{"id":1248102,"date":"2022-05-04T17:30:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-04T14:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1248102"},"modified":"2022-05-04T17:30:00","modified_gmt":"2022-05-04T14:30:00","slug":"luminita-arhire-din-ciclul-mai-punem-o-haina-aerisita-pe-noi-faza-pe-comisii-europene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1248102","title":{"rendered":"Lumini\u021ba Arhire: Din ciclul \u201eMai punem o hain\u0103 (aerisit\u0103) pe noi\u201d &#8211; faza pe Comisii Europene"},"content":{"rendered":"<article class=\"multimedia-container cf\">\n<div class=\"image-caption \"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/images\/articole\/174178.jpg\" data-caption=\"Sursa Foto probabil\u0103: bikecity.sibiu.ro\" class=\"fancybox\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/thumb-888?\/articole\/174178.jpg\" width=\"888\" height=\"592\" alt=\"Sursa Foto probabil\u0103: bikecity.sibiu.ro\"><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/a><span class=\"caption-text\">Sursa Foto probabil\u0103: bikecity.sibiu.ro<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"related-articles\">\n<h5 class=\"title\">Articole rela\u021bionate<\/h5>\n<ul class=\"no-bullet\">\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/stiri\/Uniunea-Europeana-planuieste-sa-interzica-petrolul-rusesc-pentru-a-taxa-invadarea-Ucrainei-de-catre-Rusia.-Despre-gaz-inca-nu-se-pune-problema-174179\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/thumb-120?\/articole\/174179.jpg\" width=\"120\" height=\"67\" alt=\"Foto: handelsblatt.com\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tUniunea European\u0103 pl\u0103nuie\u0219te s\u0103 interzic\u0103 petrolul rusesc, pentru a taxa invadarea Ucrainei de c\u0103tre Rusia. Despre gaz \u00eenc\u0103 nu se pune problema\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"article-text\">\n<p><span data-nosnippet><strong>ActiveNews se confrunt\u0103 cu cenzura<\/strong> pe re\u021bele sociale \u0219i pe internet. Intra\u021bi direct pe site pentru a ne citi \u0219i abona\u021bi-v\u0103 la <a href=\"https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/inregistrare-newsletter\">buletinul nostru gratuit<\/a>. Dac\u0103 dori\u021bi s\u0103 ne sprijini\u021bi, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/sustineactivenews\">orice DONA\u021aIE este binevenit\u0103<\/a>. Doamne, ajut\u0103!<br \/>\n\t\t\t<\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"asculta-articolul\"><span id=\"preload-asculta-articolul\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/images\/animatie-redare-articol.gif\"><\/span><a class=\"btn-asculta-articolul hide\"><span>ascult\u0103 articolul<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div id=\"article-read\">\n<div><span>Dragi tovar\u0103\u0219i europeni! Ideea general\u0103 de la care plec\u0103m e c\u0103 trebuie musai s\u0103-l contracar\u0103m pe nenorocitul \u0103la de Putin, care oricum e cu un picior \u00een groap\u0103, deoarece are Parkinson, ulcer, neoplasm al m\u0103duvei spin\u0103rii, schizofrenie, cancer de prostat\u0103, afec\u021biuni neurologice multiple, complica\u021bii de pe urma nenum\u0103ratelor opera\u021bii estetice de care este dependent (a spus \u0219i la ANTENA 3!!!) \u0219i urticarie&#8230; ah! ba nu, gre\u0219esc, urticarie, din p\u0103cate, n-are. A\u0219adar, avem un satrap. Cum proced\u0103m?<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Pentru a da r\u0103spunsul la aceast\u0103 \u00eentrebare, bravii b\u0103rba\u021bi ai Europei \u0219i vrednicele sale femei s-au \u00eentrunit, pe 30 martie 2022, la reuniunea s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal\u0103 a colegiului Comisiei Europene, la sediul UE din Bruxelles, \u0219i au trasat unele direc\u021bii de ac\u021biune, fiind mai d\u00e2rji, mai rezilien\u021bi \u0219i mai redresan\u021bi ca oric\u00e2nd!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Tovar\u0103\u0219ul Timmermans Frans a rostit cu acest prilej, \u00eentr-o atmosfer\u0103 de puternic\u0103 vibra\u021bie european\u0103, memorabile cuvinte care vor constitui nepre\u021buite jaloane pentru programul de f\u0103urire a societ\u0103\u021bii europene multilateral dezvoltate. Astfel, tovar\u0103\u0219ul Timmermans a transmis tuturor cet\u0103\u021benilor europeni optimismul s\u0103u \u00een leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu reu\u0219ita deplin\u0103 a unor ac\u021biuni mici cu efecte mari, care, aplicate consecvent, \u00eei vor da tiranului din estul Europei lovitura de gra\u021bie \u00eentr-un num\u0103r neprecizat -dar acceptabil- de ani! Solu\u021biile g\u0103site de tovar\u0103\u0219ul Timmermans au fost \u00eent\u00e2mpinate de participan\u021bi cu aplauze furtunoase, prelungite.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Totu\u0219i, deoarece exist\u0103 \u0219i devia\u021bioni\u0219ti printre europenii de frunte, Edina T\u00f3th, europarlamentar Fidesz, a \u00eentrebat, cu tupeu, la \u0219edin\u021ba Comisiei de mediu a Parlamentului European:<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span>\u201eDin mai este interzis s\u0103 se r\u0103ceasc\u0103 sub 25 de grade (cu ajutorul aerului condi\u021bionat, n.n.) spa\u021biile din \u0219coli \u0219i cl\u0103diri publice din Italia, iar iarna s\u0103 se \u00eenc\u0103lzeasc\u0103 cl\u0103dirile publice peste 19 de grade. La \u00eenceputul sesiunii, domnul Timmermans le-a cerut cet\u0103\u021benilor s\u0103 opreasc\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103lzirea \u00een casele lor. \u00centrebarea este: ini\u021biaz\u0103 UE m\u0103suri similare la nivel european? Vre\u021bi s\u0103 prescrie\u021bi la c\u00e2te grade vor trebui s\u0103 fie \u00eenc\u0103lzite cl\u0103dirile? \u00cen practic\u0103, oare cum ve\u021bi controla asta?\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Tovar\u0103\u0219ul Timmermans a privit-o cu mil\u0103 pe recalcitrant\u0103 \u0219i a asigurat asisten\u021ba c\u0103 nu se vor exercita <span>\u201ePRESIUNI NEJUSTIFICATE\u201d<\/span> asupra gospod\u0103riilor europene, fraz\u0103 din care s-a \u00een\u021beles clar c\u0103 <span>PRESIUNILE JUSTIFICATE<\/span> sunt cu totul altceva \u0219i, ca urmare, se pot exercita oric\u00e2nd&#8230;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>El a atras aten\u021bia europenilor ignoran\u021bi \u201e&#8230;c\u0103 \u0219i ei ar putea face ceva pentru a muta mai pu\u021bini bani \u00een buzunarul lui Putin.\u201d Eu sunt convins\u0103 c\u0103 tovar\u0103\u0219ul Timmermans aplic\u0103 riguros urm\u0103toarele reguli de conduit\u0103, pe care ni le recomand\u0103 \u0219i nou\u0103, la d\u00e2nsul acas\u0103, iar succesul lor garantat se simte deja, ca un v\u00e2nt siberian, \u00een buzunarul lui Putin, \u00een care intr\u0103 tot mai pu\u021bini bani. Iat\u0103:<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\u201eDesigur (cet\u0103\u021benii europeni, n.n.), pot alege s\u0103 nu fac\u0103 nimic, dar, la fel de bine, pot alege <span>S\u0102 SE \u00ceNC\u0102LZEASC\u0102 MAI PU\u021aIN, S\u0102 MEARG\u0102 CU BICICLETA, nu cu ma\u0219ina, S\u0102 FAC\u0102 DU\u0218URI MAI SCURTE \u0219i S\u0102-\u0218I AERISEASC\u0102 HAINELE \u00ceN LOC S\u0102 LE SPELE!!!\u201d,<\/span> a spus, \u00een\u021belept, tovar\u0103\u0219ul Timmermans.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Trebuie s\u0103 recunosc c\u0103 toate indica\u021biile tovar\u0103\u0219ului Timmermans, cel mai vrednic \u0219i iubit fiu al Uniunii Europene, au fost nepre\u021buite, dar o culme a nepre\u021buirii, totu\u0219i, mi s-a p\u0103rut acest <span>S\u0102-\u0218I AERISEASC\u0102 HAINELE \u00ceN LOC S\u0102 LE SPELE!!!<\/span> Ei bine, asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 fii vizionar&#8230; sau s\u0103 ai nasul \u00eenfundat, nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 zic&#8230; Pentru c\u0103, perspectiva, din punct de vedere olfactiv, zic, a unei Europe care d\u0103 cu du\u0219ul numai pe ici &#8211; pe colo, prin p\u0103r\u021bile mai sensibile, \u0219i nu-\u0219i mai spal\u0103 chilo\u021bii, indispensabilii \u0219i ciorapii, ci \u0219i-i \u201ed\u0103c\u00e2t\u201d aerise\u0219te, mi se pare debutul unei pove\u0219ti de mare succes!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/div>\n<div>P.S. Am g\u0103sit relatarea istoricei reuniuni pe site-ul <span>REMIX NEWS. ro<\/span>, pe 29 aprilie 2022. Nu cred s\u0103 mint\u0103. Tot Comisia European\u0103 se preocup\u0103 \u0219i de cum va trebui s\u0103 ne c\u00e2rpim hainele \u0219i s\u0103 ne pingelim pantofii, ca s\u0103 nu mai facem risip\u0103&#8230; Adic\u0103, numai idei revolu\u021bionare!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<p> Source URL: https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/opinii\/Luminita-Arhire-Din-ciclul-%E2%80%9EMai-punem-o-haina-aerisita-pe-noi-faza-pe-Comisii-Europene-174178<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Sursa Foto probabil\u0103: bikecity.sibiu.ro Articole rela\u021bionate Uniunea European\u0103 pl\u0103nuie\u0219te s\u0103 interzic\u0103 petrolul rusesc, pentru a taxa invadarea Ucrainei de c\u0103tre Rusia. Despre gaz \u00eenc\u0103 nu se pune problema ActiveNews se confrunt\u0103 cu cenzura pe re\u021bele sociale \u0219i pe internet. 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