{"id":122050,"date":"2018-03-10T17:38:29","date_gmt":"2018-03-10T14:38:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=122050"},"modified":"2018-03-10T17:38:29","modified_gmt":"2018-03-10T14:38:29","slug":"paraschivenia-saptamanii-propunere-decenta-expunere-indecenta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/?p=122050","title":{"rendered":"PARASCHIVENIA S\u0102PT\u0102M\u00c2NII. Propunere decent\u0103, expunere indecent\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry data-app-meta data-app-meta-article\" data-embed-base-url-canonical=\"https:\/\/www.digi24.ro\/embed\/fara-categorie\/paraschivenia-saptamanii-propunere-decenta-expunere-indecenta-892271\">\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\" data-index=\"1\"><span><span><span lang=\"ro-RO\">Dup\u0103 ce Jean Th. Florescu este numit Trimis Extraordinar \u015fi Ministru plenipoten\u0163iar al Rom\u00e2niei la Madrid (f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftie boab\u0103 de spaniol\u0103), P\u0103storel Teodoreanu conchide: \u201eAm trimis la mauri \/ Un ministru nou. \/ Printre-at\u00e2\u0163ia tauri \/ S\u0103 fie \u015fi-un bou\u201d. Epigrama rivalizeaz\u0103 \u00een duritate cu cea care, ie\u015fit\u0103 din acela\u015fi condei, \u00eel vizeaz\u0103 pe Romulus Z\u0103roni: \u201eCaligula imperator \/ A f\u0103cut din cal sen\u00e1tor. \/ Petru Groza, mai sinistru, \/ \u015ei-a f\u0103cut boul ministru.\u201d P\u0103cat, mare p\u0103cat c\u0103 P\u0103storel a ratat contemporaneitatea cu distinsul guvern D\u0103ncil\u0103 \u015fi \u00eendeosebi cu neconflictualul ei premier. Ar fi avut zilnic materie prim\u0103 pentru cirezi de epigrame (sau pentru epigrame cu cirezi). Aproape c\u0103-mi vine s\u0103-i provoc pe cititorii care intr\u0103 pe www. Digi24.ro la un concurs de miniaturi <\/span><\/span><\/span><span><span><span lang=\"ro-RO\"><i>\u00e0 la mani\u00e8re de<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/span><span><span><span lang=\"ro-RO\"> P\u0103storel av\u00e2ndu-l drept \u0163int\u0103 pe ministrul care li se pare cel mai nepotrivit pentru func\u0163ia pe care-o de\u0163ine. Sigur, e greu s\u0103 alegi dintr-o recolt\u0103 a imposturii at\u00e2t de bogat\u0103. Dac\u0103 te opre\u015fti asupra lui Carmen Dan, \u00eel nedrept\u0103\u0163e\u015fti pe Valentin Popa. Dac\u0103-l alegi pe Bogdan Trif, se urzic\u0103 Lia-Olgu\u0163a Vasilescu. Dac\u0103 optezi pentru Tudorel Toader, provoci revolta Rovanei Plumb. Singura metod\u0103 prin care po\u0163i s\u0103 evi\u0163i sf\u00e2\u015fierea l\u0103untric\u0103 \u015fi mistuirea sub v\u0103paia regretelor ar fi alegerea Vioric\u0103i Vasilica D\u0103ncil\u0103 ca \u0163int\u0103 a catrenelor satirice. C\u0103ci Viorica Vasilica D\u0103ncil\u0103 \u00eentruchipeaz\u0103 ceva ce nu s-a mai pomenit \u00een politica rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 de pe vremea lui Emil Bobu \u015fi Tudor Postelnicu: apogeul inadecv\u0103rii. Zenitul analfabetismului. \u015ei totodat\u0103 ofensiva lipsei de \u015fcoal\u0103, de stil \u015fi de idei.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<figure class=\"article-thumb\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/odawjnpjptemagfzad04nmqxowm3nzvjmzvjzdllmdjmyzmzy2iwzji2y2u0zg-thumb_.jpg\" alt=\"180126_VIORICA_DANCILA_DECLARATIE_011_INQUAM_Photos_Octav_Ganea\" data-skip-htmlfix=\"1\" title=\"odawjnpjptemagfzad04nmqxowm3nzvjmzvjzdllmdjmyzmzy2iwzji2y2u0zg-thumb_\"><figcaption> Foto: InquamPhotos\/Octav Ganea <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\" data-index=\"2\"><span><span><span lang=\"ro-RO\"> La Strasbourg sau la Bucure\u015fti, \u00een fa\u0163a unui reporter TV sau \u00eentr-o discu\u0163ie neoficial\u0103, Viorica Vasilica D\u0103ncil\u0103 scoate \u00een eviden\u0163\u0103, printre multe alte lucruri, alonja intelectual\u0103 a predecesorilor. Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 dumneaei, Sorin Grindeanu \u015fi Mihai Tudose fac figur\u0103 de ilumini\u015fti. Parc\u0103-i vezi la Paris, \u00een cafeneaua <\/span><\/span><\/span><span><span><span lang=\"ro-RO\"><i>Le Procope<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/span><span><span><span lang=\"ro-RO\">, a\u015ftept\u00e2ndu-i pe Montesquieu, Diderot \u015fi Voltaire pentru o tacla sub\u0163ire. Compara\u0163ia cu Viorica Vasilica D\u0103ncil\u0103 le avantajeaz\u0103, pe de alt\u0103 parte, \u015fi pe \u015fefele de ministere sau prim-secretarele de jude\u0163 din ceau\u015fism, fie ele Suzana G\u00e2dea, Ana Mure\u015fan, Lina Ciobanu sau Alexandrina G\u0103inu\u015f\u0103. Singurul element de recuzit\u0103 care-i lipse\u015fte este cocul de partid \u015fi de stat, dar, a\u015fa cum s-a observat, premierul arboreaz\u0103 \u00een locul lui o coafur\u0103 conceput\u0103 anume pentru a smulge compara\u0163ii primato-simiene din gura presei, urmate de amenzi dinspre CNA. Cristian Tudor Popescu a pl\u0103tit pentru \u201evina\u201d unei imagini zoologice, sc\u0103p\u00e2nd, ce-i drept, de blam pentru c\u0103 \u015fi-a \u00eeng\u0103duit jignirea pavianilor. Mai precaut, Andrei Ple\u015fu a scris la un moment dat c\u0103 s-ar l\u0103sa invitat oric\u00e2nd la o por\u0163ie de sarmale preg\u0103tite de premier. Dac\u0103 nu \u015fi-a dat seama, Viorica Vasilica D\u0103ncil\u0103 trebuie \u00eencuno\u015ftin\u0163at\u0103 c\u0103 emo\u0163ia convivial\u0103 a domnului Ple\u015fu a fost o ironie \u015fi nimic altceva.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\" data-index=\"3\"><span><span><span lang=\"ro-RO\"> R\u0103zboiul dintre picioarele premierului \u015fi str\u0103chinile limbii rom\u00e2ne a f\u0103cut deja o mul\u0163ime de victime. E mult, e nepermis de mult, s-a dep\u0103\u015fit pragul de acceptabilitate. Vrem pace, mai ales c\u0103 premierul a fost recomandat drept o persoan\u0103 neconflictual\u0103. Or, cum poate un om f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eenclina\u0163ie spre conflict s\u0103 provoace un asemenea m\u0103cel pe c\u00e2mpul de lupt\u0103 cu limba matern\u0103? Cum poate un europarlamentar s\u0103-\u015fi vorbeasc\u0103 limba mai r\u0103u dec\u00e2t ar vorbi vreo limb\u0103 str\u0103in\u0103, \u00een ipoteza greu plauzibil\u0103 c\u0103 ar \u015fti vreuna? Cum poate un \u015fef de guvern s\u0103 pice examenele elementare de comand\u0103 asupra propriei limbi \u015fi s\u0103-\u015fi piseze auditoriul cu \u201eal doilea precedent\u201d, \u201eservici\u201d, \u201eBrixit\u201d, \u201etrebie\u201d (sau, la alegere, \u201etrebuie\u015fte\u201d), \u201eimunoglobin\u0103\u201d \u015fi at\u00e2tea altele? Cum poate un om care te reprezint\u0103 \u00een afara grani\u0163elor s\u0103 aib\u0103 dileme ad\u00e2nci \u00een privin\u0163a articolului genitival \u015fi s\u0103 nu nimereasc\u0103 mai mult de trei construc\u0163ii din zece? Cum poate un om care a stat at\u00e2\u0163ia ani \u00een structurile organismelor europene s\u0103 introduc\u0103 pe furi\u015f Iranul \u015fi Pakistanul \u00een UE?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\" data-index=\"4\"><span><span><span lang=\"ro-RO\"> Cu trei-patru zile \u00een urm\u0103, deputatul liberal Ovidiu Rae\u0163chi i-a cerut pre\u015fedintelui PSD Liviu Dragnea s\u0103 limiteze drastic apari\u0163iile publice ale premierului D\u0103ncil\u0103, din cauz\u0103 c\u0103 distruge fibra intim\u0103 a limbii rom\u00e2ne. E destul\u0103 seriozitate \u00een ini\u0163iativa altminteri sarcastic\u0103 a lui Ovidiu Rae\u0163chi. Propunerea lui decent\u0103 \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 pun\u0103 fr\u00e2u unei expuneri care a devenit deja indecent\u0103. Se vor fi l\u0103murit de asta p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi acei colegi de partid ai doamnei D\u0103ncil\u0103 care nu au candorile lexicale sau gramaticale ale premierului \u015fi care pot fi vizita\u0163i, m\u0103car din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, de sentimentul ru\u015finii. Sigur c\u0103 Viorica Vasilica D\u0103ncil\u0103 e un om de paie, o mog\u00e2ldea\u0163\u0103 depersonalizat\u0103, al c\u0103rei rol e de paravan pentru manevrele \u015fefului de partid. (\u00cen fond, nu degeaba i se spune Viorica Docil\u0103.) \u015ei sigur c\u0103, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 pagubele pe care le produce Liviu Dragnea, lufturile de exprimare ale premierului sunt simple chestiuni de coloratur\u0103. Numai c\u0103 ele trebuie citite ca semnal dat str\u0103in\u0103t\u0103\u0163ii \u015fi povestite tuturor c\u0103po\u015filor care se \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2neaz\u0103 s\u0103 mai cread\u0103 \u00een competen\u0163\u0103 \u015fi merit. S-o putea \u015fi asta, nu contest: \u00eentr-o editur\u0103, \u00eentr-o banc\u0103, \u00eentr-o fabric\u0103 sau \u00eentr-un local de prestigiu. \u00cens\u0103 meritul la v\u00e2rful politic a devenit, cu sprijinul Vioric\u0103i Vasilica D\u0103ncil\u0103 \u015fi a celor care au propulsat-o acolo, o himer\u0103. \u015ei o form\u0103 de calcul cinic. Mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne s\u0103 te \u00eentrebi cu cine ar putea s-o \u00eenlocuiasc\u0103 Liviu Dragnea pe doamna D\u0103ncil\u0103 dac\u0103 ar decide la un moment dat s-o sacrifice \u015fi pe dumneaei. Altfel spus, c\u00e2te trepte exist\u0103 \u00eentre Viorica Vasilica D\u0103ncil\u0103 \u015fi Bul\u0103 cel din bancuri. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p> Source URL: https:\/\/www.digi24.ro\/fara-categorie\/paraschivenia-saptamanii-propunere-decenta-expunere-indecenta-892271<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dup\u0103 ce Jean Th. Florescu este numit Trimis Extraordinar \u015fi Ministru plenipoten\u0163iar al Rom\u00e2niei la Madrid (f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftie boab\u0103 de spaniol\u0103), P\u0103storel Teodoreanu conchide: \u201eAm trimis la mauri \/ Un ministru nou. \/ Printre-at\u00e2\u0163ia tauri \/ S\u0103 fie \u015fi-un bou\u201d. Epigrama rivalizeaz\u0103 \u00een duritate cu cea care, ie\u015fit\u0103 din acela\u015fi condei, \u00eel vizeaz\u0103 pe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":122051,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[11],"class_list":["post-122050","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politics","tag-digi24"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122050","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=122050"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122050\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/122051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=122050"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=122050"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/analyse.optim.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=122050"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}