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\u201ePantalonii uzi\u201d ai lui\u2026 Nicu\u015for<\/h1>\n
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Scris de: av. Marian NAZAT | \"pdf\"<\/a> | \"print\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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13 January 2026 13:59<\/div>\n
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De fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd locatarul actual de la Cotroceni mai d\u0103 cu b\u00e2ta-n balt\u0103 \u0219i mai izbute\u0219te<\/i> un pocinog, m\u0103 duc cu g\u00e2ndul la o povestioar\u0103 nostim\u0103 \u2013 Din dramele civiliza\u021biei<\/i> \u2013, inclus\u0103 de Grigore T. Popa \u00een cartea Pericolul neispr\u0103vi\u021bilor<\/i>. Nu \u0219tiu de ce, dar personajul de acolo aduce izbitor cu inadecvatul, nepotrivitul, amatorul ales <\/i>s\u0103 ne conduc\u0103 destinele m\u0103car cinci ani de aici \u00eenainte. Culmea, cei doi poart\u0103 \u0219i acela\u0219i prenume, semn c\u0103 b\u0103\u0219c\u0103lia s-a n\u0103scut la poalele Carpa\u021bilor… <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Ei bine, \u201ec<\/i><\/span>ele mai multe r\u0103ut\u0103\u0163i sunt f\u0103cute cu inten\u0163ii bune. Omul rar face ce n-ar trebui, fiindc\u0103 ar sim\u021bi pentru asta o pl\u0103cere; numai firile patologice se comport\u0103 astfel. Mai totdeauna e la mijloc o \u00eencercare bun\u0103, nereu\u0219it\u0103. \u015ei ori de c\u00e2te ori inten\u021bia bun\u0103 gre\u015fe\u0219te drumul, ea se schimb\u0103 \u00een nenorocire. E ca dragostea care se transform\u0103 \u00een ur\u0103.\u015ei, din nefericire, spiritul de distinc\u021bie, care st\u00e2rne\u015fte multe inten\u0163ii bune, odat\u0103 a\u021b\u00e2\u0163at, nu \u015ftie s\u0103 se opreasc\u0103 la vreme \u015fi nepotrivirile se \u0163in lan\u021b. Dac\u0103 omul civilizat nu ar \u021bine a\u015fa de mult s\u0103 fie distins, el n-ar intra \u00een multe din \u00eencurc\u0103turile pe care \u015fi le creeaz\u0103 singur. \u0218i poate c\u0103 n-ar \u0163ine a\u0219a de mult, dac\u0103 n-ar \u00een\u0163elege distinc\u021bia prost. Un exemplu, \u00eens\u0103, totdeauna l\u0103mure\u015fte situa\u0163iile mai bine. Nicu\u0219or e un copil bun, bl\u00e2nd, de\u015ftept \u015fi abia a \u00eenc\u0103put pe linia civiliza\u0163iei \u00eentr-o clas\u0103 de la \u00eenceputul \u0219colii primare. Dar el e ambi\u021bios, de\u015fi naiv; el vrea s\u0103 fie bine, de\u015fi nu o nimere\u015fte totdeauna. Deun\u0103zi, sose\u015fte foarte t\u00e2rziu de la \u015fcoal\u0103, spre marea \u00eengrijorare a p\u0103rin\u021bilor. \u00cen timp ce mama se preg\u0103tea s\u0103-l dojeneasc\u0103, el intr\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd pe u\u015f\u0103:<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Bine, Nicu\u015for, se poate s\u0103…<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– M\u0103mico, da’ am p\u0103\u0163it \u021beva !…<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Mama se sperie; \u00eentreb\u0103rile se \u00eenmul\u0163esc \u015fi s\u0103rut\u0103rile pe obrazul copilului, de asemenea,<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Ce? \u021ai-i r\u0103u? Ai c\u0103ldur\u0103? Te doare capu’?… Puiu’ mamii…<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Copilul tace; numai din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd suspin\u0103, \u00eendurerat de tot.<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Ce ai? Ce te doare?…<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– M\u0103mico, s\u0103-\u0163i spun la uleche… c\u0103 mi-i rus\u00eeni…<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Afar\u0103 era rece, drumul p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103 departe \u015fi pe bietul copil \u00eel cople\u015fiser\u0103 anumite obliga\u0163ii fiziologice.<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Ei, \u015fi pentru asta trebuie s\u0103 boce\u015fti (c\u0103 tot mai pl\u00e2ngea copilul)? Da cum s\u0103 faci una ca asta?… \u00cens\u0103 Nicu\u015for, printre lacrimi, d\u0103du explica\u0163ie:<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Da bine, m\u0103mico, tebuia s\u0103 fac la z\u00e2d, ca golanii?…<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Vede\u0163i? Drama civiliza\u0163iei!… B\u0103iatul \u00eenv\u0103\u021base c\u0103 stropitul gardurilor e ceva vulgar, nepermis \u015fi dezgust\u0103tor. Inten\u0163ia lui a fost foarte frumoas\u0103, dar n-a putut reu\u0219i, \u00een cazul de fa\u021b\u0103; \u015fi atunci, rezultatul a ie\u0219it plin de complica\u0163ii dezagreabile.<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Ei bine, dar de ce ai venit a\u015fa de t\u00e2rziu?… Ai umblat pe str\u0103zi… \u015fi de aceea \u0163i s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat!… Fa\u0163a copilului \u00eentip\u0103ri pe d\u00e2nsa, deodat\u0103, o mare triste\u0163e, \u00een fa\u0163a acestei ad\u00e2nci ne\u00een\u021belegeri pe care o ar\u0103tase mam\u0103-sa, \u015fi abia scoase, \u00een vorbe \u00eentret\u0103iate de pl\u00e2ns, adev\u0103rata explica\u0163ie:<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– Ba nu, m\u0103mico… am tebuit s\u0103 merg \u00een\u0163et pe stad\u0103, s\u0103 se usuce pantalonii, ca s\u0103 nu te supeli mata… <\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

S\u0103 fim drep\u021bi \u015fi s\u0103 c\u00e2nt\u0103rim cinstit: nu p\u0103\u0163im \u015fi noi adesea cu civiliza\u0163ia noastr\u0103 gr\u0103bit\u0103 cam ce a p\u0103\u0163it Nicu\u015for? Dorind s\u0103 nu sem\u0103n\u0103m cu \u00abgolanii la z\u00e2d\u00bb, sacrific\u0103m pantalonii, \u015fi pe urm\u0103 ocolim vreme \u00eendelung\u0103, ca s\u0103 se usuce mizeria.<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

At\u00e2ta numai c\u0103 Nicu\u015for, \u00een fa\u0163a faptului \u00eemplinit, recunoa\u015fte sincer c\u0103 ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat… de… s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat!… Apoi pl\u00e2nge \u015fi pe urm\u0103-i trece.<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pe c\u00e2nd noi… construim o filosofie \u00eentreag\u0103, ca s\u0103 dovedim c\u0103 accidentul nenorocit nu era altceva dec\u00e2t cea mai \u00een\u0163eleapt\u0103 cale de \u00eent\u00e2mpinat destinul. \u0218i codific\u0103m \u00een\u0163elep\u0163e\u015fte chiar \u015fi regulile stricte dup\u0103 care trebuie usca\u021bi pantalonii\u201d.<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Pl\u00e2nsul lui, suferin\u021ba noastr\u0103, din nefericire ! <\/span>\u0218i nu mai umbla cu pantalonii preziden\u021biali uzi pe la Bruxelles, Paris \u0219i pe oriunde te constr\u00e2ng \u00eendatoririle unei func\u021bii ce te prinde ca nuca-n perete, Nicu\u015foare, Nicu\u015foare ! C\u0103 nu te-a silit nimeni s\u0103 \u00eembraci straie <\/i>ce nu \u021bi se potrivesc neam ! S\u0103 fi uitat c\u0103 lungul nasului<\/i> e unitatea de m\u0103sur\u0103 a bunului-sim\u021b? Iar de-l pierzi, ridicolul te \u00eenghite ca o mla\u0219tin\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 ie\u0219ire…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/section>\n<\/section>\n

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