{"id":1249857,"date":"2017-01-04T17:25:35","date_gmt":"2017-01-04T14:25:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1249857"},"modified":"2017-01-04T17:25:35","modified_gmt":"2017-01-04T14:25:35","slug":"statuia-ecvestra-de-la-secuia-pusa-in-lanturi-ziarul-de-vaslui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1249857","title":{"rendered":"Statuia ecvestr\u0103 de la Secuia, pus\u0103 \u00een lan\u0163uri &#8211; Ziarul de Vaslui"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry-content clearfix\">\n<p><strong>\u0218<\/strong>oc\u00a0 \u00een lumea medical\u0103 ! Mai mul\u0163i doctori proctologi au dezb\u0103tut zilelea acestea cauza m\u00e2nc\u0103rimilor din zona anal\u0103 a politicienilor proru\u015fi \u015fi au ajuns la o singur\u0103 concluzie pertinent\u0103 : calvi\u0163ia !<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 modelul rom\u00e2nesc \u201eajut\u0103-\u0163i fratele de peste Prut, cu o luare \u00een spa\u0163iu la Vaslui, cu 50 de euro \u201e, Dondonel, sup\u0103rat nevoie mare pe Traian, marinarul cheliu\u021b\u0103, din cauza refuzului acestuia de a-i oferi sfaturi despre cre\u015fterea for\u0163at\u0103 a pufului \u00een zona capului mare \u015fi p\u0103trat, a avut un atac de panic\u0103 \u00een timp ce st\u0103tea pe \u201ctron\u201d cu ochii bulbuca\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>Furios, i-a dat mesaj pe viber pmp-istului: \u201ete fac galeac! Vin de-al meu n-ai vrut s\u00ee bei, c\u0103 te-ai prins c\u0103-i sod\u00ee, da\u2019 tu niet re\u0163et\u0103, io niet buletin !\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Se pare c\u0103 g\u00e2lceava dintre cei doi a avut \u015fi un efect secundar ob\u015ftesc. Mai mul\u0163i localnici, din satul Secuia, au decis s\u0103 pun\u0103\u00a0 \u00een lan\u0163uri statuia domnitorului \u015etefan cel Mare, dup\u0103 ce o bab\u0103 care ghice\u015fte \u00een boghi (\u00eenc\u0103 de cand era fata mare \u015fi pletoas\u0103), la un chat cu \u021ba\u021ba Catinca, \u00eentre trei ochi \u015fi o singur\u0103 ureche bun\u0103, a prezis c\u0103 statuia va prinde via\u0163\u0103 \u015fi va trece cu palo\u015ful printre s\u0103tenii \u00eenseta\u0163i cu for\u0163a p\u00e2n\u0103 la alegeri, cu g\u00e2nd s\u0103 treac\u0103 Prutu \u015fi s\u0103-i zic\u0103 vreo dou\u0103, pe moldovene\u015fte, lui Dondonel.<\/p>\n<p>Cu toat\u0103 sup\u0103rarea unor doamne curioase, \u00a0care auziser\u0103 c\u0103 \u015etefan are palo\u015ful mare \u015fi se g\u00e2ndeau c\u0103 au manichiura nef\u0103cut\u0103, \u00a0patru vl\u0103jgani, unul mai breaz dec\u00e2t cel\u0103lalt, nu au mai stat pe g\u00e2nduri \u015fi au decis s\u0103 priponeasca statuia voievodului, folosind lan\u0163ul de la c\u00e2inele \u021ba\u021bei Catinca \u015fi o fr\u00e2nghie g\u0103sit\u0103 \u00een podul chilerului babei Ana. \u021aa\u021ba Catinca, mai slab\u0103 de \u00eenger, s-a baricadat \u00een beci, cu lum\u00e2narea cump\u0103rat\u0103 de la magazinul comunal \u015fi cu banii str\u00e2n\u015fi pentru papucii de \u00eenmorm\u00eentare. Un t\u00e2nar care se jura cu m\u00e2na pe ficat c\u0103 nu va mai vota sub influen\u0163a p\u0103h\u0103relului de trosc\u0103u, a decis s\u0103 se urce \u00eentr-un prun la 10.000 de metri de cas\u0103.\u00a0\u00a0 \u201eDegeaba!\u201d a exclamat un cet\u0103\u0163ean nevertical. \u201eNe va spinteca pe to\u0163i!\u201d\u00a0 <strong>(Corina Ziarista)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main \">\n<div class=\"mashsb-box\">\n<div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\">\n<div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">37<\/div>\n<p><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ziaruldevaslui.ro%2Fstatuia-ecvestra-de-la-secuia-pusa-in-lanturi%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"text\">Share\u00a0pe\u00a0facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=Statuia%20ecvestr%C4%83%20de%20la%20Secuia%2C%20pus%C4%83%20%C3%AEn%20lan%C5%A3uri&amp;url=https:\/\/www.ziaruldevaslui.ro\/?p=11376\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"text\">Share\u00a0pe\u00a0twitter<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p>Ini\u021bial am crezut c\u0103 Ionel Sandu s-a apucat de Stand Up Comedy. Cu afacerile nu st\u0103 extraordinar, cu politica nici<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p> Source URL: https:\/\/www.ziaruldevaslui.ro\/statuia-ecvestra-de-la-secuia-pusa-in-lanturi\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0218oc\u00a0 \u00een lumea medical\u0103 ! Mai mul\u0163i doctori proctologi au dezb\u0103tut zilelea acestea cauza m\u00e2nc\u0103rimilor din zona anal\u0103 a politicienilor proru\u015fi \u015fi au ajuns la o singur\u0103 concluzie pertinent\u0103 : calvi\u0163ia ! Dup\u0103 modelul rom\u00e2nesc \u201eajut\u0103-\u0163i fratele de peste Prut, cu o luare \u00een spa\u0163iu la Vaslui, cu 50 de euro \u201e, Dondonel, sup\u0103rat nevoie [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89],"tags":[218],"class_list":["post-1249857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-romania","tag-ziaruldevaslui-ro"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1249857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1249857"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1249857\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1249857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1249857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1249857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}