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In the gaming world, there’s a metric called time to penis — how long it takes a player, given a tool or text box, to make or draw a, you guessed it, penis. It appears that metric may need to expand beyond the gaming world, though, because some Finnish pilots took detours from their training routes…

Earlier this week we asked you to show some vulnerability and share one thing about your beloved car that you would like to change, if you somehow had a magic wand. I must say, I’m impressed by all of your eagerness to share the little quibbles you have your cars, and there were way more…

Good morning! It’s Friday, April 24, 2026, and this is The Morning Shift, your daily roundup of the top automotive headlines from around the world, in one place. This is where you’ll find the most important stories that are shaping the way Americans drive and get around. In this morning’s edition, Porsche is completely pulling…

The current state of the automotive industry is far from perfect. The general public is frustrated by the rising prices for new cars. Enthusiasts are annoyed that every other new model unveiled by mass-market automakers is a crossover. However, the tides could be changing. Market and political forces could be prompting manufacturers to produce more…

They say “go big or go home,” and with today’s Nice Price or No Dice Winnebago, you could do both! Let’s find out if this Class A Motorhome is priced to quickly find a new home. When considering the 2023 Nissan Z Performance we looked at on Thursday, both the car and its $41,800 asking…

Around 45% of all new vehicles in the U.S. arrive missing something. No, we’re not talking about bench seats, although we do miss some of the features you don’t find in new cars anymore. Pop your trunk or swing that rear hatch open, and you might not find what once drivers once took for granted: that…

Porsche revealed the Cayenne Electric back in November, initially in base and Turbo guises with the mid-range S being shown off last month. There will be more models to come, like the performance-oriented GTS and absurd Turbo GT, and surely at least one or two other trims that Porsche can think up. Now, with the…

It’s bad enough when you hit a wild animal large enough to total your car. It’s even worse when you’re allowed to claim the carcass for meat, but someone else swipes it before you have the chance. That’s what happened to Tim Wyland after he struck and killed a moose with his VW Passat, reports Cowboy…

Do you love the look of the Morgan Plus Four, but wish those unique looks were backed up with a more powerful drivetrain? Well the mad geniuses over at Morgan have your number, because they’ve loaded their fastest four-wheeler up with nearly 400 horsepower. That ought to be enough to make the new Supersport 400 drive…

For decades, Formula 1 has claimed to be the height of motorsport. It has the most advanced cars and the most glitzy proceedings; its drivers are fashion models, businessmen, knights, and dating Kardashians — and those are the multitudes contained in just one guy, Lewis Hamilton. Formula 1 understands this, of course, and prices its…