{"id":1249854,"date":"2017-09-21T15:55:10","date_gmt":"2017-09-21T12:55:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1249854"},"modified":"2017-09-21T15:55:10","modified_gmt":"2017-09-21T12:55:10","slug":"dilema-ardeleanului-ziarul-de-vaslui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1249854","title":{"rendered":"Dilema ardeleanului &#8211; Ziarul de Vaslui"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry-content clearfix\">\n<p><span class=\"S\">Un ardelean se treze\u015fte diminea\u0163a \u015fi, c\u00e2nd se uit\u0103 pe geam, vede trei in\u015fi care fac poze. Sup\u0103rat, iese din cas\u0103 \u015fi se duce la ei:<br \/>\n\u2013 P\u0103i, ce face\u0163i voi aici, la mine \u00een ograd\u0103?<br \/>\n\u2013 M\u0103sur\u0103m, bade.<br \/>\n\u2013 Dar ce m\u0103sura\u0163i voi?<br \/>\n\u2013 P\u0103i, pe aici o s\u0103 treac\u0103 Autostrada Transilvania.<br \/>\nArdeleanul st\u0103 \u015fi se g\u00e2nde\u015fte:<br \/>\n\u2013 \u015ei o s\u0103 treac\u0103 multe ma\u015fini p-acilea?<br \/>\n\u2013 P\u0103i, logic c\u0103 o s\u0103 treac\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2013 Aha. \u015ei cam c\u00e2te?<br \/>\n\u2013 Ei, c\u00e2te, sute, mii\u2026<br \/>\n\u2013 \u015ei o s\u0103 treac\u0103 \u015fi noaptea?<br \/>\n\u2013 P\u0103i, sigur c\u0103 da.<br \/>\n\u2013 P\u0103i, \u015fi eu o s\u0103 stau s\u0103 deschid poarta la fiecare?<\/span><\/p>\n<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main \">\n<div class=\"mashsb-box\">\n<div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\">\n<div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">1<\/div>\n<p><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ziaruldevaslui.ro%2Fdilema-ardeleanului%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"text\">Share\u00a0pe\u00a0facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=Dilema%20ardeleanului&amp;url=https:\/\/www.ziaruldevaslui.ro\/?p=16191\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"text\">Share\u00a0pe\u00a0twitter<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p>Ini\u021bial am crezut c\u0103 Ionel Sandu s-a apucat de Stand Up Comedy. Cu afacerile nu st\u0103 extraordinar, cu politica nici<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p> Source URL: https:\/\/www.ziaruldevaslui.ro\/dilema-ardeleanului\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un ardelean se treze\u015fte diminea\u0163a \u015fi, c\u00e2nd se uit\u0103 pe geam, vede trei in\u015fi care fac poze. Sup\u0103rat, iese din cas\u0103 \u015fi se duce la ei: \u2013 P\u0103i, ce face\u0163i voi aici, la mine \u00een ograd\u0103? \u2013 M\u0103sur\u0103m, bade. \u2013 Dar ce m\u0103sura\u0163i voi? \u2013 P\u0103i, pe aici o s\u0103 treac\u0103 Autostrada Transilvania. Ardeleanul st\u0103 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89],"tags":[218],"class_list":["post-1249854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-romania","tag-ziaruldevaslui-ro"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1249854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1249854"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1249854\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1249854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1249854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1249854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}