{"id":1237313,"date":"2023-11-03T15:01:05","date_gmt":"2023-11-03T12:01:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1237313"},"modified":"2023-11-03T15:01:05","modified_gmt":"2023-11-03T12:01:05","slug":"luminita-arhire-harap-alb-o-poveste-corectata-din-punct-de-vedere-politic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=1237313","title":{"rendered":"Lumini\u021ba Arhire: HARAP ALB, O POVESTE CORECTAT\u0102 DIN PUNCT DE VEDERE POLITIC"},"content":{"rendered":"<article class=\"multimedia-container cf\">\n<div class=\"image-caption \"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/images\/articole\/185417.jpg\" data-caption=\"Foto: Disney\" class=\"fancybox\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/thumb-888?\/articole\/185417.jpg\" width=\"888\" height=\"634\" alt=\"Foto: Disney\"><span>\u00a0<\/span><\/a><span class=\"caption-text\">Foto: Disney<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"related-articles\">\n<h5 class=\"title\">Articole rela\u021bionate<\/h5>\n<ul class=\"no-bullet\">\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/opinii\/Luminita-Arhire-SECERA-SI-CIOCANUL-AS-RANGA-SI-PENSETA-184289\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/thumb-120?\/articole\/184289.jpg\" width=\"120\" height=\"92\" alt><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tLumini\u021ba Arhire: \u201dSECERA \u0218I CIOCANUL\u201d? A\u0218! \u201dRANGA \u0218I PENSETA\u201d!\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/stiri-justitie\/Luminita-Arhire-MONICA-MACOVEI-sau-%E2%80%9ECALEA-ADEVARULUI-SI-HARTOAPELE-EI-LOGICE-184238\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/thumb-120?\/articole\/184238.jpg\" width=\"120\" height=\"120\" alt=\"Foto: CA\u021aAVENCII\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tLumini\u021ba Arhire: MONICA MACOVEI sau \u201eCALEA ADEV\u0102RULUI\u201d \u0218I H\u00c2RTOAPELE EI LOGICE\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"article-text\">\n<p><span data-nosnippet><strong>ActiveNews se confrunt\u0103 cu cenzura<\/strong> pe re\u021bele sociale \u0219i pe internet. Intra\u021bi direct pe site pentru a ne citi \u0219i abona\u021bi-v\u0103 la <a href=\"https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/inregistrare-newsletter\">buletinul nostru gratuit<\/a>. Dac\u0103 dori\u021bi s\u0103 ne sprijini\u021bi, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/sustineactivenews\">orice DONA\u021aIE este binevenit\u0103<\/a>. Doamne, ajut\u0103!<br \/>\n\t\t\t<\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"asculta-articolul\"><span id=\"preload-asculta-articolul\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/images\/animatie-redare-articol.gif\"><\/span><a class=\"btn-asculta-articolul hide\"><span>ascult\u0103 articolul<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div id=\"article-read\">\n<div>MOTTO: \u201eNoul film Alb\u0103 ca Z\u0103pada nu va mai avea pitici, ci creaturi magice. Decizia a fost luat\u0103 de Disney pentru a nu jigni persoanele care sufer\u0103 de nanism. Nu e singura adaptare la vremurile actuale. Alb\u0103 ca Z\u0103pada nu mai este o prin\u021bes\u0103 fragil\u0103, ci o femeie puternic\u0103 \u0219i independent\u0103. \u00cen acela\u0219i timp, Studiourile Disney au anun\u021bat am\u00e2narea cu un an a lans\u0103rii filmului inspirat din basmul Fra\u021bilor Grimm, scriu jurnali\u0219tii de la Variety.\u201d (DIGI 24, 31 octombrie 2023)\u00a0<\/div>\n<div>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/div>\n<div>\u201eAmu cic\u0103 era odat\u0103 \u00eentr-o \u021bar\u0103 un crai, care avea trei feciori. \u0218i craiul acela mai avea un frate mai mare, care era \u00eemp\u0103rat \u00eentr-o alt\u0103 \u021bar\u0103, mai dep\u0103rtat\u0103. \u0218i \u00eemp\u0103ratul, fratele craiului, se numea Verde-\u00eemp\u0103rat; \u0219i \u00eemp\u0103ratul Verde nu avea feciori, ci numai fete\u201d, dar asta nu constituia vreo problem\u0103 deoarece ata\u0219amentul pentru egalitatea de gen era \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219it de toat\u0103 lumea, cu entuziasm. De aceea, c\u00e2nd Verde-\u00eemp\u0103rat a vrut s\u0103 lase \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u021bia unui nepot de frate, toate televiziunile l-au mustrat c\u0103 nu \u00een\u021belege tocmai el conceptul de egalitate de gen.\u00a0<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Cu toate acestea, cei trei nepo\u021bi s-au ar\u0103tat disponibili&#8230; Dar craiul, ca s\u0103 le \u00eencerce vitejia, vru s\u0103 se deghizeze \u00een urs \u0219i s\u0103-i sperie c\u00e2nd o pornesc la drum&#8230; u\u0219or de zis , greu de f\u0103cut&#8230; c\u0103 de unde blan\u0103 de urs natural\u0103, c\u00e2nd activi\u0219tii de mediu se lipesc cu superglue de zidurile castelului dac\u0103 \u00eendr\u0103zne\u0219ti s\u0103 ie\u0219i la v\u00e2n\u0103toare? A\u0219a c\u0103 a luat o blan\u0103 ecologic\u0103, recte un \u201emolton dore\u201d din fibre reciclate, foarte frumos \u0219i bine \u00eentre\u021binut \u0219i i-a speriat pe primii doi feciori, care oricum nu \u0219tiau cum arat\u0103 un urs deoarece jocul ANIMALE DIN CONTINENTE fusese retras demult de pe pia\u021b\u0103&#8230;\u00a0<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Al treilea \u00eens\u0103, sf\u0103tuit de o bab\u0103 influencer \u0219i instructor de dezvoltare personal\u0103, \u00eei ceru lui tac\u2019su hainele de la nunt\u0103, armele \u0219i calul din tinere\u021be, iar ca s\u0103 ademeneasc\u0103 gloaba -fost arm\u0103sar- se \u00eendrept\u0103 cu o tav\u0103 cu j\u0103ratec proasp\u0103t c\u0103tre grajd, c\u00e2nd noroc c\u0103 fu observat de pompierul palatului care-i trase un Normativ P118\/1999\u00a0 \u00een \u021beast\u0103 \u0219i-l scoase afar\u0103 de urechi: \u201eAha, vrei s\u0103 umbli cu j\u0103ratec \u00eentr-o construc\u021bie cu gradul V rezisten\u021b\u0103 la foc, prostule?\u201d&#8230; a\u0219a c\u0103 feciorul de crai fu nevoit s\u0103-l ademeneasc\u0103 pe cal tot cu nutre\u021b combinat&#8230; \u00cen fine, plec\u0103 b\u0103iatul nu \u00eenainte ca tac\u2019su s\u0103-l sf\u0103tuiasc\u0103 s\u0103 se fereasc\u0103 de omul sp\u00e2n \u0219i omul ro\u0219, numai c\u0103 noi nu putem fi de acord cu a\u0219a ceva deoarece nu putem jigni cet\u0103\u021benii care sufer\u0103 de alopecie cronic\u0103, ca s\u0103 nu mai zic c\u0103\u00a0 respingem din start \u0219i orice aluzie rasist\u0103.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\u0218i merse, \u0219i merse feciora\u0219ul 49 de zile p\u00e2n\u0103 se-nt\u00e2lni cu Sp\u00e2nu&#8230; acesta \u00eel p\u0103c\u0103li, \u00ee\u0219i arog\u0103 identitatea lui \u0219i-i lu\u0103 armele \u0219i calul, dar \u0103sta chiar nu-i un motiv s\u0103 nu-l simpatiz\u0103m pe Sp\u00e2nu \u0219i s\u0103-l discrimin\u0103m, c\u0103ci se \u0219tie c\u0103 numai omul alb, posesor de pleat\u0103 \u0219i mochetu\u021b\u0103 pe piept, cu masculinitatea sa toxic\u0103, a distrus planeta \u0219i egalitatea de \u0219anse, nu cei cu \u201eepilaj natural\u201d, a\u0219a c\u0103 bine i-a f\u0103cut Sp\u00e2nu pun\u00e2ndu-l slug\u0103, adic\u0103 \u201epersoan\u0103 de serviciu\u201d (c\u0103 \u201efemeie de serviciu\u201d n-ar fi corect s\u0103 spunem), calificare compatibil\u0103 cu nr. 911201 din Clasificarea ocupa\u021biilor din Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i-l numi Harap Alb. Sp\u00e2nu, \u0219tiind ce slug\u0103 vrednic\u0103 are, cum ajunse la palatul lui Verde \u00cemparat (\u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103, culoarea pielii n-are nicio importan\u021b\u0103) \u00eel trimise pe masculul alb toxic dup\u0103 sal\u0103\u021bile \u201ebio\u201d din Gr\u0103dina Ursului, dup\u0103 pielea b\u0103tut\u0103-n nestemate a fiarei cu camer\u0103 video \u00een frunte din P\u0103durea Cerbului, \u0219i, \u00een final, dup\u0103 fata \u00cemp\u0103ratului Ro\u0219 (v\u0103 asigur c\u0103 nici aici nu-i vreo aluzie rasist\u0103 la culoarea pielii, dup\u0103 cum nici numele lui B\u0103sescu n-are nicio leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu condamnabilele flatulen\u021be care contribuie la \u00eenc\u0103lzirea global\u0103). \u00cen drumul lui spre \u00cemp\u0103ratul Ro\u0219, Harap Alb a relocat \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103 o colonie de furnici \u0219i un roi de albine, de pe traseul viitoarei autostr\u0103zi Transilvania \u0219i s-a \u00eent\u00e2lnit cu Global R\u0103cil\u0103, L\u0103custe Poftil\u0103, Aqva Economisil\u0103, Radar Observil\u0103 \u0219i Drone Prinz\u0103ril\u0103. Pe to\u021bi \u0219i-i lu\u0103 tovar\u0103\u0219i de drum \u0219i bine f\u0103cu, deoarece numai cu ajutorul lor reu\u0219i Harap Alb s\u0103 o aduc\u0103 pe fata \u00cemp\u0103ratului Ro\u0219, de care se \u00eendr\u0103gosti lulea \u0219i\u00a0 care nici e prea clar dac\u0103 nu era b\u0103iat, \u00eens\u0103 dac\u0103 dragoste este, se \u0219tie c\u0103 aceasta nu se voteaz\u0103 iar sexul nu conteaz\u0103.\u00a0<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\u201e\u0218i apoi, \u00eengenunchind am\u00e2ndoi dinaintea \u00eemp\u0103ratului Verde, \u00ee\u0219i jur\u0103 credin\u021b\u0103 unul altuia, primind binecuv\u00e2ntare de la d\u00e2nsul \u0219i \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u021bia totodat\u0103\u201d (dup\u0103 cum observa\u021bi, fetele \u00eemp\u0103ratului Verde au r\u0103mas cu buza umflat\u0103 de acid hialuronic, deoarece n-au primit nimic, \u00een timp ce Harap Alb cu aleasa lui queer au luat potul \u0219i \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u021bia). \u201eDup\u0103 aceasta se \u00eencepe nunta&#8230; Lumea de pe lume s-a str\u00e2ns de privea, Soarele \u0219i luna din cer le r\u00e2dea.\u00a0<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\u0218i a \u021binut veselia ani \u00eentregi, \u0219i acum mai \u021bine \u00eenc\u0103; cine se duce acolo bea \u0219i m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103. Iar pe la noi, cine are bani bea \u0219i m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103, iar\u0103 cine nu, se uit\u0103 \u0219i rabd\u0103\u201d (asta e tot a\u0219a \u0219i \u00een vremea noastr\u0103, nu s-a schimbat nimic, doar c\u0103 banii nu trebuie s\u0103 fie cash, ci pe card, ca s\u0103 poat\u0103 \u0219i statul s\u0103 vad\u0103 ce m\u0103n\u00e2nci \u0219i ce bei, c\u0103 doar nu e\u0219ti de capul t\u0103u \u00eentr-o democra\u021bie consolidat\u0103).<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\u0218i-am \u00eenc\u0103lecat pe-o trotinet\u0103 electric\u0103 \u0219i v-am spus povestea-a\u0219a&#8230;\u00a0<\/div>\n<div>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>P.S. \u00cen fotografie sunt noii \u00eenso\u021bitori ai Albei ca Z\u0103pada, care reflect\u0103 \u00een mod corect diversitatea \u0219i egalitatea de gen.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<p> Source URL: https:\/\/www.activenews.ro\/opinii\/Luminita-Arhire-HARAP-ALB-O-POVESTE-CORECTATA-DIN-PUNCT-DE-VEDERE-POLITIC-185417<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Foto: Disney Articole rela\u021bionate Lumini\u021ba Arhire: \u201dSECERA \u0218I CIOCANUL\u201d? A\u0218! \u201dRANGA \u0218I PENSETA\u201d! Lumini\u021ba Arhire: MONICA MACOVEI sau \u201eCALEA ADEV\u0102RULUI\u201d \u0218I H\u00c2RTOAPELE EI LOGICE ActiveNews se confrunt\u0103 cu cenzura pe re\u021bele sociale \u0219i pe internet. Intra\u021bi direct pe site pentru a ne citi \u0219i abona\u021bi-v\u0103 la buletinul nostru gratuit. 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