u0103posatei.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-286409\" src=\"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/persoana-decedata-taxa-salubrizare-1-694x1024-1.jpeg\" width=\"694\" height=\"1024\" title=\"persoana-decedata-taxa-salubrizare-1-694x1024-1\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-286410 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/persoana-decedata-taxa-salubrizare-2-e1769776059330-508x1024-1.jpeg\" width=\"508\" height=\"1024\" title=\"persoana-decedata-taxa-salubrizare-2-e1769776059330-508x1024-1\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Este fascinant cum, \u00eentre 1 \u0219i 8 ianuarie, perioad\u0103 \u00een care UAT-ul \u0219i-a suspendat \u00eencas\u0103rile pentru a \u201ecalcula cu precizie\u201d noile biruri, inteligen\u021ba administrativ\u0103 nu a reu\u0219it s\u0103 coreleze baza de date a St\u0103rii Civile cu cea a Taxelor \u0219i Impozitelor.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><strong>Ne \u00eentreb\u0103m, cu o doz\u0103 de ironie amar\u0103:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span>Are Prim\u0103ria Suceava un protocol secret cu Poarta Raiului? (Poate c\u0103 pubelele de gunoi au fost exportate \u00een regim de urgen\u021b\u0103 pe \u201ep\u0103\u0219unile verzi\u201d, iar factura trebuie achitat\u0103 tot la ghi\u0219eul din Suceava).<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>Negociaz\u0103 primarul cu rame de aur contracte de salubritate pentru nori?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>Unde ajung banii \u0103\u0219tia?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>Este \u201eo sc\u0103pare\u201d a sistemului, sau pur\u0103 incompeten\u021b\u0103 mascat\u0103 de arogan\u021b\u0103?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span>Este de-a dreptul eroic modul \u00een care conducerea urbei \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 scoat\u0103 bani \u0219i din \u201epiatr\u0103 seac\u0103\u201d, sau mai bine zis, din morm\u00e2nt. \u00cen timp ce primarul R\u00eembu vorbe\u0219te despre \u201emanevre\u201d, realitatea ne arat\u0103 c\u0103 singura manevr\u0103 real\u0103 este cea a unei administra\u021bii care nu reu\u0219e\u0219te s\u0103 comunice \u00eentre propriile departamente, dar are preten\u021bia de a fi \u201esmart\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Dac\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 acum ne temeam de moarte \u0219i taxe, Prim\u0103ria Suceava ne demonstreaz\u0103 c\u0103, \u00een Bucovina, cele dou\u0103 sunt str\u00e2ns \u00eempletite: mori, dar taxa de gunoi te urm\u0103re\u0219te ca o umbr\u0103 fidel\u0103. R\u0103m\u00e2ne de v\u0103zut dac\u0103 urm\u0103toarea etap\u0103 a \u201ereformei\u201d va include trimiterea soma\u021biilor de plat\u0103 prin intermediul parastaselor sau direct prin firmele de pompe funebre, parteneri de n\u0103dejde \u00een colectarea debitelor de la \u201emanevran\u021bii\u201d care au ales s\u0103 plece dintre noi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<footer class=\"article-footer\">\n<div class=\"cb-social-sharing cb-post-footer-block cb-beside clearfix\">\n<div class=\"cb-title-subtle\">Share On:<\/div>\n<div class=\"cb-twitter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-dnt=\"true\" data-count=\"horizontal\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"cb-previous-next-links\" class=\"cb-post-footer-block clearfix\">\n<div id=\"cb-previous-link\"><a href=\"https:\/\/suceavalive.ro\/presedintele-soldan-transformam-o-cladire-ajunsa-intr-o-stare-deplorabila-din-centrul-sucevei-intr-un-imobil-modern\/\" 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href=\"https:\/\/suceavalive.ro\/fara-niciun-dumnezeu-cum-vrea-rimbu-sa-ia-taxa-de-salubritate-si-de-la-morti\/#respond\">Anuleaza raspunsul<\/a><\/small><\/h3>\n<p class=\"comment-notes\">Adresa ta de email nu va fi publicat\u0103.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<section class=\"cb-entry-content entry-content clearfix\">\n<p><span>\u00cen timp ce restul muritorilor de r\u00e2nd se lupt\u0103 cu supravie\u021buirea, \u201eiluminata\u201d conducere a municipalit\u0103\u021bii sucevene a descoperit o nou\u0103 metod\u0103 de a rotunji bugetul local: urm\u0103rirea fiscal\u0103 a spiritelor. Primarul Vasile R\u00eembu \u00eei acuz\u0103 pe suceveni de \u201emanevre\u201d obscure pentru a evita taxa de salubrizare.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Ce n-a spus ilustrul domn primar este c\u0103 cea mai ingenioas\u0103 \u201emanevr\u0103\u201d este, de fapt, opera administratiei sale: s\u0103 ia bani de la cei care au \u00eencetat din via\u021b\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><strong>Un exemplu care zg\u00e2rie retina \u0219i sf\u00e2\u0219ie logica<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Se pare c\u0103 vigilen\u021ba administrativ\u0103 a atins cote paranoice, din moment ce sub lupa prim\u0103riei au intrat acum \u0219i cei care au comis \u201eimpruden\u021ba\u201d de a p\u0103r\u0103si aceast\u0103 lume.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Cazul care arat\u0103 c\u00e2t de defect este sistemul este cel al unei sucevence care a \u00eencetat din via\u021b\u0103 pe 1 ianuarie 2026. De\u0219i Prim\u0103ria Suceava a eliberat certificatul de deces pe 3 ianuarie, sistemul informatic al aceleia\u0219i institu\u021bii pare s\u0103 aib\u0103 convingeri metafizice profunde. De\u0219i pe platforma ghiseul.ro persoana apare oficial ca fiind decedat\u0103, birourile de taxe \u0219i impozite continu\u0103 s\u0103 factureze s\u00e2rguincios taxa de salubrizare pe numele r\u0103posatei.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-286409\" src=\"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/persoana-decedata-taxa-salubrizare-1-694x1024-1.jpeg\" width=\"694\" height=\"1024\" title=\"persoana-decedata-taxa-salubrizare-1-694x1024-1\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-286410 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/persoana-decedata-taxa-salubrizare-2-e1769776059330-508x1024-1.jpeg\" width=\"508\" height=\"1024\" title=\"persoana-decedata-taxa-salubrizare-2-e1769776059330-508x1024-1\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Este fascinant cum, \u00eentre 1 \u0219i 8 ianuarie, perioad\u0103 \u00een care UAT-ul \u0219i-a suspendat \u00eencas\u0103rile pentru a \u201ecalcula cu precizie\u201d noile biruri, inteligen\u021ba administrativ\u0103 nu a reu\u0219it s\u0103 coreleze baza de date a St\u0103rii Civile cu cea a Taxelor \u0219i Impozitelor.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><strong>Ne \u00eentreb\u0103m, cu o doz\u0103 de ironie amar\u0103:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span>Are Prim\u0103ria Suceava un protocol secret cu Poarta Raiului? (Poate c\u0103 pubelele de gunoi au fost exportate \u00een regim de urgen\u021b\u0103 pe \u201ep\u0103\u0219unile verzi\u201d, iar factura trebuie achitat\u0103 tot la ghi\u0219eul din Suceava).<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>Negociaz\u0103 primarul cu rame de aur contracte de salubritate pentru nori?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>Unde ajung banii \u0103\u0219tia?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>Este \u201eo sc\u0103pare\u201d a sistemului, sau pur\u0103 incompeten\u021b\u0103 mascat\u0103 de arogan\u021b\u0103?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span>Este de-a dreptul eroic modul \u00een care conducerea urbei \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 scoat\u0103 bani \u0219i din \u201epiatr\u0103 seac\u0103\u201d, sau mai bine zis, din morm\u00e2nt. \u00cen timp ce primarul R\u00eembu vorbe\u0219te despre \u201emanevre\u201d, realitatea ne arat\u0103 c\u0103 singura manevr\u0103 real\u0103 este cea a unei administra\u021bii care nu reu\u0219e\u0219te s\u0103 comunice \u00eentre propriile departamente, dar are preten\u021bia de a fi \u201esmart\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Dac\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 acum ne temeam de moarte \u0219i taxe, Prim\u0103ria Suceava ne demonstreaz\u0103 c\u0103, \u00een Bucovina, cele dou\u0103 sunt str\u00e2ns \u00eempletite: mori, dar taxa de gunoi te urm\u0103re\u0219te ca o umbr\u0103 fidel\u0103. R\u0103m\u00e2ne de v\u0103zut dac\u0103 urm\u0103toarea etap\u0103 a \u201ereformei\u201d va include trimiterea soma\u021biilor de plat\u0103 prin intermediul parastaselor sau direct prin firmele de pompe funebre, parteneri de n\u0103dejde \u00een colectarea debitelor de la \u201emanevran\u021bii\u201d care au ales s\u0103 plece dintre noi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<section class=\"cb-entry-content entry-content clearfix\">\n<p><span>\u00cen timp ce restul muritorilor de r\u00e2nd se lupt\u0103 cu supravie\u021buirea, \u201eiluminata\u201d conducere a municipalit\u0103\u021bii sucevene a descoperit o nou\u0103 metod\u0103 de a rotunji bugetul local: urm\u0103rirea fiscal\u0103 a spiritelor. Primarul Vasile R\u00eembu \u00eei acuz\u0103 pe suceveni de \u201emanevre\u201d obscure pentru a evita taxa de salubrizare.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Ce n-a spus ilustrul domn primar este c\u0103 cea mai ingenioas\u0103 \u201emanevr\u0103\u201d este, de fapt, opera administratiei sale: s\u0103 ia bani de la cei care au \u00eencetat din via\u021b\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><strong>Un exemplu care zg\u00e2rie retina \u0219i sf\u00e2\u0219ie logica<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Se pare c\u0103 vigilen\u021ba administrativ\u0103 a atins cote paranoice, din moment ce sub lupa prim\u0103riei au intrat acum \u0219i cei care au comis \u201eimpruden\u021ba\u201d de a p\u0103r\u0103si aceast\u0103 lume.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Cazul care arat\u0103 c\u00e2t de defect este sistemul este cel al unei sucevence care a \u00eencetat din via\u021b\u0103 pe 1 ianuarie 2026. De\u0219i Prim\u0103ria Suceava a eliberat certificatul de deces pe 3 ianuarie, sistemul informatic al aceleia\u0219i institu\u021bii pare s\u0103 aib\u0103 convingeri metafizice profunde. De\u0219i pe platforma ghiseul.ro persoana apare oficial ca fiind decedat\u0103, birourile de taxe \u0219i impozite continu\u0103 s\u0103 factureze s\u00e2rguincios taxa de salubrizare pe numele r\u0103posatei.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-286409\" src=\"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/persoana-decedata-taxa-salubrizare-1-694x1024-1.jpeg\" width=\"694\" height=\"1024\" title=\"persoana-decedata-taxa-salubrizare-1-694x1024-1\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-286410 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/persoana-decedata-taxa-salubrizare-2-e1769776059330-508x1024-1.jpeg\" width=\"508\" height=\"1024\" title=\"persoana-decedata-taxa-salubrizare-2-e1769776059330-508x1024-1\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Este fascinant cum, \u00eentre 1 \u0219i 8 ianuarie, perioad\u0103 \u00een care UAT-ul \u0219i-a suspendat \u00eencas\u0103rile pentru a \u201ecalcula cu precizie\u201d noile biruri, inteligen\u021ba administrativ\u0103 nu a reu\u0219it s\u0103 coreleze baza de date a St\u0103rii Civile cu cea a Taxelor \u0219i Impozitelor.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><strong>Ne \u00eentreb\u0103m, cu o doz\u0103 de ironie amar\u0103:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span>Are Prim\u0103ria Suceava un protocol secret cu Poarta Raiului? (Poate c\u0103 pubelele de gunoi au fost exportate \u00een regim de urgen\u021b\u0103 pe \u201ep\u0103\u0219unile verzi\u201d, iar factura trebuie achitat\u0103 tot la ghi\u0219eul din Suceava).<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>Negociaz\u0103 primarul cu rame de aur contracte de salubritate pentru nori?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>Unde ajung banii \u0103\u0219tia?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>Este \u201eo sc\u0103pare\u201d a sistemului, sau pur\u0103 incompeten\u021b\u0103 mascat\u0103 de arogan\u021b\u0103?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span>Este de-a dreptul eroic modul \u00een care conducerea urbei \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 scoat\u0103 bani \u0219i din \u201epiatr\u0103 seac\u0103\u201d, sau mai bine zis, din morm\u00e2nt. \u00cen timp ce primarul R\u00eembu vorbe\u0219te despre \u201emanevre\u201d, realitatea ne arat\u0103 c\u0103 singura manevr\u0103 real\u0103 este cea a unei administra\u021bii care nu reu\u0219e\u0219te s\u0103 comunice \u00eentre propriile departamente, dar are preten\u021bia de a fi \u201esmart\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Dac\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 acum ne temeam de moarte \u0219i taxe, Prim\u0103ria Suceava ne demonstreaz\u0103 c\u0103, \u00een Bucovina, cele dou\u0103 sunt str\u00e2ns \u00eempletite: mori, dar taxa de gunoi te urm\u0103re\u0219te ca o umbr\u0103 fidel\u0103. R\u0103m\u00e2ne de v\u0103zut dac\u0103 urm\u0103toarea etap\u0103 a \u201ereformei\u201d va include trimiterea soma\u021biilor de plat\u0103 prin intermediul parastaselor sau direct prin firmele de pompe funebre, parteneri de n\u0103dejde \u00een colectarea debitelor de la \u201emanevran\u021bii\u201d care au ales s\u0103 plece dintre noi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/section>\n<p> Source URL: https:\/\/suceavalive.ro\/fara-niciun-dumnezeu-cum-vrea-rimbu-sa-ia-taxa-de-salubritate-si-de-la-morti\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>F\u0103r\u0103 niciun Dumnezeu! Cum vrea R\u00eembu s\u0103 ia tax\u0103 de salubritate \u0219i de la mor\u021bi 30 ianuarie 2026 \u00cen timp ce restul muritorilor de r\u00e2nd se lupt\u0103 cu supravie\u021buirea, \u201eiluminata\u201d conducere a municipalit\u0103\u021bii sucevene a descoperit o nou\u0103 metod\u0103 de a rotunji bugetul local: urm\u0103rirea fiscal\u0103 a spiritelor. Primarul Vasile R\u00eembu \u00eei acuz\u0103 pe suceveni [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1581236,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89],"tags":[173],"class_list":["post-1581234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-romania","tag-suceavalive-ro"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1581234"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581234\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1581236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1581234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1581234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1581234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}