{"id":1250123,"date":"2016-01-11T08:53:52","date_gmt":"2016-01-11T05:53:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1250123"},"modified":"2016-01-11T08:53:52","modified_gmt":"2016-01-11T05:53:52","slug":"la-pescuit-ziarul-de-vaslui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1250123","title":{"rendered":"La pescuit &#8211; Ziarul de Vaslui"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry-content clearfix\">\n<p>O pereche pleac\u0103 \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 pe un lac unde se putea pescui.Lui \u00eei pl\u0103cea s\u0103 pescuiasc\u0103 \u00een zori , ea ador\u0103 lectur\u0103.<br \/>\n\u00centr-o diminea\u021b\u0103 el se \u00eentoarse dup\u0103 c\u00eeteva ore de pescuit \u0219i hot\u0103r\u00ee s\u0103 trag\u0103 un pui de somn. De\u0219i lacul nu-i era familiar ea se hot\u0103r\u00ee s\u0103 ias\u0103 cu barc\u0103. V\u00eesli pu\u021bin,apoi relu\u0103 lectur\u0103. Dup\u0103 pu\u021bin apare paznicul \u00een barc\u0103 lui:<br \/>\n-Bun\u0103 ziua, ce face\u021bi aici?<br \/>\n-Citesc, r\u0103spunse ea de\u0219i g\u00eendea c\u0103 e evident.<br \/>\n-S\u00eente\u021bi \u00eentr-o zon\u0103 unde pescuitul este interzis!<br \/>\n-Dar nu pescuiesc, nu se vede ?<br \/>\n-Da, dar ave\u021bi tot ce va trebuie . Trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 urma\u021bi \u0219i va trebui s\u0103 va amendez .<br \/>\n-Dac\u0103 o face\u021bi va denun\u021b pentru viol.<br \/>\n-Dar nici m\u0103car nu v-am atins !<br \/>\n-Dar ave\u021bi cu dvs. tot ce va trebuie !\u201d<br \/>\nMoral\u0103: NU contrazice\u021bi niciodat\u0103 o femeie care \u0219tie s\u0103 citeasc\u0103!<\/p>\n<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main \">\n<div class=\"mashsb-box\">\n<div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\">\n<div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">13<\/div>\n<p><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ziaruldevaslui.ro%2Fla-pescuit%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"text\">Share\u00a0pe\u00a0facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=La%20pescuit&amp;url=https:\/\/www.ziaruldevaslui.ro\/?p=1585\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"text\">Share\u00a0pe\u00a0twitter<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p>Ini\u021bial am crezut c\u0103 Ionel Sandu s-a apucat de Stand Up Comedy. Cu afacerile nu st\u0103 extraordinar, cu politica nici<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p> Source URL: https:\/\/www.ziaruldevaslui.ro\/la-pescuit\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O pereche pleac\u0103 \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 pe un lac unde se putea pescui.Lui \u00eei pl\u0103cea s\u0103 pescuiasc\u0103 \u00een zori , ea ador\u0103 lectur\u0103. \u00centr-o diminea\u021b\u0103 el se \u00eentoarse dup\u0103 c\u00eeteva ore de pescuit \u0219i hot\u0103r\u00ee s\u0103 trag\u0103 un pui de somn. De\u0219i lacul nu-i era familiar ea se hot\u0103r\u00ee s\u0103 ias\u0103 cu barc\u0103. V\u00eesli pu\u021bin,apoi relu\u0103 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89],"tags":[218],"class_list":["post-1250123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-romania","tag-ziaruldevaslui-ro"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1250123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1250123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1250123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1250123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}