{"id":1254382,"date":"2024-04-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-04-15T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1254382"},"modified":"2024-04-16T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2024-04-15T21:00:00","slug":"musatisme-de-vrancea-cu-luminita-si-daniel-musat-fara-escu-muresanu-episodul-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1254382","title":{"rendered":"Mu\u0219atisme de Vrancea cu Lumini\u021ba \u0219i Daniel Mu\u0219at (f\u0103r\u0103 Escu) – Mure\u0219anu-episodul 3"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Mu\u0219atisme de Vrancea cu Lumini\u021ba \u0219i Daniel Mu\u0219at (f\u0103r\u0103 Escu) – Mure\u0219anu-episodul 3<\/h1>\n
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Lumini\u021ba \u0219i Daniel Mu\u0219at (f\u0103r\u0103 Escu) – Mure\u0219anu<\/a><\/h5>\n
16 apr 2024<\/span>2927 vizualiz\u0103ri<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u200bDragii no\u0219tri cititori:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Am inaugurat cu ocazia Zilei Interna\u021bionale a P\u0103c\u0103lelii, 1 Aprilie, ,,Mu\u0219atisme\u201d, din dorin\u021ba de a v\u0103 descre\u021bi pu\u021bin frun\u021bile \u0219i a v\u0103 fura un z\u00e2mbet.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ne-am propus s\u0103 fie o rubric\u0103 de umor \u0219i satir\u0103, iar scopul s\u0103 fie acela de a \u00eendemna s\u0103 lu\u0103m atitudine, fa\u021b\u0103 de cei \u00eendrept\u0103\u021bi\u021bi s\u0103 repare sau s\u0103 opreasc\u0103 unele st\u0103ri de fapt relatate \u00een r\u00e2ndurile noastre.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ideea a venit de la numele nostru, care \u00ee\u0219i trage r\u0103d\u0103cina din seva marelui umorist Tudor Mu\u0219atescu! \u0218tim c\u0103 nu ne vom putea ridica la \u00een\u0103l\u021bimea marelui maestru, dar sper\u0103m, c\u0103 ,,Mu\u0219atismele\u201d pe care dorim s\u0103 le citi\u021bi s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal, s\u0103 v\u0103 dea curaj \u0219i putere s\u0103 \u00eendrepta\u021bi str\u00e2mb\u0103turile din comunitatea noastr\u0103; Cum? Foarte simplu: Citi\u021bi-le \u0219i da\u021bi-le mai departe prin viu grai \u0219i poate ajung la urechile celor care pot schimba ceva.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Facem men\u021biunea (pentru eventualii c\u00e2rcota\u0219i) c\u0103 nu toate mu\u0219atismele ne apar\u021bin \u00een totalitate. Unele sunt inspirate \u0219i din proverbe vechi, dar adaptate la timpurile noastre. Noi nu plagiem, scriem Mu\u0219atisme , iar dac\u0103 dumneavoastr\u0103 ne da\u021bi idei \u00een comentarii, v\u0103 nominaliz\u0103m ca surs\u0103!<\/strong><\/p>\n

1.\u00a0\u00a0La lansarea mea de carte,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Privind ,,Foc\u0219aniul de departe\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Un scriitor mi-a spus indiferent,<\/strong><\/p>\n

C\u0103 am ,,O doag\u0103 lips\u0103 la talent!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

V\u0103z\u00e2nd cum ,,laud\u0103\u201d atent<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0218i face referire la al meu talent, <\/strong><\/p>\n

Am z\u00e2mbit\u2026 nu m-am m\u00e2hnit,\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0218tiind c\u0103 nu-i\u2026 vreun mare erudit!<\/strong><\/p>\n

2. Porumbeii din pasajul ,,Pia\u021ba Moldovei\u201d nu vor mai putea fi hr\u0103ni\u021bi de foc\u0219\u0103neni!\u00cen felul acesta, pasajul cu pricina \u0219i b\u0103ncile vor fi p\u0103strate curate. \u0218i totu\u0219i, locul porumbeiilor va fi luat de stru\u021bi!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a03. ,,Strada Mare a Unirii, col\u021b cu Republicii\u201d intr\u0103 \u00een renovare. Locul arborilor de tuia usca\u021bi, va fi luat de palmieri \u0219i cire\u0219i japonezi (\u00een aceast\u0103 zon\u0103 locuiesc subsemna\u021bii \u0219i au nevoie de inspira\u021bie)!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

4. Vechea platform\u0103 industrial\u0103 din Cartierul Sud va fi redat\u0103 foc\u0219\u0103nenilor. Se vor reconstrui fabricile d\u0103r\u00e2mate (Tricotaje, Filatur\u0103, C.P.L. etc.), dar\u00a0\u00a0vor ap\u0103rea \u0219i \u00eentreprinderi noi, cre\u00e2ndu-se astfel aproximativ 30.000 locuri de munc\u0103!<\/strong><\/p>\n

5. Tot \u00een Cartierul Sud, se va construi un ansamblu de locuin\u021be de c\u0103tre ingineri arabi. Vor fi cele mai \u00eenalte cl\u0103diri din lume, fiind dotate cu piscine, s\u0103li de cinema, birouri, s\u0103li de fitness, etc.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

6. \u00cen maxim doi ani se vor construi \u0219osele supraetajate. Acestea vor fi dotate \u0219i cu piste pentru biciclete.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

7. Se vor moderniza \u0219i redeschide plajele de la Milcov \u0219i Putna. Doritorii \u0219i pasiona\u021bii de scufund\u0103ri \u0219i surfing, vor avea \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it unde s\u0103-\u0219i petreac\u0103 timpul liber.<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. Cea mai modern\u0103 gar\u0103 din Rom\u00e2nia va fi la Foc\u0219ani. Din p\u0103cate vor fi doar angaja\u021bi japonezi. \u00centr-un singur an se vor \u00eenregistra maxim 3 minute de \u00eent\u00e2rziere \u0219i personalul g\u0103rii (japonezii) \u00ee\u0219i va cere scuze.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

9. Se va re\u00eenfiin\u021ba \u00een Foc\u0219ani, pe Bulevardul Bucure\u0219ti U.M. 01153, care va preg\u0103ti subofi\u021beri sanitari. P\u00e2n\u0103 la construirea noului spital, ace\u0219tia vor lua tensiunea numai la domiciliul pacientului.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

10. Cimitirele Nordic \u0219i Sudic vor fi supravegheate video \u0219i fiecare cruce va con\u021bine un cod QR, \u00een a\u0219a fel ca familia celui mutat \u00een loc cu verdea\u021b\u0103, va putea p\u0103stra leg\u0103tura cu el.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

NOT\u0102: MU\u0218ATISME = VR\u0102JELI<\/strong><\/p>\n

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