{"id":1542338,"date":"2022-07-08T13:50:57","date_gmt":"2022-07-08T10:50:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1542338"},"modified":"2022-07-08T13:50:57","modified_gmt":"2022-07-08T10:50:57","slug":"luminita-arhire-o-saorma-cu-de-toate-cromata-la-masa-noastra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1542338","title":{"rendered":"Lumini\u021ba Arhire: O \u0218AORMA-CU-DE-TOATE, CROMAT\u0102, LA MASA NOASTR\u0102"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"articleBody\" data-key=\"articleBody\">&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;MOTTO 1: \u201ePlata cu amprenta are avantajul c\u0103 nu trebuie s\u0103 ai la tine nimic de valoare c\u00e2nd mergi la cump\u0103r\u0103turi &#8211; nici cash, nici bonuri valorice, nici carduri bancare, nici telefonul sau smartwatch-ul, daca faci pl\u0103\u021bi \u00een acest mod &#8211; ceea ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu ri\u0219ti nici s\u0103 \u021bi se fure ceva, nici s\u0103 pierzi ceva valoros. Po\u021bi merge la cump\u0103r\u0103turi cu m\u00e2inile \u00een buzunarele literalmente goale iar, la final, s\u0103 pui un deget \u00een scanner, s\u0103 achi\u021bi \u0219i s\u0103 pleci acas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 alte b\u0103t\u0103i de cap. Va trebui s\u0103 scanezi dou\u0103 degete. Sistemul \u00ee\u021bi cere s\u0103 scanezi amprentele de la DEGETELE MIJLOCII, dreapta\/st\u00e2nga. Cum pl\u0103te\u0219ti, efectiv? 1. Scanezi produsele din co\u0219 la o cas\u0103 self-pay. 2. Pe casa de marcat, atingi logo-ul (numele supermarketului) Pay. 3. Pe ecranul tactil Vault-A de l\u00e2ng\u0103, atingi butonul \u201estart plat\u0103\u201d. 4. Sub acest ecran tactil se afl\u0103 scannerul de amprente. Scanezi degetul. 5. Vezi c\u00e2t ai de pl\u0103tit, confirmi plata, iei bonul, pleci acas\u0103 cu co\u0219ul plin, de\u0219i ai venit doar cu m\u00e2inile \u00een buzunare.\u201d (Vlad Petreanu, un b\u0103iat entuziast \u0219i \u00eendr\u0103gostit de tehnologie, pe 14 octombrie 2019)&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;br \/&gt; MOTTO 2: \u201eOrice asem\u0103nare cu realitatea este pur \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103toare&#8230; sau nu&#8230;\u201d&lt;\/span&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.&lt;br \/&gt; Sunt lucruri care se petrec ast\u0103zi. Nu lucruri ce vor fi peste ni\u0219te ani, \u00een a\u0219a fel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 credem c\u0103 m\u0103car nu le vom mai apuca&#8230;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;br \/&gt; Iat\u0103 zona de ie\u0219ire dintr-un hiper&#8230;super&#8230; ultra&#8230; mega market. O zon\u0103 rezolvat\u0103 \u00een \u201eL\u201d&#8230; Pe o latur\u0103 a \u201eL\u201d-ului, fluxul de clien\u021bi se \u00eendreapt\u0103 c\u0103tre cele dou\u0103 case de marcat, cu personal \u00een carne \u0219i oase -adic\u0103 dou\u0103 fete care nu mai prididesc cu trecerea codurilor de bare prin aparat (\u0219i nu-mi imaginez c\u00e2\u021bi ani poate s\u0103 fac\u0103 un reprezentant al speciei umane acest gen de munc\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 o ia razna&#8230;) iar pe cealalt\u0103 latur\u0103, elegante, f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u021bi cu ochiul, sunt montate ni\u0219te \u201eself-pay\u201d-uri, unde doar scanezi produsele din co\u0219 \u0219i-i ar\u0103\u021bi ma\u0219inii degetul mijlociu&#8230; \u0219tiu, tenta\u021bia mare e s\u0103-i ar\u0103\u021bi aparatului degetul mijlociu orientat \u00een sus, cu amprenta spre tine \u00eensu\u021bi, dar trebuie s\u0103-\u021bi dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti primul impuls \u0219i s\u0103-i ar\u0103\u021bi, totu\u0219i, desenul explicit al amprentei \u0219i&#8230; gata! Plata se face automat \u0219i bine\u00een\u021beles c\u0103 pre\u021bioasa ta amprent\u0103 este p\u0103strat\u0103 \u00een memoria lui hiper-super-ultra-mega \u00een cele mai stricte condi\u021bii de confiden\u021bialitate. Aici e perfec\u021biunea, nu-i a\u0219a? Casele de marcat cu oameni \u00een spatele lor sunt doar pentru contrast&#8230; fix ca s\u0103-\u021bi dai seama ce bine ar fi f\u0103r\u0103 ele \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 ei&#8230;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;br \/&gt; Numai c\u0103&#8230; se formeaz\u0103 o coad\u0103 la casele de marcat cu personal uman \u0219i alt\u0103 coad\u0103 la \u0219mecheroasele ma\u0219in\u0103rii iar cele dou\u0103 cozi, iritate \u0219i gr\u0103bite, se calc\u0103 pe picioare una pe alta. Din timp \u00een timp, fatalitate, \u201ema\u0219in\u0103ria perfect\u0103\u201d se blocheaz\u0103, se inhib\u0103 sau se ambi\u021bioneaz\u0103. Atunci, una dintre cele dou\u0103 fete de la casele de marcat coboar\u0103 din templul s\u0103u \u0219i o deblocheaz\u0103, o dezinhib\u0103 sau o dezambi\u021bioneaz\u0103 pe \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nata ma\u0219in\u0103. \u00centre timp, coada la casele de marcat cu personal uman care a pierdut, temporar, un juc\u0103tor, cre\u0219te \u0219i cre\u0219te. Ca \u0219i cealalt\u0103, de altfel, din pricina \u00eencremenirii \u00een proiect a ma\u0219inii perfecte. Iritarea e tot mai mare&#8230; Dar important e c\u0103 digitalizarea e \u00een toi iar personalul uman, demn de dispre\u021b \u0219i predispus la erori de tot felul, devine tot mai bun de aruncat la co\u0219. C\u0103ci ne digitaliz\u0103m \u00een draci. &lt;br \/&gt; &lt;br \/&gt; \u0218i de c\u00e2nd ne digitaliz\u0103m \u00een draci mi s-au \u00eent\u00e2mplat urm\u0103toarele: am primit mesaj c\u0103 mi s-a \u00eenchis contul de la banc\u0103 (eroare, nici g\u00e2nd&#8230;), apoi c\u0103 n-am pl\u0103tit o factur\u0103 pentru electricitate pe un cod de abonat care nu-mi apar\u021binea, apoi c\u0103 nu am pl\u0103tit o factur\u0103 de telefon care era pl\u0103tit\u0103 de cel pu\u021bin 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, dar degeaba am trimis dovada pl\u0103\u021bii, c\u0103 tot mi-au t\u0103iat telefonul&#8230; Precizez c\u0103 nu era vorba \u00een niciunul dintre cazuri de mesaje-capcan\u0103 care s\u0103-\u021bi cear\u0103 vreo informa\u021bie esen\u021bial\u0103 despre contul din banc\u0103. Nu, erau pur \u0219i simplu erori de comunicare. Mesaje transmise altcuiva dec\u00e2t destinatarului sau omisiuni \u00een \u00eenregistrarea unor facturi pl\u0103tite deja. Vestea bun\u0103 e c\u0103 nu mai ai cu cine s\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti, nimeni din personalul uman nu \u0219tie s\u0103 te l\u0103mureasc\u0103, deoarece \u0219i ei, angaja\u021bii, tot unui robot suprem i se adreseaz\u0103 dac\u0103 vor s\u0103 \u00eentrebe ceva. &lt;br \/&gt; &lt;br \/&gt; \u00centr-o zi, un om a ie\u0219it din spital. Pe biletul lui de ie\u0219ire figurau ni\u0219te boli care-\u021bi f\u0103ceau p\u0103rul m\u0103ciuc\u0103 la o simpl\u0103 lectur\u0103&#8230; practic omul n-ar fi avut cum s\u0103 mai ias\u0103 pe picioarele lui din unitatea medical\u0103. Familia, \u00eengrijorat\u0103, a mers la medic \u0219i a \u00eentrebat ce-i cu roiul acela de diagnostice&#8230; iar r\u0103spunsul a fost: \u201eah&#8230;, calculatorul scoate astea\u201d&#8230; adic\u0103 inteligentul de computer scotea din capul lui tumori \u0219i insuficien\u021be renale, f\u0103r\u0103 ca omul s\u0103 fi fost investigat vreodat\u0103 pentru a\u0219a ceva \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 a fi \u00eendrumat c\u0103tre vreun medic specialist la externare. I-auzi!&lt;br \/&gt; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;V\u0103 supun aten\u021biei un fragment din SPUMA ZILELOR, roman de Boris Vian, 1947, publicat \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u00een 1969:&lt;\/span&gt;&lt;br \/&gt; &lt;br \/&gt; \u201eColin se scul\u0103 \u00een picioare ca s\u0103 priveasc\u0103 ma\u0219ina cea mai apropiat\u0103 \u0219i d\u0103du la o parte carterul ruginit care o proteja. \u00cen\u0103untru, un animal compozit, jum\u0103tate carne, jum\u0103tate metal, se spetea s\u0103 \u00eenghit\u0103 materia prim\u0103 \u0219i s-o elimine sub form\u0103 de cocoloa\u0219e uniforme.&lt;br \/&gt; -Vino s\u0103 vezi, Chick, zise Colin.&lt;br \/&gt; -Ce? \u00eentreb\u0103 Chick.&lt;br \/&gt; -E foarte curios!&#8230; zise Colin.&lt;br \/&gt; Chick privi. Animalul avea un maxilar alungit care executa mi\u0219c\u0103ri laterale rapide. Sub pielea transparent\u0103 se observau coaste tubulare din o\u021bel sub\u021bire \u0219i o conduct\u0103 digestiv\u0103 care se contracta lene\u0219. &lt;br \/&gt; -E un iepure modificat, zise Chick.&lt;br \/&gt; -Crezi?&lt;br \/&gt; -E un procedeu curent, spuse Chick. P\u0103strezi func\u021bia dorit\u0103. Acesta \u0219i-a p\u0103strat mi\u0219c\u0103rile tubului digestiv, f\u0103r\u0103 partea chimic\u0103 a digestiei. E mult mai simplu dec\u00eet s\u0103 faci pilule cu un tabletor obi\u0219nuit. &lt;br \/&gt; -Ce m\u0103n\u00eenc\u0103 ? \u00eentreb\u0103 Colin. &lt;br \/&gt; -Morcovi croma\u021bi, r\u0103spunse Chick.\u201d&lt;br \/&gt; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.&lt;br \/&gt; \u0218i-acum v\u0103 \u00eentreb: c\u00e2t timp mai avem p\u00e2n\u0103 la primul exemplar de OM MODIFICAT, ce r\u0103gaz ne-a mai r\u0103mas p\u00e2n\u0103 la OMUL COMPOZIT, din care s\u0103 se p\u0103streze doar FUNC\u021aIA DORIT\u0102 (spre exemplu, conformarea necondi\u021bionat\u0103) \u0219i care s\u0103 \u00eenghit\u0103, pofticios, delicioasa \u0218AORM\u0102-CROMAT\u0102-CU-DE-TOATE? &lt;br \/&gt; &lt;br \/&gt; Crede\u021bi c\u0103 ne-a mai r\u0103mas vreun r\u0103gaz? \u0218i totu\u0219i, Iohannis&#8230;<\/div>\n<p> Source URL: https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/opinii\/Luminita-Arhire-O-SAORMA-CU-DE-TOATE-CROMATA-LA-MASA-NOASTRA-175102<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;span style=&#8221;font-weight: bold;&#8221;&gt;MOTTO 1: \u201ePlata cu amprenta are avantajul c\u0103 nu trebuie s\u0103 ai la tine nimic de valoare c\u00e2nd mergi la cump\u0103r\u0103turi &#8211; nici cash, nici bonuri valorice, nici carduri bancare, nici telefonul sau smartwatch-ul, daca faci pl\u0103\u021bi \u00een acest mod &#8211; ceea ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu ri\u0219ti nici s\u0103 \u021bi se fure ceva, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1542342,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89],"tags":[98],"class_list":["post-1542338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-romania","tag-activenews-ro"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1542338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1542338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1542338\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1542342"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1542338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1542338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1542338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}