{"id":1249223,"date":"2010-06-19T11:52:11","date_gmt":"2010-06-19T08:52:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1249223"},"modified":"2010-06-19T11:52:11","modified_gmt":"2010-06-19T08:52:11","slug":"cu-tutankamionul-pe-langa-autostrada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1249223","title":{"rendered":"Cu Tutankamionul pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 autostrad\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<article id=\"post-4032\" class=\"post-4032 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-un-j-peg-saptamana tag-autostrada tag-berceanu tag-tutankamon\">\n<div class=\"td-post-header td-pb-padding-side\">\n<div class=\"entry-crumbs\"><span><a title class=\"entry-crumb\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pressalert.ro\/\"><span>Acas\u0103<\/span><\/a><\/span><span><a title=\"Vede\u021bi toate articolele \u00een Timp liber\" class=\"entry-crumb\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pressalert.ro\/category\/timp-liber\/\"><span>Timp liber<\/span><\/a><\/span><span><a title=\"Vede\u021bi toate articolele \u00een Jpegul lu' P\u00eecli\u015fan\" class=\"entry-crumb\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pressalert.ro\/category\/timp-liber\/un-j-peg-saptamana\/\"><span>Jpegul lu&#8217; P\u00eecli\u015fan<\/span><\/a><\/span><span class=\"td-bred-no-url-last\">Cu Tutankamionul pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 autostrad\u0103<\/span><\/div>\n<ul class=\"td-category\">\n<li class=\"entry-category\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pressalert.ro\/category\/timp-liber\/\">Timp liber<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"entry-category\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pressalert.ro\/category\/timp-liber\/un-j-peg-saptamana\/\">Jpegul lu&#8217; P\u00eecli\u015fan<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<header>\n<h1 class=\"entry-title\">Cu Tutankamionul pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 autostrad\u0103<\/h1>\n<div class=\"meta-info\">\n<div class=\"td-post-author-name\">\n<div class=\"td-author-by\">De<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pressalert.ro\/author\/adrian-piclisan\/\">Adrian P\u00eecli\u015fan<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"td-author-line\"> &#8211; <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><span class=\"td-post-date\"><time class=\"entry-date updated td-module-date\" datetime=\"2010-06-19T11:52:11+00:00\">iun. 19, 2010<\/time><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"td-post-comments\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pressalert.ro\/2010\/06\/cu-tutankamionul-pe-langa-autostrada\/#respond\">0<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/header>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"td-post-sharing td-post-sharing-top td-pb-padding-side\"><span class=\"td-post-share-title\">DISTRIBUI\u021aI<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"td-default-sharing \"><a class=\"td-social-sharing-buttons td-social-facebook\" href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pressalert.ro%2F2010%2F06%2Fcu-tutankamionul-pe-langa-autostrada%2F\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"td-social-but-text\">Facebook<\/div>\n<p><\/a><a class=\"td-social-sharing-buttons td-social-twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=Cu+Tutankamionul+pe+l%C3%A2ng%C4%83+autostrad%C4%83&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pressalert.ro%2F2010%2F06%2Fcu-tutankamionul-pe-langa-autostrada%2F&amp;via=PRESSALERT.ro\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"td-social-but-text\">Twitter<\/div>\n<p><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"td-post-content td-pb-padding-side\">\n<p>S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na care a trecut l-a adus pe Berceanu la <span id=\"lw_1276891475_0\">Timi\u015foara<\/span>. Odat\u0103 ajuns la viitoarea autostrad\u0103 Arad- Timi\u015foara a \u015fi g\u0103sit vinova\u0163ii <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-4033\" title=\"tutancamion 01 p\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pressalert.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/tutancamion-01-p-300x183.jpg\" alt=\"tutancamion 01 p\" width=\"300\" height=\"183\">pentu c\u0103 lucr\u0103rile sunt deja \u00eent\u00e2rziate cu p\u00e2n\u0103 la\u00a0nou\u0103 luni (deocamdat\u0103). Mai \u00een glum\u0103, mai in serios, a \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 arheologii care se afl\u0103 pe locul viitoarei autostr\u0103zi\u00a0 \u0163in, oarecum, \u00een loc bunul mers al \u015fantierului. \u015ei dac\u0103\u00a0nu au g\u0103sit cumva vreun Tutankamon de gradul doi sau vreo rud\u0103 de-a acestuia.<\/p>\n<p>O \u015ftire Rompres mai veche ne anun\u0163a \u00een schimb c\u0103 \u201epenisul regelui egiptean mumificat Tutankamon a fost reg\u0103sit, dupa ce disp\u0103ruse \u00een mod misterios cu aproape 40 de ani \u00een urm\u0103. Fotografiat la locul s\u0103u natural, \u00een anul 1922, de c\u0103tre <span id=\"lw_1276891475_1\">Harry Burton<\/span> \u2013 dup\u0103 ce arheologul britanic <span id=\"lw_1276891475_2\">Howard Carter<\/span> a\u00a0fost primul om care a intrat \u00een morm\u00e2ntul lui Tutankamon \u2013 , penisul regal a fost dat disp\u0103rut \u00een 1968. Asta\u00a0imediat dup\u0103 ce omul de \u015ftiin\u0163\u0103 britanic Ronald Harrison a supus mumia unor scan\u0103ri cu raze X. \u00cen acel moment, s-a spus c\u0103 organul genital al mumiei fusese furat \u015fi v\u00e2ndut pentru o sum\u0103 foarte mare de bani.<\/p>\n<p> \u201eDe fapt, a fost mereu \u00een morm\u00e2nt. L-am g\u0103sit \u00een timpul unei scan\u0103ri, c\u00e2nd mumia a trebuit s\u0103 fie ridicat\u0103. Penisul c\u0103zuse \u00een nisipul din jurul s\u0103u\u201d, a declarat <span id=\"lw_1276891475_3\">Zahi Hawass<\/span>, \u015feful Consiliului Suprem al Antichitatilor din Egipt\u201d.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Sunt\u00a0sigur, \u00een schimb,\u00a0 c\u0103 dac\u0103, cumva, prin cine \u015ftie ce mister, acest penis ar fi fost g\u0103sit aici, la baza acestei viitoare culmi de civiliza\u0163ie postdecembrist\u0103, acest lucru ar fi fost marcat de un monument sau parc tematic. Spre aducere\u00a0aminte \u015fi spre revigorare turistic\u0103. Pentru c\u0103, nu-i a\u015fa,\u00a0cine \u00a0nu ar opri pe autostrad\u0103, de fapt \u00een viitorul tutankapenispark.\u00a0Care te-ar fi introdus \u00een \u0163ara \u00een care mitul Dracula s-ar fi \u00eempletit at\u00e2t de fructuos cu misterul tutankamonului. Clar.\u00a0Nu a fost s\u0103 fie nici de data asta. \u015ei dac\u0103 tot nu avem autostrada la termen\u00a0m\u0103car s\u0103 avem un final vesel. Bul\u0103 \u00een Egiptul antic se numea ..bulankamon. \u015ei la ora de istorie, profesoara preda o lec\u0163ie nou\u0103, iar copiii cu d\u0103lti\u0163a \u015fi cioc\u0103na\u015ful scriau hieroglife pe t\u0103bli\u0163e.\u00a0\u00a0Profesoata: Tutankamon a fost un mare faraon, t\u00e2n\u0103r \u015fi frumos!\u00a0 Copiii \u0163ac, \u0163ac, scriau. Profesoara : Tutankamon a avut mul\u0163i fii \u015fi fiice. Copiii scriau. Profesoara: deci Tutankamon a fost un faraon foarte,foarte,foarte viril! La care Bulankamon: D-na profesoar\u0103 cum scriem foarte,foarte,foarte viril? 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